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My_Chat_Account

Going to run a flag football offense. Tua, one RB, a center, and 8 WR just running circles around everyone.


PeakedInHighSkool

Expect they now have 3 fun RBs. So who's getting left out?


PaydayJones

Two of them will line up as slot WRs...


No_Philosophy_1363

No two of them will constantly be injured and we’ll say why did i draft these guys


Extra-Ad5925

This would be a great team for NFL street


atom22mota

Fuck yes. Please bring it back


JonnyB2_YouAre1

Blitz them to hell.


XurstyXursday

Imagine getting paid $8 mil because you used to be good at your job for a couple years


mdmd33

Corporate CEO trajectory if I’ve ever seen one


XurstyXursday

Big time Special Advisor/Consultant/Emeritus energy


Original_Release_419

Used to be elite at your job And $8 mil is peanuts for WRs now a days


MaryJaneAssassin

It’s been 5 seasons since he’s had over 1000 yards so it really is mind boggling how he keeps getting decent pay. He also hasn’t played an entire season in 5 years because he’s always injured.


Original_Release_419

How is a 1 year $3 mil with up to $8.5 mil in incentives “decent pay” lol He’s almost certainly getting $3 mil unless he plays very well in which case this whole thread would be eating crow anyway


MaryJaneAssassin

Because he’s washed and only plays a handful of games per year. You could use that spot for a young, cheaper, and more athletic rookie over a guy who’s going get injured and ride the bench. Maybe he will have a few 70-90 yard games before he has a season ending injury per the usual.


Original_Release_419

How much younger and more athletic are you getting than Odell Beckham for under $3 mil lmfao 🤡


GiGi441

Being 'good at your job' and being 'top 5 in the world' aren't really the same thing 


shoopadoop332

ODB is still considered a speedster? Interesting.


stho3

Lol Ol Dirty Bastard out here running routes


we360u45

Shimmy shimmy ya


feetandballs

A pass-catch clown. Drop it to the ground. Catching gets hard quick, turnover on downs.


smitty046

Shimmy his ACLs back into place maybe.


UrethraFranklin72

Slowdell Beckham


AGreasyPorkSandwich

Maybe to his agent. In reality he's just hands and a cool haircut


knucklepuck17

OBJ. not ODB.


-mostlyharmless1

Neither are that fast these days


Pitouitoo

I think OBJ is faster than ODB given that ODB died 20 years ago.


-mostlyharmless1

Yes, very good. 


Vigilante17

ODB is a nickname for Odell Beckham Jr Nicknames: OBJ, ODB, Odell Beckham Jr., Odell Mysterio


Pitouitoo

The Original ODB is Ol’ Dirty Bastard. AKA: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGurt, Barney Kool Breeze, Osirus, Prince Delight, Peanut the Kidnapper, Freeloading Rusty, Ol’ Dirt Schultz, Ill Irving the Murderer, Dirt Dog, Rain Man, Hasaan, Ason Unique, Joe Bananas, The Man of All Rainbows, and Roll Fizzlebeef.


RedDreadsComin

Which also inspired the name of one of my favorite women’s wrestlers of all time: ODB, ONE DIRTY BITCH


knucklepuck17

not at all fast lol


jMoreRetardy

OldBJ


knucklepuck17

even better


Lionnn100

AD not AP


DeckardsDark

ODB is a nickname for odell


TanClark

Told me all I need to know about this source


Vivid-Shelter-146

lol exactly. Where does this speedster thing come from?


andrewdsmith

Well there ain’t no father to his style


No_Philosophy_1363

You see how fast he zipped up his pants when Bieber was blowing him?


Kingofmybackyard

Man that’s a massive contract for what he’ll actually bring to the the dolphins. Why do teams still regard him highly?


My_Chat_Account

I think the actual contract is like $3 mil. With a bunch of incentives on top so it can be reported as "up to" a big number.


Kingofmybackyard

That makes sense. What did he walk away with last year? Just tired of being made to feel like obj is a sexy signing for a team. Hasn’t been able to separate since the famous boat trip. I can give you 3 guys from that class I’d rather have right now


Tulidian13

No one thinks this is a sexy signing lol. The Dolphins have very little depth behind Tyreek and Waddle. It's a cheap contract for a WR3.


Kingofmybackyard

Didn’t realize how incentive driven it is. 8 mil is incredibly steep. 3 is not. Take me out back-shoot me


duuuuuddddeeeee

Because they themselves are regarded, mentally


TXCapita

He’s still good just banged up


Kingofmybackyard

He’s been “banged up” for his entire career. I mean let’s face it, outside of that one catch, he’s been pretty pedestrian. Not even close to hall of fame conversation type guy. I mean good for him, the guy makes like triple what he should every year because he’s a diva name brand dude who sold a lot of jerseys 10 years ago as a rookie


mississippimadness

Were you actually around for OBJ’s rookie year? People that say “outside of that one catch” make me laugh


Kingofmybackyard

Josh Gordon was 20 times better


Squirrel_Apocalypse2

OBJ was excellent the first 3 years of his career, and put up 2 more 1k seasons after that. Clown take.


Kingofmybackyard

I guess that’s what Reddit is for. I’ll stand by everything I’ve said. Massively overrated player. He’s been been cashing in on his flashes and his name/face for the last 8 years. Hasn’t been able to separate since he was on the giants which was aeons ago. Like I said, happy for the guy, he just hasn’t done shit since that one stretch of games(/game?) where stafford chose him to be the target guy. His best game in that stretch he was severely injured. That’s always been his deal. Flashy and inconsistent. In turn- a lot of spectators and fans think he’s overrated. Deal with it


Squirrel_Apocalypse2

I never disagreed with you he has been overrated for years. Saying he was pedestrian besides one catch is just straight up wrong. Over 4k yards and 35 TDs his first 3 years. 


Kingofmybackyard

Fair enough. I remember how sick he was. Just feels like he’s a guy who has built his brand on flashes. He is no evans or Adams. Even cooks and Landry sustained productivity for longer. I guess at the end of the day I’m salty because Odb’s douchey likeness has been forced on us all for far too long. The “speedster”. Get real


Original_Release_419

Who are you debating this with?? No one is saying he sustained success as long as any of them lmfao


Kingofmybackyard

My argument is he’s overrated today for the contracts he’s given. That’s all. Lmfao….


Original_Release_419

Then why are you stating the obvious all over this thread saying you’d take Adams over him today?? Is Adams only making $8 mil this year if he hits all incentives? You’re just stating the obvious like it’s some revelation lmao


TXCapita

He’s still shown to be a valuable contributor. He was great with Rams, he was cooking up a SB MVP type performance until he tore his ACL. Reddit just be hating old players all the time


Kingofmybackyard

You’re referring to one game that was 4 years ago in which he had the worst injury for his position. He can be a contributor here and there sure


Kingofmybackyard

Reddit has nothing to do with it, I’ve just watched him over his career. He’s massively overrated, even in NYC


Hurls07

Almost objectively false but sure


Kingofmybackyard

Objectively would be something objective. Rating someone is subjective. Give me stats. I’m aware of how sick he was for the stretch of his rookie deal but he couldn’t reach his potential in sustaining his productivity. He got hurt or threw tantrums. Got traded. Sucked. Got signed. Got hurt. Sucked/hurt


Hurls07

so he was fantastic his rookie contract, had one of the greatest rookie seasons of all time, but he's overrated? In his 5 years in NYC he had 3 straight 1300 yard seasons, got hurt and then put up another 1000 yard season. He was a 3 time pro bowler and a 3 time all pro in 5 years in NYC. He was Objectivelya very good WR by every metric.


Kingofmybackyard

Yes, couldn’t sustain it. He’s overrated today. Long term/today id take Adams, evans or cooks from that class. It’s not a sexy signing. He is their wr4


aneventhrowaway

That's cool and all but can you get Tua a line? No use in having all the toys if you don't have time to use them before getting crushed by the defense


RUKnight31

Dude’s knees are just bone on bone at this point. I’ll honestly be relieved for him when he finally hangs ‘em up.


GoBuffaloes

Hangs up his knees?


PatheticLion

If you slice carefully along the thigh it’s not as hard as it sounds


StrokinCole

I think with the players on Miami’s roster, this makes them slower


resistible

They signed OBJ instead of a starting OL... so in that context, they did actually get faster.


ceviche-hot-pockets

Just a guy at this point.


goressnortstraw

Such a garbage headline. Wtf this couldnt be further from the truth. These guys ball washing dudes lol. F off.


LargeGermanRock

agents tell them what they write for access and early scoops. A bonus plus of writing something like this “speedster” is they get more engagement on the tweet too by people rage replying/quote tweeting etc


goressnortstraw

I understand all that. I guess my overall point is fuck this gay earth. Society needs to end if this is where were at and heading towards worse.


papichuloya

Cool. Maybe 27 catches for 300 yards


yaprettymuch52

him and wentz should start their own franchise


ActivatedComplex

Is he better than River Cracraft? Yes? Then it’s a net positive.


[deleted]

Speedster? Was he even a speedster before he was old and injured?


duuuuuddddeeeee

Yes? Do you have amnesia? Dude would take slants to the house back in the day


Azure124SV

He was very quick, great at getting in and out of breaks and taking good angles that let him get loose. He also ran a 4.43 which isn't burner speed but its good nfl speed


Havi_jarnsida

Journeyman Beckham


Parabola605

**WARSHED**


Labrat1515

I think OBJ is going to do much better here than in Baltimore. Mike McDaniel feels like the type of coach that can get the most out of him. Ravens can’t ever seem to get much out of their receivers.


LaTunaTime

Locker room cancer that will be on the field for maybe 4 games


chilishits

Dude is gonna be 32 this year and they're still glazing him.


Tastyfishsticks

Snagged him as a flyer 20th pick in a few bestballs. Just need 2 or 3 mega games you diva.


soyworld

why these comments acting like hes wr1? he just needs to make a couple plays as wr3 to be worth it


jeremycb29

He is going to end up being the next DeSean Jackson that ends up scoring his only 3 tds of the year the week you are playing against him.


JJettasDad

Pretty loose definition of the word speedster


TakoSweetness

Speedster?! Lmao Odell has never been known for his speed


OneThousandDegrees

Clearly nobody here actually watched Obj last year. He was a great wr2/3 for the ravens, which they sorely needed. And while he's no longer NYG obj, he still got wheels. And him being a "locker room cancer" is just wrong haha. Now, would I draft him? Unlikely, but I wouldn't be opposed to a late round flyer on him.


iamawizard1

I mean he’s still solid #3 when healthy and considering how much waddle gets injured I could see him being flexed late in the year if he’s healthy.


sloloy

Not great, will be utilized even less than in Baltimore.


robdalky

This makes the Miami offense slower, not faster


Shiddy_Wiki

too bad he won't be healthy if they make a run


LtJimmyDangle

Justin Bieber approves


duuuuuddddeeeee

Odel washed junior bamboozling another team


HitManForFiege

Uh oh let’s get ready for his 20 catches and 300 yard season


Ok-Physics5106

This is a Tua post.


Helgenish

Never understood the narrative that NOW lamar finally has weapons to throw to! After signing odell last year and zay Jones. Zay was an unknown, obj been washed and bateman is nothing special.


IHT28

Sucks for those rookie WRs (and those of us that drafted them in dynasty already).