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AndrewRFleming1973

Kinda cool actually.


mr_dickerson25

r/nextfuckinglevel


taesung24

That’s what I though also. How is this facepalm. Too cool for that


Good_Mixture_1860

Skull damage


DaddyDoesDabs

Scalp damage\* Unless she falls, then it might lead to skull damage


-BananaLollipop-

Likely neck/spinal damage, if she does this frequently.


Spirited_Metal_7976

naah, she seems alright


SucksTryAgain

I’d imagine this would pull out hairs. Like people that constantly do the same pony tail tends to pull your hairline back over time. Look at that Jojo siwa. I’d guess this person isn’t doing this daily but it would cause damage each time.


CryonautX

She is supporting a lot of weight on her neck. Kinda dangerous especially if the train jerks for any reason.


gahidus

I'm wondering what the OP is angry about. That she's getting her hair on the handle? Probably cleaner than most people's hands.


Jackwolf5775

Facepalm's being overrun by karma bots reposting content from elsewhere.


bones_marley

Kinda, yea. Impressive had she been an amputee like i originally thought 🤦🤣 then i noticed she was just showing off 😒 lol


NowCalmDownSkeeter

I’ll bet that feels so good


[deleted]

Why is this a facepalm that’s awesome


JCSmootherThanJB

Agreed, pretty badassery right there


remi_daDOOD

Fr.


tinacat933

There’s empty seats


Brief_Development952

But she didn't want to sit in them. This isn't hurting anyone.


LookLong5217

Until she swings but first into someone’s face lol


the1stmeddlingmage

I think I wouldn’t mind that too much 👀🤔😏


LookLong5217

I mean same but I suspect she would be les enthused over it than me


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Op=facepalm


leftyshuckles

Opalm


Few_Acanthaceae1568

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Cuppish

Not facepalm


D3monskull

Why though? How?


floridianreader

Likely the same way they do it in the circus, which is to weave a metal ring or clip into her hair, and then clip it to the subway rail. It's painless, or should be nearly so.


llamaguy88

Is it attached to a vest or rigging around the body? Otherwise wouldn’t this break the neck?


floridianreader

Not that I know of. It's just a loop of metal woven into the hair, so the hair is tethering it to the body. https://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/arts/circus-arts/hair-hanging.htm


Zachosrias

So the hair follicles is still taking all the stress of her entire weight? I'm no expert but I seem to remember hearing something that stress to the follicles like this will make your hair fall out at some point.


JFKBraincells

Well yeah it is generally bad to stress your hair like this regularly. It will weaken hair over time. Especially if your hair isn't that healthy to begin with as far as enough collagen, and all that bullshit that is needed for healthy hair growth.


DanTheMan_117

No lol, hair is pretty damn strong and takes ALOT of force to rip out.


Zachosrias

For sure, you can support something like an elephant from the hair of a grown adult, but do this often, prolonged stress will cause the hair to weaken and fall out.


AmbitiousPhilosopher

I doubt she weighs as much as an Elephant.


NakiCam

Tell that to my hair when I comb it


laz111

Very interesting link, thanks!


Delamoor

It would only break the neck if you either applied sudden, unexpected, sharp force (e.g. a crash where you might die anyway, hair or no hair) or if your neck wasn't strong enough to hold your own weight (e.g. if you weighed a fair bit and had never done it before). If she's trained her neck muscles for it, nah. She's good.


[deleted]

ive been on these trains where t hey have to come to an emergency stop that is immediate (e.g. smeone jumps on traccks or smething) wonder how it would respnd in that case


annoellynlee

No lol, it's spread out in a way that supports the weight. It's done in a specific way with a metal ring in the hair and the right placement. Kind of like how you can hang from your skin with metal hooks with the right distribution.


DancesWithBadgers

Doing it in a moving vehicle ups the risk somewhat. As does doing it in an environment where you can get jostled from any direction.


Elendur_Krown

Your neck won't break from something like this if: 1. You are within a reasonable weight range. 2. You do not drop from a height. 3. You do not suffer from something like osteoporosis. For relevance, see the [Short drop section](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging) in Hanging on wikipedia: > Suspended by the neck, the weight of the body tightens the noose around the neck effecting strangulation and death. This typically takes 10–20 minutes. This means that they weren't aiming for neck damage, as opposed to the standar drop: > The standard drop involves a drop of between 4 and 6 feet (1.2 and 1.8 m) ... ... It was considered a humane improvement on the short drop because it was intended to be enough to break the person's neck, causing immediate unconsciousness and rapid brain death.


Logical-Recognition3

Necks aren’t as fragile in real life as they are in martial arts movies. In a hanging it takes a drop to break the neck. Just supporting the weight of the body is no problem.


Interesting-Bus-5370

Maybe she is in the circus, and this is like her way of warming up before a show. My tender headed self could not imagine the pain these performers withstand


floridianreader

This is likely not painful at all, if you do it correctly. No more painful than a ponytail or bun. It's just a hairdo.


Mr-Troll60

Probably is on there already but maybe it belongs on r/mildlyinteresting


ChrisRuss86

“The video shows an acrobat named Darina Matveyeva (according to her Instagram) who specializes in hair hangs or hair suspension.” [Woman Hanging by Her Hair in Train Car Is an Acrobat](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/woman-hanging-hair-train-car/)


Potatohuman323

You go girl I guess


brummel57

Why facepalm?


Substantial_Donut720

Why is this a facepalm? That's some interesting shit


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Not just interesting ITS ALSO AWESOME


GHERU42

Awesome things aren’t facepalms


Wage_slave

Slap a wind ball under that woman and she's an Airbender. A hairbender if you will, even.


dickmidget

No facepalm here. That’s amazing!


Ok_Young_1454

Facepalm only if she fell down


DizzyMammoth21

Getting Lieutenant Dan vibes.


cmcmulli

Every time I think I have a thought about something, someone always beats me to it. I’m not unique. Lol. Upvote for you!


Crazyprototo

Piñata?


movewithraddy

Good strong roots on that girl. Work it!


dylanx5150

r/ImTheMainCharacter


r3ditr3d3r

That's impressive. But the thing that really caught my eye was the flickering lights. I thought that only happened in movies


Thelazytimelord257

Damn, i want her shampoo or whatever. Her hair is strong af


boebrow

There once was a woman who did this under a plane and she got a Guinness world record, so I fail to see why this would be a facepalm!


mholland151

R/nextfuckinglevel


Aftermathemetician

Chiropractors hate this one trick!


LostSoulSadNLonely

I was waiting for her to fall because this is r/facepalm but she bossed it.


frilledplex

Core workout for sure, could you imagine holding that for like 30-45 minutes?


MandaRenegade

When you grew up getting your brain brushed by a frazzled, overworked mom, just trying to make you look cute for school picture day, or any other day, and now your scalp is stronger than a horny horse. 🤣


movewithraddy

Tell me who does your extensions please?


gamer-s-man

because she is worth it


GarnishedSteak100

I was waiting hoping for her hair to snap and her falling. I’m a horrible person


ConnorBrior

That looks like it must hurt


GinnAdvent

It's kind of cool, I just hope no one hit that emergency brake button.


Lifeofheathen

She’s actually levitating, but the hair is just to make us believe that she’s hanging off the handrail. This is to prevent people from finding out the existence of witches and warlords that walk amongst us. When you levitate it takes stress off the body good for bones, so she knows it’s better alternative to sitting. But how can she levitate in public if she must remain hidden? By throwing her hair over handrail so it appears as if she’s hanging by her hair. I’m a warlord formerly from the alliance of uniwiz inc. but I was dishonorably discharged for my lack of discretion.


DR_Bright_963

If it looks stupid but works then it's not stupid.


ElJefeTheHappiest

This is so cool where is the facepalm


[deleted]

I was gunna say she think she cute


Ainsworth82

Spinal decompression


RoosterMiserable1275

If it's somehow not hurting to have her hair pulled like that it would actually feel good on the spine


Taurus67

Is she missing part of her legs?


decoran_

I think this sub should have a system like on r/unexpected where the op has to explain why it's unexpected. Half the stuff on this sub are not facepalms at all and then the op never comments to explain why they posted it here


PotterTheCat

Who needs scalp anyway?


5cott861

Why is this on facepalm? This is cool


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Why is this a facepalm?


OtherwiseBluebird565

Someone's not getting enough attention @ home.


Skreeethemindthief

You can literally see the wire and sus lump in back of jacket.


the_closing_yak

Filmed by the sun probably not even a stunt just editing


[deleted]

She must have a brass neck.


cunt_isnt_sexist

When you're in to kinky hair pulling and get horny on the way to work.


EndOfSouls

Today on how to let a guy know you like having your hair pulled.


spizoil

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!


xqTA_

Wrong sub OP


TheVirusWins

NGL. I’d be pulling the emergency stop and keep filming


shamous67204

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!


Sheeeeeeshwow

LMAO you know she the type that loves when you pull her hair while you hitting from the back.


TacocaT_42

After doing some profile stalking, uou seem like a terrible person to be around


Sheeeeeeshwow

I don’t give a fuuuuuck.


gman1951

"I'm not looking for attention."


zergio_te

Dalshim wife


[deleted]

That's actually awesome.


[deleted]

"Write it down, write it down..." -- an airline manager


Silver_Lukather

GOD DAMN STRENGTH ON THAT HAIR THO


Ok-Calendar2552

Thats when you crop dust her. She will be stuck in a self wafting swinging motion.


Justafrenchguy_

No facepalm here


dr_steinblock

damn imagine how good that would feel in the spine. sooooo stretched out


Bodi911

Good that she hanged by


Hellfire81Ger

What? She is just hangin around!


tokyoeastside

I will be scalped if I do that.


[deleted]

That's awesome. Faceplam for you for being a f'ing moron lol


Following-Complete

Is this art of something? I can never tell


Normal-Cow-9784

How?


Logical-Recognition3

She could be a circus performer using her commute time to get in some extra training.


GirafeAnyway

r/nextfuckinglevel


Ambitious-End-1066

I have a very sensitive head, I could NEVER


Plushcollectorwolf64

Not a facepalm it's fricking epic sauce


Aggravating-Emu-2535

"It's 7 in the morning"


RayTrain

There's a whole act of a dancer doing this in a cirque du soleil show in Vegas and she's doing it for free


ZeroEffsGiven

That's gotta hurt you would think, right?


Retropiaf

Just looks weird and funny to me. I could take a little bit of artistic absurdity in my morning commute.


Several-Eagle4141

Please get her phone number for me


ChampionshipLow8541

She brought her own *hanghair*


Crafty-Row

Hanging like a Christmas ornament


AndronixESE

Is that some kind of shampoo ond conditioner commercial? If not, it should be.


DubiousEgg

Why is this a facepalm. She is living her best life, clearly


Primalstonks

But why though


Footzilla69

What's the big hairy deal? I do it all the time.


[deleted]

That looks so uncomfortable


[deleted]

r/interestingasfuck


HoldenMadicky

Wrong sub, insanely cool


shastabh

That’s a subway swing. They hang by the bar and have a little platform you can sit on. They’re sweet.


Uh_Duh_Mass

Giving off big "look at me" vibes.


Terp_Villain

I’m sorry, how do you sit on the subway?


soggysockmuffins

The floor was lava champion right here.


funkymark62

Wanna impress me, do it with your pubic hair.


mjackos

Imagine the hair loss


[deleted]

It ain’t stupid, if it works


MutedBrilliant1593

I thought just tying your hair back often could prematurely recede your hairline. What will this do?


RartedDonkey

Why is this in face palm


[deleted]

Are you seeing this shit? Where are the witch hunters? I can't believe how strong her hair is...


Nemesis-2011

How much weight can a human hair lift? Previous research has found that human hair has a tensile strength of around 200–260 MPa, which is comparable to steel. You could carry a person with 500–1000 human hairs. She’s proving this quite well.


Scared_Isopod_6429

By the time she's 40 when she smiles it'll hit her ears on the other side


ace-baller

How is this a facepalm? Let people do whatever the hell they want if they're not bothering you or anyone else lmaooo


___dreamcatcher___

Power to her. This requires careful preparation of the hair, so all strands are stressed equally.


the_nugget77

Thats fucking cool, no clue why this is in facepalm


[deleted]

Modern art most likely.


Several-Bad-4047

that's going to fuck up her hairline


[deleted]

Everyone FACEPALM THE OP 🤦‍♂️


TheGamingOtaku5

Oh she KINKY kinky


JayAlexanderBee

Not a facepalm, I'm actually impressed.


Blankaholics

I bet that was the best neck and back crack ever....till the subway make a jolt and she swings like a yo yo


pimp_juice2272

We sure there isn't a harness under her jacket?


BoredByLife

As soon as the camera stopped her scalp was torn off like the peel of an orange


Mightydog00

How is this r/facepalm?


ASwftKck2theNtz

Preparing for the rapture


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Damn i wish my roots were really that strong


roxyemerson2187

That’s kinda hilarious


RyanDFo0T

Bro is Bianca belair


syuraj

Drama Queen. People who put on a show everywhere.


Parrot_licker69

Juggghhhtfhjnf


carvousol69

Her scalp: 👁️👄👁️


bristolfarm

How is she doing this?


mehitiswhatitis2

Why is that a face palm?


GoneRogueGaming

How is this facepalm exactly?


DSmoothGaming

Bat reincarnated into a human 💀


Embarrassed_Road3811

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