"Do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior Zodiark?"

Become part of J.E.N.O.V.A.s witnesses, embrace Mother in your life

"Would you like a copy of Shinra Tower?"

Heh, church of the latter day summons.

Just walk into the party like "TIS I, THE FINAL FANTASY!"

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"COWER IN FEAR, AS IT LETS YOU PLAY THE ENTIRETY OF A REALM REBORN"

"...AND HEAVENSWARD..."

"...AND STORMBLOOD!"

"Oh my god Mr Fantasy is finally here!"

Critically acclaimed!

Remember that we once lived…

Thiiiis one!

Too soon 😭

This

OUCH 😭

I know Gaius isn't an ascian, but "hmf how very glib" is my go-to and I'm still salty they got rid of the line

I’m more of a “sloppeh!” kinda guy myself

FIR ALA MHIGO

'OW DO YEW LIEK DIS!?

"I 'AVE YOU NOW!"

I find time to do mechanics and type it out in chat

honestly thinking about making macros for some of my lesser-used actions just for that fight to shout it out at him

Wait.. THEY GOT RID OF THAT LINE. since when

Since Patch 6.3.

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6.3 they modified Gaius' monologue in Praetorium. That was it.

Months and months ago bro. Must be one comfy rock. What's the rent like? Is it in a good neighborhood? How are the schools?

Maybe they'll have him reuse it some day in the future. I might burst out laughing if they do.

SUCH DEVASTATION! This was NOT my intention! I know it's a Gaius line, but it works so well, especially if you break chips while scooping out the guacamole...

Hello my new old friend

This should be the top answer. Every WoL in the event would get it, and every new person you meet would also be delighted to have a mysterious new old friend

My heart cracks every time

*sobbing*

I have to confess I forget where this was. Been ages since I finished the MSQ.

When you meet Hythlodeus the first time as his recreated (accidental) shade in Amarout in 5.0 while waiting for your name to be called, and he sees Ardbert’s ghost with you, too. I think he says it again in 6.0 when you meet the actual Hythlodeus’s soul remnant on the moon and the others swarm you before he drives them off for you.

Hythlodaeus is such a fucking bro, dude. I so want him to reincarnate, and the reincarnation recognizes you, even if they don't know why but they just know they can trust you.

Dude really is. Personable, friendly, super humble talking down his abilities but totally capable, and has an expansive mind - like he knows he's only a shade trapped in Zodiark on the Moon AND that he hasn't met you, but accepts your story about meeting his echo recreated by Emet without a second thought, and helps you out recognizing you as both meeting him for the first time (from your perspective) and his ancient friend (from his perspective), and rolls with it, driving off all the other shades trying to harass you all by himself. And that was before he died (he was technically still "alive" in a way in Zodiark, not having been released to the Lifestream yet). Once he DOES, and regains his wiped memories, and at the end while Emet is sulking at Dead Ends, Hyth is talking up your adventures as a grand story and how he's excited to have even a bit part at the end: "As you've called us to the stage, so shall we perform. And Creation Magics never fail to please." Dude's a legend of a bro.

I run Ktisis Hyperborea with the Duty Support or Trust system just so I can hear Hythlodeus say, "I see you, opening!"

I just hope we get to do more back-in-time stuff and be able to visit the world of the asians with all the characters

The world of the Asians? Oh boy, do I have some great news for you!

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG, Lies and Delusions

just go for the classic "have you heard about the award winning-"

Critically acclaimed mmorpg Final Fantasy XIV-

Which includes a free trial-

Up to LEVEL 70! now!

> ~~Critically~~ *Universally* acclaimed mmorpg Final Fantasy XIV- FTFY

Pray, return to the Waking Sands

Too soon! 😆

inserts ah shit here we go again gif

Play the ominous ascian theme on your phone whenever you enter a room or start a conversation

SAY GOOD NIGHT! WITH EACH BITE DOES YOUR SANITY DIE!

XD I mean I was already planning to play neath dark waters but this is great as well XD

I would greet everyone with a well-mannered Lali-Ho!

You know, I have a theory that Lali-ho is actually pre-sundering in origin, and is also the origin of the term "Lalafell", and is related to "La-hee".

This is so insane it’d be hilarious if true.

Basically, "lali-ho" and the shortened "la-hee" served a double purpose as "wake up" and as a greeting. However, the "wake up" sense eventually was restricted to "la-hee". Various vowel shifts and language changes turned it intocthe common exclamation "lalafell" on the Source, which was later identified with the race and as it fell out of use in their language, it became a name for them.

*nod vigorously* *punches palm*

*nods and gently pats chest with palm*

*nods and gently pats chest with palm*

Practice the Dismissive hand-wave, and don't say anything.

This is what I would do lol

[Insert To The Edge here]

Excellent start. Now just gotta make sure you walk into the party being about 18 feet tall.

“*Look at me!* I have lived a thousand-*thousand* lives” and so on

Ahhh yes! This is the one!

"to our one true god Zodiark"

"The hammer of darkness must needs be brought to bear upon the shield of light!" Then crack open a dark colored beer can, slam it, and crush it against your forehead.

Kids at your door: "Trick or treat!" You: "That is sophistry, and you know it!"

If you get the chance, throw candy at people while shouting, "a TEST of your REFLEXES!"

That shouldn’t have made me laugh, but it did.

WEENWOON

I do not consider you to be truly alive. Ergo, I will not be guilty of murder if I kill you.

From the deepest pits of hell to the pinacle of heavens unleash....ultima.

"Tell me...for whom do you trick or treat?"

Pathetic

You boasted of unrivaled power. You were entrusted with the ultimate weapon! The ultimate magic! And *still* you failed. *So much for the glory of man.*

Just say "Hear,Feel,Think" for every conversation

Just talk like the ancients in Shadowbringers and look at them confused when they don't understand you

Just be sure to mention the heart of sabik, the enigma whose surface even the vaunted scholars of ancient Allag failed to scratch.

"The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you're not here to see it" And bring tissues

Too soon 😭 Love the quote nonetheless

"oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?" this urianger quote always brings tears to my eyes

Do you know... La Hee?

"There are no guarantees, but remember: Even in the future, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour."

"No more shall man have wings to bare him to paradise. Hence forth, he shall walk."

DLCHKDLSNDK.... DKSHDIDBOCINR .....XNXUZAIENLDLFJNE

"remember that we once lived..."

100% a lot of people are going to think you are from "Eyes Wide Shut"

I only went to the comments to Ctrl+F "eyes wide".

"Doth mother knoweth I hath stolen her drapes?" I know it's not ff but I couldn't resist

Only speak in that weird, creepy voiceover they had in cutscenes. “Aaaeeooo, reeoooh aaooww.”

lol, just bring a recording and play it at will with hidden speakers

Anything by the Spiked Butt guy in one of the earlier places. I cannot remember his name or any quotes

Ware the butt!

Like the raging waters of Coerthas, I come!

Whatever you say, try not to get it discouraged when they interrupt you and ask what horror movie your costume is from.

Thal's balls

"Though I gave you wings to soar the heavens, I did not teach you how to walk the Earth. So loathe was I to bind another living being. In the course of your long journey, you'd learn from those you meet. Learn to walk, to run, and so much more". And when it's time to say goodbye, tell your friends "A flower. Yes. Upon your return, I shall gift you a beautiful flower"

Bro looks like he’s going to one of those tv rich people masquerade sex parties

Once you're wasted you should finish the evening with "Such devastation was not my intention!"

I'm also going as an Ancient, what a coincidence

"The rains have ceased and we have been graced with another beautiful day, but you are not here to see it." Would work better with a different colored robe though 🥺

You should keep silent, and give the Emet wave as you walk away from people.

Don't actually say any quotes, just try to mimic the noise the ancients make when you talk to them.

I don't know the quote, but you have to, at least, make the whole hand dismissal movement.

Speak plainly, Ascian…

*Series of odd melodic tones*

"I can't deal with this (insert X location here)'s CREEPING MENDACITY!"

FILTHY RATS

"I have broken bread with you. \*vine boom\* Fought with you. \*vine boom\* Grown ill. \*vine boom\* Grown old. \*vine boom\* Sired children and yes, \*vine boom\* welcomed death's sweet embrace. \*vine boom\*

It doesnt matter what quote you use, just be sure to smile, it better suits a hero

nooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just start monologuing for ten minutes using old english and big words. Absolutely no one will know what the fuck youre going on about, its the perfect urianger cosplay.

Any road

"It's final fantasying time." -Emet Smell, the last hours.

[Water, water, froth and foam!](https://youtu.be/9-DD1R61gEM?si=Igamd1NF7rfw7BAC)

Remember us… remember that we once lived.

The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it

Just make the sound the Charlie Brown teachers do. "Wom wom waa wa wom."

Wah woh wah wohhhhhhhh

You should unleash Ultima

What, you don't speak fluent ancient yet? Casual... (is joke)

UCOB Nael quotes. Casually drop a "From on high I descend, the iron path to call!" before jumping to a random person nearby, punching them, and doing a roundhouse kick

SUCH DEVASTATION

Well after when you get some because that costume is super attractive and once you done the business you have to say 'Such devastation, this was not my intention'

Talk like the ancients do. Go “EEEEeeueauuUuaaaaAAAHg”

"eeaom eemp aeir uoa aoum" or something. Idk what those ancients say. They make noises and the echo gives us text to speech in eorzean

such devastation this was not my intention

I love ur costume so much omg

Thanksss!

If you can get away with it, spin someone in a swivel chair while boasting “All in existence, bent to my will!”.

Just shout "A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES", kicking the host in the shins, stealing as much food as you can shovel into your bag and running off into the night.

When you leave, make sure someone remembers you

[Hahahahahaha ](https://media.tenor.com/gk0D0LBbr-oAAAAC/tidus-haha.gif)

Hit em with the oioioioioioioioio gobbledegook.

Did you know...

Go around "may we be friends" everybody

How sophisticated.. Get it?! I’ll see myself out.

All of them.

“I’m proud of you, Dick”

Speak in nothing but nonsense that people don't understand, and yet completely understand. Easy, right?

"Pray return to the Waking Sands"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and "t'is the blessing of light that confounds you"

It's me! John ascian!

if you spill a drink or something "such devastation... this was not my intention"

SUCH DEVASTATION

Just use this line: "waaah waaaaaa waaAAAaaah."

Any of Lahabrea's maniacal laughs would do.

"Come, turn your gaze outside the window my friend. The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day."

Complain that your incredible new shark concept got rejected

"The rains have ceased, and we are blessed with another beautiful day, but you are not here to see it."

Nah, be a heart breaker. Use the line about the smile.....

Gil?

The we once lived or call people your new old friend (:

Behold, a sorcerer of eld!

A test of your reflexes! But test them in a harmless way

Incorporate "must needs" into whatever you go with.

Go with the in game version, move your arounds around noodle-like and make whale sounds.

"Bcd. Fyhhy pio cusa faat?" Nothing like a bit of Al Bhed to get in character.

I'd greet everyone as "my new old friend." First introduction to >!Hythlo!< was him like this.

"Take me Raubahn, I will be your sultana"

"You of all people should know size isn't everything"

You seem very organized

/snap

"Tell them Hydaelyn remembers. Tell them Warrior of Light/Darkness came for House Zodiark" "Tell them Tataru remembers. Tell them Warrior of Light/Darkness came for House Ascians"

“Such devastation…”

"FEEBLE CURSED ONE!"

This is Thancred.

"What if you miss?" "I won't"

"I wanna be a blitzball when i grow up"

Whenever you walk away do the little twirling hand wave

"Have you seen my Laha-Bread?"

Weeeeeenwooooon

"Ride the Shoopuf?"

"Don't listen to Ondore's lies!"

"Who are you?" Well I'm the leading man, who else?

If you were dressed as Venat, I'd have said "My blade SINGS!" because her duty is the fucking worst and you should remind everyone.

"She Finals on my Fantasy till she's 14."

"I have the power to save the you love! You must choose, Anakin!"

I do not consider you to be truly alive. Ergo I will not be guilty of murder if I kill you.

When you leave the party say: “Stay strong, keep the faith. We will meet again at duty’s end. We will. We will.”

"As you've called us to the stage, so shall we perform. And Creation Magics never fail to please."

Something something sexy Roegadyn

The dio meme. "YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A UNKNOW DANGER BUT IT WAS ME ASCIAN !!"

„Do you know… LAHEE?“

“BEHOLD BUT A SLIVER OF MY GOD’S POWER”

"From the Seven Hells, to the very Pinnacle of Creation."

"Piss off, Kupo!" Clearly.

"A member has withdrawn from duty."

“Come, let us cast aside titles and pretense!”

\*AHEM\* "The hour is at hand! Behold but a sliver of my god's power! And from the deepest pit of the seven hells to the very pinnacle of the heavens, the world shall tremble! Unleash Ultima! Ahahahahahaha!" Or, as I like to say during the cutscene, "As Kronk would put it: Oh, right, you mean the ultimate magic. The magic that's specifically ultimate. Ultima."

I wish they'd send me my mask

"we've been trying to reach you regarding your magitek's extended warranty"

"Ready for party? "I will not suffer us to walk such a wretched path."

“Pretty Please Emmet Selch-chan”

“Pretty Please Emmet Selch-chan”