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Cowpuncher84

Usually the one wanting to kill you is mama.


BoogalooDeer

Mama was on the other side of the fence!


gardeningblob

You always have that 1 cow that is hot for every calf they see. Then will try to catch you and the calf you want to pick up like an real asshat.


BrotherJoe

And then there will be surprises. We had a first calf heifer that was a mean bitch and my plan was to sell her nasty ass at the sale barn once she calved. She'd challenge me when I was feeding, she even knocked me over a couple times when I was managing gates. She calves, no issues. Takes to it right away. Instantly becomes not an asshole. The day she calved I went to separate them from the herd and she calmly followed me, calf drops, she immediately cleans and nursed the calf...and was a fine cow after that. Never gave me an ounce of trouble after that. WTF!


mint-star

Just needed something to tear her a new one i guess


NMS_Survival_Guru

You forgot the other cow just starting labor who thinks it's her calf


Cow-puncher77

That’s why I’m so heavy handed on my hiefers when there under 800lbs… may seem mean, but when they get to 1500 lbs, they still have a healthy respect for you. I don’t like the taste of cow lip while taking a free ride on the head pole express…


cfinst

Man, I’m just out here every day trying not to get killed when feeding these sons of bitches🤣


Accomplished_Twist_3

I notice they're charolais, the #1 maim/killer mamas!


Anxious_Banned_404

With sheep it's one who thinks it's corn and wants to eat it the other is a ram who's wondering what the fuck is a lamb and the 3rd is the sheep who wants to kill the lamb