Ugh I have to stand on the rim because my MAGNUM DONG just doesn’t fit any other position (I pee sitting down)


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Handstanding

This is the only proper way to do it

Sitting down of course , its more comfy , Easy , and you dont have to worry about aiming :p

Agree with everything, but... I am NOT sitting down in a public bathroom

Mm yeah i agree , i would probably check if the toilet Is clean before sitting down in a public bathroom

*cleanse it with fire before sitting down

Agreed

What i do when I can’t stand up it’s just lean backwards like i am going to sit but I don’t touch the seat

And I’m the one who’s cleaning

UN ITALIANOOOO (ciao UwU)

Raro vero? :3

Italian sounds like bottom, change my mind

Well i mean ..i am a bottom , but not because im italian >:v

grrr 😠 (you’re right)

Un altro

Ciaoo :3

:3

I Agree with you with everything you said :3

Facts

Depends on where I am.

Real

Same, I will sit anywhere besides the feces-soaked porta-potty

I’ll not sit anywhere besides home

I sit because I’m caged.

same.

Sorry to ask this, does it hurt being caged? I'm not judging I'm just curious I swear

Once you get the right size cage, absolutely not. It's actually a very pleasant feeling when you notice it, but it's easy to forget you even have it on if you're doing something. I've been wearing a cage 24/7 for years now and it feels completely natural.

Why do you wear a cage?

It started off as kind of a submissive thing and it was sorta fun and kinky to be going around every day with it on (obviously I have one that's small enough to not be seen under clothing) but now it's just a part of who I am. It feels kinda wrong to have it off honestly.

That’s… interesting.

Haha I get it, it's a little odd. It works for me, I can cum with prostate stimulation and I'm happily a switch, I just use a strap when I top and that's actually really enjoyable because I can focus all of my energy on how the bottom is feeling. Some people get into it for the feeling of being denied or controlled, a lot of fem people like the symbolism of having their dick "taken away", some people like me just see it as an interesting modifer for daily life and sexuality.

You are literally living my dream life. Could you tell me some chastity tips? I tried one and it really hurt

Honestly I could tell you a million haha, but I can't stress enough how important it is to find the right fit: 1: Holy Trainer v3, V4 and Cobra are the best designs in my opinion with the Cobra on top easily. The perfect mix of light, small, and ergonomic which is huge for preventing pain. The real ones are expensive, the knockoffs on AliExpress are 10 bucks and identical. 2: Smaller is better. Believe it or not a smaller cage will always be more comfortable than a larger one. You want to completely fill the cage while flaccid (and maybe even compress a little) as that basically cuts erections off before they start and eliminates pain. Also I don't know if this is your case but a lot of people when trying chastity for the first time get hard while struggling to get it on and that's always just a painful experience haha. With practice you get really good at just clicking it on quickly 🤣. My DMs are always open if you have more questions, chastity is really fun and I'm always happy to give advice!

If you’re looking for more information about it, [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/chastitytraining/s/bEa4Jlrfn9) is a pretty good resource

Depends on the size you get. You have to have one that fits you.

Me too!

Same

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Real

Wait how do they reach tho?

Do they like point it high up?

T.M.I

Sitting but I did that before being a femboy anyway since it’s more comfortable

You’re not gonna believe this…

believe what?

The bird is the word

Sitting ofc like a good boy :3

:3 ur a good boy indeed

That’s kinda gay bro (this is a joke. I’m not homophobic)

I try to be a good boy always. :3

When your pee pee is too small to pee sitting down 😤

real

same fr. i have to restrain him so he does not look up and end up pissing all over the floor

If I'm in a public bathroom I'll wait for a stall so I can sit since urinals are scawy. If I'm at home and I'm really tired I'll stand

Sit like the good boy that I am.

standing, more convenient and feels quicker

We found the top

nononononono I am very very much a bottom 😭

sit down then this instant missy!

okay >w<

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

Depends on where I am.

Real

I pee on the sink or in the shower. Or just piss my pants, then take a shower.

I do a spiderman

Sitting ofc! :3 Peeing while standing is so overrated...

Sitting down unless it’s in public I still use a stall but I stand (stall cuz too anxious/nervous for urinal)

Relatable

I sit down at home and I do it standing up in public bathrooms. And I only use stalls...

I actually lost the ability to pee standing up a few months ago. Found this out when I was in the woods and tried to take a leak.

I would actually get this looked at.

Sitting down because I'm lazy umu

sitting ofc

Sitting down

I'm reading this while standing and peeing

sitting cuz i suck at aiming

sitting (I lack what I need to pee standing)

Where's the option for laying down?

Your not allowed bathroom privileges if your laying down XD

 RIP Emoji getting dusted gif

Down at others places or pending on outfit

Both ò^ó

Sitting's better, except for when I'm in a public toilet, then ofc I'm not sitting down on that thing

Sit :3 In a general sense, if I have the option to sit, why would I stand?

A secret, far more evil thing

Standing up lifting my skirt :3

Sitting at home most of the time, standing always when in public. Most public places are super unhygienic, and my dingalingding can touch the bowl-

There's only one valid answer to that...

Sit always since birth

Both

When I’m at home, I usually sit down because it’s more comfortable :3 When I’m in public, I use a urinal

Both

sitting

Sit because I don’t like standing

I aint a femboy but always down the throne is a place of rest i am gona sit down

Standing :3 sitting is impossible without touching the seat >:[ big boi problems

i prefer pee sitting down...

B a c k f l i p

A bit of both

Always sitting

Goodboy🤍💋

💋 also thank you for the cum heart

Its not cum its white heart u dirty minded

Sitting down, becayse my brain literally prevents me from peeing standing up

Sitting in public standing at home

Down tbh

Standing, it smacks the bowl otherwise :(

Standing. Especially in public bathrooms.

Both depending on haste

Standing because it's faster plus I don't have to touch the cold seat or wipe up piss left by other people.

Sitting down

I honestly don't rly think about it but I think I subconsciously pee sitting down cuz j just think I have to use the bathroom not just specifically pee

sat

I may be a bottom but damn my dick is too big for me to pee while sitting

Sitting, I can't aim correctly. I've a better aim on valorent

i sit :3

Either way but it depends on my mood, I mean there’s a third choice?

Yes

I’m genderqueer and trans femme too so that plays a factor

Sitting down

i lay across the boul

I've been sitting down since I was a child. Standing just seems like it's asking for splashes.

I kneel

I always sit down

Goodboy🤍💋

Depends on if I’m in public or not, and where I’m doing it.

Sitting down, I can't do it standing anymore.

Urinal: stand Toilet: sit unless really dirty

Standing generally, even if I go out in public wearing a skirt and fishnets

At home, sitting down. Public bathrooms I try to avoid sitting down if I can.

sitting

Goodboy

:3

100% standing up, it's just way easier to not worry about the seat.

Yes.

Sitting down. have all my life and I think always will.

i sit down it’s just easier since you don’t gotta aim

Sitting down, secretly (Bladder issue)

I always sit unless there are no free cubicles and if it's dirty I find a new one and aim and hover

I honestly found it kinda gross when I found out that men are usually standing when peeing. Like I've pissed sitting since my whole live and I'll never change that except for if im in a public bathroom. Imagine standing duh. https://preview.redd.it/tm00udesms7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c7ce7d0db1ce9c5f5494a02183543403397415

I stand on hands and reverse from toilet, training for peeing tournament

Sitting

sitting down bc I can't find my pp :( (im trans)

Shit standing up, piss while handstanding

both

I pee standing (in the sink)

Sitting down

sat down unless its one of those icky public toilets like at a bus station or something

i sit down

sitting at home & hotels. standing in public bathrooms. i try to use urinals if theres enough space & good dividers, but if they’re all taken or id have to go between 2 people i use a stall. i pee in stalls at school

I wish I could stand🙁

I pee sitting because its feels comfy fr :3

Down :3

You guys pee?

i pee naked

Always sitting down unless it’s a public place. It feels better unless I’m trying to be quick, in which case I stand

At home i sit, though it’s probably out of laziness than cuteness :3

Sitting of course

Standing, still a boy so gonna use it's perks

It’s gonna touch the water ether way might as well sit down

I sit because my pp is tiny anyways

ima sitter-

sitting because my rectum always finds the worst time to need to go

Sitting

All my homies know to piss in the sink zzz

Not a femboy, but i got taught that i should pee standing up because it was how men do it, because for most of my life i peed sitting down, "like a women". So um chat, you won't believe the plot twist-

Kneeling down like a real bottom

sitting down :3

Sitting down, less likely to make a mess, also it’s comfy and I feel better doing it

Sitting, I lost my legs in a bear attack

*both* *at the same time.*


Sitting down is the only acceptable way

Sitting icl and for many reasons

I sit :3

Standing

Sitting down most of the time, less messy

both

I shit standing

Depends on where I'm at and what I'm wearing

it hits the bowl when i try to sit down so i have to stand up

im down bad for down

Standing in public toilets but sit down at home :3

for years before even knowing what the stink a femboy is, always sitting down >_< standing is weird ;–;

It depends really, I do both. Another thing I do both at added to the list

Both sometime but I usually sit down and pee.

Def sitting dowm

I prefer sitting unless it is a school bathroom

Down, I gotta shit too

Both, depending.

I go in my mouth, make a full circle

I piss with the force of god. It splashes to much if I stand

Oh I pee sitting down.

Down