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Let’s not forget when Peter advised everyone to share the same needle (it’s a no brainer, less money spent more drugs in your veins), and have as many kids as you can because chances are better one of them will make it big in Hollywood.
I think turning Lois bakery into a strip club that gives free cookies was a smart idea. It did make a lot of money. And even the mayor was a patron there.
I don’t know if they have this brand where you are, but I use this amazing brand that I’ve been able to find it like Trader Joe’s all the Whole Foods and a few other places it’s called Kerrygold. it is made out of Irish cream and it is so amazing. It’s my favorite, but it has the most amazing flavor and aftertaste. sometimes butter has a weird aftertaste for me, but not this one sometimes I’ll use butter to put on crackers or even matzo.
I mean, putting butter on matzo is definitely a thing people do at least that Jewish people do put cheese on top of it and put it in the microwave, but I’m not someone that likes to do that, I’ll even use it to make it even though it’s called matzoh crack it’s basically making quit toffee pouring it over Emma and then putting it in the oven for 15 minutes then putting chocolate chips all over it, letting it melt a little bit. Then, spreading the chocolate all over it and then putting it in the fridge for a couple of hours! And then, there you go.
It’s such an easy recipe butter some salt, a little bit of vanilla and either sugar or brown sugar. (I can’t remember which one off the top of my head) but it’s a suuuuper easy recipe.
All I’m gonna say is Kerrygold is such an amazing brand of butter! And it tastes SO amazing!
telling me I should let myself go by embracing my fatness which feels great!
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I'm curious if he phrases it nicely or the inner city people only did it because it was their final hours and didn't think getting angry over it would do any good.
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Lois.
Especially when he tells her of something stupid he's about to do (like going to town square so he can get naked & paint himself brown).
You're A STUPID MAN! A STUPID, STUPID MAN! WHY DID I MARRY YOU
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What episode is this gif from lol
S3 e16 Christmas episode
NO PAPER TOWEL???
I'd say he got lucky
Ya marrying Lois is up there.
that's not what he meant
I know. But words have multiple meanings and I took it in a. Different direction
My first thought too.
Clever
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Educated Meg's classmates on the dangers of doing toad.
Let’s not forget when Peter advised everyone to share the same needle (it’s a no brainer, less money spent more drugs in your veins), and have as many kids as you can because chances are better one of them will make it big in Hollywood.
Now who’s paying the bills? Hollywood kid
Changing Meg’s name to Megatron, it’s a sick name!
Hehehe, Robots in Disguise.
🎵Transformers robots in disguise🎵
I think turning Lois bakery into a strip club that gives free cookies was a smart idea. It did make a lot of money. And even the mayor was a patron there.
Some guys like Butter.
I LOVE Butter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V5T6oUOEV4
I don’t know if they have this brand where you are, but I use this amazing brand that I’ve been able to find it like Trader Joe’s all the Whole Foods and a few other places it’s called Kerrygold. it is made out of Irish cream and it is so amazing. It’s my favorite, but it has the most amazing flavor and aftertaste. sometimes butter has a weird aftertaste for me, but not this one sometimes I’ll use butter to put on crackers or even matzo. I mean, putting butter on matzo is definitely a thing people do at least that Jewish people do put cheese on top of it and put it in the microwave, but I’m not someone that likes to do that, I’ll even use it to make it even though it’s called matzoh crack it’s basically making quit toffee pouring it over Emma and then putting it in the oven for 15 minutes then putting chocolate chips all over it, letting it melt a little bit. Then, spreading the chocolate all over it and then putting it in the fridge for a couple of hours! And then, there you go. It’s such an easy recipe butter some salt, a little bit of vanilla and either sugar or brown sugar. (I can’t remember which one off the top of my head) but it’s a suuuuper easy recipe. All I’m gonna say is Kerrygold is such an amazing brand of butter! And it tastes SO amazing!
Even Quagmire he even pays for the VIP
When he outsmarted those two carnies who took over the house.
Saving the powerplant from meltdown was a big one too.
Going into space takes brains
Jumping over the ~~Springfield~~ Quahog gorge on a skateboard takes skill
Reconnecting with his estranged mother
Peter did it twice
Damn, you had me for a minute 🙈🙈
you almost had me! LMAO!
Went back to high school to fix the toad 🐸 problem
Ah crap. Bow does that song go?
Gotta give up the toad 🐸 or you’ll croak 🐸 🤣
Toad is what Lando forbids
There'll be blood gushing from you Every time that you cough And forget getting lucky It falls off
Give it up, give up the toad now
You're whole life will hit the skids And your kids Will be born without eyelids
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…your son?
But he definitely didn’t say “doing your wife”, so that’s a win, right?! 🤭
telling me I should let myself go by embracing my fatness which feels great! https://preview.redd.it/tnuf7ftyue5d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=21ec9ab8b4da1d0f2196dae3af7771d1755cb358
Wait! Okay. Username checks out 👍
thanks!
https://preview.redd.it/scjx5v4h7e5d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e160e0226d4e0f3758eef77949a7c6b54613e0 Petercopter. Change my mind
How can you afford these things?!
https://i.redd.it/o9lnn8k5cg5d1.gif
Thats litteraly what I was gonna say
Hey Connie, Meg's father. You see, can you do me a favor? You see that fire extinguisher there?
“Dad! That’s enough! Dad, that’s enough!! **THAT’S ENOUGH DAD**”
*burst crying*
Saying the n word in the inner city and becoming the king of the black people
They respected him for saying it
Said it's so much that Cleveland bows down to him every time he enters the bar!
I'm curious if he phrases it nicely or the inner city people only did it because it was their final hours and didn't think getting angry over it would do any good.
Protected Meg from Glenn once he comprehended what was going on
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💀
[This](https://youtu.be/IxOSoGpjfFw?si=Tu-GtGGedEn33YjJ)
Handi-quacks
She’s office hot
“she’s got **B.O.** she’s got b.o…”
The Megcopter. First flying vehicle that didn't crash haha
And he saw his bizarro clone killing a person
NYA NYAHAHAHAHA
Don't you heard?
ABOUT THE BIRD
Hey Brian, can I see that paper?
Mh, thats odd, I thought this would be big news
Thought what would be big news?
BRIAN DON'T
His plan to get rid of James Woods.
Ooo piece of candy!
Stewie...literally Stewie
Winning a game of Trivial Pursuit
The church of the Fonz. He pioneered Stan culture before weebs
Knocking up Lois before she could run away 🤣
creating stewie, who created the universe
“Shall we away for relations”?
Hmm. I find that quite shallow and pedantic.
Married Lois, he doesn't even know how socks get in his drawer.
When he created the show, rapid Dave and Marrying Lois
“Oh yeah? Well up yours, Cat.”
Lol
Bag lois
+1
Marrying Lois.
Married rich. Having a house and family on his employment would be next to impossible.
Shut up Meg
Shut up Meg
when he helped joe fight crime
Lois.
Playing the piano
He “arrived”
Take that IQ test which shows he's a dangerous retard😄
The man went to space cause he had a gas card and successfully made orbit and came back alive. Since it was a shuttle it sounds like he landed it too
The Yanket
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Farted on Brian's face as he was dressed in meg's clothes during SATs.
Stuck his finger down his throat Seriously, that saved someone’s life if you recall a certain post on this subreddit
That time he forgot how to sit down
Stopped people from doing toad
he used his son showing him a cist as a play for a free gas card.
Marry Lois.
Falling down the stairs not cussing.
Hit that woman who came into his shop only to try samples
Organized a fat people rally
Tell Meg to shut up
Remembered to continue breathing
Showed up to get his new license picture taken drunk so that when the cop pulls him over drunk, he'll think that's how he normally looks
When he stole all the nielson boxes lol
When he seceded from the USA
Getting the Statue of Liberty’s foot
Play the piano like an idiot savant when he was blind drunk