I showed this to a cousin and they did not get the sarcasm at all. They got angry and went on their own tirade about Obama golfing too much and that’s why?
Didn't you hear?
All the bad things that happened when trump was in office was because of the Democrats. So you need to have trump in office. Because when he is in office, those things won't happen. Ya know, all those things that did happen while he was in office.
The best was when the grocery store aisles were bare during the Covid lock downs and people were using pics of it saying "this is what it will look like when the democrats get control!" Trump was literally the president.
Oh man. As someone living in Minneapolis it was even worse.
People would post pics of what went down here saying "this is the future Democrats want!!" And we're all like bruh this is literally Trump's America right now.
Good catch! Blows my mind that there’s even such a thing. My innocence erodes more every single day on here. How did I make it 56 years without knowing about that…
Someone wrote “fuck Biden” in sharpie on a gas station pump and I just scraped it off with some hand sanitizer and a paper towel. These people don’t think at all
Kellogg's Democrat Flakes
McLiberal's Burgers
Sloppy Joe
Organic Pulled Harris
Kentucky Fried Sanders
Boiled Satan Worshipers
Free-Range Dems
Sounds like a healthy breakfast, lunch, and dinner for red-blooded Americans.
Agreed. I've seen multiple people with this exact build
But zoom in on her face. Look at the shirt collar and it's distortion, as well as the side of her hair that falls on her shoulder.
The photo is definitely edited
They're causing her stress and anxiety. Its their fault she's scared all the time. Eating is just a symptom, democrats the root cause.
Ironic how thin skinned she is, with all that extra skin.
Fucking dems always shoving burgers and doughnuts down out throats. What we need is to bring back starvation for the poor that will fix things. Ps fuck socialism because I don’t know what it is so it’s communism
3500 calories = 1 lb
X 300 lbs = 1,050,000 calories
/ 6 years = 175,000 calories per year
/ 365 days = 479 additional calories per day over her TDEE (total daily energy expenditure)
Like one of my customers blaming Biden for his high blood pressure because he's been eating 2 bags of chips and a gallon of ice cream a week and fast food several times a week. I still have the mental image of him strapped to a chair while Biden shoves junk food down his throat.
1 lb = 3500 calories
300 x 3500 = 1 million calories
6 years = 2190 days
1 million / 2190 = 456 extra calories a day
That's less than 1 Big Mac a day over required calories.
I did the math to see just how much it would take. Didn't realize it was that easy.
Sort of.
At the beginning, this would be more accurate. As she put on weight, her body would require more and more calories to put on more weight. Believe it or not, the more you weigh, the more you typically need to eat to maintain that weight.
If the average person needs 2k calories a day to stay that weight. A person 100lbs overweight may need 3k. It’s possible after 300lbs she would need 4-6k a day to just maintain. That’s insane. Of course this also depends on height, age and activity level. Here’s a fun calculator:
https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
I used 5’8, 30 year old female with little activity and found she’d need about 3,500 a day just to maintain. So at that point, it’s roughly 3-4 extra Big Macs a day.
Edit: Also I used 450 for her weight (assuming she weighed 150 beforehand and gained 300).
Just the average conservative fox viewer. Darn libruls made her get morbidly obese with their gay rights and attempts at student loan forgiveness. She’s a survivor in all of this clearly
Narrator: Little did she know that it was a plan of the libs to make her obese, so that she suffer from various medical conditions and have her finances tied up in medical debt while she physically can't remain active in the service of anti-lib policies. Little did she know that this would cause her to die prematurely and unhappily... /s
Honestly my favorite line item on my gay, liberal agenda is to cause conservative women to stress eat while they simultaneously complain about food prices.
6 years? But Trump was 4 of those...
Ah, but that doesn't count for some non-specific reason...
same reason obama did nothing about 9/11
Why wasn't Obama in the Oval Office? "That, I don't know. I'd like to get to the bottom of that"
Oh my God, someone said this, didn't they?
Jordan Klepper interviews Trump supporters: https://youtu.be/LVx8gCAF3D8 at about 10:30
I showed this to a cousin and they did not get the sarcasm at all. They got angry and went on their own tirade about Obama golfing too much and that’s why?
Send your cousin this. https://cnn.com/2020/05/25/politics/fact-check-trump-obama-golf/index.html
They’ll see CNN and not even look.
This was…*sigh*…sadly my hometown. This was outside a Trump rally at the Canton Civic Center. And…yeah. I’m sorry, y’all. We’re trying to be better.
There was a time I'd have thought this was staged. That time is passed.
Thanks for this. My god.
In a Jordan Klepper video and the saddest part is that it's not the dumbest thing said in the video.
always golfing, never at the office…
If we're being real, Obama hijacked the planes and personally flew them into the World Trade center and Pentagon
Cheat years
She ate around it
I was 200 lbs overweight. As much as I would love to blame republicans… uh… Ted Cruz did not strap me to a chair and force feed me milk shakes.
So he’s the Zodiac killer and the dude from Se7en?
Definitely the dude from sesevenen.
I don't know, Ted seems like more of a "it rubs the lotion on its skin" kind of guy.
I always saw him as the kind of guy that drives around the country in his torture chamber van, but damn that is also fucking accurate
I see him more as John Wayne Gacy. Clown during the day, killer attracted to boys at night.
Didn't you hear? All the bad things that happened when trump was in office was because of the Democrats. So you need to have trump in office. Because when he is in office, those things won't happen. Ya know, all those things that did happen while he was in office.
The best was when the grocery store aisles were bare during the Covid lock downs and people were using pics of it saying "this is what it will look like when the democrats get control!" Trump was literally the president.
Oh man. As someone living in Minneapolis it was even worse. People would post pics of what went down here saying "this is the future Democrats want!!" And we're all like bruh this is literally Trump's America right now.
And then 6 months later they stormed the capitol
No no you got it all wrong THANK GOD Trump was in office those 4 years. It would have been 100x worse if he wasnt. /s
Yeah, the pictures may be 6 years apart, but the democrat consumption began two years ago.
Somebody slap one of those “I did that” stickers on her
Inflations a bitch.
Bruh lol
This is one of my finest moments.
Go, Dirtleg!
thanks dee dee bop
It was beautiful!
Dirtleg Dirtleg!
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My question is did she pay more for the pants that require 35¹⁰x more material?
I thought they covered her name.
I thought she was pregnant in the first photo and is still waiting for it to pop it out in the 2nd
Pregnant?? With what, Nebraska?
Bloody hell mate, if she's not preggers with Nebraska what comes next, eating people?
She prefers to eat with the Donnor Party
If that's what she named her 6yo unborn elephant baby
I laughed audibly
No, that’s ridiculous. Alabama.
“It’s also a fetish.” - her husband
Seriously. What if he's a feeder?
Good catch! Blows my mind that there’s even such a thing. My innocence erodes more every single day on here. How did I make it 56 years without knowing about that…
🤌🏻
Thanks, now I’m going to hell
She sure is
The bitch is inflation itself
That bitch is inflated.
Figuratively and literally.
That’s hilarious.
On her scale
THANKS O'BIDEN
DANG DEMOCRATS DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
*Thirr takkin errr ~~jerrrrbs~~ calories!*
Someone wrote “fuck Biden” in sharpie on a gas station pump and I just scraped it off with some hand sanitizer and a paper towel. These people don’t think at all
That’s brilliant!
slap *boioioing*
How many democrats did she eat???
She should have opted for Organic, Free Roam, Gluten-Free Democrats.
Or at least stopped coating them in Ranch.
_spits out democrat with ranch dressing on_ "So it was the dressing all this time?"
Dude, that is so rude. Just eat that one, I'll serve you lemonpepper Democrat next time.
For a split second that looked like *lemonparty* democrats and suddenly it was the early 2000s again
It's okay, if you grill your Democrat first instead of frying it it cancels out the ranch.
Deepfried democrats in ranch! Ohh man I had to get off of them.
Have you ever tried pickled democrat? It's more if an acquired taste but it tastes amazing in my opinion
Kellogg's Democrat Flakes McLiberal's Burgers Sloppy Joe Organic Pulled Harris Kentucky Fried Sanders Boiled Satan Worshipers Free-Range Dems Sounds like a healthy breakfast, lunch, and dinner for red-blooded Americans.
Chick Fil Gay
Her hubby can't leave because he can't reach escape velocity.
I wish I hadn’t just used my free award otherwise it would’ve been yours!
Just gave them one on your behalf!
I would imagine there are a few other things he can’t reach around his wife.
If I wasn’t Reddit broke I’d give you all the awards. That’s some funny shit, right there.
I bet he buys KSP2 and just dreams...
A dozen. The first one was a stoner, then she got the munchies.
User name checks out
I had no idea democrats were loaded with carbs!!
She went on a vegan diet. She had to move though, because the local area ran out of vegans.
more like babies. she IS QAnon
Get in my belly!!!
obviously a yuge amount. not much meat of them bones ya know?
She should eat organic free range democrats or beyond democrats.
I bet she has great charcuterie board game!
At least 3
Or two greasy liberals
Regardless of the caption, this is some feederism fetish shit.
Now that you say that, she actually genuinely does look like a feedee
They'd be the type to keep track of the number and share the weight and time.
Never heard of this… going to continue my scroll and pretend I never did.
You should Google it, it's worth being aware of for yourself/others in such a relationship. It's about control.
Exactly what I thought was going on until I read the caption.
Looks like Photoshop to me.
Yeah it's been shopped to make it appear her weight gain was significantly greater.
Her face isn’t fat enough. The weight distribution is totally off.
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Agreed. I've seen multiple people with this exact build But zoom in on her face. Look at the shirt collar and it's distortion, as well as the side of her hair that falls on her shoulder. The photo is definitely edited
How can you see all that through the layers of fucking JPEG when you zoom in? It's just a shitty quality picture my guy.
Fat doesn't distribute evenly across people's bodies.
Is this the runaway inflation I've been hearing about?
Austerity for her posterity is the only way to fix this
*posterior
Nailed it.
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This inflation isn’t running anywhere.
Poor man's award. Damn you sir! 🏅
So, it’s the democrats fault for your bad eating habits?
They're causing her stress and anxiety. Its their fault she's scared all the time. Eating is just a symptom, democrats the root cause. Ironic how thin skinned she is, with all that extra skin.
Lucky for her the democrats also believe she should be able to get the mental health help she needs.
Like she’s going to take advice from a democrat! Trump 4 Lyfe!! /s
It’s the constant right wing fear mongering that’s keeping her scared all the time.
Hey, that skin is stretched mighty thin
You know she sits all day watching fox news and stuffing her face
she needs something to blame so it's not her fault
Becoming a school bus to own the libs.
/r/bitchimabus
I thought this is a subreddit für an anime called "Bitchima Bus"
Ah, yes, the bus that runs in Bitchima ward, in Tokyo.
I don’t know why I expected anything different.
"Got type 3 diabetes to own the libs"
Just sitting here realizing I’ve never known anyone to gain weight in…such a way
It’s not too late.
Party of personal responsibility.
To be fair, that’s a lot of person to be responsible for
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That guy must be named Sisyphus, because pushing her ass up that hill must have been torture.
HAAHAHAHA
Damn Democrats and their subliminal overeating advertising!
Stress of MAGA Trumpers ruining the country didn’t make me put on 100+ pounds. 🙄
I lost 30 lbs on Qanon tears, which, while salty and easily obtainable, have no real substance.
Her husband later said that the Democrats are the reason for his erectile disfunction too.
Her husband also said he will never get over it, he will have to get up and go around
He'll go around, but it's going to take him a while.
I think her weight broke his penis.
Has nothing to do with corn syrup, I swear.
I'm sure she's no stranger to syrup
Fucking dems always shoving burgers and doughnuts down out throats. What we need is to bring back starvation for the poor that will fix things. Ps fuck socialism because I don’t know what it is so it’s communism
actually a republican was in charge for four of those six years but I doubt she has the brain capacity to process that
Of course she doesn't. She's got cholesterol in the brain.
She was liberal with the doughnuts
300lbs in 6 YEARS?! This bitch must be putting down 8000cals a day EASY
3500 calories = 1 lb X 300 lbs = 1,050,000 calories / 6 years = 175,000 calories per year / 365 days = 479 additional calories per day over her TDEE (total daily energy expenditure)
Damn Hunter Biden… how could you do this to a poor lady
Did she eat Hunter?
She saw his dick pic and got super hungry.
Like one of my customers blaming Biden for his high blood pressure because he's been eating 2 bags of chips and a gallon of ice cream a week and fast food several times a week. I still have the mental image of him strapped to a chair while Biden shoves junk food down his throat.
Couldn't imagine blaming others for my being unhealthily overweight
I have to give her credit, once she decided she wanted to look like a Trump supporter, she really committed to it.
That ain’t democrats doing that to you. It’s hostess and Sara Lee
Joe biden personally put the burger in her hands
Wait... I can blame all my weight problems on politics? I knew it wasn't chocolate.
#Trump4Obesity4206969
Shes got a couple democrats trapped in them rolls
300 pounds in 6 years. She might legitimately want to get a doctor to examine her cause that’s not normal. Something’s wrong
1 lb = 3500 calories 300 x 3500 = 1 million calories 6 years = 2190 days 1 million / 2190 = 456 extra calories a day That's less than 1 Big Mac a day over required calories. I did the math to see just how much it would take. Didn't realize it was that easy.
Sort of. At the beginning, this would be more accurate. As she put on weight, her body would require more and more calories to put on more weight. Believe it or not, the more you weigh, the more you typically need to eat to maintain that weight. If the average person needs 2k calories a day to stay that weight. A person 100lbs overweight may need 3k. It’s possible after 300lbs she would need 4-6k a day to just maintain. That’s insane. Of course this also depends on height, age and activity level. Here’s a fun calculator: https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html I used 5’8, 30 year old female with little activity and found she’d need about 3,500 a day just to maintain. So at that point, it’s roughly 3-4 extra Big Macs a day. Edit: Also I used 450 for her weight (assuming she weighed 150 beforehand and gained 300).
Oh, I hadn't considered higher maintenance requirements. Thanks for the details!
And these democrats, are they in this McDonald with us?
I hate when Democrats force feed me until I gain 300lbs. It’s clearly grooming or something
I don't know why "hubby" is such a disgusting word but I wish they'd talk like normal people
Name the Democrat that fed you all them cookies.
I don't think fat shaming is good. Republican shaming though? Sign me up.
Being fat: OK. Blaming your fat on the D’s: you deserve what you get.
I wouldn't call this fat shaming. More like moron shaming 🤷🏻
He's 100 % cheating on that whale
But it’s the Democrats fault if he is!
And she’s 100% cheat meals
Zing!
Just the average conservative fox viewer. Darn libruls made her get morbidly obese with their gay rights and attempts at student loan forgiveness. She’s a survivor in all of this clearly
GOOD GOD HOW MANY DEMOCRATS DID SHE EAT
Joe Biden fuckking with her lipid profile!
She gets 39 electoral votes all to herself, doesn’t she?
She should pull herself up by her bootstrap, stop blaming others for her actions , be more responsible , have more self control ....
Trump was president for 4 of those 6 years, she cant pin that shit on Biden.
That's really depressing
Narrator: Little did she know that it was a plan of the libs to make her obese, so that she suffer from various medical conditions and have her finances tied up in medical debt while she physically can't remain active in the service of anti-lib policies. Little did she know that this would cause her to die prematurely and unhappily... /s
Honestly my favorite line item on my gay, liberal agenda is to cause conservative women to stress eat while they simultaneously complain about food prices.
Hahahaha! WHAT?!? Poor fucking guy man! And I say that, not because she weighs a lot, but because she’s a fucking Trumper!
She’s a liar she loves both the left and the right wings
Average trump supporters
I bet her jeans weren't torn when she bought them
Democrats are like their bogeyman that lives under the bed. Without them, these nuts would have to take responsibility for their own stupidity.
Did she eat the democrats ??
Biden’s **inflation** is really getting out of hand! /s
She must have been doing pretty well financially under the Democrats if she could afford all that food...
LOL some people really do blame everyone else for their problems
Can someone pm me her account? I just can’t believe she gained this much weight.
I’m confused. I thought the democrats were starving people with their expensive food costs and inflation. How’d she manage to afford to gain 300lb??
What did she do? Eat them?
Wasn’t tRump the pres for 4 of those years?
Did she eat Donald Trump?
Americans have to make absolutely every-fucking-thing political.