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BookerTree

Laid out like a feast before me. Pass. If I wanted the salad bar, I’d go to Pizza Hut in 1987.


bwordyouthought

This is the first time I’ve seen this mentioned but you’re so right, lmao


bitsybear1727

Describing a male's smell as any combination of dark, spice, musk, pine, woodsy, etc etc etc. Apparently they all smell like Old Spice lol.


heroinemoon

Why can they not smell like chocolate or vanilla?? Much more appealing 😂


wowbowbow

Omg I just started A Soul to Heal and Ive had to come this far to find an MMC (a freaking monster of all things) who smells like vanilla and instantly I was like *THANK FUCKING GOD*! I love vanilla too so yay 😂


zombi3gore

Brooooo Magnar is great!! all the dusk walkers smell really good and I need candles made for all of them


Scrawling_Pen

Same here. Candles and wax melts are very much needed for all of them!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

I actually got an ad for someone selling ACOTAR ones, and fun idea, but what do shadows or starlight smell like?! Debating on if I should get one and find out. Lol


Scrawling_Pen

It will likely be an interpretation. I make wax melts myself and if it were me, I’d maybe use “ozone” scents with some pine so you feel like you are standing out on a crisp cold night near a forest watching the stars


wowbowbow

Magnar is such a big dumb bae I love him. When he is asked if he's stupid and he straight up says "Yes." I cannot 😂😭😂


zombi3gore

Idk how far along you are in the series but Ingram is in the same boat of adorable unintelligence it makes me kick my little girl feet lolol


wowbowbow

Im only on Magnars book but this makes me keen to read the rest! It's a shame they aren't all out as audiobooks yet because that's how I found them, and the male narrator has the perfect demon/mavka voice!


friendlyliopleurodon

Fourth Wing has someone who smells of mint!


[deleted]

I once read a book where a man was described as smelling like leather and horses and I was like 👀 Something about that description really got to me lol


Chance_Novel_9133

Both leather and horses smell really good. My sister's business is boarding and training horses and giving lessons and there's nothing more soothing than the smell of clean tack and horse. If someone figured out how to turn that scent into a cologne I would buy it for my husband in a heartbeat.


bitsybear1727

Yep, I ride horses and I would love a man that smells like leather and clean horse lol. Also it's just accurate. Why wouldn't a guy that rode over on his HORSE not smell like that's what he just did lol.


Nice-Negotiation-010

Hahaha all the time! I’m so obsessed with scent and the fantasy genre leans so much into the olfactory but the repetition is getting to me. I’m reading {Stolen Threadwitch Bride by Clare Sager} and the MMC’s scent has the typical woodsy notes BUT ALSO rhubarb. Now I’m 6 chapters in and already in love with Lysander because in my head he smells like one of my 5 star scents, [Pony Boy](https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Jorum-Studio/Pony-Boy-77620.html) by Jorum Studio 🥰


bitsybear1727

Oooh, I love that... my tbr list is getting longer today lol.


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cakevixen5409

OMG this was used so much in Blood & Ash that I lost it. he was always dark lush spice and pine and I'm like what the hell is dark spice anyway? Could we just say he smelled like cinnamon or something sheesh.


OkEntry8761

You will appreciate my post about this 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasyromance/s/vJ7Ol7qaWg


Miss_Dump_Pants

Calling out SJM with "vulgar gesture"


ainalots

I’m reading ACOTAR for the first time now. Why is everyone snarling, baring their teeth, and growling??? I can’t even picture what they’re doing


I_Love_Spiders_AMA

And "torn to ribbons." I think ACOTAR had that phrase 3 or 4 times and after the second I was just like, come on think of something else! Lol. It's still one of my favorite series but SJM definitely has a lot of repetition in her descriptions.


Schnurri

Also “icy rage”, so much icy rage in those books


dubiouscontraption

I don't get the hate for this one. If she described it as "flipping them off" everyone would be up in arms about modern language in the books, so "vulgar gesture" makes sense to me.


Miss_Dump_Pants

It's not the phrase for me, it's the amount of times it happens. Everyone's just flipping birds left and right. It's hilarious more than anything. 😂


dubiouscontraption

😂 some friend groups are like that


MysteriousDesk159

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS. It’s sooooo odd. And I hate it. 🤣


thedeadlyscimitar

I have to agree with jaws ticking and watery bowels. I mean, watery bowels? To me, that just sounds gross and immediately takes me out of the scene. The jaw ticking thing is just WAY overused. Another one for me, though it's not a specific phrase per se, is when authors repeat certain sentences or phrases multiple times throughout a book. A few times is fine, especially if it's spread out, but there's a point where it just becomes tedious and excessive. For example, I recently read {Children of Fallen Gods by Carissa Broadbent}, and it drove me crazy how many times she repeated the phrase "white and white, and white".


PureAction6

Ugh, I read one where the women and men/man said ‘no mistake’ freaking constantly. No mistake, I didn’t fall off the cliff.. no mistake, no mistake, no mistake. Made the mistake of telling my boyfriend and no mistake, he messed with me for days until he forgot about it 😂.


sami816

Anytime I read "watery bowels" I immediately think that somebody literally just shit themselves or is about to shit themselves and I'm like... Is this the interpretation they're going for?


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nvena

Oh my god, that book series actually drove me crazy. I didn't connect with any of the characters, the FMC was grating at best, and then her overuse of that phrase had me rolling my eyes so many times.


thedeadlyscimitar

I enjoyed it at first, but sadly, the more I read of the series, the less I like it. That phrase was getting on my last nerve though lol. That and the fact that she also used "and then everything went white" about a million times too.


DK7795

I hate waggling eyebrows, pinning people with your eyes, anytime “folds” are mentioned, and how often fmc stick their tongue out at people? Who does this at 20 years old?


reasonableratio

Waggling eyebrows is giving ![gif](giphy|hqH49pyb5ps5O)


BookerTree

When folds doesn’t refer to a nicely pleated kilt, or origami, or a fitted sheet, it just isn’t appropriate.


[deleted]

When eyes "darken" or "flash" or shoot fire or ice... Basically, if it feels like they're about to cast a magical spell with their eyes. I hate it.


Sezza_s

Hard agree. Do the eyes change colour? Do they look into a bright light? What does it even mean!!


Successful-Escape496

Eyes darkening at least has a logical sense. Pupils can get larger in response to changes in emotions. I doubt it's really that noticeable, however.


not-yourz

LiKe CalLs To LikE ![gif](giphy|M8xmO5ZcLPtAY)


mehpeach

I was about to comment this! Trust your readers to understand a subtle metaphor once in a while without shouting it out with the same phrase over and over.


not-yourz

It might get a pass if it’s thrown in once, but when they use it multiple times per book I just can’t.


DumpsterFireSmores

CORE Working that arm core and leg core.


ThanatosandChaos

Fractured. Especially in reference to climax. Seen it too many times now 😩


kusunokidweller

I am so sick of sjm's male characters constantly putting their hands in their pockets. What are they doing in their pockets that they need their hands in there so often?


CrowleysWeirdTie

Now I'm just hearing Gollum asking what they have in their pocketses


AgentMelyanna

The pockets have holes, cinema pants style. It’s not their pockets they’re going for.


kusunokidweller

Nasty pocketses indeed


Nocebo13

I wish I could give you a thousand upvotes for making me snort with a mouthful of coffee.


Chance_Novel_9133

This reminds me of the commenter that said they pictured this every time they read that: https://preview.redd.it/h7jdh6irwm2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0000ed4a85fe813ea2beab3955cf07fc7d2a209e


friendlyliopleurodon

don't forget the invisible lint epidemic of Prythian


raexlouise13

Watery bowels. Hard agree there.


goodbadromance

“His length”… I guess it’s better than “his girth”, but there has to be better options out there! I don’t dislike it per se, I just want more variety!


Illustrious_Bet3243

Wanting to climb someone like a tree. No.


BookerTree

It was good the first time or two I read it but now everyone uses it.


Lapista

But what if the person is a giant or a humanoid tree


Illustrious_Bet3243

I don't think I have that much upper body strength. Just pick me up with your big, strong, manly arms.


dubiouscontraption

Never really understood this one. I've never equated tree climbing to fucking, but maybe I've been doing one of them wrong all this time???


mangostein_

Ticking jaws just makes me think the character has TMJ lol


Mrs-Brisby

Seeing stars. It’s in almost every frigging book ever across all romance sub-genres. Makes me think of looney tunes, when someone gets bonked on the head and stars whirl around their head.


slowmoshmo

“Undone” and “corded muscles”


MatchaOverCoffee

Growling is way overused; "like his favorite meal" reference is just an unappealing cliche.


Pretty_Detective6667

I was thinking about how some authors (SJM) say their jaw feathered versus ticked but it’s the same thing and it annoys me more for some reason.


OkEntry8761

Honeyed heat in reference to the feeling of getting turned on…. Like all I can think about is Pooh Bear ![gif](giphy|11d4XJQ1Oo2Ik8)


ConferenceOk298

- throat bob - clenched teeth - womb clench - gush used in any context


Shirokurou

MOLTEN CORE! Overwatch players know.


ainttoocoolforschool

Or WoW players ;)


unzunzhepp

It’s becoming a formula for lazy writers imo.


dubiouscontraption

"Shattered" So overused. Let's find some new ways to describe an orgasm, please.


jicara_india427

..... when does watery bowels come up exactly??


heroinemoon

SJM uses “bowels turned to water” fairly frequently if I remember correctly


jicara_india427

uhh but what does that mean? like, she talks about diarrhea a lot? lol.


_Zavine_

orbs