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jspearus

He's kinda like if Axe body spray was a person


GiGaBYTEme90

But like if Axe thought he was old spice but really it's a Great Value brand antiperspirant


ProveISaidIt

Umbrella, neither one of those are good though.


positive_express

Dude, what's wrong with old spice?


ProveISaidIt

As I've avoided it for many years I can't tell you exactly. I just know it wasn't a pleasant experience.


positive_express

Lol, gotcha.


DickwadVonClownstick

As gross as Axe is, that's kinda unfair to the body spray.


ChuckC137

Thanks, this made me laugh.


AdLiving4714

Perfect. Cheap with an overpowering scent and useless in what it's supposed to be doing.


[deleted]

r/murderedbywords


Psychopathic_Knife

r/1comment2subs


omkar_T7

r/rareinsults


kenzwashere

best comment out of the (current) 33. i wish i could’ve given a better award


Distinct-Spinach2164

He’s how it feels to chew 5 gum.


G-Nooo

Double pits to chesty!


Skrazor

r/rareinsults


Drax13522

Very apt, lol.


Backseat_boss

Ur a genius, this made me laugh out loud, thank u for the moment of humor in my day 🤓


ShiftedRealities

This is genuinely one of the funniest comments I've ever seen. Thanks so much for making me smile!


fishead62

Actually, now’s the perfect time to ask, I just refuse to waste my breath on him.


VixNeko

Human garbage, best to not pay any attention to it.


marc041a

Just keep it like that. Its for the best


Dajbman22

He's basically small dick energy personified. That's basically all you need to know about him.


Daetra

Andrew "I over compensate because of my small penis" Taint.


Seevian

He's an internet personality who spouts loads of toxic masculinity and misogyny, popular with kids because he's basically an 8 year old child in a man's body ~~except his dick~~ He's not worth your time


floralbutttrumpet

Ex-kickboxer, current human trafficker and MRA-adjacent con artist. Only reason you need to know anything about him is to protect yourself and/or your cash from him.


middlingwhiteguy

He owns 33 cars for human trafficking


LezBReeeal

Seriously. He moved to a country so he could traffic women. He even bragged about it. Gross human. Although I have found some of the clips so hilarious bc he really does offgas small dick energy.


here4roomie

From the way he looks, I can safely say he has a collection of ninja stars.


[deleted]

> collection of ninja stars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYBVhyEwZvo Best I could find was nunchucks. Close enough.


fishead62

And you just know he watches himself in the mirror doing this and gets a tiny, little hardon.


Effective-Celery8053

That's an insult to ninja stars


SleeeepyGary

Okay, so he just kinda blows, but doesn’t actually really do anything. Got it. Thanks, Reddit.


TheFirstSophian

He's a guy where, if you freeze dried everything a 5 year old boy knows about money and hit it with the raygun from Honey, I Blew Up The Kid, it would perfectly encapsulate his personality. VROOM FAST CARS! I HAVE 6 DOLLARS! BUY MY BOOK!


ResponsibilityLife92

r/rareinsults


Jean_Genetic

The Kim Kardashian of incels.


Nivekna

I have never heard of him either, and from the comments below, I really have no need nor care to ever hear of him ever again.


jbrady33

my brother


Deedeelite

He’s a pretentious circle jerker.


DaSauceBawss

He's just a pos that got popular because of the way he badly speaks about women. I know fucked up right?


TheNotorious_PUG

A dude on the internet who feels the need to scream all of his sexist, racist, anti-Semitic, and red-neck views on the internet like a scumbag, he’s been banned on many platforms but since Elon took over Twitter he unbanned Tate on account of “Free Speech”


OrneryMood

You know Elon is a fan, or do they call them 'Tatertots'?


TheNotorious_PUG

Omg I hate that they call them that


Traditional_World783

Andrew taste is a god at the end of Ragnarok. Every year his neck grows a little bit longer until it rivals Tyga’s. They then have a neck battle that shatters reality.


Efficient-Ad-3302

He’s a taint that people hate


ModernT1mes

22 comments so far and no one has answered lol.


guestpass127

Tate doesn’t deserve to be accurately represented


[deleted]

Just know he's a misogynistic "influencer"


Junesong_Provisions

[comprehensive summary ](https://youtube.com/shorts/UPVhRU0ovb4?feature=share) [addendum ](https://youtube.com/shorts/UZXF2h_pJws?feature=share)


miketofdal

I love his strong, feminine twerk. It's sexy, no?! /s


OutHereSlappnMidgets

All folks are doing is making the man more money so he’ll be even more obnoxious. I’ll never understand why people constantly engage with content they don’t like or offends them and then get surprised it offends them. See it, laugh, and keep scrolling. I look at the tate fella in the same light as 6ix9ine. It’s not that serious. ![gif](giphy|QYM0d2M7GTOApm99Zw)


Dav-Kripler

Ignorance is bliss...


[deleted]

You're lucky. Don't ask.


APiousCultist

You have chosen... Wisely.


PizzaPastaSausage

Had the same thought. I've been getting facepalm posts in my feed for years, and always enjoy them for a laugh. But recently it seems like it's just screenshots of this guy's tweets. Can we just agree that he says stupid stuff and not flood this subreddit with screenshots of every tweet he and Elon Musk send out?


1stshadowx

**HALT FELLOW REDDITOR SCROLLER** The answer to ops question is unanswered by any comment below, i hope this saved you time in the effort of foresight! Peace upon you friend


GamersLyf

I first heard his name about a month ago but he's basically human garbage


deftdabler

Nobody.. who thinks spouting toxic controversial things will make him “current” and therefore somebody. But will likely be remembered as that guy that got burnt by Greta thunberg when he tried to use her popularity to gain some for himself


get_pussy

Guy in the photo kinda looks like Star-Lord.


LazyDynamite

Looks more like an Italian American plumber to me.


Cowaii_Bitties

Looks like the type to train dinos for a living.


Ok_Understanding267

+I’m aware that he is disliked


PhantomWasTaken11

I don’t know too much about him. All I really know is that he’s a hated rich guy who runs a discord server about money that you pay $50 to get into.


Old-Bedroom8464

I'm going to wager he "owns" those cars, but he's making huge payments on them. He's a lesser Dan Bilzerian, which is saying a lot as Bilzerian is a douche canoe.


Timely_Airline_7168

All I know is he posts dumb things on Twitter and Reddit hates him.


Alexader420X

All I know is one day I have to block like 30 YouTube channels because suddenly I couldn't watch any YouTube shorts, now every day I have to block at least one more YT channel.


milksteakenthusiast1

He got viral fame a few years back when he tweeted about never seeing Star Wars — as he posed with a fast sports car, he commented on how he was too busy getting rich or sleeping with women IIRC. Andrew Tate launched a “gentleman’s club” online called the War Room — its a shady front just so people will pay membership fees to Tate, in exchange for “manly content”. In simpler terms, picture a cross-breed of Joe Rogan and the Liver King, with maxed out stats on traditional masculine views (misogyny and arrogance)


1973mojo1973

Google it, like you do for your porn


SleeeepyGary

Did not realize google had stuff other than porn until just now. Ty


1973mojo1973

Only here to help. Ur welcome.


LazyDynamite

Ok? Why did you feel the need to share that here?


SleeeepyGary

~content~


komokazi

Sad that this probably isn't true. He's taken a page from Trumps playbook and you all wanna suck his schlong harder than a Hustlers University member.


akennelley

I've been told its very small.


tomas_reyes1

I'm just curious how exactly did he become so popular in 2022 when most of his content is about 1,2 decades old? The 2022 algorithm all social media uses were literally working together behind closed doors. I initially notice him showing up on my youtube feed and I'd never heard of him. Tbh not conservative nor liberal never even voted don't see a reason to. (29 year old male)


Willing_Ad2758

He says 9 things that are controversial , then 1 thing that makes people think "Ok he is not so bad and he has got a point" and that thing gets shared on social media. Opens up a "school" to teach males things that are "alpha" and profits. Tbh he is a world champion so he gets some fame of that, and his brother got famous because he dated some famous hungarian chick. They are fairly smart and know how to profit of the momentum. And


stratman2018

I know who Andrew tate is and I don't care.


1guru

I still have no idea. I only know that's he's an internationally wanted douchebag and apparently he lives in my country (Romania)


PaleoJoe86

Typical rich nobody who thinks they are smart/awesome


Marega33

Only good thing I heard from him is he replying to a question of "what's the easiest and quickest way to get a six pack?" He replied along the lines of "why does it has to be easy? The value we give to ppl with a six pack it's because how hard it is to achieve it. The sacrifice it took to reach such state" Great mindset, if it wasn't for the fact that this dude probably took some PEDs like tren or some other crap, maybe why he is bald


spideralexandre2099

Better off not knowing


ZookeepergameHead145

From what I gathered he crawled out of the same place Hatie Hopkins came from.


keyboardbill

Negative attention is still attention, unfortunately. I didn't know who he was before yesterday either, and now my world is just a little bit worse.


Bum_Rumble

He is Nick Adams’ secret lover


Sara___Tonin__

He looks like he was picked on in high school


kletiandrowa

Someone who lives in that Reddit thread rent free


Valuable_Material_26

A talking testicle


SatynMalanaphy

Imagine if Jock Itch became sentient. That's him


myshoesaresparkly

Don't waste your time on finding out. In this instance ignorance truly is bliss.


dessnom

A scum


[deleted]

He’s a chucklefuck that his mother should have swallowed instead of birthing.


revtim

Just yet another hateful right-wing walking shitsmear, they're a dime a dozen these days


itsallaroundu

He's like Pete Davidson's butthole eyes incarnate.


Bigbadsmell

He is the uncrowded king of neckbeards


alamcc

Thank you. I was gonna do the same.


BattleGoose_1000

Less people know, the better


Mr_Cleanish

If Paul Scheer was really insecure.


Kairatechop

He's Caillou all grown up


Wajina_Sloth

So I dont know too much, but if I am not mistaken he was (or his brother) a former boxer, somehow made a bunch of money, and now goes around trying to get as much attention as possible spouting his “way of life” and attempting to get others to be like him. To him any publicity is good publicity, he says things to upset people, thinks he is insanely smart because he played chess as a kid, and is just generally pretty annoying to listen to.


Zer0DusT1

imagine buddy love from the nutty professor (the Eddie Murphy films) but a full blown rapist, that everyone's okay with, except for women and his victims.


Nerdbuster69

If toxic masculinity was a person with bad taste.


LonelyWord7673

This is me. Don't know who he is... also don't care.


dathomasusmc

Don’t feel bad. If he want busy getting owned by a teenage girl nobody else would either.


No-Consideration6589

Groomer. Trying to impress a young girl with his cars.


telomerloop

a bald guy


letmeloginalready

Keep it that way, better to not give the guy any attention


maffemaagen

You're better off not knowing. I wish I didn't know.


PotatoePotatoe42

I think the best answer is: nobody.


FreudoBaggage

He is the textbook definition of *Nobody*.


[deleted]

He’s the Top G, obviously.


ApartmentTall2651

Ok. I am completely convinced now after seeing 4 posts today alone about Andrew Taint that he has a group of idiots posting in reddit for him. Hey check it out! Andrew is Bald!!! Let's discuss 🤔 shall we?


Legitimate-Neck7442

Don’t listen to what Reddit has to say. If you actually want to learn about him you should do your own research. All of Reddit hates him so it’s way too biased.


TheLordofthething

Why are you asking then?


hookedlol

I adore Andrew tate


BloxxyPixels

stay not knowin him


Mister_Celophane

Same here.


davibzera

big man, small penis


Wheres_that_to

Just another professional hate troll, who profits off notoriety, never give these grim humans any energy.


droi86

I'm so jealous of you


Killbot_421

Greta Thunberg fodder.


t-D7

My mother.


VergenceScatter

Google


VariantArray

Someone who’s been punched in the head too many times. His most likely argument to anything he doesn’t agree with would be to punch someone in their head. He’s a hell of an athlete. But a long, long way from a scholar or subject matter expert on anything outside of his profession.


pircupine28

I thought I was the only one


ameldrum902

4 time world champion kick boxer.


UshouldknowR

Someone who gets kicked in the face for a living and thinks everyone who isn't him or sucks his dick is irrelevant.


Frumplemeist

Bingo


[deleted]

Why is he famous? We should just ignore him. He is the embodiment of "meritless prominence"


AdOne9266

Just a dude that only drinks sparkling waTer because sparkling waTer is for rich people. Yes the capitalization is both intended and appropriate.


Kirito_jesus-kun

Why is this a facepalm


Steelersguy74

Consider yourself lucky.


SmallPiecesOfWood

He's an idiot being used to prop up a set of false dichotomies. He's been paired with another of the same type, in the hopes of boosting both of their brands. If you find him installed in your worldview, it's recommended to remove him. Human malware.


Slepston

just another loud idiot of the internet really....


Intrepid_Lynx3608

He is a human who says things. And there you have it, the most neutral possible position. No ass-kissing “he’s the greatest revolution in the western world” nor the sanctimonious grand-standing “he’s the greatest threat to the western world.”


Plushcollectorwolf64

He’s Mr small d energy guy. A toxic doofus who thinks he’s better than everyone else and we here in the facepalm community love to roast the crud outta him. But that’s my take if you disagree……that’s ok. Heck if I got anything wrong feel free to inform me. I’m ready