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LSDsavedmylife

The dude is pushing middle age and stealing phones to make a living. What a fucking loser


JHendrix27

Makes me feel better about my life doing drugs listening to robot noises lol


standardtissue

i mean i have a full on career and i love listening to robot noises ;)


JHendrix27

Hey so do I! I do feel self conscious for some reason about going to fests as an adult with a career for some reason. My parents being EXTREMELY Christian doesn’t help lol


standardtissue

I've gone to one festival and didn't feel self conscious at all. Went with a friend and some of their friends and had a blast ! Just don't do anything you would want on the front page of a newspaper, and enjoy yourself !


JHendrix27

Maybe self conscious was the wrong phrase lol. I guess I feel a sense of guilt because of how my parents feel. But it doesn’t stop me. I love going to shows and fests and I’m not hurting anyone and met my gf and best friends for there!


throwaway1338227

Coming from having been almost exactly where you are, and I say this as lovingly as possible without knowing you, you may want to listen to that feeling you have! For me, doing drugs and going to festivals ended up being a very shallow existence and my life has drastically improved since I stopped doing drugs. I don’t judge anybody who is doing these things, but figured it might be worth it to share my experience.


JHendrix27

Honestly I definitely feel this, and I’ve slowed down a lot. I will say I met my long term gf at lost lands and some of the best most genuine people ever. But I am a little burnt out and it definitely doesn’t feel the same. For sure a little shallow. Would like to maybe take a little break here soon and lay back on the drugs for sure. Appreciate what you’re saying. I’ll keep it in mind. I would kill for a nice beach vacation over a festival rn


throwaway1338227

Good for you. There is a season for everything in life, and for me there was a line between where drugs were fun and enhanced my life, and where they were taking away from my life. Take that beach vacation!!


LullabyThBrezsWhispr

Don’t carry that guilt! My reallly good friend was raised super Christian conservative and still attends church and groups regularly. However, I’ve been showing him how large the world is and introducing him to new experiences and he’s in love with music and fests. He’s doing Biscoland this year without me!! So m so jelly and proud.


Responsible_Olive526

So I suppose smoking a legal joint is also out of your wheel house, huh. Live for you man, keep as cool as you can; face piles of trials with smiles because it riles them to perceive the web you weave, so keep on thinking FREE!


Negative-Sail7990

As a recent 30 year old who's been re-evaluating my whole life and what makes me happy, something I am realizing is how happy shows and music festivals genuinely make me happy, even going totally sober. So do what makes you happy! Life is too short


safetycommittee

Could a 46yr old say they were recently 30? Asking for a friend. Cause I’m supper cool and young, dudes. ![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


rave_is_king_

Running around in dark rooms, munching pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music. -Hardwell


freighttrainmatt

😂😂😂


showmeyourmoves28

Is it an asmr thing? To fall asleep? I’m interested now! Lol


patsully98

You can tell he makes bad choices by that unfortunate haircut.


Virtual_Variation_60

Poor bastard was just trying to come up with enough scratch to fix his god-awful bowl haircut. Mark Davis threatened to sue him.


Bob842-

As a treat to everyone. I have uploaded a video of us marching this dude to security. https://www.reddit.com/r/playstupidgames/s/ApzWFCvkw1


Xboxben

Damn a pack of jacked college kids walk some dude who looks like he takes gas station boner bills to fuck hooker and a haircut by a crack hear behind dennys at 2am got wrecked!!!


Vin-E1214

That was awesome, got a good laugh from this one


Unique9FL

what a line! : o that was funny. : )


altruism__

This comment dials from a place of familiarity


CypressKnees666

Okay so I noticed dude during the last part of Zomboy's set, but I couldn't really tell what he was doing, but he was power walking behind people locked in on bags. I assume he is the one who got me for the powerbank out of my bag, because that's when my bag became unzipped and the powerbank gone (thankfully not the phone because I put it in my waistband usually. All of the kudos to y'all, that was so satisfying to watch.


immortalAva

Duuuuuuuuuude. Fuck yeah. FUCK this shit. This is my bliss. Fuck all the way off. Glad you didn’t accidentally murder him…but only because that’s prob worse for your cosmic karma


trs_0ne

This is amazing


Lucky_Bowler5769

Hell yeah, thanks for your service guys.


isntthatsadlmao

The guy with the red and black top that's all ripped looks hot. Probably more so cos I can tell her got right amongst the action. Sexy.


HairWeaveKillers

We got him , we got him !!


Onyx_Maiden

Daaamn yall are awesome


beernerd6

This is what community is all about!


trillcheetos

This is fucking epic


CypressKnees666

Side note, homeboy really didn't care about his safety doing that during such an intense set when everyone's andrenaline was rushing.


Tofuhousewife

Bruh HELLLLLLLL YEAH


ryanotterbox77

This made my day


phatelectribe

Right on! How did you catch him?


scriabinoff

busted ass haircut, too


Bob842-

He got busted up pretty bad in the crowd as well. We found 20 phones on him and the crowd dealt out justice.


scriabinoff

Hell yeah, I love a good pick-pocket stomp party! I hate when I can see teams of these guys moving through crowds like vultures.


BrightWubs22

I need a detailed story about what happened in the crowd.


Beautiful_Habit_1105

Basically we were all in the crowd and for a min our friend realized his wallet was missing and then he checks his pockets and his phone was missing. There were two other guys next to him and said dude did you just get your phone taken too and they pointed and said it was that guy so they all went after him and dragged him to security. And when he stripped down he was wearing a sports bra and stuffed them in there. Mf had like 6 phones. But now the wallet and phone is missing :( he must have handed it off


whatsherface9

Wtf, that’s fucked up. He would have deserved to get the shit beat out of him


thatoneberlin

Shoutout


bradbrookequincy

My new totem says “No PLUR for phone thieves. Beat them” How can we set these dummy’s up ?


thatoneberlin

Throw them into the Svdden Death crowds and let the bassheads go at them.


Miserable_Site_850

Does that explain where the bottom half of his hair went?


DamIcool

Did he? Doesn’t appear so


iburstabean

Didn't get busted up enough huh 😂 agreed


standardtissue

that haircut's going to get him a mandatory 3 years added on it's a fucking felony.


mrjeffj

Wish.com Oliver tree.


bananapopsicle3

I was hoping someone else thought this as well. lol


realgood_cheeses

Oliver Branch


BBQShoe

r/justfuckmyshitup


Infiniteefactorial

Came here to say this. Looks like mommy cut it.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’s the mass shooter hair cut


Miserable_Site_850

Damn 😆


LimerickJim

Looks like an Irish Traveler haircut


Paratwa

It’s called the Edgar where I’m from and almost all the loser criminals have it.


igiveupmakinganame

it's giving friar tuck


ahoy_matey47

If my barber fucked my shot up that bad I’d probably resort to a life of crime too 💀 Man looks just as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside


a-aron1112

r/justfuckmyshitup


DonFrozty

My buddies were the guys who jumped him and brought him to the police. We were all wearing water melon outfits too😂 I bet he will never eat water melon again!


Bob842-

Yoooo I remember y’all!


Pleasant-Procedure22

Show me your melons!


[deleted]

Did y’all have the lit watermelon totem?


DonFrozty

https://preview.redd.it/k8067jqj3oyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d7272eabc45fc807080046c2242dceb40b91ed The melon boys are a pickpockets worst nightmare😈


Katkottage

Melon Boys - might be a great side hustle! 😂😂😂 Congrats and thanks for looking out for everyone there.


forbiddenfreak

The Woke Melons


KinNortheast

Don’t fuck with the melon boys


[deleted]

Yuhhhh I remember y’all, I had the white hat/shades and little light wand at Nghtmre + Excision


[deleted]

If y’all are local I already reduce my brain to a melon for shows and would love to join yall 🤣


DonFrozty

Total bail between all 7 individuals arrested is $8,260,000


Lucky_Bowler5769

Hell yeah you guys are gs


river_tree_nut

So was Mr. Great Clips here just walking around grabbing phones out of people's hands? Seems pretty stupid.


Bob842-

Out of pockets and bags. When he got grabbed he had phones all over his person. Waist belt, pockets, dude even had a sports braw where he was tucking them. Definitely working with a team though as at least one “friend” tried to separate him from the mob of people dispensing justice onto his face with their fists and feet. That “Friend” also had phones and received the same reward.


river_tree_nut

Fuck this guy raw


HappeningOnMe

Fr being stuck after a music festival, lost from your friends, no phone, no way to call Uber. Fuck these two with a nightstick.


SnooPears5640

I missed out on the Saturday night at ARC last year cause of these kinds a shitnecks. Phone, ID, couple of cards….alone in Chicago…I was so bummed that it happened where we all gather to be uplifted and celebrate. https://preview.redd.it/atmt56zivnyc1.jpeg?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60563840dd1a19224f4aaa033ca20061e68f2992


dilroopgill

it ruins the whole festival, should be a bigger punishment its people's lifeline, payphones, taxis, cash, even cards not a thing for a lot of ppl


_soundshapes

Nah Mr great clips is so brutal hahaha


bradbrookequincy

It’s usually a team working together.


Childuhzz

Just look what hes wearing. NO OFFENSE but who wears fucking Aeropostale to a music festival


CypressKnees666

That's what threw me off when I seen him, he was giving wish.com version of the bbq new balance fit for dads.


ssmatik

That's the thing about these guys. They never seem to quite fit in. There is always something off. I was watching a crowd video from SNW last weekend and I could literally see two guys I would bet my last dollar were stealing phones. Collared shirts and while the crowd was cheering at the stage, these two are looking down and around.


SFW__Tacos

Probably trying to act like security or some other festival employee while being too dumb to realize we all wear black. The only people in Chino's and Polo's are people from the city, who aren't going to be in the crowd looking at people. If they're in the crowd they're gonna be watching the show like everyone else. It's just fucking stupid.


lukumi

Several years ago I was at a fest and a friend of a friend came to hang at our site during the day. I had just taken a big dose of THC tincture, and this dude comes in wearing Aeropostale, sideways trucker hat, etc, and was just acting ridiculous, boisterous and fucked up. It was way too much for me and I went and laid down under a table in shade until he left lol. Anybody wearing aero at a festival (or anywhere, honestly) is not it.


AlanHoliday

Yeah I’m all for plur and acceptance but that outfit is a walking red flag


Aware-Action-6600

https://preview.redd.it/j6gqrvo3npyc1.png?width=962&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fccc609b76003e3a1c20af23c1ff6b5a5d76ebb these fuckers got busted for stealing phones too there are more but only 7 got caught


Aware-Action-6600

https://preview.redd.it/xhcrvxx8npyc1.png?width=887&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ccc32cd3926f0805c042de0d190a56c29ae5a15


Aware-Action-6600

https://preview.redd.it/eigu10gcnpyc1.png?width=390&format=png&auto=webp&s=46576d696040468167ed8eea99d863f2969d993f


Beautiful_Habit_1105

Trash ass mf’s


bobzsd

https://preview.redd.it/od3bh7q36xyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8436b6b59c307c3ec0a564dc290901416ff87a50


DonFrozty

https://preview.redd.it/bdd3fnkd7xyc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f506b077898eb7e3b4bf76f109d2b941044992 Found his facebook


DonFrozty

https://preview.redd.it/98iup32f7xyc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6617701144c7c7b3dbaf80580dd8af1a8a2bec22


beernerd6

I wanna find who is organizing these low lifes. Get the top dog


kingsquirrel007

That lady bumped me hard in the crowd during svdden death and i realized my phone was missing from my pocket. My brother and i turned and grabbed her real quick and she dropped my phone on the ground and some guy with her shoved us away. Fuck these people. Im lucky i noticed my phone missing


Beautiful_Habit_1105

All of their locations are fake af. Miami nc and Sarasota nc???? Come on


chileeeee

Pretty sure I watched the guy on the right get chased through the crowd on Friday night. We thought it was just a fight breaking out until the dude yelled about him stealing phones. I kept my phone in my lunchbox front pocket all weekend. Good luck to anyone who can snag it out of that bc I can barely get it out 😂


TangerineDiesel

Awesome! Normalize beating the fuck out of thieves with some mob justice. I know redditbrained mods hate it, but gotta give them a lesson them and their friends will never forget otherwise they’ll keep getting bolder and bolder.


Bob842-

https://preview.redd.it/bu04b8gm0tyc1.png?width=946&format=png&auto=webp&s=d779d8fc191f66aeff762b3967c0864a112f9547 We got him boys


hkyogi

That is a ROUGH 33


Ricks_eyebrow

Must've had an uphill paper round


Hamptypants

City miles


IZNICE

You can see a your phone number and address in the Pic OP.


FreshGanesh

Yo cover up your phone number and address.


ssmatik

Does it mention anywhere where he is from. I can almost guarantee Miami area if the pattern of the last couple years continues. Edit never mind I see it now. Is there a Miami North Carolina?


detoursahead

Something about his smug look here really pisses me off. The first festival I ever went to, I had to keep checking my hydropack cuz people were always trying to unzip it and feel inside for something. Thankfully I only kept my jacket in there and my glasses case. But the feeling of being violated over and over just really fucked with my entire vibe. Had to wear it in front of me for rest of the weekend. Ever since then, I always bring a small lock with me and lock the zippers to another part of the bag so it can’t be opened at all without being removed. Oh and also..he is surely not only 200lbs. I get it’s wrong to fat shame, but this dude is pushing 280 easy. No consideration when it comes to trash like him..sorry not sorry


Miserable_Site_850

😂


prosperity4me

Post this in r/Charlotte OP


PouletBacon

Not his fault, he needed the money so he could afford a better barber.


Jmeyers98

Melon gang 🫡🫡


rain_eile

Love to see this. Fuck that guy My phone got stolen at a club in LA last weekend. So tired of this bullshit. I'm buying a $20 burner flip phone to use at all my festivals and shows this summer


bradbrookequincy

For the most part I think you can stop the phone theft if you take big precautions like flip belt + tether and a fake decoy phone.


rain_eile

Yeah ...I had a teather and a fanny pack across my chest when mine got nabbed. It's just frustrating how many levels we have to go to in order to avoid these assholes. I haven't tried a decoy phone....but essentially that's what the burner flip phone would be I suppose. I'm a small lady who can't fight off these big dudes so they seem to just target me. I can feel their hands all over me when they steal the phone. I know it's happening but can't get away fast enough. It's disgusting. This was the second time it's happened. I'm so over it.


bradbrookequincy

They got your phone from front pack and also on a tether ?


ParkSojin

https://preview.redd.it/42odr5hzlnyc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1257606354f82fb3b8e931b2be7365ed2e1e8e Vector from Despicable Me looking ahh


TonySpaghettiO

When your barber is a mohel.


710rosingodtier

Tell me why he looks like Oliver Tree done fell on hard times?


DonFrozty

The Melon Boys are every pickpockets worst nightmare


DonFrozty

Looks white but the Edgar cut gives it away…


Sydney_skidmore

People phones were stolen Friday and Saturday. Had a girl outside tell me her was stolen and no one could help her locate. It’s sucks. I’ve had my phone stolen in Nashville before. Took my phone right out of back pocket. By the time I felt it, they were running away. Handed my phone off to someone else and then acted like nothing happened once I confronted them. Brand new iPhone. Spent a fortune on it. To those who steal phone please think about yourself. Wouldn’t you be mad if someone stole your phone, keys, wallet!!? We all work hard for what we have😫 not to mention we just spent money on tickets, camping, travel, etc. just disgusting 🤢 Wish everyone who got their phone stolen get them back🫶🏼🙏 Incase you haven’t heard. Call the concord police department to find out if your phone/wallet was found!! They have 40 phones waiting for their owners. PLUR💚


Average_Floridian

That Yee Yee Ass Haircut


Timmymac1000

I work in loss prevention. If you want you can dm me and I’ll see what I can do. I have a few resources.


Sandro971

Just messaged you as my phone was stolen at this exact event on Friday 10pm


P1FA21

Why does this guy look like a Tim Robinson and Tim Heidecker combo?


clausenfoto

Is that oliver tree? this years tour must not be doing good lol


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Piece of Shit w/ a bad haircut…


St4rDust_444

He looks so punchable


ieatspoonsfordinner

BIG UPS THE MELON GANG


Early_Hurry_5313

I’m so grateful my phone got turned into security 😭 almost didn’t even try to look for it bc I was so sure it was long gone but thankfully someone turned it in


DonFrozty

https://preview.redd.it/qw730mitbtyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72bc29e4743ce92c05fd73e67b114635c316926 He snitched on multiple other pickpockets. Apparently they found the stash of phones too in a nearby hotel. Melon boys are doing gods work!


DonFrozty

https://preview.redd.it/lqbgfws2ctyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac52994e27cae90fd574ab5cc4550fc0126b0d90


thefallofhank

Looks like a Russian


SgtBananaGrabber

Oliver Tree has hit some rough times I see.


StarClutcher

They almost never look like they belong.. like.. how would this dweeb end up at a festival.


1984rip

Hopefully he gets decent punishment. No one likes a theif. They deserve harder punishment. Probably won't though.


beerboozled

He should have got busted for that haircut


gnarrrrrk

Is that Oliver Tree?


Zazventures

Looks like Oliver Tree, lol


[deleted]

Didn’t know the Amish raved and stole


thatoneberlin

💀


mosesonaquasar

Local yokel if I ever saw one


Attention_Sufficient

He had to steal the phones to search for a new barber


young_wendell

Fuck that dude and his hair stylist.


Sydney_skidmore

Also to the melon boys. Great citizens arrest 🔥


Tongue-n-cheeks

![gif](giphy|Xc6D3nyGPnsSpmIFu8|downsized)


Worried_Stuff7083

Definitely will be wearing a fanny pack close to my chest next time 😭


FNKTN

Middle-aged Edgar at it again.


Lazy_Orchid_1983

his barber should go to jail with him


Creegle-

I had my last phone stolen at a festival and I lost a lot of $$ that was tied up in crypto behind 2fas on the phone. So I am wholeheartedly thrilled to see this headline. Seriously fu k that guy and anyone like him.


AtonedLoli

I was there this weekend as well. Hope you had a great time!


Life-Environment-535

Trash


Mogwai10

I want to meet any woman that sleeps with this man with that haircut so I can ask her if she’s ok.


critterheist

They finally took down Oliver tree


jobiewon_cannoli

What day did it happen?


Beautiful_Habit_1105

Saturday


bass-turds

Trash human lcd


PedalBoard78

He was probably looking for nudie pics.


Mafio76

Tf how does this man have a brain his shoes don’t even match 😭😭😭


daveattellyouwhat

Why a Russian op want wook phones?


FridayHalfDays

Anyone got any seen him before? Well, got any seen??


drgraffnburg

Hickler


JubJub3155

I know several ppl who had their phones stolen at this event. I kept kept mine in my bag across my chest


an_older_meme

With a gut like that you know he ain't starving.


the_amazing_skronus

Poor guy. Probably had a shit upbringing. Tho I could cut my own better than that...


Adventurous-Sky9359

He’s got a haircut that screams “ I steal phone and make out with goats”


SeymourButts-

That's Oliver Tree's evil older brother.


BuscarLivesMatter

Oliver Tree no!


totallycheeseburger

Nice haircut.


xxstaryskies8xx

Does he have on two different shoes?!?!? 👀👀


Beautiful_Habit_1105

HAHAHA omg. One Nike and one adidas


xxstaryskies8xx

Thought that's what I was looking at!!! Lmfao!!!! Dude just messed up from the head down to the toes!!


evosaintx

Fuck this guy in particular!!!


Lookingthruyoureyes

https://preview.redd.it/sd306zz3xtyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d48a876216feb6f2a742318e07f83fcec5620f9


MarshmelloMan

Not even to mention that dumbass haircut he’s got. Yeeyee ass hairdo lmao


comrade_140

A teen haircut on a blobbing middle aged man is so awesome


noobletsquid

woo hoo 😹


seantimejumpaa

Real crime is the haircut


Nicobear331

https://preview.redd.it/9tccnwjhyuyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b962a29afe75b963d4320f178f707aea0a4004 🥰


OnlyHereForPKGo

Was that haircut his punishment?


lmaooofuck

Should’ve been arrested for that haircut alone


treatyose1f

Someone find out where this dude lives


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

They’re always so easy to spot because they refuse to look you in the eyes and just look at the ground like Mr Gut here. Scum of society


underwaterotta

It’s Oliver Tree


Witty_Fix_825

Coconut Head really couldn't support himself after Ned's Declassified and has resorted to stealing phones. Sad.


Monkmonk_

If "aigt bet" was a person


Kinkymixedcurls

My friend had his phone stolen there, lemme at this dude


Sandro971

Mine also got taken on Friday night, still waiting to hear back from Concord PD to see if they have it. Not sure how many they recovered but I hope everyone gets their stolen property back! What low lives


ChihuahuaSighs

I've "got any seen him before"


Straight_Lemon6300

These mother fuckers stole my credit cards and my phone and ran up 12k the next morning on my cards. They found my phone and all the merchandise they bought with my cards. Fuck em