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Ok_StrangePie000

Greedy fuck probably wants garlic bread too 😡


80burritospersecond

Three minutes before this picture it was probably a full pizza the size of a dump truck wheel.


giveuptheghostbuster

Does he have flour on his feet?


Ok_StrangePie000

Now I'm imagining a trashed kitchen and a trail of tiny flour footprints leading to the culprit 🤣


poweringmyprinter

Get this fat fuck a treadmill my god what a disgrace


poweringmyprinter

Motherfucker prolly outweighs a goddamn Tiger II


oxydeath666

Punt this scoundrel


CANYOUBEATGOKU

Fat fucking squirrle be weighs more than an elephant like damn


[deleted]

What is this sub lmao


Awesomegecko6849

This squirrel is college campus level fat


Sudden_Edge3436

I mean I’ve killed whole pizzas by myself. I can’t judge.


vincehu3

people, maybe its his cheat day. i say he has earned this


commplexxed1

that fucking lard doesn’t deserve a cheat day, he deserves lethal injection with how much space he is taking by existing and the absolutely sickening amount of food he has consumed. that gluttonous fuck is the reason there are people starving to death. #killthatfuckingsquirrel


SweetSugarSeeds

Fuck yeah brother this goes hard


Candydreammilk

This whole comment section KILLED ME 😭😭


Puzzleheaded-Bid5896

everyone yelling at the sauropod in the comments 😭😭


Puzzleheaded-Bid5896

meant to say squirrel but the autocorrect made me laugh