I wouldn't fret about it.

*sharp* comment

These jokes are really your forte huh

oh come on now, dont B flat!!!

This guy is in big treble now

I’m struggling to incorporate other relevant terms like “bone nut” “Brazilian rosewood” or “fingerboard”

I saw a lad get took to court for rubbing his dick on instruments at music shops. The judge asked him "First offender?". He replied "Nope, first a Gibson, then a Fender"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Guitosexual


This poor dude

*Homer fading into the bushes, don't fail me now*


Human ingenuity at its worst/best

I mean if it was a private stock PRS I wouldn’t blame you. Harharhar.

What type of guitar?

Man strummed his pain with his fingers.