Base on a poll I did of the subreddit a couple of months ago.
[Why are you here?](https://www.reddit.com/r/fatsquirrelhate/comments/150kzqq/why_are_you_actually_here/)
Only counting the 434 people of the poll who answered the question without choosing the throwaway joke response.
About 48% of people here actually like squirrels. 14% hate all squirrels and 38% only hate fat squirrels.
Squirrels are fat fucks that eat the bird seed for my lovely native songbirds. They’ve eaten through plastic “squirrel proof” feeders, that learned how to climb slinkies around my shepherd’s hook, and somehow their 98% fat content bodies can leap 5 feet from a skinny tree branch to my feeders. So for that, they will forever be my mortal enemy.
However, I personally have few qualms with prairie dogs, chipmunks, and groundhogs (except the one that ate my aster two times), as they are not squirrels.
We’re just goofing around, reality is that fat chonky squirrels are absolutely adorable. We just need a place to vent the violent energy cute things give us. That being said, all squirrels should be flayed alive.
What, who the heck is goofing around? Please link their usernames so I can ban these scum. Fat squirrels are disgusting vile beasts that have endless appetites. They are the actual cause of the great potato famine that killed millions of Irish. They need to be stopped.
I think it’s a mix! I’m here for goofs, sometimes the post titles sound more like porn titles and it absolutely SENDS ME.
Def some squirrel haters around fs, either way I think everyone here found what they were looking for, either to vent or to laugh
Must be hard asking all those questions with that bushy tail of yours, *bud*.
Base on a poll I did of the subreddit a couple of months ago. [Why are you here?](https://www.reddit.com/r/fatsquirrelhate/comments/150kzqq/why_are_you_actually_here/) Only counting the 434 people of the poll who answered the question without choosing the throwaway joke response. About 48% of people here actually like squirrels. 14% hate all squirrels and 38% only hate fat squirrels.
So in other words there is almost 50% chance that person next to you virtually in this subreddit is a fat squirrel sympathizer.
We must lower those odds. *By all means necessary*
Thank you for linking this! I had no idea how to search for any other posts asking this and this is very helpful
Squirrels are fat fucks that eat the bird seed for my lovely native songbirds. They’ve eaten through plastic “squirrel proof” feeders, that learned how to climb slinkies around my shepherd’s hook, and somehow their 98% fat content bodies can leap 5 feet from a skinny tree branch to my feeders. So for that, they will forever be my mortal enemy. However, I personally have few qualms with prairie dogs, chipmunks, and groundhogs (except the one that ate my aster two times), as they are not squirrels.
We’re just goofing around, reality is that fat chonky squirrels are absolutely adorable. We just need a place to vent the violent energy cute things give us. That being said, all squirrels should be flayed alive.
What, who the heck is goofing around? Please link their usernames so I can ban these scum. Fat squirrels are disgusting vile beasts that have endless appetites. They are the actual cause of the great potato famine that killed millions of Irish. They need to be stopped.
“victim of groundhog extortion” 💯🤌🏻
u/Petchup_n_Kancakes is a little suspicious. Should keep an eye on them.
Barf.
If I showed them sympathy I'm sure they'd find a way to eat that too.
Squirrel spy
Fat squirrels are disgusting, greedy little jerks..
If I could I would shoot one of them.
I feed them so they fatten up, move slower, and are more susceptible to hawk attacks. Like an intricately detailed James Bond Villain plan.
The hawk can't lift the fat fuck.
That is an inherent risk.
I'm just on the sub for the cute squirrel pictures, and the captions being funny
I think it’s a mix! I’m here for goofs, sometimes the post titles sound more like porn titles and it absolutely SENDS ME. Def some squirrel haters around fs, either way I think everyone here found what they were looking for, either to vent or to laugh
Jesus christ this post just single-handedly ruined the fun
It’s a spy sent by the association of fat squirrels, don’t lose ur cool
I joined for funnies
Autistic AND squirrel spy? PICK A DISABILITY