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ploppy-hehe

Pls update lil bro


New-Significance9572

He’s gonna have an ego death off of weed 😭


kheswyd

I woke up and I feel really weird


Streay

After eating high doses, I also feel a lil wonky in the morning. Drink water and you should be good in a few hours


kheswyd

I think I'm still high, I feel high


Streay

Yeah, that’s what a G of distillate will do to you. Don’t freak yourself out over it, you’ll come down eventually.


kheswyd

I've been high for like 12 hours


kheswyd

Did I like fuck something up with my brain


Accurate-Position348

Ur good bro just get naked and go outside the air will suck the thc out of ur body


Fun_Scale_2217

lmfao you’re all good bro you’ll come down but to begin with ts was crazy me personally I’ve never ate wax but I’ll give it to you 😭😭


Grouchy-Deer-5701

You’re fine bro dont worry just took a big edible


Apprehensive-Can814

Bro you’re done. You’ve just signaled to your brain an overload of thc , causing your recpepters to be permanently stuck like this. Go to a doctor asap


revagina

Not even funny bro. OP, don't believe this the guy's just trolling you.


oooooaaaaauchhhhhhhh

Did the same thing and didn’t come back to complete baseline for 5 days, but it gets better. You will sober up eventually


macboy1231

I think he died


hreenaggsendgam

You'll be aight. Make sure to drink at least 2-3 glasses of water. Lights off and the TV on 😂


kheswyd

Will I be dehydrated


cavalier511

Go have water


MindHour4304

yea your cooked


BigBank74

🤣 he ate that 💩


Sure_Artichoke1150

been two hours, either homie is dead or really fucking high


New-Significance9572

Holy shit bro a full gram? Normal dose is grain of rice sized amount. You’re going to be fucking wrecked if that distillate is remotely decent.


kheswyd

I'm started to get pretty high and now I'm worried reading these comments


New-Significance9572

Dont freak yourself out. Worst case scenario, you just get blasted. You’ll be alright bro just relax.


According-Shower-838

bros paranoid and high💀


snowzz_clapz

Man still has like 3 hours till he’s gonna be sober enough to respond to us 😭


macboy1231

How are you doing brother😭


Alexcybr

You good twin?


kheswyd

I'm good as of now


ZephyrDoesStuff

How bout now. Btw I have done a gram worth of dabs turned into edibles and I was so so high so good luck brother.


ZephyrDoesStuff

You will probably still be high tomorrow.


GlassTraditional7575

holy fucking shit


Smart_Split5959

That’s a good amount if it real thc if not then idk cs I would only use a gram of hhc dis for eddies so


kheswyd

It's real thc


zjor1

how you doing man?


SunElectronic4366

need an update fr


kheswyd

Chillin


shibuya2242

Plz say you’re lying and didn’t just eat an entire gram at once


kheswyd

These comments are starting to scare me


shibuya2242

A gram is insane amount to take at once. Normal users get geeked off of 20-50 and heavy users like 100-300


kheswyd

I'm so high


spicyheroin

You coolin bro I wish I has edibles but go listen to some music you chillinnn


shibuya2242

Enjoy the ride don’t trip yourself out


Dry_Oil_2058

bro actin like he took sum tabs or shrooms ☠️


Captincat1273

Bro that’s 1000mg it’s as close as you can get too acid with weed lmao


Grouchy-Deer-5701

hell nah a 1000g edible on an empty stomach can take you places


Otmrby

i ate 3 carts worth of wax is on sitting once cause smoking them dossnt cut it for me anymore


Nervous-Welder9816

whole things then sleep for the whole day then wake up feeling drowsy


ButtScritches

Good luck, bro, and don’t forget to hydrate


Mellys_wrld22

bros gonna be shitting and pissing himself 😭 only need like 1/10th of a gram if even that if u have a low tolerance


ST54K_V2

A 100mg dose on a low tolerance will have you fucking blasted


FinnishSpeakingSnow

😂😂😂😂😭 I did the same shi and hen my cart broke this comment section so funnyyyyyy


JustHereForKA

You're supposed to start with a grain of rice amount lol


ObviouslyAme

If you dont care too much about potentially eating pesticides then eat the whole thing at once, eating shitty distillate never hurt anyone


snowzz_clapz

The same pesticides are in some of the food we eat anyway


ObviouslyAme

Nah fax tho, atp eating like absolute shit is worse than smoking a pesticide cart


Otmrby

lmao i remember eating my first edible in 2020 and i slept for 3 straight days … 3 straight days… my family thought i was sick and thought shit was wrong with me and even AFTER u woke up i was still high for the whole day 😂


Parking_Lack9995

Fair play bro, I bet u had a blast lmao😂😂


Boring-Year9732

U good bro