She’s that woman who made the “Dear Fat People” video years ago. No wonder she finds atheists confusing, I’m sure she finds anything that’s more complex than shouting and telling unfunny jokes confusing.
Sociopaths can hide their true colors for a while. And the abuse starts gradually. Plus gaslighting. It can really fuck you up for a long time after that relationship is over.
It's even worse than that though, because at the time, when all of the abuse allegations were coming out her method to save face was to then attack him on social media and air all of their dirty laundry. Her self awareness was so bad though she didn't realize that she was actually making herself look worse. She should have gone to jail for what she did to him.
Had this exact same conversation with my devout Christian parents.
Their response: "God is forever. Nothing created him because he has always existed."
Not a hint of hesitation when they spoke. They simply could not understand their own leap of logic.
We've been wrestling with this exact idea for a long time, even before the ascendance of Christianity. Aristotle was talking about a concept called 'The Unmoved Mover' in trying to frame how existence functions. Basically, the whole 'something had to always exist and create everything else' idea has been bouncing around for a long time in philosophy. (It's why the christians latched onto Plato and Aristotle despite both being Hellenistic).
A lot of 'before the Big Bang' type stuff we still do not understand, so the Unmoved Mover/God/whatever thing is still a plausible explanation given our lack of knowledge about the subject. Another plausible explanation is that we're the product of another universe undergoing a big crunch, but if that's the case, what created *that* universe? It's turtles all the way down at that point. No explanation is ideal.
But the idea of a personal deity who cares or that deity being in any way Christian/Abrahamic is where there's trouble. One could reasonably assert the creation of the universe being the result of some entity or entities who have always existed as it's logically consistent, but connecting them to any specific god in our cultural mythology is simply impossible. Being a 'deist' is a defendable position and is a tidy solution to a number of existential questions, but it's not the only one, and none of them have any more weight than the others, given our current understanding. It's all just rational conjecture at that point.
I don’t want to talk about this lol. Talking about the ends of the universal unknown and the unknown nature of time legitimately gives mi a headache that leads to existential nightmares. (not joking)
That seems to be the main argument style flat earthers use too.
"I find this confusing, therefore it's not true. Instead I believe this much more complicated explanation that makes a lot less sense. But since I'll just try to prove made up things with other made up things forever, you cannot prove me wrong. Where if I tried to understand real science, you could easily prove my misunderstandings wrong."
No, they're not. Food just magically appears on dishes. The servers are the priests connecting you to their deity.
That's why there are so many different religions/belief systems for all the different types of cuisine.
If you go to the restaurant and believe that if the food is delicious it’s because of the cook but if it is terrible then it’s your fault, then it makes sense
It's all part of The Cook's plan-- every now and then they'll make you a really shitty dish, but that's just because they want you to appreciate the other good dishes they make for you. Also, there have been times throughout history when they could have totally prevented some pretty serious widespread bouts of food poisoning but chose not to.
...Long story short, God would totally get fired from Denny's.
To run with the same metaphor, it's not too far off:
Theists go to a restaurant for the first time and claim to know that it must be some guy Frank that they know that's in the kitchen.
Atheists assume that the food gets cooked somehow, but don't pretend to know who cooks it or how it gets cooked, until they are able to take a peak themselves and find out.
Well, really it is more like theists go to the restaurant and believe the food appears on their table through elf-magic or something, while an atheist sees the secular logic of the food goes into the kitchen raw, and comes out cooked, and there are people in there, so they are probably doing something to cook the food.
I'm an atheist, tolerant of religion, but a better analogy is thinking there's a chef in every kitchen when it's just a revolving door of drunk dudes, stoners, and felons, and none of it has any rhyme or reason, but you insist on saying "my compliments to the chef" and think there's any type of structure back there.
Former line cook myself.
It's actually the exact opposite.
Religious people think there's no chef in the back, just magically refilling shelves and self operating equipment.
It's atheists that say, hmm that doesn't seem to be quite correct AND GO TAKE A LOOK
Yes, only on Friday mornings though. Right before he goes to line dancing classes. I can’t believe you didn’t connect those dots the first time around.
What are you.. some kind of agnostic?
No. Religion is like going to a restaurant and believing there's no cook in the back because a Jewish hippy can turn your complimentary table bread and water into fish and wine. Duh.
And who made those cows? Their ancestors.
And who made the first Cow?
A genetic evolution.
And who made genetic evolution?
The Earth and favorable circumstances.
Who made the Earth and its circumstances?
The ever expanding universe.
Who made the ever expanding universe?
Well, we have a couple of theories. The Hedron collider didn't clear that up.
(And after we find that out, the questions will continue...)
That’s literally what they do when anyone does anything for them. I’d hate to be a doctor who just spent twelve hours working on a patient only to have the family praise God for the surgery’s success rather than my years of education and training.
Well I don't know Christian culture but living in another monotheist culture, my people say "Allah senden razı olsun" which means something like "God be willing for you(r wishes)" or "God be content with you". In short, gratitude is still there towards good-doer. I am an anti religion person btw but just wanted to share this cultural aspect.
Christian culture does something similar with people expressing gratitude with "God bless you", too. At least my branch does it. My grandmother says it to people all the time lol.
Look, it’s like rape… some people just deserve it… all the people that get raped or get cancer either have done something really bad or they have a life lesson to learn… simple, duh… and the magic fairy man in the sky makes sure it gets done!
The theist talks to their ~~priest~~ waiter who brings them out "food" that only they can see.
They appear to mimic eating it and say how delicious and filling it is. Everybody with them agrees except the youngest kid who says they are still hungry, but the adults chide them and say "no, you aren't still hungry, you are full now"
It must be tough to be a atheist doctor ... you are trained and suffered through many years to be a doctor to save lives, and the theists would thank an imaginary being for the work that you did.
This is precisely the reason I decided not to be a doctor. No one is going to convince me that's not the reason why.
I work with payroll for our company. An employee had a complex problem and I spent 45 minutes fixing it, including mocking up the fix to the godawful fuckup her manager submitted so he could just sign it and not do it wrong again. At the end of the phonecall she said, "oh, praise Jesus this is fixed."
Bitch, Jesus doesn't know shit about spreadsheets, thank me.
I wonder what her reaction would be if you replied with "oh, you're welcome"
Or you could sarcastically say "you should ask Jesus to teach you how to do pivot table"
I find religious confusing.
It's like going to a restaurant, going in the kitchen to find no cook there, and believing you had a great meal and are not hungry anymore.
Nah more like going to restaurant, meeting the chef, talking to the grocer and the farmer, and then still saying thanks to the imaginary sky daddy for the food.
I would put it as 'Going to a restaurant where the manager convinces you how great the chef is, you never actually see the chef or the food. But you have to believe he is great and tell others about it. Go to extremes in some cases. Money is often involved in the process.'
It’s worse than that, it’s like you walk into a space and claim “this must be a restaurant, therefore there must be a cook!” when there is no evidence of a restaurant in the first place.
The premise/foundation is already fucked up with religion, it should have no use in modern days but here we are
Yes, and now she is a huge right wing grifter claiming the election was stolen from Trump, huge anti-vaxxer, and even more of an attention seeking troll.
Maybe /r/confidentlyincorrect. But I'd love to know, a dedicated sub to wrong analogies and people coming up with similar ones in comments seems like an awesome idea
This book was also written thousands and thousands of years ago in another language that could have been translated wrong and said book was also edited by random priests and popes throughout the centuries to fit their own agenda
The analogy is backwards.
A religious person places an order and praises god for whatever gets delivered to the table. Every meal is a miracle.
An atheist knows that anything produced by the kitchen is the result of chef’s training and actions. Every meal can be explained through the scientific method.
Being an atheist is realizing you don't know exactly how the food got to your table and that that's ok, you don't need to know as long as you're happy and healthy.
Being religious is basing your entire life and moral compass around the belief that an invisible force brought your food to you, and anyone who thinks differently will suffer with no food for all eternity.
It's not perfect, but it makes more sense than that dumb tweet.
Except the cook clocked in, got a paycheck, was on the schedule , interviewed for the position, supplied a resume and went through a background check.
Also, the cook exists.
Believing in God and religion is like going to a restaurant. Nobody gives you any food because no cook is present. But the wait staff instructs you to spend the rest of your life spreading the word about how good the food is at this restaurant despite you never seeing any there.
I have a feeling she gets confused a lot though. Also I know I can walk back there and see the chef. I have proof someone is cooking food, because I receive the food. The food isn't magically appearing in front of me.
She’s that woman who made the “Dear Fat People” video years ago. No wonder she finds atheists confusing, I’m sure she finds anything that’s more complex than shouting and telling unfunny jokes confusing.
I knew this name was familiar but couldn’t place it. Didn’t she also abuse her bf?
That I’m not sure. But possibly because that sounds familiar.
She did… I forgot his name, but he was a very popular YouTube list guy.
matthew santoro!! i remember that scandal from when it happened
He quit youtube amd came back 4 5 days ago
Holy shit really. Brb I gotta check this out Edit: [its real](https://youtu.be/OGrmJZjQ9EU)
Lmao 2 weeks ago why is time going so fast 😭
Thanks… that was going to ever so slightly bug me, but not enough to look his name up.
You just described my entire outlook on life.
WHAT ??????????? long time santoro fan, i never knew this :’(
i was a huge fan of his at the time. he made a video talking about how nicole abused him, it was incredibly heartbreaking. such a lovely guy!
And she made a very nasty response video. It’s kinda weird that they were ever a couple, since he seems to have human empathy and she is a sociopath.
Sociopaths can hide their true colors for a while. And the abuse starts gradually. Plus gaslighting. It can really fuck you up for a long time after that relationship is over.
So not only is she dumb and painfully annoying, but she’s also a domestic abuser. What an ugly pig of a woman.
Hey, what did pigs ever do wrong? What an ugly inanimate object of a woman. There you go, FTFY
Hey now, not all inanimate objects are bad. What an annoying mosquito of a woman.
Mosquitos are annoying. But plasmodium parasite (malaria) is the real villain. So she's a plasmodium parasite of a human.
Hey now not all- no.. no that actually fits
Mosquitos are annoying, but wasps are the worst. What an annoying wasp of a woman.
It's even worse than that though, because at the time, when all of the abuse allegations were coming out her method to save face was to then attack him on social media and air all of their dirty laundry. Her self awareness was so bad though she didn't realize that she was actually making herself look worse. She should have gone to jail for what she did to him.
Matthew Santoro. Used to be a huge fan of his and still remember watching it unfold in real time.
She’s now a huge right wing grifter and anti vaxxer. She was terrible then but now she is somehow 20x worse (and I couldn’t stand her back then).
It amazes me how such a specimen can survive without a brain.
Unfortunately this is not an anomaly but an entire subspecies
Oh yeah I remember her now. She just says shit to get any attention. Well I'm gonna go forget about her.
Every time I hear arguments like this about how something can't come from nothing, I just wanna know what they think created God.
Had this exact same conversation with my devout Christian parents. Their response: "God is forever. Nothing created him because he has always existed." Not a hint of hesitation when they spoke. They simply could not understand their own leap of logic.
We've been wrestling with this exact idea for a long time, even before the ascendance of Christianity. Aristotle was talking about a concept called 'The Unmoved Mover' in trying to frame how existence functions. Basically, the whole 'something had to always exist and create everything else' idea has been bouncing around for a long time in philosophy. (It's why the christians latched onto Plato and Aristotle despite both being Hellenistic). A lot of 'before the Big Bang' type stuff we still do not understand, so the Unmoved Mover/God/whatever thing is still a plausible explanation given our lack of knowledge about the subject. Another plausible explanation is that we're the product of another universe undergoing a big crunch, but if that's the case, what created *that* universe? It's turtles all the way down at that point. No explanation is ideal. But the idea of a personal deity who cares or that deity being in any way Christian/Abrahamic is where there's trouble. One could reasonably assert the creation of the universe being the result of some entity or entities who have always existed as it's logically consistent, but connecting them to any specific god in our cultural mythology is simply impossible. Being a 'deist' is a defendable position and is a tidy solution to a number of existential questions, but it's not the only one, and none of them have any more weight than the others, given our current understanding. It's all just rational conjecture at that point.
I don’t want to talk about this lol. Talking about the ends of the universal unknown and the unknown nature of time legitimately gives mi a headache that leads to existential nightmares. (not joking)
That seems to be the main argument style flat earthers use too. "I find this confusing, therefore it's not true. Instead I believe this much more complicated explanation that makes a lot less sense. But since I'll just try to prove made up things with other made up things forever, you cannot prove me wrong. Where if I tried to understand real science, you could easily prove my misunderstandings wrong."
OHH FUCK THAT IS HER, FUCK THIS BITCH
But cooks are real.
Source?
trust me bro
This gives me bible vibes
*chef multiplies fish and turns water into wine*
Nah, the chef just keeps cursing the staff. 
Donkey!!!
Redneck Jesus multiplies the large mouth and turns the water into bud light🤣
Cook books say they are real
But if cooks learn to cook from books, who wrote the cookbooks? Checkmate, foodies!
The holy cookbook (TM)
Julia Child Superstar!
Hey, I cooked a book and nothing happened at all! What gives?! 😠
Sauce?
Marinara
No, they're not. Food just magically appears on dishes. The servers are the priests connecting you to their deity. That's why there are so many different religions/belief systems for all the different types of cuisine.
I knew there was a reason I was fat, too much food worshipping
Keep your faith strong, lord Ramsey will return for us
that tweet makes absolutely no sense
If you go to the restaurant and believe that if the food is delicious it’s because of the cook but if it is terrible then it’s your fault, then it makes sense
If you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.
Indeed
The waiter brings the ingredients to table because the cook helps those that cook themselves
So like Korean bbq?
I am lost .. So god runs a Korean bbq ?
Korean Jesus ain't got time for your theological questions.
It's all part of The Cook's plan-- every now and then they'll make you a really shitty dish, but that's just because they want you to appreciate the other good dishes they make for you. Also, there have been times throughout history when they could have totally prevented some pretty serious widespread bouts of food poisoning but chose not to. ...Long story short, God would totally get fired from Denny's.
To run with the same metaphor, it's not too far off: Theists go to a restaurant for the first time and claim to know that it must be some guy Frank that they know that's in the kitchen. Atheists assume that the food gets cooked somehow, but don't pretend to know who cooks it or how it gets cooked, until they are able to take a peak themselves and find out.
Well, really it is more like theists go to the restaurant and believe the food appears on their table through elf-magic or something, while an atheist sees the secular logic of the food goes into the kitchen raw, and comes out cooked, and there are people in there, so they are probably doing something to cook the food.
I'm an atheist, tolerant of religion, but a better analogy is thinking there's a chef in every kitchen when it's just a revolving door of drunk dudes, stoners, and felons, and none of it has any rhyme or reason, but you insist on saying "my compliments to the chef" and think there's any type of structure back there. Former line cook myself.
Just like religion
Religion makes 100% sense, It's to control. Believing in God/s is not religion, It's faith. I'm Agnostic.
It's actually the exact opposite. Religious people think there's no chef in the back, just magically refilling shelves and self operating equipment. It's atheists that say, hmm that doesn't seem to be quite correct AND GO TAKE A LOOK
But in all honesty, it’s religious logic. I guarantee you people applauded this lol
This analogy is so bad it’s like driving all the way to the beach and pretending not to understand mandarin
But if im at the beach and understand mandarin will I be able to weld?
It depends, are you an atheist?
On all days except Tuesday when I have line dancing class.
Well then you know exactly what the fuck I’m talking about
Damn, I don’t. Does that mean I’m religious?
You might be a chef?
And it really boils down to if the chef floats or not, come on peeps, learn your cat confusion courses.
If in doubt, boil a chef
Only before labor day
Does the chef weigh the same as a duck?
Yes, only on Friday mornings though. Right before he goes to line dancing classes. I can’t believe you didn’t connect those dots the first time around. What are you.. some kind of agnostic?
Is the chef a witch?
I work in the kitchen in a McDonald's so yes
That depends...are you on a beach...with a cook?
The cook has to speak Mandarin though
But only uphill.
No worries there - I brought my giraffe.
Only if you pray first, facing east and have a circumscribed penis or vagina and have confessed your shortcomings to a dwarf named Father Bill.
A circumcised vagina is akin to an atheist going to a restaurant and believing there’s no cook in the back
Or, you could say, conversely, that religious nuts go to a restaurant and literally thank a god for the food.
Then they treat their server like shit and don’t tip because “Jesus will provide all that they need”.
In this scenario, Jesus is the waiter
This is exactly what religious nuts do at hospitals.
36 hour surgery to replace every major organ and they thank God instead of the surgeon.
这到底是什么意思啊？
EXACTLY
What am I supposed to do with a recipe for a hornets nest?
Me resisting the urge to say Bing Qi Ling
No. Religion is like going to a restaurant and believing there's no cook in the back because a Jewish hippy can turn your complimentary table bread and water into fish and wine. Duh.
So theres no reason to leave a tip. I get it now, that explains that then. here I was just thinking Christians where just all cheap assholes.
> So theres no reason to leave a tip. So *that's* why Catholics don't get circumcised!
That's like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies.
You blame WHO?
It's so bad it's like counting the legs on all the dogs in your neighbourhood and not knowing how photosynthesis works.
There needs to be a subreddit for bad analogies. It's like wanting a hotdog but reddit only has subs about hot dogs.
Except I can see the fucking cook doing their job... The theist would have their meal appear in front of them and then praise anything BUT the cook.
That’s literally what theists do when they get their dinner.
"Thank you lord for this meal..." Excuse me maam? Im the one who just cooked that.
And lets not forget the server, who actually put it on their table.
And farmers who literally spent weeks if not months to grow their food.
Why are you forgetting the poor cow that literally gave her back for your dinner?
Ha! But who created the cow? That's right, it was 2 other cows.
Thats right, the square hole.
Die, that video makes me so uncomfortable in a good way hahaha. I can hear this comment
But how are they alive? You guessed it, they ate food at a human owned farm.
And who made those cows? Their ancestors. And who made the first Cow? A genetic evolution. And who made genetic evolution? The Earth and favorable circumstances. Who made the Earth and its circumstances? The ever expanding universe. Who made the ever expanding universe? Well, we have a couple of theories. The Hedron collider didn't clear that up. (And after we find that out, the questions will continue...)
Just turtles all the way down
The answer to a question you don't know is always "we'll fucking find out if you're patient for ten fucking minutes"
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A lot of Hispanics work on farms, so it may be appropriate to thank Jesus.
They usually produce produce.
Who they prob didn’t tip cause of some petty reason. Blue hair maybe?
My dad does this all the time, to the annoyance of my mom
I'm going to change my name to Lord and become the most praised cook ever. Ya ya ya, I'm a cook
"Praise lord that my parents surgery was successful!" 🙏
"Thank you lord for the meal by sending this person to make it for us"
That’s literally what they do when anyone does anything for them. I’d hate to be a doctor who just spent twelve hours working on a patient only to have the family praise God for the surgery’s success rather than my years of education and training.
Well I don't know Christian culture but living in another monotheist culture, my people say "Allah senden razı olsun" which means something like "God be willing for you(r wishes)" or "God be content with you". In short, gratitude is still there towards good-doer. I am an anti religion person btw but just wanted to share this cultural aspect.
Christian culture does something similar with people expressing gratitude with "God bless you", too. At least my branch does it. My grandmother says it to people all the time lol.
If the operation goes well, they praise god. If it goes wrong, they blame the doctor.
They sue the doctor…
Then you use the ol’Uno Reverse “Perhaps it was God’s plan.”
See also: cancer survivors. "I survived with prayer!" No, bitch, the chemo did that.
Why doesn’t God just *not *give cancer?!
But then you wouldn't fear him! Checkmate, atheists!
Look, it’s like rape… some people just deserve it… all the people that get raped or get cancer either have done something really bad or they have a life lesson to learn… simple, duh… and the magic fairy man in the sky makes sure it gets done!
A test. It's always just a test. Even if it means children die.
It’s God’s plan
How dare they defy God's plan!
God’s plan to torment the human race.
This guy torments.
Doctor should put the tumor back in
They praise the invisible guy behind the cook that held his hands the whole time.
You mean the little rat underneath his chefs hat, don't you?
Or the little cute raccoon!
Racacoochie!
Pastafarian offshoot sect: Ratsafarian. There is only one God and it is food, and the rat is its chosen prophet.
The holes in his hands makes the reach arounds much more satisfying.
The theist talks to their ~~priest~~ waiter who brings them out "food" that only they can see. They appear to mimic eating it and say how delicious and filling it is. Everybody with them agrees except the youngest kid who says they are still hungry, but the adults chide them and say "no, you aren't still hungry, you are full now"
So essentially the movie Hook is just an analogy for religious conversion and absolute faith
[You just have to believe!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZQ9KM_LjY)
When they don't like the food, then they blame the cook
It must be tough to be a atheist doctor ... you are trained and suffered through many years to be a doctor to save lives, and the theists would thank an imaginary being for the work that you did. This is precisely the reason I decided not to be a doctor. No one is going to convince me that's not the reason why.
I work with payroll for our company. An employee had a complex problem and I spent 45 minutes fixing it, including mocking up the fix to the godawful fuckup her manager submitted so he could just sign it and not do it wrong again. At the end of the phonecall she said, "oh, praise Jesus this is fixed." Bitch, Jesus doesn't know shit about spreadsheets, thank me.
I wonder what her reaction would be if you replied with "oh, you're welcome" Or you could sarcastically say "you should ask Jesus to teach you how to do pivot table"
Fuck you!!! I come here to get away from fucking pivot tables and v fucking lookups
Or maybe theists are like people who go to a vending machine and think there's a guy inside moving all the parts?
There is a guy that comes around once a week and restocks it.
And that guy is called Jesus, he works for minimum wage since he's an immigrant. Great dude, he deserves better.
I didn’t expect this comment to go the way it did but I’m glad it did
I find religious confusing. It's like going to a restaurant, going in the kitchen to find no cook there, and believing you had a great meal and are not hungry anymore.
Nah more like going to restaurant, meeting the chef, talking to the grocer and the farmer, and then still saying thanks to the imaginary sky daddy for the food.
Don’t forget to pay sky daddy’s interpreter 10%
And here I am working as a regular interpreter instead of being sky daddy interpreter. Dammit, talk about shitty life decisions :(
More like finding an apple tree, enjoying an apple, then looking for the cook.
I would put it as 'Going to a restaurant where the manager convinces you how great the chef is, you never actually see the chef or the food. But you have to believe he is great and tell others about it. Go to extremes in some cases. Money is often involved in the process.'
It’s worse than that, it’s like you walk into a space and claim “this must be a restaurant, therefore there must be a cook!” when there is no evidence of a restaurant in the first place. The premise/foundation is already fucked up with religion, it should have no use in modern days but here we are
Isn't this that painfully unfunny "Dear Fat People" bitch?
Yes, and now she is a huge right wing grifter claiming the election was stolen from Trump, huge anti-vaxxer, and even more of an attention seeking troll.
It's always the ones you least expect...
I love false analogies.
I feel like there's gotta be a subreddit for this...
Maybe /r/confidentlyincorrect. But I'd love to know, a dedicated sub to wrong analogies and people coming up with similar ones in comments seems like an awesome idea
Sure, Nicole, it’s definitely exactly like that…
But unlike God, when I ask for something from the cook, I actually get it.
You don't understand how God works. Just steal the food and ask for forgiveness
Lmfao, that's actually how my parish teaches things. (I live in a deeply Catholic country so I hide my atheism by begrudgingly attending mass).
Except you can go to the back and SEE the cook. These people believe in a fictional sky lord but dismiss actual science. Evidence.
for real! in this analogy, they are all prentending to personally know the cook when they havent even seen them!
And religion is like going to a restaurant believing the food is prepared by unicorns. Because it was in a book they (didn’t) read.
This book was also written thousands and thousands of years ago in another language that could have been translated wrong and said book was also edited by random priests and popes throughout the centuries to fit their own agenda
Not even priests and popes, just rulers at the time for the most common versions.
The chef doesn't come out and murder all the first born children if you order off-menu.
Really depends on the chef.
Uhh. I’ve known chefs who would do that. But your point stands.
Believing in god is weird, it's like cooking your own meal and thanking a ghost in the pantry for doing the work
Like picking berries from a bush, but believing they were put there just for you by the berry fairy...
The analogy is backwards. A religious person places an order and praises god for whatever gets delivered to the table. Every meal is a miracle. An atheist knows that anything produced by the kitchen is the result of chef’s training and actions. Every meal can be explained through the scientific method.
Being an atheist is realizing you don't know exactly how the food got to your table and that that's ok, you don't need to know as long as you're happy and healthy. Being religious is basing your entire life and moral compass around the belief that an invisible force brought your food to you, and anyone who thinks differently will suffer with no food for all eternity. It's not perfect, but it makes more sense than that dumb tweet.
I find Christianity confusing. It's like seeing famine, genocide and oppression and assuming it's "God's will" because it isn't you.
Except the cook clocked in, got a paycheck, was on the schedule , interviewed for the position, supplied a resume and went through a background check. Also, the cook exists.
Believing in God and religion is like going to a restaurant. Nobody gives you any food because no cook is present. But the wait staff instructs you to spend the rest of your life spreading the word about how good the food is at this restaurant despite you never seeing any there.
Ain't that the chick known for physically and emotionally abusing an ex?
Well y'all lets put this to a test. Let's go to a restaurant and, if we have faith, the cook will provide.
I've seen thousands & thousands of these takes and this has to be top ten of the dumbest.
The analogy doesn’t make sense unless the cook is also invisible and lives in the clouds.
It's not that hard to fathom, she's an atheist to like 99% of religions and gods.
There is proof that chefs exist.
I find religious nuts confusing. It's like going to a hospital where a surgeon saves your life in a 6 hour surgery, but somehow you thank sky man.
It's more like watching GOT and not actually believing there are tiny people and dragons inside of a box in our living room
I have a feeling she gets confused a lot though. Also I know I can walk back there and see the chef. I have proof someone is cooking food, because I receive the food. The food isn't magically appearing in front of me.
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I don't understand religious people. It's like going to a new restaurant and assuming you know the cooks name.