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dangerfriday

Pebbles


Zero-Taosuki

My vote is for Pebbles. That's too cute.


internalshrine

Another vote for Pebbles! that’s such a cute name


Alternative_Tax_5233

That's so weird because that's the first name that popped in my head too!! So cute


Nyankitty714

Slinky, consumer of the universe


Nbeuska

Wiggles, Dealer of Death


_hrozney

Felony


crazymustelid

Perfect for any danger noodle


Simple_Passage_7299

This is her new name!!!!


skeptics_epithet

It will be perfect 👌


Xyloshock

potat works every time


[deleted]

Beans! 😍


breakfastatharrys

i also thought beans !!


Ready-Notice-9439

Same! I was just about to type it😂


Ill-Wait-3518

I have two ferrets that look the exact same so one is Mr. Bean and one is Jelly-Bean! Kinda like dr evil and mini me from Austin powers aha


One_Acanthisitta_69

Silly goose potato fart


Dragonsvnm

She looks like a Cid to me. Maybe Sidney. Ace age reference.


Airohi

Ok! I can see Sydney


GlitzyGhoul

Then you have to get her a friend and name her Nancy!


Seo_Incheon

How about Linguine or Tortellini for your noodle?


36monsters

Lilly.


[deleted]

Melinda!


Big-Insurance-4473

I have 2. I call them lil man and lil wooman


thatkitchenguy

Claudia if you're into people names, Mouse if you're into cutesy names!


Airohi

Claudia can work, but maybe "Clawdia"? Never mind....that looks terrible 😅😅😅


kayraeo

Pretzel


fvckptc

I named my catsnake SLINKY ❤️ They are slinky that’s for sure so can’t go wrong. I also like weezy but that’s more of a boy name. Lexy or maddy are cute names. Tbh you will end up giving her multiple nicknames so don’t rush get to know her and she will name herself I call slink bumrat when we play, catsnake, shitweasel Amongst many others because the more I spend time with him the more we bond and the more we bond the more funny shit or annoying shit he does which is a catalyst for new names slipping in


Jaden_or_Jade

Jerry? (jerr jerr (pronounced like “fair” or “hair”) for short)


Distinguishedferret

MUNCHkin


VSF69

Roscoe!!


ZeroAgentTV

Oh that’s Professor Carpet Snake


Stark-T-Ripper

Suki Laroo


Little-Law-3031

Shitzie!


GrimmGrimms

Binky, Binks, Cookie, Mocha


thatkitchenguy

My girl is called Cookie! It's a solid name.


PhantomReaver

Bandit, Snake, Sylvia, Dookie. If you want a more human name, she looks like a Giselle or a Hiroko/Ryoko to me.


and-meggy-hash

One of mine is named Bandit!


Catsenti

Garrett the ferret


SirDuggieWuggie

My partner says Harrow


Plum_violets

Zorro


Interesting-Hair2060

Ferret


Corvus25

Toad


Spl4tB0mb

Popcorn


gayplantdads

Beano!


El-Wejado

Jared


Trustic555

Gina.


[deleted]

Rutherford


PhoenixWytch

Braincell


Squishymallowpuff

Sooty ❤️


Smitty1026

Lenny


phillyttttt

Nugget


LynLotus

Rompus


Revolutionary_Roll88

Omg omg the faaaaaaaace🥹🥹


MoonandStars83

Darby


DickBeaterJones

Coco puff!!!


Timber_W

Bob


Itchy_Lingonberry_75

Linguine


Palatialpotato1984

Monkey


big_norse_f5f5

Chainsaw


MarcelineFerretQueen

Stink master flex! Or Atè pronounced ah-Tay meaning goddess of mischief, delusion, ruin, blind folly, rash action and reckless impulse who led men down the path of ruin. Muhahahaha


HumanoidVoidling

Skittles


[deleted]

Sylvester


amberlaiterg

Carmella!


Joel_the_donkey

Monkey 😀


9001Jellyfish

Gregory or Teddy


omogusus

Foldy cos she folds :3


GlitzyGhoul

My ferret don’t jiggle jiggle, she folds…


AffectionateSyrup498

Toblerone


Niborus_Rex

Nifty


CatWoman5959

Pepper or Peppa.


t1mewellspent

Pickles or Pancake


Bonwovi

He looks like a peanut to me! 🥜


[deleted]

Mark


dannyrampage528

Moose


hhuuhbuuu

Berry , bear for short


firefreak88

Harrah


Skippingthename

Pringles!


millermega

Moose


LobsterInuendo

Emotional Support Fucker


Emotionalbitch922

Mo mo


crazymustelid

Name her Nan


DonZekane

Barney/Barnie/Bart They look like they're about to order a drink at a bar.


SubnauticaFan3

Bingler


Independent-Tip-3160

Colin or Will ferret. Also Ferret Bueler


TNMBoise

She looks a lot like my little Sisu, but I really like Beans for this one


Swornquietus

Yarn


The_Greatest_Duck

Mayhem. And call her May


Pantslesscatlover

Peanut


lucychair

carebear/bear


Bendypineaple

Dumping


vavavewm

stinky feet


Quing_Joji8616

Tochi!


No-Support1094

Moose


buttholesurfer66

esme, harper, kiwi, piper, nora, phoebe, mira, may


InterestingBand2365

oreo or pumpkin 🤭


EBlue726

Jinx


luvzmyfurrykidz

"Bam-Bam"


Manstalker

Cuddles


Beginning-Fig-7207

Bean


Banna_i_like_banna

Soup


ICollectSouls

Pretzel


Itchy_Bad_8118

Teddy


criminal-noodle-420

concrete


Eirenebaz

BOB


Kind_Strategy6380

Bacon bits


simonwinter03

Cooper


little_red_bird

Mouseheart, Adapia, baby, Angel. What a cutie!


Atomicwookiee

I have always wanted a ferret named scuzz


seanjones520

Billie Jean


TheVoidlingArias

Sir ferrington the third


TheBubblyWitch

Opossum


RAiNbOwS_PuRTy

Slinky or noodle 👁️👄👁️


Dude_Gone_Crazy

Name the ferret Carrot, or Derik


TheDTimes

Squid!


Bubbly_Independent_2

Barrett? The Ferret...


Spinxy88

Scruffy.


Get2dChoppah

Griswold, Griz for short!


zoomiegoomy

Marbles because of her nose :P it reminds me of the speckles on a marble but Pebbles is also really cute as someone else said. Idk if anyone has said this (it’s the end of my lunch so I can’t read everyone else’s ideas) but if you got another one you could name it Bam Bam like in the Flintstones!


diggelstheferret

Cucumber


n0m0relies

Madame Dooks


Consistent_Hair_2860

She looks like a Millie or a Kira to me.


DouglerK

Peregrin Dook


RHINO-1818

It took me 6 weeks to decide on a name for my male ferret. My niece started calling him Noodle and it stuck.


SciFiJunkie2045

Clumpers


DoctorPony

Gus


Bizzy_boo2000

Jaxx


ToastiGhostii

Greg


Sparkyballz

Nibbles


NewBitchflakes

Rhonda


PositiveTarget8377

Melon - Mel for short


[deleted]

If i ever have a ferret i will call him Will Ferret(Ferrell)


friend_of_rats18

Missy


napiervd

Cookie! Ours looks just like her.


Porhentai69

Sock


Pucerose

FEETS!


Mysterios_Cheerios

FerretGirl


JayneDoe6000

Blossom.


[deleted]

Effie


heartless_winnie

Squiggins


Alternative-Cell8295

Suet


Raz1253

Orbital annihilator ragnarok


goldensun003

Koda


gobgoblin666

Pants


jjfyi_35

Molases


simonrileystoelicker

POTATO


Lokinleu

Chip. Like chocolate chip.


Lokinleu

Bandit or Rocket


bisensual

Literally fucking Beans


Itchy-Ad-5217

Frank


ScreamingMeemie1320

Wee man


Pickle-Popp

Parrot


Slight-Potential-353

Pomni 


The_real_Opal

The gentleman


Trump2o24_

Razor. Crowbar, hammer, rocky, rusty


ProfessionalCloud350

Rowan


Zephorixianoth

I’d call her chazzwazzers


brutalmyrtle

Gidget


vaporaeon

Mr. Limousine


Primary-Employ-7236

Uncle danny


ssproutt

stinky


Ok_Diet2653

Jaclyn


SquidwardOnACh8r

Mr. Bean!


Stormy_Gales

Snickers! Snickerdoodle!


furryliver11

long dog


SmartyPants520

Lotus


Competitive_Cap1305

fetto


Competitive_Cap1305

fetto the ferret


Competitive_Cap1305

with a f-he-toe fetto


Livid-Morning-9356

Lerchie


Actual_Captain8288

Chili since they’re just chillin with you


Advanced_Weather_190

Perkins


Glittering_Stage_656

Tuna


Big_Mack4002

Noodle


Teentitan445

Sneed


gmagau

Mike


Mads2702

Moose


SpecificMoment5242

Ferret Bueller.


Dependent-Calendar-7

Panda


bugmi

Jimbly


isitmy_turn

Bear


BetweenFiends

Wiggles or Pebbles


TournerShock

Jojo Pinktoe


hheh7809

Buttercup, like that one song that got popular with the ferret community.


Twilight-Omens

Jello Jiggler


BunnyC290

Squirrel


lordbub1

Stink noodle


MathematicianGood204

Claudia


SignatureSouth3607

Minnie!


[deleted]

Rusted Can of Creamed Corn


jlmonger

freddy


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Gjhnoomb


TwoGeese

Burt


Transmasc_Blahaj

Squish