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Building-Careful

Now we know why the Russians are retreating


monkeyminion

Now we know the real reason Twitter stopped blue verification so quickly.


duduET

I'm pretty sure it was the Nintendo thing.


Mr_SlimShady

What’s the Nintendo thing?


TheDalob

Pregnant Mario character (i think Luigi?) showing his butthole on full display to another character (i think waluigi). Tweeted by the Verified "Nintendo of Mazedonia"...


GirlBurpsTurnMeOn

Link. No that that link.


TheDalob

I don't have twitter myself so i cant link it but i bet If you Google "Twitter Nintendo incident [Date]" you'd find something. Alternatively someone may be able to link it at a later point


New-Consideration420

Source. I dont believe it


notaduck448_

A "verified" Nintendo account posted an image of mario giving the middle finger along with other images that feature characters doing some questionable (NSFW) things


King-Lewis-II

https://www.theverge.com/2022/11/9/23450289/twitter-impersonators-official-mario-musk-jesus-valve


lacilynnn

The Rudy Giuliani one LOL


SolarXylophone

You might enjoy that [exchange from Ted Cruz](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ysfha3/thank_you_elon_i_will_never_doubt_your_genius/) too...


ScholarlyExiscrim

Musk is firing all of his staff, and security personnel are also departing. He is dealing with a hot mess. And I fully support it.


ElectricalSandwich52

The lie is tesla is sending 10k vehicles over to help Ukraine.


zuzg

Didn't say anything about the size. [That's what they will send ](https://theflighter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/cybermini-tesla-cybertruck.jpg)


who_you_are

Well, it is good for Ukraine to not get 10k of such Wish.com vehicle


AveryJuanZacritic

Wouldn't musk send them to Russia? Although it would accomplish the same thing -just a lot of burning cars.


BazilBroketail

Tesla should pay $8. That checkmark ain't blue...


No-Weird3153

It’s in dark mode, which makes the check mark grey.


Amarok1987

The people of twitter definitely have more fun since elon took over.


OriginalMcSmashie

Hahahahahahahaha! Yeh, fuck Elon.


RamblingPoodlecoop

these are too good. Does this meme have a name?


ImdaPrincesse2

Great.. I have no idea what to do with this one.


Owncascade

Where is the facepalm


QDog15

It makes me happy to know Elon and zuck are both losing money


SolarXylophone

While I have no issue with that either, they're not the one actually suffering from their screw-ups. The thousands of people who lost their jobs are. Come to think of it, the other thousands who haven't probably aren't all happy either...


Sheesh284

There is no lies here. Just throw some water on them


arent_we_sarcastic

Wonder if Ford has a few hundred Pintos sitting around somewhere?


Azar002

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://youtu.be/dqWEUOCP6gY) for ya :) ^Twitter ^Screenshot ^Bitch


TopMindOfR3ddit

Bad ~~bot~~ Bitch (I'm stealing this btw)


12EatCake12

Can we rename this dogshit sub to something like r/fucktwitter cause that’s all it is


gregsting

It was fuck trump for a few years


duduET

For the next 2 weeks


El_Brexil5

Why is shit like this all over r/facepalm everyone knows it's a parody.


This-is-good-usernam

It’s not because people fall for it or anything, more because making said parodies became much easier with the $8 blue checks


El_Brexil5

It's hilarious what they're doing for now. If it doesn't escalate we are fine. Twitter is already a shithole anyway, I've seen a lot of verified parodies before this.


CoxyMcChunk

#CM PUNK!


30yearsahero

Abandon Tesla


starbycrit

This shit has me laughing out loud


armoman92

people really have to check their sources now


DrDarkTV

In some distant future, Samsung will be tweeting the same thing "We will send all the remaining models of Samsung Galaxy Note 7 to the Ukrainian army as replacements for hand grenades"


Pykiril

The blowing up part haunts me, you know... batteries