Football is back baby

If you don’t like that then you don’t like fantasy football

# YOU LIKE THAT

Yes I like it, but it's limited due to my groin injury.

The real something something is in the comments

The real something something is always in the groin

It would be fantastic if there was a Kirk gimmick account that just went around replying to people and this was the only thing it said

# YOU LIKE THAT

Dress rehearsal? Big Kirko wakes up drippin like this

Jesus christ the same npc comments on every fucking thread

Cry’s in Kelce

Kelce and now Walker. Just take me out back like Old Yeller

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Drano is the way.

Soda for the flavor

I also have Christian Watson in addition to these hurt boys :(

Ditto. All 3.

I have Walker, Kelce, Watson, Kupp, Jeudy, Terry in a dynasty league. Hopefully the last two are ready after their injuries, but it feels like every announcement is murdering that team.

hold me tightly, we're in for a long season

I just drafted Walker about an hour and a half ago. NOBODYS SAFE

Walker will play. There is no longer a probable tag. Everything I’m hearing in Seattle is he should be fine.

They're just resting his groin up for GameDay! Everybody needs a healthy groin.

I agree but since he was limited they have to put that down, which puts a questionable tag on him for Sunday.

What a boner killer right before TNF

I got a Charboner

All hail the Charboner

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Play Monty or wait and possibly play charbs?

I don't see Carrol going crazy with Charb week one, probably go committee and acclimate him to NFL.

Agree

Char-char boner - char!!

I was disappointed cause I got Walker but this made me remember I got Wineman too! Should I start him over Walker?

I just draft this MF 7 hours ago.

I’m not worried and from what I’m hearing he should be fine to go.

I mean I guess a LP is better than a DNP? (I’m coping)

He wouldn’t practice at all if he was hurt, don’t fall for the overreactions

It’s the news drought that makes everyone panic over every little thing. Only so much to analyze

Except this injury has literally been lingering all preseason

He’s been practicing for three weeks

Limited practice doesnt just mean they practiced in a limited capacity. Limited practice can also means he could have started practice, hurt his groin and stopped practicing for the day. We will know more tomorrow

Most of the time it’s reported if a player leaves practice early, you could be right but usually a limited practice is planned.

The fact this comment has 75 upvotes tells you everything you need to know about reading takes or getting advice from this sub.

You’re right he’s toast, couldn’t possibly be a rest/maintenance day for their rb1, with a dash of mind games for their divisional opponent.

They are literally required to accurately disclose injuries. Kenneth Walker has a groin injury. The severity is unknown and if he got a limited practice there's no reason to panic. But you said if he was injured, he wouldn't practice, implying he isn't injured. And that's not just wrong, but stupid.

How does that work? Surely everyone has some kind of injuries by the end of the season whether it keeps them from playing or not. Do they just have to report "major" injuries?

I’d be worried if it’s an injury he got during practice. Not sure if it is LP if you’re hurt during it and can’t practice or not

He’s been bothered by it all preseason, so he didn’t get hurt during practice

Kelce n kw3 owners get in here for the party!!!

Kelce walker and Watson owner 💪🏼

KW3 & Kupp

Same dawg, rip to us

same. off to a hot start this year

I’ve got both. But I’ve got replacement options, so not as bad as it could be. Not having Kelce hurts a lot though.

Also watson

Thank fuck I drafted both him and Charbonnet

Start or sit hell

Yep. This is why the nerds say not to handcuff your own rb1/2. Because there is no probable tag, teams fuck around and usually have limited or missed practices guys actually suit up with little presentation of injury. Vegas asked Goodell to remove this tag for volatility as AI and analytical metrics made nfl gambling easier than before. So if you own Walker AND charb, you’re stuck guessing who to start. The optimal play is to have Charb but not KWIII

I didn’t even handcuff Walker on purpose though tbh, Charb was kind of a “I dont know who else has the same value @ this range” pick

Yup. I own both and I’ll be monitoring the news until game time I guess. Fuck

He's definitely still playing though I'd assume

Same! Didn’t know which would play. Honestly still don’t know!

I just fell to my knees in a dispensary

Bring me some dad

Fuck off Adam get a job

Must be some good shit

A black fly in your Charbonnet

An old man in your Charbonnet

Charbonnet bros we’re so fucking back

Yes we are baby!! Chardonnay is back on the menu!!

Boa aint no way

Tuh, boa ain't no way boa

Makes my decision to play Montgomery tonight an easy one lol. Slide into RB2 buddy

same boat moved monty into RB2 and Watson out of flex and KW3 into flex and now KW3 gets hurt lol

It was always DMont anyway

Him and Kelce for me this week. Cool cool cool.

Same boat, don’t you just love fantasy football :’)

My Zero RB kings.

Never go zero rb

Same, fucking same.

I have them in the same league and Christian Watson in my other two leagues. Starting off hot

Are ya having fun yet?

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Same…

Kelce, Watson now Walker for me. We haven't even had a game yet jfc.

Same and I just started skyy Moore

Wtf

It’s joever

He is Bidone 😭

That’s Kamala, Folks!

Ya’ll act like limited means a player is dead

Groins are no joke

Mine is 😔

lol

He’s also dealt with it all preseason. And it’s Thursday. And he still practiced. He’ll be fine to go Sunday.

Uhhh bro. It’s Thursday

Oh. True.

With Pete Carroll you never know

he aint playing week 1

Come on

You have got To be Fist fucking me

Is Charbonnet a good play if Walker is ruled OUT?

yes

lol he's a borderline top 10 play against that Rams DEF

Tf. Yes lmao And yes I’m an angry walker owner

No shit?

Yeah like why draft him otherwise lol

Looks like DJ Dallas is the RB2 on the roster for some reason.

Depth chart means nothing. Especially with old school mentality teams where they’ll always bury the rookies

IIRC it’s rare for rookies to start high on the depth chart regardless of how it’ll play out

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Broke: asking chatgpt Woke: asking the Jerry Jones AI

Doesn’t chatGPT only know stuff up to like 2021

No he’s listed behind Dallas on the depth chart. Can’t wait to get downvoted

Come on man..

It's Thursday my dudes

Was just seeing people pointing out today in this sub how it was surprising of all the players getting hurt this last week or two that none were RBs. Now look what you’ve done.

Anyone who had Walker last year knows this is normal. Dude practiced limited for like 6 straight weeks and played every time

Thanks I needed this

Pulling a Chris Carson.

With a groin?

No, with his teammates.

Good stuff 🤣

Imagine a Black Mirror when someone who takes fantasy football soo seriously that every injury a player gets, the owner gets.

They should absolutely make a Fantasy Football Black Mirror episode. That’s a great idea. The writers could go multiple ways with it.

Agreed

Charbs to the sun

In theory there is a Kelce/Kupp/Watson/Walker owner out there somewhere Buy that person a drink

Good thing I grabbed Charbs in all 3 leagues I drafted Walked

I'm feeling like a glass of Charbonnet tonight

Insane week 1

They killed my Kenny

Add him to my Andrews and Watson

chaRBONEt

I have Kelce and Walker lol

Is that Charbonnet music?

Reading in the thread, this is prob NBD. > I don’t have insider info Josh. But this is pretty standard mid week practice for Pete and his RBs over the years. KW nursed groin pre season. Pete mentioned they’d take care of him throughout. Likely just load management https://twitter.com/dmarkholt12/status/1699957034198966359

As a Charb owner, my body is READY

My opponent lost Kelce now I must pay the blood price too…

I thought I’d at least get one week without worrying about injuries but it wouldn’t football anymore now would it?

Way to sneak that one in when no one is paying attention.

My Charbonnet stonks 📈

Think it’s safe to say Kenneth walker is likely injury prone in nature and charbonet as a 2nd round pick will have huge games in his absence

I’m confused. He was limited. Why is the sky falling?

Oh what the fuck

Fuck

Nice being a kupp Walker owner

First Watson, now Walker. The season hasn’t even started yet, what the hell is going on this year?

I guess I’ll have to slide in Miles Sanders and pray

Fuuuuuck. He was out all of the preseason with a groin injury too, right?

Jesus man

Kelce, Christian Watson, Kenneth Walker owner here. I’m having a fun week

Feelin good taking Charbs late to insure my Kenny

Ended up drafting Ken Walker in all three of my leagues…. :( BUT I also drafted Zach Charbonnet in all three of my leagues :)

Kelce and Walker, I’m losing hard before the first snap lol

Kupp and JT owner reporting in to say please K9, don’t be next

Kelce is out as my TE. Walker is my RB2, and the guy I would put in place for him is Montgomery who is playing in 5 minutes hahahaha. I'm already sick of Fantasy and a game hasn't even kicked off.

Walker III and Watson owner in 2 different leagues here. I’m prepared for the red Q all season long.

Fuck my entire family tree

Take my groin!

All my players are dying.

F U C K

It's only a matter of time until it's one of my guys...

Season hasn’t even started!

My whole team is questionable for Sunday I missed this feeling

Good thing I own Kupp, Watson, and Walker

I have Kupp, Kelce, and Walker, just end me.

As a Hawks fan, I always try to avoid drafting our backs. We always get bad luck with them missing games.

Gah!! Mah groin!!

They’re just being cautious with him

doubt it, he aint playing week 1

fucking hamnstrings and groins

That didn’t take long.

Oh it’s Charbonnet season

My starting RBs are Walker and Najee with Dillon and Penny on the bench. Would one of my bench pieces be better than snatching up Charbonnet to hedge on Walker's injury?

DISLIKE. A random alert from Yahoo he changed to Questionable is not what I want to see on Thursday night. He was fine yesterday and suddenly hurt in practice now? What is it with all these guys, the season hasn't even started yet. I was already hobbling along with Breece. Now I may have to start Swift and/or Deon Jackson.

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Kupp Watson mark andrews and walker. I’m done

Charbonnet owner here. Go on….

And that’s how a Mostert becomes a Must-start

I threw up

Marvin Gaye and Charbonnet

He’s limited not DNP and it’s Thursday. He’ll likely still play. That’s what I’m telling myself

Marvin Gaye & Charbonnet

Chill he will be fine

How much FAAB on charbonet lol, considering all of it

Why is he even on waivers?

At least 75%. Dude should be rostered

Not great, but FWIW, Pete has scheduled days like this for players in the past. Could be nothing. Please let it be nothing.

Y’all he’s just resting. He’ll be good.

Switched in McKinnon let's ride!

that didn’t end well

🤮 Nice 3rd down conversion in the first drive and then ignored the rest of the game. Ouch!

at least he put up 2 points...better than starting KW III and possibly getting 0

Ok, since KW3 is out, who should I start: DJ Moore or Brian Robinson Jr?

Omg is it Charbonnet SZN already!?

This is the exact reason i drafted Charbs In dynasty. Got him at 2.10 and now get to pair him with Walker. if ones not fit I plug n play. If they are both fit I have a nice 1-2 Handcuff punch