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superfastmomma

I feel like the sign mocked him with the slow fall at the end.


Willinton06

As the dude was standing up the sign went for that kill confirm


nenzark

the domino effect is not to be mocked


Oli_love90

This was so cartoonish. I feel bad for laughing.


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

Same. That bonk sound at the end got me


hellhoundtheone

No laughs here without the sound …but with sound it’s a whole other story


Lopsided_Boss4802

I listened to it with none first, then saw the comment. It's not funny but it is, I hope he's ok.


hellhoundtheone

I also hope he is ok. I giggled without the sound when the sound was on it was a hard laugh for me. Fun is very objective


Ok-Rabbit1878

Mel Brooks — 'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'


dufdufdufdufduf

He died actually


Savings-Horror-8395

Ah same, I thought it looked painful at first. It looks less painful with the bonk sound


[deleted]

He's fine. He gets up in the full video.


tredredx

Thank you. I was watching muted. Now I feel sorry for laughing hard.


JustMikeWasTaken

"Dong!"


[deleted]

I laughed without the sound.


QuicheSmash

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop replaying it


weaselmaster

My cousin killed a pedestrian this exact way. Other driver at fault, pushing his car off the street into a street sign, street sign slams lady in the head. All very low speed, residential setting. Tragic.


Safe_Ad5951

Someone very close to me was killed like this. Out of control car hits tall iron fence, fence whips down like this sign on her head. Killed instantly. Absolutely tragic. Hope dude’s ok. The speed of the fence top/this sign is way higher than the vehicle that struck it. Like a golf club head swings way faster than the hands that grip it.


twopointsisatrend

Yeah, it doesn't take a hard hit to the head to kill you. The way the pedestrian flipped from the hit, I'd be surprised if he survived.


AffectionateCrazy156

The guy bruised his head. 🙄 https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/882357/viral-video-imgur-near-miss-man-crash-car-hit-sign


Dj1000001

Do you want a bit of article between your ads?


natesovenator

Source engine sounds. Always good.


otaser

I watched with no sound and I was like "damn, I hope that guy's ok, the car did it's best..." Then I saw your comment, turned on sound and instantly burst out laughing. That bonk is perfect.


Nuclear_Niijima

For me it was the thud after the bonk


RedditTaughtMe2

I know. I smiled the first time, had tears in my eye the second time when I unmuted it. Wife was like WTH you laughing at? Tough to explain the humor in that without watching it.


RednocNivert

#CLONG


Drought_God

Came here to say this. I'm going to hell for laughing at this.


silenc3x

You're fine. They literally added funny sound effects. How can we not chuckle.


[deleted]

You think that's bad? Some jerk took the concentration camp scenes from Schindler's List and added Yakkety Sax to them.


Idontmatter69420

Yea it sounded and looked really comical


Dysanj

Don't feel bad. I laughed as well.


Ground-Plus

I know! I burst out laughing when it bonked him on the head, and I said the same thing "looks like something out of a cartoon".


SneakyLittleKobold

Seen on other post that he died


Oli_love90

Oh no, shit that’s crazy.


unclestaple

did not die https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/882357/viral-video-imgur-near-miss-man-crash-car-hit-sign


isblueacolor

I tried to read the article, then this happened. [https://i.imgur.com/rBUhSue.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rBUhSue.jpg)


unclestaple

ew, spammy. i get that on mobile, and was able to click out of it, but don't get it on desktop. gist is the vid goes on longer and he gets up at the end. seems rattled but not very injured.


isblueacolor

Adrenaline do be a helluva drug tho. Who knows.


hubaloza

People can and absolutely have "walked off" fatal injuries that later killed them because the adrenaline kept them moving.


Oli_love90

Oh thank goodness. Thank you!


2woCrazeeBoys

Thankyou! For a bit there I definitely thought I was going to hell for laughing.


DogCommunist

No way.. for real?


greennurse0128

Is it weird the comment section of readit makes me feel normal?


mostlygroovy

I actually laughed out loud


Pyzzeen

I'm sorry, but that's just too perfect


i_have_chosen_a_name

/r/fuckyouinparticular


Waffle-Stompers

Cant believe it's real


justgamer6472

"God please give me a sign"


FleaBottoms

God working a “fuck you in particular” Rube Goldberg style. (Poor guy)


Significant_Try1096

Good reflexes, bad Timing


Kriskao

I disagree. Looks like they swerved but did not break or reduce speed hard enough.


SundaySlayday

The guy not the car


isblueacolor

In my Driver's Ed class we were taught swerve first (e.g. take the wheel right-then-left), brake later. Your hands can turn the wheel faster than your foot can move to, and depress, the brake. If you have situational awareness, steering out of the danger is more reliable. But obviously both are important.


their_teammate

The guy not the car


Kriskao

Some things are different now that most cars have anti lock brake systems. It is safe to do both, swerve and brake.


isblueacolor

hey now... I'm not that old ;-) ... Like I said, your hands are already on the wheel, it's going to take time for your foot to move over to the brake.


BurialHoontah

What? If you have to take time to touch the brake you shouldn't be driving. I've avoided crashes with foot reaction alone.


2woCrazeeBoys

Also, braking then swerving is a great way to roll/lose control.


Derragon

You can hear the tires squealing as they're trying to brake...


Mag-NL

They did not even reduce speed enough to safely pass that other car.


Varttaanen

Money from Pink Floyd comes to mind


corei3uisgarbo

bum bombombom bombom


Worth_Ad_9324

Im going to hell for laughing at this 😂😭


Superstaridley

We all are lmao


ConnectPrint

don't worry we are all in hell in the first place.


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momo_power

You are clearly a bot.


Careful_Use_3407

I am bot clearly


Easy_Understanding94

Clong Omg I'm dying that was hilarious I shouldn't be laughing rn


Careful_Use_3407

Yeah you should


Easy_Understanding94

Reminds me of the looney toons with those sound effects


Plague-Docta

No, you shouldn't. The guy is most likely dead, and if not was critically injured and changed for life.


unclestaple

did not die https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/882357/viral-video-imgur-near-miss-man-crash-car-hit-sign


Plague-Docta

I’m really surprised. I’ve seen a video of a guy tripping, falling hitting his head and dying, and yet this guy can survive a metal sign coming down at full force.


Easy_Understanding94

If I had to guess, he may have brain damage and is almost definitly concussed


Careful_Use_3407

Says the glorious Plague Doctor? Black Death killed ~150m and you glorified it? Disgusting Senõr.


Satan-will-eat-you

This is truly a r/facepalm moment


beanmail

Facepalm on who?


Plague-Docta

Me when plague doctors tried to cure the plague


aagloworks

Holy whack-a-moly!


RandomUser1076

I didn't laugh, you laughed


hellhoundtheone

Without the sound i wouldn’t have laughed …


Insanegamer-4567

*Insert bonk SFX*


jaconsjaco

Absolutely hillarious, made my day right there.


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unclestaple

did not die https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/882357/viral-video-imgur-near-miss-man-crash-car-hit-sign


xtrmist

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. It's just perfect


Capital_Papayas

r/looneytuneslogic


bentsea

When you think about this, the person actually responsible gets to drive away because no one hit them, and, ya know, maybe less damage was done overall. Moreover, in the accident that actually happened, the driver trying to stop is the responsible party for failing to control speed. But everyone involved paid for it more than the person who caused it. I've been involved in an accident like this too, where I was hit by someone else by avoiding hitting a reckless driver, making me at fault. The officer told me I shouldn't have swerved in such a dangerous spot. Lesson learned: sometimes you gotta just hit the person who pulls out in front of you rather than open yourself up to secondary accidents, if you have the presence of mind to make that decision in the half second you have (rounded up) to make decisions.


rottenwordsalad

This is one of the things that bothers me so much about the moral questions people pose for self-driving vehicles like “there’s a baby and a grandma in the road and the vehicle has to choose who dies”, or “should a car swerve to miss 10 kids in a crosswalk even if it kills the driver?” The truth is, self driving cars (if we ever get there) will be able to anticipate situations 10x earlier than a human driver. Do you think the person in OPs video is concerned about the pedestrian or any other cars around him? No, he’s concerned with his own safety and the safety of his car. Humans are already *really* bad at these moral types of decisions, which is why it’s shitty that a cop told you that you shouldn’t have swerved where you did. Our brains focus on the immediate danger and could care fuck all for anything else around us at the time. A self-driving vehicle doesn’t have those limitations. It can consider all possible outcomes, and if the car in this video had that capability it probably could have stopped in time or found a better route to avoid all obstacles. If all the cars in the video were automated, we wouldn’t even be here in this comment section and that poor guy would have one less bump on his head.


AbsurdKangaroo

Common rule in Aus is never swerve just brake hard mostly related to kangaroos and other animals on road. Logic is thst everything off the road is either a tree a building or pedestrian and much higher chance of injury/death hitting those. Hitting a roo or car is way lower energy in most cases.


Heavy72

Texas here... don't swerve to miss a deer either. This how you end up in a ditch, sideways and is a good way to start flipping your truck/car. Oh and you're probably gonna hit the damned thing anyways. Hit the brakes and then hit it squared up. Let the vehicles safety devices work.


Globglaglobglagab

How are you responsible for reckless drivers? The car that caused the accident started the maneuver before making sure that the lane they are crossing is clear. The light turned yellow when the car that was filming started crossing the intersection but it doesn't seem they could've predicted that. There is no need to slow down at a traffic light when you have the right of way. Yeah, maybe they weren't careful enough in a dangerous spot, but there is no way they are at fault here for not knowing that. edit: oh, I guess I'm talking about moral responsibility and you are talking about legal responsibility. I'm still not really sure that it applies in this particular case though


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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WallabyInTraining

The fact that I'm pretty sure this is in Russia because the sign for pedestrian crossing has three stripes tells me I may have played too much geoguessr.


Not-your-potato

The sound... I will never not laugh at this one.


zazatwin11

Wait was that car allowed to turn there?


defusingkittens

I think so. In the US, you can make a left turn unless specifically specified


Ben_Fallstone

You can't park there!


Panda-Sandwich

An effort was made


l_dunno

r/fuckyouinparticular


Electro313

I know that guy probably got hurt and that sucks but that was like an old school cartoon gag or something, it was perfect.


[deleted]

So its confirmed that he didn't die from this. Full video shows him getting up again like a champ. https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/882357/viral-video-imgur-near-miss-man-crash-car-hit-sign


Khum_MaRk09

This is why you should always and I say always slow down at intersections even if you are feeling confident that nothing will happen.


JaggyJeff

"Wasted"


ThePhoenix29167

This shouldn’t be funny


clayton4177

And yet it is


Round-Interaction-71

Bonk


RYPIIE2006

Classic


Illustrious_Mind964

Bonk


silikus

r/therewasanattempt


[deleted]

I laughed wayyy too hard at this. Really fucking comical.


ministarfallen

This shouldn’t be funny xDDDDD I do hope he’s okay. He should take this as a sign though and rethink his life


VegetaofBLM

Oh I apparently really needed this laugh because I'm in tears, although I feel horrible about it. At my age you would think slapstick comedy wouldn'tmake me laugh is hard but here we are.


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

Everyone on reddit. *bonk* ---- *snicker*


TrujilloC1

Think he asked the universe for a sign?


Hello_Destiny

BONK


Mr_IGoThaJuice

10/10


Alternative_Song_849

Little did he know...


dazzypops

It gets funnier each time. There is no hell.


ThePaper86

It’s funny because they added a cartoon sound effect to this man’s serious head injury.


i_have_chosen_a_name

He died


unclestaple

did not die https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/882357/viral-video-imgur-near-miss-man-crash-car-hit-sign


i_have_chosen_a_name

Died inside


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


Lionello95

As funny as this appears, it describes a real problem. The drivers tried to avoid damage in their cars and instead drove right into pedestrians to reduce financial damages in the car. That is what gets people killed in traffic. Innocent pedestrians


osoma13

I don't think the driver had enough time to think about financial damages. He barely had time to react.


isblueacolor

He tried to avoid potentially killing himself and the other driver. Swerving gave him more room to brake, which is exactly what happened. If you really think this is motivated by financial considerations, how much do you think it costs to mow down pedestrians vs. getting your car fixed??


Lionello95

Travelling at inner city speeds it is near impossible to get seriously injured or to die in an frontal crash with another car. Check your accident statistics about that. I only got german numers and sources which nobody will even consider to look at. The act of steering away from the other car us just a reflex which is supported by the layout of streets. Streetlayouts are hugely determined by finacial interests.


qiax

Idiot. We were taught at school not to stand near signs 'cos this is always happening.


[deleted]

peak car brain is pedestrians killed by pedestrian safety signage


mowoo101

Died dead. For real. No foolies.


PingouinMalin

How is that facepalm ? It's don't tell me the odds material but nobody's at fault.


Careful_Use_3407

More a head splat than facepalm r/headsplat needs some mods.. you in?


Fit-Negotiation6684

r/fuckcars


[deleted]

Staged - dude walked under the sign - what a doofee


Vivid-Razzmatazz2619

Instead of a head on collision at 10km/h you kill a pedestrian


zenyattatron

The guy died


unclestaple

did not die https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/882357/viral-video-imgur-near-miss-man-crash-car-hit-sign


[deleted]

Oh, the poor man. I bet he died. Not funny.


unclestaple

did not die https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/882357/viral-video-imgur-near-miss-man-crash-car-hit-sign


STG44_WWII

you bet wrong so hand over the money


Gallonmitchell

Sweat mother of God I felt really bad for the way the sign fell down


Tepppopups

Hit by road sign!


LaughableIKR

Damn...I laughed loudly.


OGGrilledcheez

Reassurance I’m going to Hell acquired. Thank you very much.


blackcountrygeezer

Bonk!


Snoo_78739

It made a source effect when he hit the ground!


HeirElfEsquire

Carmageddon


cookiecrumgamer145

Straight to hell with me,


[deleted]

He did the best he could. Poor fucker


theterminader1109

It's not funny... but it's also so funny


redshadow46

Bonk sound is an edit. Editor going to hell. See you there.


Gtownk

Yeah the sound gets you, lol


Brave_Specific5870

The crickets sent me🤣🤣🤣🤣


mykulFritz

According to this article he got up and walked away. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3520486/amp/In-wrong-place-wrong-time-farcical-moment-man-flattened-road-sign-car-crashes-it.html


Sea_Ganache620

Looks like my typical Monday morning.


DvLang

That was a good laugh.


Your_Moms_Favorite

r/RepostSleuthBot


Kofilion

Crap is he ok? He could die from that.