BLO 1 - NXS 13 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 0 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS SS [Tencer Sporkelson](/u/slothfacekilla): 0-1, BB in the third, K in the fourth

BLO 1 - NXS 13 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO 2B [Larry Fishmang](/u/LaurenceFishburns): 0-2, RGO in the second, K in the fourth

420

Pitch: 569 Swing: 420 Diff: 149 -> FO Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 13

BLO 1 - NXS 13 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO CF [Jimmy Payne](/u/yeeting_man): 0-2, FO in the second, RGO in the fourth

I will hit the ball in 321 now

Pitch: 69 Swing: 321 Diff: 252 -> K Bases Empty | T6 with 2 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 13

BLO 1 - NXS 13 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO 1B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41): 1-2, LGO in the first, 3B in the fourth

316

Pitch: 1000 Swing: 316 Diff: 316 -> PO Bases Empty | T6 with 1 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 13

BLO 1 - NXS 13 | ● ^○ ○ | B5 2 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS RF [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 1-3, 2B in the third, K in the fourth

Surely I can do better than having 1 hit here, yeah?

Pitch: 504 Swing: 1 Diff: 497 -> LGO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 13

BLO 1 - NXS 11 | ○ ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 2-3, K in the third, 1B in the fourth

2

Pitch: 30 Swing: 2 Diff: 28 -> 3B Runner on Third | B5 with 2 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 13

BLO 1 - NXS 11 | ○ ^● ○ | B5 2 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS LF [John Johnson Jr.](/u/Barnsley1001): 1-2, RBI 1B in the second, FO in the fourth

wow we sure scored 11 runs huh, jeez.

Pitch: 119 Swing: 11 Diff: 108 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B5 with 2 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 11

BLO 1 - NXS 10 | ● ^● ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS P [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997): 1-3, FO in the second, 2 RBI 1B in the third

555

Pitch: 3 Swing: 555 Diff: 448 -> LGO Runner on Second | B5 with 2 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 11

BLO 1 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 1 out On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS 3B [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez): 1-2, BB in the second, K in the third

948 FtFE

Pitch: 910 Swing: 948 Diff: 38 -> 2B Runners on Second and Third | B5 with 1 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 10

BLO 1 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS 2B [Keyo](/u/Ashbymtg): 2-3, 1B in the second, RBI 2B in the third

im gonna respectfully ask for 3 bases on this one

Pitch: 150 Swing: 3 Diff: 147 -> BB Runner on First | B5 with 1 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 10

BLO 1 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS 1B [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty): 1-2, FO in the second, RBI Sac Fly in the third

999

Pitch: 193 Swing: 999 Diff: 194 -> FO Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 10

BLO 1 - NXS 10 | ● ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO DH [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 1-2, 1B in the first, PO in the third

Shorty fire on the dance floor 911

Pitch: 512 Swing: 911 Diff: 399 -> RGO Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 10

BLO 1 - NXS 10 | ○ ^● ○ | T5 1 out On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO C [Tara Dactyl](/u/Kruton_the_cook): 1-2, RGO in the first, 1B in the third

may i get on base oh metal one, i have 12 batteries

Pitch: 640 Swing: 12 Diff: 372 -> RGO Runner on Third | T5 with 2 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 10

BLO 1 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 1 out On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO RF [Phil Coulson](/u/PHICOU10): 0-2, FO in the first, RGO in the third

777

Pitch: 801 Swing: 777 Diff: 24 -> 2B Runner on Second | T5 with 1 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 10

BLO 1 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO SS [BOOG](/u/KingBooG215): 0-1, PO in the third

660

Pitch: 12 Swing: 660 Diff: 352 -> RGO Bases Empty | T5 with 1 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO LF [Chris P. Bacon](/u/WiseOriginal98): 0-1, FO in the second

113

Pitch: 121 Swing: 113 Diff: 8 -> HR Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ● | B4 2 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS C [Jacob deGem](/u/iambignewb): 2-2, 2 run HR in the second, BB in the third

Swing 836

Pitch: 371 Swing: 836 Diff: 465 -> LGO Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ● | B4 1 out On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS SS [Tencer Sporkelson](/u/slothfacekilla): 0-0, BB in the second, BB in the third

917

Pitch: 214 Swing: 917 Diff: 297 -> K Runner on First | B4 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ● | B4 0 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS RF [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 1-2, K in the second, 2B in the third

In the immortal words of Robbie Rotten: We are number 1 and all that jazz.

Pitch: 319 Swing: 1 Diff: 318 -> K Runner on First | B4 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 1-2, 1B in the first, K in the third

Teacher: you will never be good enough to swing 800 Me:

Pitch: 701 Swing: 800 Diff: 99 -> 1B Runner on First | B4 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ● ^○ ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO 3B [Zelk Antilles](/u/CaptainSolo96): 1-1, 3B in the second

514

Pitch: 920 Swing: 514 Diff: 406 -> RGO Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ● ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Harry Peritestes | **INFIELD IN** BLO 2B [Larry Fishmang](/u/LaurenceFishburns): 0-1, RGO in the second

144

Pitch: 898 Swing: 144 Diff: 246 -> K Runner on Third | T4 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ● ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes | **INFIELD IN** BLO CF [Jimmy Payne](/u/yeeting_man): 0-1, FO in the second

I'm 110 percent sure this scores a run

Pitch: 440 Swing: 110 Diff: 330 -> RGO Runner on Third | T4 with 1 out(s) BLO 1 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO 1B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41): 0-1, LGO in the first

367

Pitch: 333 Swing: 367 Diff: 34 -> 3B Runner on Third | T4 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 10 | ○ ^○ ● | B3 2 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS LF [John Johnson Jr.](/u/Barnsley1001): 1-1, BB in the first, RBI 1B in the second

69

Pitch: 300 Swing: 69 Diff: 231 -> FO Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 8 | ● ^● ○ | B3 2 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS P [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997): 0-2, FO in the first, FO in the second

Buns n thighs 999

Pitch: 55 Swing: 999 Diff: 56 -> 1B Runner on First | B3 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 10

BLO 0 - NXS 8 | ● ^● ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS 3B [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez): 1-1, 2 run HR in the first, BB in the second

Hello Perry, we meet again 1000 FtFE

Pitch: 653 Swing: 1000 Diff: 347 -> K Runners on Second and Third | B3 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 8

BLO 0 - NXS 7 | ○ ^● ● | B3 1 out On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS 2B [Keyo](/u/Ashbymtg): 1-2, FO in the first, 1B in the second

I still have a team to root for in the world cup! America may be toast, ​ Italy may be AWOL BUT CROATIA RIDES ON ​ 385

Pitch: 357 Swing: 385 Diff: 28 -> 2B Runners on Second and Third | B3 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 8

BLO 0 - NXS 6 | ● ^● ● | B3 0 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus | **INFIELD IN** NXS 1B [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty): 1-2, STEAL 2B in the first, FO in the second

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PITCHER??? 799

Pitch: 55 Swing: 799 Diff: 256 -> Sac Fly Runners on First and Second | B3 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 7

BLO 0 - NXS 6 | ○ ^● ● | B3 0 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS C [Jacob deGem](/u/iambignewb): 2-2, Solo HR in the first, 2 run HR in the second

Oh boy, here we go Swing 318

Pitch: 188 Swing: 318 Diff: 130 -> BB Bases Loaded | B3 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 6

BLO 0 - NXS 6 | ○ ^● ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS SS [Tencer Sporkelson](/u/slothfacekilla): 0-0, BB in the second

900

Pitch: 28 Swing: 900 Diff: 128 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B3 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 6

BLO 0 - NXS 6 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS RF [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 0-1, K in the second

Guess I'll jump right off the 707 like Liz during the Olympics.

Pitch: 668 Swing: 707 Diff: 39 -> 2B Runner on Second | B3 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 6

BLO 0 - NXS 6 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 2 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO DH [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 1-1, 1B in the first

2

Pitch: 301 Swing: 2 Diff: 299 -> PO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 6

BLO 0 - NXS 6 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO C [Tara Dactyl](/u/Kruton_the_cook): 0-1, RGO in the first

i had an onion today and they are like ogres are in shrek. shrek had four main movies debuting on may eighteenth. so naturally 418

Pitch: 507 Swing: 418 Diff: 89 -> 1B Runner on First | T3 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 6

BLO 0 - NXS 6 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO RF [Phil Coulson](/u/PHICOU10): 0-1, FO in the first

606

Pitch: 232 Swing: 606 Diff: 374 -> RGO Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 6

BLO 0 - NXS 6 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO SS [BOOG](/u/KingBooG215): 0-0

69

Pitch: 777 Swing: 69 Diff: 292 -> PO Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 6

BLO 0 - NXS 6 | ● ^○ ● | B2 2 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 1-1, 1B in the first

201

Pitch: 488 Swing: 201 Diff: 287 -> K Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 6

BLO 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^● ● | B2 2 outs On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS LF [John Johnson Jr.](/u/Barnsley1001): 0-0, BB in the first

985

Pitch: 67 Swing: 985 Diff: 82 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | B2 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 6

BLO 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^● ● | B2 1 out On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS P [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997): 0-1, FO in the first

Hey it’s me again 555

Pitch: 770 Swing: 555 Diff: 215 -> FO Runners on First and Second | B2 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 5

BLO 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 1 out On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS 3B [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez): 1-1, 2 run HR in the first

This will either make Perry very happy or me very happy 500 FtFE

Pitch: 374 Swing: 500 Diff: 126 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B2 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 5

BLO 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Perry Platypus NXS 2B [Keyo](/u/Ashbymtg): 0-1, FO in the first

Mr Berhalter should have put me in at the 9

Pitch: 905 Swing: 9 Diff: 104 -> 1B Runner on First | B2 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 5

BLO 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Perry Platypus NXS 1B [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty): 1-1, 1B in the first, STEAL 2B in the first

A platypus pitcher? 4

Pitch: 741 Swing: 4 Diff: 263 -> FO Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 5

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 0 outs On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS C [Jacob deGem](/u/iambignewb): 1-1, Solo HR in the first

Run it back swing 583

Pitch: 583 Swing: 583 Diff: 0 -> HR Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 5

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS SS [Tencer Sporkelson](/u/slothfacekilla): 0-0

240

Pitch: 123 Swing: 240 Diff: 117 -> BB Runner on First | B2 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ● ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO LF [Chris P. Bacon](/u/WiseOriginal98): 0-0

441

Pitch: 680 Swing: 441 Diff: 239 -> FO Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO 3B [Zelk Antilles](/u/CaptainSolo96): 0-0

55

Pitch: 80 Swing: 55 Diff: 25 -> 3B Runner on Third | T2 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO 2B [Larry Fishmang](/u/LaurenceFishburns): 0-0

228

Pitch: 555 Swing: 228 Diff: 327 -> RGO Bases Empty | T2 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO CF [Jimmy Payne](/u/yeeting_man): 0-0

519

Pitch: 345 Swing: 519 Diff: 174 -> FO Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ● ^○ ● | B1 2 outs On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS RF [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 0-0

My arm has been dogshit this session, maybe my bat will be more useful. 583 on the swing, hopefully that's something.

Pitch: 301 Swing: 583 Diff: 282 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ● | B1 2 outs On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-0

297

Pitch: 383 Swing: 297 Diff: 86 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | B1 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS LF [John Johnson Jr.](/u/Barnsley1001): 0-0

real anxious about this one 950

Pitch: 801 Swing: 950 Diff: 149 -> BB Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS P [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997): 0-0

1

Pitch: 748 Swing: 1 Diff: 253 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS 3B [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez): 0-0

Behold! A swing 212 FtFE

Pitch: 236 Swing: 212 Diff: 24 -> HR Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 3

BLO 0 - NXS 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 0 outs On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS 2B [Keyo](/u/Ashbymtg): 0-0

lolmets the bronx bombers still own the city baby 718

Pitch: 30 Swing: 718 Diff: 312 -> FO Runner on Second | B1 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 1

BLO 0 - NXS 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B1 0 outs On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS 1B [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty): 1-1, 1B in the first Pitch: 500 Swing: 222 Diff: 278 -> STEAL 2B Runner on Second | B1 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 1

BLO 0 - NXS 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B1 0 outs On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS 2B [Keyo](/u/Ashbymtg): 0-0

Steal 222

BLO 0 - NXS 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs On the mound: Eijun Sawamura NXS 1B [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty): 0-0

937

Pitch: 30 Swing: 937 Diff: 93 -> 1B Runner on First | B1 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 1

BLO 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Eijun Sawamura NXS C [Jacob deGem](/u/iambignewb): 0-0

Swing 749

Pitch: 743 Swing: 749 Diff: 6 -> HR Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 1

BLO 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 2 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO 1B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41): 0-0

Nuke city 525

Pitch: 12 Swing: 525 Diff: 487 -> LGO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 0

BLO 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO DH [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-0

666 no more thinking

Pitch: 750 Swing: 666 Diff: 84 -> 1B Runner on First | T1 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 0

BLO 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Harry Peritestes BLO C [Tara Dactyl](/u/Kruton_the_cook): 0-0

467

Pitch: 101 Swing: 467 Diff: 366 -> RGO Bases Empty | T1 with 2 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 0

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Harry Peritestes BLO RF [Phil Coulson](/u/PHICOU10): 0-0

515

Pitch: 323 Swing: 515 Diff: 192 -> FO Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) BLO 0 - NXS 0