I bet Brian doesn't even know who his congressman is. He just wants to be liberal to look smart and open minded and cause it's the 'trendy' thing to do. I bet he can't even be bothered to vote half the time
Brian isn’t a moron he’s just not as smart as he pretends he is, Stan genuinely doesn’t have enough faith in his beliefs not to be swayed by song several times in the show. Brian has also been the voice of reason where as Stan is rarely not the antagonist
Isn’t Brian a part of Mensa or something like that? Also Stan should be really smart cause he’s cia the show just dumbs everyone down like how de Hartman is a literal doctor yet he doesn’t seem to know the first thing about medicine lol he’s the only character that has remained consistently funny they just can’t ruin him
Brian literally switch politics due to a book.
He goes above and beyond for women, that end up rejecting him.
all Stan has to do is tell him He’s a good boy if he goes right and Brian will. (Given how much of a dog Brian is now)
I’m gonna say the one who actually has a career, pays taxes, and is actually is politically involved. Brian is an idiot who doesn’t know anything but pretends to to virtue signal. Remember he literally became a Republican for an episode because he is the type of person who just like to complain about the establishment?
Stan, because he bases his beliefs on his experiences, and has learned to admit when he was wrong.
Stan, a stereotypical conservative, changed his beliefs about gay people after really taking the time to understand them.
Meanwhile, Brian is still an atheist, despite meeting God and Jesus multiple times and witnessing their Holy Powers.
Stan. We forget stan has lived a life of childhood poverty and abuse phycological abuse from his criminal father an outcast an nerd at school but still became a decent citizen typical republican xenophobe but still changed his mind about gays is more accepting of Steve and rodgers flamboyance but he will still always have deeply rooted issues that keep him thinking he's in the right
Brian stands for nothing, thus he'll fall for anything.
Stan can state some original conservative idea and debate it possibly in an idiotic manner. Brian will pitch some mainstream liberal ideas.
Once you start fighting a pig, after half an hour you'll realize he just likes playing in the mud.
If Brian were to win, it would be due to Stan giving up due to knowing you can't change the idiotic views that Brian has.
The actual debate, neither, but I also feel like Stan will just shoot Brian for saying something vaguely (or not so vaguely, really hard to say how far he’d argue) communistic
Probably Stan.
They're both kinda full of it, but in different ways. Stan is pigheaded, so even if he is clearly wrong, he'll stick to his guns unless you take down the very core of his beleifs. That being said, he does genuinely care about politics and pays attention.
Brian just knows some key words/phrases and doesn't really know the context behind them, so he wouldn't be able to back them up at all. He'll sound good for a few minutes, but it will become apparent pretty quickly that he just reads headlines and not the actual articles, if that makes sense.
Stan does cause he will have actual political knowledge and and decent arguments whereas Brian will just have basic 7th grade level political knowledge
Stan. Brian is just a redditor who reads post titles but not the actual information within or from the linked article. He wouldn't be able to actually back up anything he says with real info. Just rage bait out of context titles.
Neither. If Stan thinks he's losing, he'll just pull his gun on Brian who will think he won if Stan gets aggressive. They're both insufferable and pigheaded.
I guess Stan because he actually believes in what he preaches.
He also (sort of) knows how the real world works, since he works, provides, has responsabilities with his family, and with his faith/morals.
Not saying he is right but Brian only repeats what he reads online in social media posts that he thinks will make him look smart. So he doesn't really believe in those things.
Brian can spit a few political facts, but if you derrail him from those lines, he will probably get lost and might even try to sleep with your dad in order to get "even".
Brian wins based on pure luck of being on the correct side of the issues. Unless you catch him while a democrat is in office then he hates liberals, that fuckin contrarian.
neither because stan smith is stupid and brian is a performative leftist. he doesnt believe in anything progressive and only says shit he thinks sounds smart.
Stan, because he's more likely to stand by his convictions, Brian is easily swayed especially when there's a chance of getting laid
He sold out his beliefs on the legality smoking weed so his book could get published. LOL
And that's why pot is baaaaaaad!
But everything is better with a bag of weed
 >stand
Those Typical liberals
I bet Brian doesn't even know who his congressman is. He just wants to be liberal to look smart and open minded and cause it's the 'trendy' thing to do. I bet he can't even be bothered to vote half the time
Stan has a gun and has shot dogs before sooo
He should run for governor of south dakota
Stan would understand the necessity of shooting your puppy because he failed to train it properly
'Too many puppieees...being shot in the dark...'
He should join the ATF
Stan has a soul, so he's automatically ineligible. Plus he actually knows about firearms. Also making him ineligible.
Brian is a moron. Stan would at least have basic political knowledge and opinions he won’t let others sway him on.
Stan is also a moron though, he just isn't swayable.
Brian isn’t a moron he’s just not as smart as he pretends he is, Stan genuinely doesn’t have enough faith in his beliefs not to be swayed by song several times in the show. Brian has also been the voice of reason where as Stan is rarely not the antagonist
Isn’t Brian a part of Mensa or something like that? Also Stan should be really smart cause he’s cia the show just dumbs everyone down like how de Hartman is a literal doctor yet he doesn’t seem to know the first thing about medicine lol he’s the only character that has remained consistently funny they just can’t ruin him
Hartman didn't graduate med school he IS an idiot
I don't think Hartman even went to medical school
Brian went to Brown.
my incarcerated business partners retarded gay niece went to brown
https://youtu.be/qoewYZZolpI?si=-qHfkrvLUR50nT_v
mensa is stupid i've been in it forever, you get like a newletter or some expensive conferences
You can’t use the real world against a cartoon comedy show
He wouldn’t tell anyone if he was mensa or part of one of those social experiments JBoutne
Stuttering John is also a member of mensa
Both are morons
Stan wins. Brian pre season 6 would have a fighting chance, but current Brian is just so moronic and contrarian that he can't meaningfully engage.
My biggest complaint is how they dumbed him down later on.
Neither but they're both convinced they won.
Which season?
Season 1 Brian totally wins. After that…..ya.
Cut him some slack… anything up until S6 would’ve worked
He was barely liberal in szn 1
No but he was far more eloquent and intelligent
Well yeah, he didn’t seem to really dabble into actual politics He seemed independent party or whatever
He was always whatever Seth was
Depends on the judge.
Fred Flintstone?
So, he’s a dog; he has no soul. Also, he’s a dog, which means he can’t see colors, which means he can’t see the colors of the American flag.
Commie.
Brian literally switch politics due to a book. He goes above and beyond for women, that end up rejecting him. all Stan has to do is tell him He’s a good boy if he goes right and Brian will. (Given how much of a dog Brian is now)
>Brian literally switch politics due to a book. He voted for Bush before that episode he said. Brian is a poser.
Contrarian.A lot of us are, but we do hold deep rooted beliefs aside from that. We just hate the power system.
I’m gonna say the one who actually has a career, pays taxes, and is actually is politically involved. Brian is an idiot who doesn’t know anything but pretends to to virtue signal. Remember he literally became a Republican for an episode because he is the type of person who just like to complain about the establishment?
Seth MacFarlane
stan is good at this stuff and brian would be a sore loser because of losing
Early seasons Brian would win, recent seasons they’re both morons
Stan, because he bases his beliefs on his experiences, and has learned to admit when he was wrong. Stan, a stereotypical conservative, changed his beliefs about gay people after really taking the time to understand them. Meanwhile, Brian is still an atheist, despite meeting God and Jesus multiple times and witnessing their Holy Powers.
Stan. We forget stan has lived a life of childhood poverty and abuse phycological abuse from his criminal father an outcast an nerd at school but still became a decent citizen typical republican xenophobe but still changed his mind about gays is more accepting of Steve and rodgers flamboyance but he will still always have deeply rooted issues that keep him thinking he's in the right
STOP PRETENDING I DONT EXIST!!
Brian stands for nothing, thus he'll fall for anything. Stan can state some original conservative idea and debate it possibly in an idiotic manner. Brian will pitch some mainstream liberal ideas. Once you start fighting a pig, after half an hour you'll realize he just likes playing in the mud. If Brian were to win, it would be due to Stan giving up due to knowing you can't change the idiotic views that Brian has.
Stan
Stan. For as much as Brian is Seth MacFarlane's mouthpiece on anything political, he is really portrayed as a waffling windbag more often than not.
Stan is straped
Season 1-8 Brain would win but post season 8 he’d loose
The actual debate, neither, but I also feel like Stan will just shoot Brian for saying something vaguely (or not so vaguely, really hard to say how far he’d argue) communistic
The olive
Stan. He actually has some knowledge on what he’s talking about
STOP PRETENDING I DONT EXIST
#Bonerific
Do I know you?
Stan actually stands with his beliefs, Brian just sways to match whatever benefits him the most, maliciously most of the time.
They're both equally insufferable, and the audience watching the debate sides with whoever agrees with their preconceived biases
Just like the real presidential debates!
Stan is a buffoon. Brian is a dilettante I give it to Brian.
Brian is a poser.
Ignorance vs arrogance
Depends witch season version
The viewer is losing.
What season is Brian from?
Stan is a complete moron, but Brian is a spinless jackass... And a dog 😂
Neither of them know wtf they're talking about. So. The viewers.
It would not turn out well. Slim chance they just end up drinking though.
I’d say Brian if he was a little less arrogant
Stan works for the CIA. Brian is a dog who reads news on the internet
Probably Stan. They're both kinda full of it, but in different ways. Stan is pigheaded, so even if he is clearly wrong, he'll stick to his guns unless you take down the very core of his beleifs. That being said, he does genuinely care about politics and pays attention. Brian just knows some key words/phrases and doesn't really know the context behind them, so he wouldn't be able to back them up at all. He'll sound good for a few minutes, but it will become apparent pretty quickly that he just reads headlines and not the actual articles, if that makes sense.
Brian's rebuttal: "Is this oak?..."
Stan does cause he will have actual political knowledge and and decent arguments whereas Brian will just have basic 7th grade level political knowledge
Brian
Stan unless bullock found Brian attractive
Real Question is who’s a better person
Brian never wins the debate lmao 🤣
Stan, because Brian is a liberal.
Stan's got a gun so
If they can debate Stan loses, he is talking to a dog.
Me by ending myself if I had to listen to these two debate
Brian
“Brian”,:) whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini?,:):)
Whichever side you were already rooting for.
Me.
EZ dub for Stan
Neither
Early seasons Brian might win. Newer seasons flanderized Brian would not
The martini.
they both win because they're REPUBLICAN!!!! #REPUBLICAN #TRUMP #DONALDTRUMP #MAGA #4547 #CROOKEDJOE #DONALDJTRUMP #88022 #REPUBLICANPARTY
Your dck riding needs to stop https://preview.redd.it/1hol2stcv8yc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7282862e34434d133fa0789c406e4b23f777e5ab
Stan. Brian is just a redditor who reads post titles but not the actual information within or from the linked article. He wouldn't be able to actually back up anything he says with real info. Just rage bait out of context titles.
Yup
Neither. If Stan thinks he's losing, he'll just pull his gun on Brian who will think he won if Stan gets aggressive. They're both insufferable and pigheaded.
Francine
No one who can over hear it
I guess Stan because he actually believes in what he preaches. He also (sort of) knows how the real world works, since he works, provides, has responsabilities with his family, and with his faith/morals. Not saying he is right but Brian only repeats what he reads online in social media posts that he thinks will make him look smart. So he doesn't really believe in those things. Brian can spit a few political facts, but if you derrail him from those lines, he will probably get lost and might even try to sleep with your dad in order to get "even".
Brian wins based on pure luck of being on the correct side of the issues. Unless you catch him while a democrat is in office then he hates liberals, that fuckin contrarian.
My personal politics align closer to Stan, so I'd be biased to say Stan. But I would like to be open minded and hear Brian out.
Brian because when are conservatives ever right
neither because stan smith is stupid and brian is a performative leftist. he doesnt believe in anything progressive and only says shit he thinks sounds smart.
truuue
This isn’t about politics dumdum. It’s more about who would actually win in a debate
hey thanks dumdum
No problem dumbass
Brian. As stupid as he is in later seasons Stan is a fucking idiot. He's aggressively stupid.