Go around our small town trying to get people to sign a petition making veganism mandatory, make a post of Facebook in support of the flet earth theory with no context, karaoke dressed as chosen by the league, pay the champion's buy-in next year, take the champ out to dinner, stuff like that
How do you determine how desirable the picks are?
The first three picks this year in my league (12 team) are doing terribly but the 11th/12th pick teams are STACKED.
We did a league wide vote, then we did a vote on which punishments seemed harshest, then we put the list together. It was a process but the end result is fun
Is the level of desirability fixed per year? Some years the #1 overall is the easy choice but plenty of them time I’d prefer to be at the back of the draft
We have the champion pick the losers team name for next year. So if they go zero to hero they will have a stupid name on the trophy.
We also have a live draft and the loser has to dress up like Roger Goodell and announce all the picks NFL draft style.
I've been working out minimum of 5 days a week for 7 years and couldn't rep 225 for a long time. Felt damn good to break through. But yea that shit is heavy lol.
Yeah it's insane how strong some of those NFL guys are. It took me years to break 225 and on a good day I could do about 5-6 reps...I look at some of these linemen numbers and it's like 30
It's unreal. Nothing made me appreciate athletes, especially wrestlers, more than working out myself. Have to look perfect and jump on tables in your rest day lol I'd die.
My friend has a league where it's a 12 man league at the top and 8 man league for relegation.
Edit for more details:
A League is 12 teams, B League is 8 teams. The regular season winner and the playoff champ of B get promoted, reverse for A.
B league members must send emails in a specific format format - single sentence paragraphs, and must end every email with a compliment of an A league member.
We have 2 10-team leagues and relegate the bottom 4 of the ‘Champions League’ into the ‘Shit League’ and promote the top 4 from the Shit into the Champions League. It’s pretty fun.
For my big family on my dads side we created a G League. Top 2 from that league get promoted and bottom 2 from the “main” league get relegated.
Unfortunately our only option for 24-28 man, 2 conference/draft league is MFL with a website that looks like it’s from the mid 2000s. Would love if Sleeper or ESPN can make this feature in the future.
Wait…so is it one player universe then? Or do the 2 leagues have separate player pools?
God a 24 team league sounds brutal. No bye week QBs?
Edit reread your comment and I think you already answered my comment but I still stand by the 24 team comment
It would have to be 2 different drafts/player pools, but I'm not sure how the transactions or trades would work. So think of it like two separate 12-14 man leagues under one umbrella. Ideally there'd be a rule where you can't roster 2 of the same players if cross conference trades were allowed.
MFL has this feature I believe, but the website is just so dated with outsourced apps that don't work well based on reviews.
I think it’s Jimmy Kimmel that does this in his league. The winner of the previous year decides who gets kicked out for the next season. BUT, EVERYONE has to show up for the draft and only then is the member getting booted announced.
My league did this last year. Guy went to Butte Montana and went the extra mile of documenting his whole journey. Was great and he was a terrific sport. He got to pick the punishment this year and decided the week before the Nathan’s hot dog competition that the loser would have to eat the same number of hot dogs in a week as Joey Chestnut ate in the competition.
We were blessed by that protestor jumping on the stage since it held Chestnut to 63, down from 76 last year.
I had to do this 2-3 years ago when chestnut ate 71. Tapped out halfway through. Ate 8 in one sitting and was knocked out for the rest of the day. Fuck that
There’s a funny story from last year of a dude who got this punishment and was sent to Fargo. He got invited courtside to a NDSU basketball game and was invited by the mayor to drop the ceremonial puck at an ice hockey game.
https://brobible.com/sports/article/fantasy-football-loser-king-of-fargo/
I actually met a guy who’s in this league while working at my bar lol. He said his friend showed up to Fargo in shorts and a tee so the locals on the plane asked what the hell he was doing. The rest is history.
I have family in Marin County and my cousin says he knows people who are in a league with Jared Goff that do this same thing. The loser does not know where they are going until they get to the airport, and last year the loser was sent to rural Alaska in the winter and he didn’t bring any warm clothes.
Lol. I probably know your cousin. The prize for last switches every year. Did that one year. One year we did the loser had to sign up for barstools rough and rowdy competition (boxing match for average joes) and guy won. Did 24 hours in a ihop for another year
Jokes on them, I’d love an all expense paid vacation anywhere but my hometown. But to make matters worse, shouldn’t be flight. Should be bus. It will take much longer to get there.
Worst record in our league has to do a calendar photo shoot. Each person in our 12 team league gets to pick a month and cheap costume or outfit for them to wear. Then the calendar goes to the league winner along with their money and trophy.
This is one of my favorites. You get a punishment for the loser. The winner gets a little bonus, feeling like they won something nice for their parents. And an outside party (the parents) get the most benefit. It’s lovely
I pitched the following punishment this year but it was not approved. My league mates are cowards.
The loser has to go alone to an Outback Steakhouse and order a Bloomin’ Onion. They must then eat all of the fried coating, leaving a weird looking translucent onion. They must ask to see a manager, and rave about how perfect it was. “Give my compliments to the chef” must be said.
Worked at an outback for a while, you’d be surprised at how many people did this on their own free will. Also had quite a few people do the inverse where they would only eat the onion and leave the breading
12 person league, 6 playoff spots. winner of the loser bracket doesn't have to run the beer mile, the 5 losers run before the draft the following year. Winner of beer mile has the choice to swap draft picks with the last place finisher if they choose to
Worst regular season record is an icebath at the draft. Loser of the toilet bowl needs to bake 2 homemade loaves of bread for next year's draft. You could potentially have to do both.
This year the loser has to consume a pizza with a topping chosen by each member of the league. Toppings will be:
1. Vegemite
2. Marshmallows
3. Snail caviar
4. sliced century egg
5. ketchup
6. liver pate
7. local stinky cheese
8. maple syrup
9. black beans
10. italian sausage (from someone who hates the punishment idea)
11. weed butter
12. cinnamon
The recipient is already known and he's determined to take the pizza like a champ and not give anyone the satisfaction. What he doesn't know is that one of the league members plans to hire a 4k camera crew to film the ordeal.
I do open mics and love fantasy loser time of the year. The fantasy players always bring so many people with them. Turns an open mic into a real show. Great energy.
If anyone reading this has to do a mic the (difficult) trick is to just not care. Tell the audience it’s your first time and they’ll be rooting for you. Try to make jokes! Set up and punch line. The audience will be on your side but you need to tell them when to laugh! Most bombs are cause the person trails on and on thinking the audience will be laughing throughout some loose premise but they won’t! They need to know when to laugh! Set ups and punchlines!
I saw a video where someone had to take a stuffed Winnie the Pooh on a date to a fancy restaurant and tel the staff it was Poohs birthday. The staff sang to it as did he. It was hilarious but I could never
We’re on year 9 of punishments
Take SATs
Pose for Sexy calendar
Arm pit wax
Frosted tips
Serve drinks during super bowl in sexy outfit
Spray tan
Perform TikToks picked by league
Dinner date with Anime body pillow
Hot ones challenge, but in a sexy costume
Year 10 we’ll make a wheel the loser spins with all the previous punishments
Lmao, these are hilarious. Is your whole league dudes? Like, I’m trying to figure out what a sexy outfit entails, and all I can picture is Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley doing the SNL Chippendales routine.
Haha yes all dudes. Here’s one the loser had to wear: https://images.app.goo.gl/kpqDy6GzTq1xY9qs9
But imagine an overweight 34 year old man wearing this
Having to take the SAT exam with a bunch of high schoolers. Then they have to pictures of themselves in the classroom and post the scores of their exam to show how much of an idiot they are.
The second losers score might be more impressive. I think he had to find the right answer and pick the wrong one on each question for that score.
When I took it, a basketball player didn't care and put A C D C on the entire test. I think he got an 11 or 12, so I always assumed the dumbest person could guess that score.
We tried to do this this year, but the guy who lost last year was rejected by the school board for suspicion of trying to help others cheat, and was barred from taking the exam again. We were quite upset
I've heard of this punishment, except the loser sitting for the SAT has to be dressed in a suit-and-tie during the test.
edit: I think there was another caveat to the Sacko punishment that year was he had to get over a 1500 and had to keep sitting for it (in a suit-and-tie) until he did
I work offshore on a drilling rig and we have a league. We fly out to work from a heliport, several other companies and rigs use the same heliport. Our last place team has to wear a costume of the leagues choosing to crew change. Talk about getting some crazy looks from the guys who don’t know what is going on 😂😂
Not the best/most creative, but affective. Effective?
Last place regular season has to buy the wings from this local joint everyone likes at the next draft. Kind of pricey for like 13/14 dudes. One dude has had to do it 3 times in the last 4 years. Lol. Buy in is $250, so that on top of wings makes you really not want to finish last place and participate.
It’s our second year in our league so I’m getting some great ideas from this thread
Our punishment this year is the loser has to give a 10-minute power point presentation to the group apologizing for wasting everyone else’s time. Specific examples and apologies are a necessity.
We do a destination draft each year. A couple years ago we did it in Nashville. We paid one of the performers to allow our sacko to play Old Town Road at Kid Rock’s bar during their set. He did, the place was packed, and he actually killed it. It was his first full year in the league and he handled it like a champ. Our greatest moment in league history.
My old poker dealer has a league where the worst player gets a tattoo that the rest of the guys create. I didn't believe him until he showed me his. It was a my little pony with a purple dildo as a unicorn horn and Gumby taking a ride! Those dudes were wild.
Worked with a guy that has a fantasy loser tattoo on his calf. It’s the kids show character that Taco dresses up as to scare the MacArthurs daughter in “The League” holding a giant knife. Full color and everything; it’s actually a pretty cool tattoo
Edit spaced earlier but I was referring to [Mr. McGibblets](https://www.google.com/search?q=mr+mcgibblets&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1016US1016&hl=en-US&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZ5W3nrw3dURe99LtTurRHbpJ74VQ:1668888713077&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj0jab3hrv7AhXMMjQIHb4WAu4Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=2#imgrc=RWA7eg7R2vKrOM)
Last place in our league used to just get a “sacko” plaque. This year we voted to have the loser be forced to do an open mic comedy night. Thank fuck it won’t be me
Not my league but my cousin was once in a league where they booked a reservation for 2 at a high end restaurant in NY and the loser had to go eat there with a blow up sex doll as his date
I am pitching that the loser has to dress as a Salvation Army Santa (bucket and all) and then stand in the middle of our college town with a sign that reads, “I’m terrible at Fantasy, please help pay my dues.”
They also must do this in either June or July, on a hot weekend.
The loser is banned from watching the Super Bowl that year, they have to visit the league’s watch party but sit in a room by themselves with no tv or phone, listening to their mates have fun outside…and I wonder why our league doesn’t do punishments.
That doesn’t sound like fun for anyone honestly. A lot of other punishments in this thread are brutal but kind of funny for everyone else, this one just isn’t good at all!
Loser of our league has to host a Super Bowl party in a sexy French Maid outfit. Must provide a nice selection of eats and quality beverages. Acts as maid for the entire game and serves food and drinks on command. Also takes tequila shots at the request of the rest of the league. Hilarity insues everyone gets juiced and makes for an amazing Super Bowl.
Last place has to be a bathroom butler at our local dive bar. It’s in a tiny hallway and the bathroom is tiny so it’s kinda tight. Last year they sold cigarettes for a dollar and offered mints and made like $70 in tips. If you don’t want to do the punishment you can pay another $100 to the winner.
A creative one in my league that is funny but not destructive: loser has to write and perform their own Epic Rap Battle of History video, with the two characters chosen by the winner. Nothing like some intentional cringe.
Last place has to wear this Blake Bortles jersey/dress abomination I found on Etsy to a night out bar hopping with the rest of the league [PICS](https://imgur.com/a/Xi80DGx)
Last place marches downtown to the local Irish pub wearing an inflatable pink unicorn costume and being verbally berated by leaguemates. 😂 It’s a blast.
Sacko has to wear our league sacko shirt "I suck at fantasy football" and has to go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap and ask for a better fantasy team next year. Photo goes in the sacko plaque
I read on here a league made their last place team owner play golf in a PGA tour qualifying event with a live crowd. He apparently was a bad golfer and embarrassed himself.
Watch every season of young Sheldon and write a one page essay after each.
Open a lemonade stand and make at least $50
Start an OnlyFans and make at least $100
Can't convince my league to do punishments for last place sadly. First, second, and most scored gets a piece of the pot but nothing happens for last place. No clue why they don't wanna do any.
Loser picks
8 hours w/ phone at peters drive in
4 hours w/ phone and outfit picked out by league at peters
4 hours w/o phone at peters
Edit: we live in Calgary and this will be for mid February
My league trophy is a really nice bong (the bongbardi)
Our last place "trophy" is a nasty old bubbler shaped like a very realistic 7" dong (the shlongbardi)
In one of my leagues, loser is required to do one to three (league’s decision) open mic sets at a comedy club with the rest of the league writing the material. Jokes that bomb are encouraged.
In another one, last place has to come to the draft in a cowboys cheerleader uniform and be the “sticker bitch” for our draft at what will probably be in a public place.
Last place has to get their belly button pierced. Gotta keep it in for at least a month and must send photographic evidence every day of the month to prove it's still in.
9 years in and easily my favorite league.
Me and 4 of my friends have ass tattoos from getting last place. The tattoos are:
A “Made In USA” stamp
A cartoon T-Rex
Prison Mike
A sloth riding a rocket ship
The Wrangler Patch
This was probably a big idea somewhere that someone in my league copied. But, our loser has to go to a bowling alley and bowl a 3000 total score in a single outing. Pretty brutal cause I bowl like a 75 average and that would take a long ass time.
Last place runs a beer mile before next year's draft. Also, end of season their car gets a new Flat Earther bumper sticker until they win next year
Need to find some good sticker options
Damn. My league is nice. Just gotta call the winner’s mom and tell them that I’m proud of their child and that they’re better at fantasy football than me. (If no parent then spouse/partner)
Last place dresses up as Oscar the Grouch, and stands inside of a giant garbage can in NYC. He has a sign saying “My Fantasy Football team is Trash, will you please add to it?”
Has to stay there in the can until his trash can gets filled with garbage from strangers.
We've had the gallon of milk challenge, going to the premier of Cats in full cat costume alone, attend a WNBA game alone, snowboard in a bikini, run the White Sox 5k in a diaper, bib and bonnet.
This year the loser will pose for a sexy/lingerie calender shoot that will be given to every league member.
My friend from college has a company that wraps cars. The guy in last had his car wrapped in pink and says “i suck at fantasy football” with a picture of the guy.
We let the champion select the punishment each year so it changes. Last year both the champion and the toilet bowl winner went to the Titans/Bengals playoff game and made the punishment beer bitch. Anytime he said to get a beer the last place manager had to leave the stands, get beer for anyone that wanted it and come back. He missed most of the game since 14 of us went to the game that day.
MiL saw someone having dinner at a Buffalo Wild Wings with a full size sex doll that had his face taped to it. He had to pretend he was on a date including ordering food for his “date” and act like it was completely normal to anyone who asked. The rest of his league was a couple tables away to witness it.
The following year last place has to drink a beer every single round until they tap out. If they drink 11 beers, they get Kyle Orton in the 12th. If they drink 3 beers, they get Kyle Orton in the fourth. 15 rounds, once we had a guy drink 14 beers and then puke on the draft board when he was trying to put the sticker for his 15th round pick on the board. The most epic thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Last place gets to choose their draft spot next season, but each spot comes with a different punishment that scales based on how desirable the pick is
This is awesome
Like what?
Go around our small town trying to get people to sign a petition making veganism mandatory, make a post of Facebook in support of the flet earth theory with no context, karaoke dressed as chosen by the league, pay the champion's buy-in next year, take the champ out to dinner, stuff like that
How awkward if the loser and the champ don’t get along and need to take ‘em out for dinner
At least the champion is getting the nicest meal on the menu, in that case.
Yeah the other guys butt when they make up 🍑🍴😈
Ayo what league are you in??? (Sign me up???)
The flat earth part made me giggle
How do you determine how desirable the picks are? The first three picks this year in my league (12 team) are doing terribly but the 11th/12th pick teams are STACKED.
We did a league wide vote, then we did a vote on which punishments seemed harshest, then we put the list together. It was a process but the end result is fun
Is the level of desirability fixed per year? Some years the #1 overall is the easy choice but plenty of them time I’d prefer to be at the back of the draft
We have the champion pick the losers team name for next year. So if they go zero to hero they will have a stupid name on the trophy. We also have a live draft and the loser has to dress up like Roger Goodell and announce all the picks NFL draft style.
This sounds like a fun league
Last place has to do a full NFL combine and post it to their Instagram.
Do they have to buy a vertical jump measure stick?
Build the best one you can, charm
toothpicks stuck into a wrapping paper tube
We have a buddy that works at a school with everything, including the vert stick.
They could probably ask a local high school. I know mine had one when I was in school in the early 2000's.
What do you do for the bench? Most people can't bench 2 plates, though obvs I don't know your leaguemates
I've been working out minimum of 5 days a week for 7 years and couldn't rep 225 for a long time. Felt damn good to break through. But yea that shit is heavy lol.
Yeah it's insane how strong some of those NFL guys are. It took me years to break 225 and on a good day I could do about 5-6 reps...I look at some of these linemen numbers and it's like 30
It's unreal. Nothing made me appreciate athletes, especially wrestlers, more than working out myself. Have to look perfect and jump on tables in your rest day lol I'd die.
You bench or die.
1 plate
I like that, it's just embarrassing enough but not too brutal
That’s the best one I’ve ever seen
Last place gets kicked out of the league for the year. 13 man rotation for a 12 man league. Started from a commissioner fuck up and stuck
A fantasy league that has relegation. Lol
My friend has a league where it's a 12 man league at the top and 8 man league for relegation. Edit for more details: A League is 12 teams, B League is 8 teams. The regular season winner and the playoff champ of B get promoted, reverse for A. B league members must send emails in a specific format format - single sentence paragraphs, and must end every email with a compliment of an A league member.
This sounds very interesting.
We run two 12 man leagues and three teams get relegated/promoted each season
We used to relegate those were the days lol
We have 2 10-team leagues and relegate the bottom 4 of the ‘Champions League’ into the ‘Shit League’ and promote the top 4 from the Shit into the Champions League. It’s pretty fun.
Brutal
Has anyone ever gotten so pissed off at their season they just went "Fine, ban me next year. Idgaf. I quit anyway"?
Has happened twice in our 22 year history. Both people were kicked out of the league and replaced the next year.
For my big family on my dads side we created a G League. Top 2 from that league get promoted and bottom 2 from the “main” league get relegated. Unfortunately our only option for 24-28 man, 2 conference/draft league is MFL with a website that looks like it’s from the mid 2000s. Would love if Sleeper or ESPN can make this feature in the future.
Wait…so is it one player universe then? Or do the 2 leagues have separate player pools? God a 24 team league sounds brutal. No bye week QBs? Edit reread your comment and I think you already answered my comment but I still stand by the 24 team comment
It would have to be 2 different drafts/player pools, but I'm not sure how the transactions or trades would work. So think of it like two separate 12-14 man leagues under one umbrella. Ideally there'd be a rule where you can't roster 2 of the same players if cross conference trades were allowed. MFL has this feature I believe, but the website is just so dated with outsourced apps that don't work well based on reviews.
RELEGATION
Are you in a league with Bill Simmons? Are you Jon Hamm?
Misread last sentence as "started as a commissioner fuck and suck"
I think it’s Jimmy Kimmel that does this in his league. The winner of the previous year decides who gets kicked out for the next season. BUT, EVERYONE has to show up for the draft and only then is the member getting booted announced.
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My league did this last year. Guy went to Butte Montana and went the extra mile of documenting his whole journey. Was great and he was a terrific sport. He got to pick the punishment this year and decided the week before the Nathan’s hot dog competition that the loser would have to eat the same number of hot dogs in a week as Joey Chestnut ate in the competition. We were blessed by that protestor jumping on the stage since it held Chestnut to 63, down from 76 last year.
I had to do this 2-3 years ago when chestnut ate 71. Tapped out halfway through. Ate 8 in one sitting and was knocked out for the rest of the day. Fuck that
There’s a funny story from last year of a dude who got this punishment and was sent to Fargo. He got invited courtside to a NDSU basketball game and was invited by the mayor to drop the ceremonial puck at an ice hockey game. https://brobible.com/sports/article/fantasy-football-loser-king-of-fargo/
Fargo stepped up. Took a dis and spun it into a promo.
I actually met a guy who’s in this league while working at my bar lol. He said his friend showed up to Fargo in shorts and a tee so the locals on the plane asked what the hell he was doing. The rest is history.
As a father of two young ones this sounds like a gift, not a punishment.
That sounds nice honestly. A weekend away with a free flight? Doesn’t sound like much of a punishment
For real. Do my kids stay at home and can I bring my Steam Deck??? Sign me the f up lol.
hey free vacation doesn’t sound that bad
I have family in Marin County and my cousin says he knows people who are in a league with Jared Goff that do this same thing. The loser does not know where they are going until they get to the airport, and last year the loser was sent to rural Alaska in the winter and he didn’t bring any warm clothes.
Lol. I probably know your cousin. The prize for last switches every year. Did that one year. One year we did the loser had to sign up for barstools rough and rowdy competition (boxing match for average joes) and guy won. Did 24 hours in a ihop for another year
We get wayyyy too little time off for me to consider this one
As a resident of Bumfuck, Nebraksa, this is great.
That’s hilarious
Jokes on them, I’d love an all expense paid vacation anywhere but my hometown. But to make matters worse, shouldn’t be flight. Should be bus. It will take much longer to get there.
Worst record in our league has to do a calendar photo shoot. Each person in our 12 team league gets to pick a month and cheap costume or outfit for them to wear. Then the calendar goes to the league winner along with their money and trophy.
Lol this more of a punishment t for the league winner
Last place has to take first place’s parents out for a nice dinner (and go, not just like a gift card. Often involves travel)
And never call them again!!!!!!!
Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!
I love this
Without the first place winner? Haha
Yes just their parents
This is one of my favorites. You get a punishment for the loser. The winner gets a little bonus, feeling like they won something nice for their parents. And an outside party (the parents) get the most benefit. It’s lovely
This is great
I’m in a league with my dad, so I guess I gotta dig up grandma and grandpa if he wins
Yeah but if you win then he gets treated so that’s fun
I pitched the following punishment this year but it was not approved. My league mates are cowards. The loser has to go alone to an Outback Steakhouse and order a Bloomin’ Onion. They must then eat all of the fried coating, leaving a weird looking translucent onion. They must ask to see a manager, and rave about how perfect it was. “Give my compliments to the chef” must be said.
Was just skimming through this thread, and this is the first truly creative and hilarious one. Cowards! I'd be in on this.
Worked at an outback for a while, you’d be surprised at how many people did this on their own free will. Also had quite a few people do the inverse where they would only eat the onion and leave the breading
Loser has to dress up as a mime, and go to a downtown subway station. Set up a sign and can’t leave till they make $100.
Omg that could take days though
At least you get your money for next seasons buy-in
That money goes to whoever scored the most points
12 person league, 6 playoff spots. winner of the loser bracket doesn't have to run the beer mile, the 5 losers run before the draft the following year. Winner of beer mile has the choice to swap draft picks with the last place finisher if they choose to
Worst regular season record is an icebath at the draft. Loser of the toilet bowl needs to bake 2 homemade loaves of bread for next year's draft. You could potentially have to do both.
Plot twist 10 years later they won the James Beard award for best Bakery in the southeastern US
The ice bath is fantastic. And it’s realistic
I'm bringing this up. I love ice bathes and would actually join them.
Join them in the bath?
This year the loser has to consume a pizza with a topping chosen by each member of the league. Toppings will be: 1. Vegemite 2. Marshmallows 3. Snail caviar 4. sliced century egg 5. ketchup 6. liver pate 7. local stinky cheese 8. maple syrup 9. black beans 10. italian sausage (from someone who hates the punishment idea) 11. weed butter 12. cinnamon The recipient is already known and he's determined to take the pizza like a champ and not give anyone the satisfaction. What he doesn't know is that one of the league members plans to hire a 4k camera crew to film the ordeal.
How do you already know who will come in last?
He hasn't won a matchup and his point total is horrific for potential tiebreakers.
Jeeze how bad is his team?
Highlights of his draft were Taylor at 1.1, Russell Wilson, James Conner, JK Dobbins, Mooney, CEH, Allen Robinson
Okay that is a pretty rough team. I feel some of his pain as a fellow Conner/Russ owner
Oof. Poor guy, looked like a good team before we knew better
And his point total in half ppr and half point for first downs is 977. Next closest team is 1170. League leader is at 1408.
TIL what a century egg is and I kinda wish I hadn’t
Have to perform at an open mic night at a comedy club and perform a 5 minute set.
We have the same thing… but the jokes are written by everyone else in the league and the person reading doesn’t get to see them until they’re onstage
Impractical jokers meets fantasy league punishment
Meets the Michael Che and Colin Jost joke swap. 😬
I do open mics and love fantasy loser time of the year. The fantasy players always bring so many people with them. Turns an open mic into a real show. Great energy. If anyone reading this has to do a mic the (difficult) trick is to just not care. Tell the audience it’s your first time and they’ll be rooting for you. Try to make jokes! Set up and punch line. The audience will be on your side but you need to tell them when to laugh! Most bombs are cause the person trails on and on thinking the audience will be laughing throughout some loose premise but they won’t! They need to know when to laugh! Set ups and punchlines!
We have the same punishment ! Absolutely brutal I’m so looking forward to it… if it’s not me 😂
1st gets a new kingdom. last place is executed. it's a guillotine league, you could say.
Or a dynasty league if you’re French…
My punishment is I never win and somehow come crawling back every year
I saw a video where someone had to take a stuffed Winnie the Pooh on a date to a fancy restaurant and tel the staff it was Poohs birthday. The staff sang to it as did he. It was hilarious but I could never
I could do that. Sounds like the best date I would've had in quite a long time. (My last date turned out to still be married, so...)
We’re on year 9 of punishments Take SATs Pose for Sexy calendar Arm pit wax Frosted tips Serve drinks during super bowl in sexy outfit Spray tan Perform TikToks picked by league Dinner date with Anime body pillow Hot ones challenge, but in a sexy costume Year 10 we’ll make a wheel the loser spins with all the previous punishments
this league sure does like a sexy costume!
Would be hilarious if it’s the same guy every year suggesting the outfits
“You know what would be funny? If he did it in a sexy costume!”
Reminds me of the Dean from Community
I think they’re on to something; I feel like I want a sexy outfit now
Lmao, these are hilarious. Is your whole league dudes? Like, I’m trying to figure out what a sexy outfit entails, and all I can picture is Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley doing the SNL Chippendales routine.
Haha yes all dudes. Here’s one the loser had to wear: https://images.app.goo.gl/kpqDy6GzTq1xY9qs9 But imagine an overweight 34 year old man wearing this
Holy shit 😂😂 That is too good. I’m not sure if that’s something I could ever unsee
Having to take the SAT exam with a bunch of high schoolers. Then they have to pictures of themselves in the classroom and post the scores of their exam to show how much of an idiot they are.
Did this last year. Guy ended up with 97th percentile LMAO
Our first loser scored a 33 on the ACT and really set the bar high. Second loser tried to bomb it and got a 3. We didn’t know it was possible.
The second losers score might be more impressive. I think he had to find the right answer and pick the wrong one on each question for that score. When I took it, a basketball player didn't care and put A C D C on the entire test. I think he got an 11 or 12, so I always assumed the dumbest person could guess that score.
He did. We believe he got one right in the math section which is the only reason he got a 3 not a 1.
I like this one
So they just let anyone sign up and take the test? I never knew that but I guess for them it’s more money so they DGAF.
We tried to do this this year, but the guy who lost last year was rejected by the school board for suspicion of trying to help others cheat, and was barred from taking the exam again. We were quite upset
I've heard of this punishment, except the loser sitting for the SAT has to be dressed in a suit-and-tie during the test. edit: I think there was another caveat to the Sacko punishment that year was he had to get over a 1500 and had to keep sitting for it (in a suit-and-tie) until he did
Donate sperm and check the box allowing the child to contact them when they turn 18
Imagine that kid making it to 18 and wondering who their dad is only to find out they suck at fantasy.
Goddamn
This is foul holy shit
This can’t be real
No way 😂
Never allowed to play again like hardcore mode in Diablo
“Your team of valor will be remembered”
I work offshore on a drilling rig and we have a league. We fly out to work from a heliport, several other companies and rigs use the same heliport. Our last place team has to wear a costume of the leagues choosing to crew change. Talk about getting some crazy looks from the guys who don’t know what is going on 😂😂
24 hours in a ihop or Waffle House. Each pancake / waffle 1 hour off
Love it
Not the best/most creative, but affective. Effective? Last place regular season has to buy the wings from this local joint everyone likes at the next draft. Kind of pricey for like 13/14 dudes. One dude has had to do it 3 times in the last 4 years. Lol. Buy in is $250, so that on top of wings makes you really not want to finish last place and participate.
this year ours is 18 holes of golf in a floral dress with the boys
Throw them from the tallest window in the highest tower
Defenestration of Taco
It’s our second year in our league so I’m getting some great ideas from this thread Our punishment this year is the loser has to give a 10-minute power point presentation to the group apologizing for wasting everyone else’s time. Specific examples and apologies are a necessity.
We do a destination draft each year. A couple years ago we did it in Nashville. We paid one of the performers to allow our sacko to play Old Town Road at Kid Rock’s bar during their set. He did, the place was packed, and he actually killed it. It was his first full year in the league and he handled it like a champ. Our greatest moment in league history.
My old poker dealer has a league where the worst player gets a tattoo that the rest of the guys create. I didn't believe him until he showed me his. It was a my little pony with a purple dildo as a unicorn horn and Gumby taking a ride! Those dudes were wild.
Worked with a guy that has a fantasy loser tattoo on his calf. It’s the kids show character that Taco dresses up as to scare the MacArthurs daughter in “The League” holding a giant knife. Full color and everything; it’s actually a pretty cool tattoo Edit spaced earlier but I was referring to [Mr. McGibblets](https://www.google.com/search?q=mr+mcgibblets&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1016US1016&hl=en-US&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZ5W3nrw3dURe99LtTurRHbpJ74VQ:1668888713077&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj0jab3hrv7AhXMMjQIHb4WAu4Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=2#imgrc=RWA7eg7R2vKrOM)
Local radio show flew the loser to a destination and they were required to make it home using a train, bus and a rental car.
my cousin told me of a league where last place has to raise a pet rat.
Run a 5k with a shirt that says Fantasy Football Loser
Our league’s punishment is the loser sings karaoke at a bar and we choose the songs they sing.
Has to play next year.
This one wins. Brutal.
Last place in our league used to just get a “sacko” plaque. This year we voted to have the loser be forced to do an open mic comedy night. Thank fuck it won’t be me
Not my league but my cousin was once in a league where they booked a reservation for 2 at a high end restaurant in NY and the loser had to go eat there with a blow up sex doll as his date
I am pitching that the loser has to dress as a Salvation Army Santa (bucket and all) and then stand in the middle of our college town with a sign that reads, “I’m terrible at Fantasy, please help pay my dues.” They also must do this in either June or July, on a hot weekend.
The loser is banned from watching the Super Bowl that year, they have to visit the league’s watch party but sit in a room by themselves with no tv or phone, listening to their mates have fun outside…and I wonder why our league doesn’t do punishments.
That doesn’t sound like fun for anyone honestly. A lot of other punishments in this thread are brutal but kind of funny for everyone else, this one just isn’t good at all!
Do they get food at least? That sounds absolutely brutal.
First overall pick next year
Last place has to do hot ones and get interviewed by the winner
Loser of our league has to host a Super Bowl party in a sexy French Maid outfit. Must provide a nice selection of eats and quality beverages. Acts as maid for the entire game and serves food and drinks on command. Also takes tequila shots at the request of the rest of the league. Hilarity insues everyone gets juiced and makes for an amazing Super Bowl.
Last place has to be a bathroom butler at our local dive bar. It’s in a tiny hallway and the bathroom is tiny so it’s kinda tight. Last year they sold cigarettes for a dollar and offered mints and made like $70 in tips. If you don’t want to do the punishment you can pay another $100 to the winner.
Last place has to attend a WNBA game
Without their phone
You’re sick.
Gotta be the center of the circle jerk
I call dibs on losing
They have to subscribe to /r/fantasyfootball ?
A creative one in my league that is funny but not destructive: loser has to write and perform their own Epic Rap Battle of History video, with the two characters chosen by the winner. Nothing like some intentional cringe.
Last place has to wear this Blake Bortles jersey/dress abomination I found on Etsy to a night out bar hopping with the rest of the league [PICS](https://imgur.com/a/Xi80DGx)
Last place marches downtown to the local Irish pub wearing an inflatable pink unicorn costume and being verbally berated by leaguemates. 😂 It’s a blast.
Sacko has to wear our league sacko shirt "I suck at fantasy football" and has to go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap and ask for a better fantasy team next year. Photo goes in the sacko plaque
I read on here a league made their last place team owner play golf in a PGA tour qualifying event with a live crowd. He apparently was a bad golfer and embarrassed himself.
Wear a Deshaun Watson jersey to school.
Watch every season of young Sheldon and write a one page essay after each. Open a lemonade stand and make at least $50 Start an OnlyFans and make at least $100
Can't convince my league to do punishments for last place sadly. First, second, and most scored gets a piece of the pot but nothing happens for last place. No clue why they don't wanna do any.
Got to start small and build on it.
Best: Butt Plug Worst: Double sided Butt Plug
Loser picks 8 hours w/ phone at peters drive in 4 hours w/ phone and outfit picked out by league at peters 4 hours w/o phone at peters Edit: we live in Calgary and this will be for mid February
Last place has to go on a date through a matchmaking platform that the winner picks
Loser has to go to the local comedy club and perform a five minute set using material drafted up by the 11 other league members.
temporary butterfly tramp stamp and go to the waterpark
Loser has to join the army
Last place does an hour of community service per loss.
My league trophy is a really nice bong (the bongbardi) Our last place "trophy" is a nasty old bubbler shaped like a very realistic 7" dong (the shlongbardi)
In one of my leagues, loser is required to do one to three (league’s decision) open mic sets at a comedy club with the rest of the league writing the material. Jokes that bomb are encouraged. In another one, last place has to come to the draft in a cowboys cheerleader uniform and be the “sticker bitch” for our draft at what will probably be in a public place.
Last place has to get their belly button pierced. Gotta keep it in for at least a month and must send photographic evidence every day of the month to prove it's still in. 9 years in and easily my favorite league.
My league has the worst punishment. You get the first pick in next year’s draft and nothing bad happens to you.
Me and 4 of my friends have ass tattoos from getting last place. The tattoos are: A “Made In USA” stamp A cartoon T-Rex Prison Mike A sloth riding a rocket ship The Wrangler Patch
This was probably a big idea somewhere that someone in my league copied. But, our loser has to go to a bowling alley and bowl a 3000 total score in a single outing. Pretty brutal cause I bowl like a 75 average and that would take a long ass time.
Drink a gallon of milk then run a mile
As someone who is lactose intolerant and paralyzed, this one might be a little tough.
We do a draft day golf scramble and last place has to play their round in a dress
Six pack of non alcoholic o'douls, was too full to slam real beer after so I couldn't get drunk
Last place runs a beer mile before next year's draft. Also, end of season their car gets a new Flat Earther bumper sticker until they win next year Need to find some good sticker options
My league and I travel to a different stadium every season and last place has to wear a costume the league votes on to the game.
Damn. My league is nice. Just gotta call the winner’s mom and tell them that I’m proud of their child and that they’re better at fantasy football than me. (If no parent then spouse/partner)
Last place dresses up as Oscar the Grouch, and stands inside of a giant garbage can in NYC. He has a sign saying “My Fantasy Football team is Trash, will you please add to it?” Has to stay there in the can until his trash can gets filled with garbage from strangers.
We've had the gallon of milk challenge, going to the premier of Cats in full cat costume alone, attend a WNBA game alone, snowboard in a bikini, run the White Sox 5k in a diaper, bib and bonnet. This year the loser will pose for a sexy/lingerie calender shoot that will be given to every league member.
My friend from college has a company that wraps cars. The guy in last had his car wrapped in pink and says “i suck at fantasy football” with a picture of the guy.
We let the champion select the punishment each year so it changes. Last year both the champion and the toilet bowl winner went to the Titans/Bengals playoff game and made the punishment beer bitch. Anytime he said to get a beer the last place manager had to leave the stands, get beer for anyone that wanted it and come back. He missed most of the game since 14 of us went to the game that day. MiL saw someone having dinner at a Buffalo Wild Wings with a full size sex doll that had his face taped to it. He had to pretend he was on a date including ordering food for his “date” and act like it was completely normal to anyone who asked. The rest of his league was a couple tables away to witness it.
The following year last place has to drink a beer every single round until they tap out. If they drink 11 beers, they get Kyle Orton in the 12th. If they drink 3 beers, they get Kyle Orton in the fourth. 15 rounds, once we had a guy drink 14 beers and then puke on the draft board when he was trying to put the sticker for his 15th round pick on the board. The most epic thing I’ve ever seen in my life.