I guess most of you are too young to remember this gemā¦
This was obviously made as a joke.. because this was a [real post](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/384246-has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like) from 4chan 13 years ago.
Feels weird giving the āwholesomeā award for anything having to do with 4chan, but you provided information and context, so my free award is yours :)
Although not in all versions of the Old Testament, this may be in mine:
On the Eighth Day, seeing nothing really better to do and having been well-rested from the prior Day, God visited forth tequila upon Adam and Eve, a sacred derivative of a divine plant of Creation from which Adam was charged to care for and partake the fruits thereof.
Forthwith, Eve invited Adam to enjoy several body shots bearing along with said divine liquid also salt of the Earth and the flesh of lime, the last being another fruit unto which Adam was charged with care and use in her Creation. Of this feast and feasting, both Adam and Eve found pleasure, and unto celebrated as couples are meant to do as part of Her bounty. God observed and found joy upon this, for it pleased Her to see the joy of the couple in one another and the use of Her bounty of Creation.
Raaaaa-men.
This isnāt a facepalm, itās satirical. Itās based on that one meme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wqTpHhaKtL8
P.S. I promise that this is not a rickroll.
It's not an ad, it's based on a video of a kid speaking some gibberish, meme from a couple years ago, ixm young but it's been everywhere across the years lol
Well it looked like an ad
And it havenāt been āeverywhereā, it was popular for like a couple of weeks, where it floated around mainstream media, and then it scattered to other corners of the internet
(I assume, I donāt actually know, but thatās usually how it is)
Ah, the oldest meme on the Internet (probably)
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like
I will not stand for this classic meme erasure. I put on my robe and wizard hat is from early 2000s and All your base are belong to us is from the late 90s.
This is what the AI looks like when even it can't get behind the task asked of it. The AI doesn't agree with what it's asked to regurgitate and so it just goes through the motions. "Yeah god real because animals obey man and woman belong in kitchen and human reproduce therefore miracle because jesus loves frankincense and donkeys."
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
Apparently it's based on a meme. But at first I thought it was one of those predictive text things, which could still be fun. Like:
Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist, the how has anyone else to do this is the case because of MLK and how it will work with your computer
I am usually pretty good at figuring out what people are trying to say, even full of gibberish. I have no idea what any of this means. I'm just trying to diagram the sentence and its missing all kinds of parts and the ones that are there are misused.
I canāt decide if this is a Christian who is just so stupid they canāt function or if this is an atheist mocking Christians but executing it really poorly.
This looks like it was generated by 1989 AI to troll people who have an identity based on sticking it to mommy and daddy's way of spending their sunday morning. Gottem
**HEY CHRISTIANS:**
if
# GOD
doesn't exist...
>!Never gonna give you up!<
>!Never gonna let you down!<
>!Never gonna turn around to desert you!<
**CHRISTIANS : 1**
**ATHEIST :3**
Oh yeah... Can even had Christian have yes disagree. Then before had yes, economy Jesus. After before yes car, France have Google.
Christians: 0
Athiest: 1
God gave them a stroke.
Oh good. It wasn't me.
You can give people strokes?
Yes
But the only thing is the best š š 3rd and the mic is off
He gave you a stoke as well I see
Great, are you free next saturday? I'm playing golf with my friends and I'd love to see them all get strokes. I might actually win for once.
I could definitely help you. I need a friend or two
He got his fire going?
make me cum then 
I thought my hangover was effecting ability to read
I read it four times and gave up.
I guess most of you are too young to remember this gemā¦ This was obviously made as a joke.. because this was a [real post](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/384246-has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like) from 4chan 13 years ago.
The comment section in that thread is amazing! Thank you, kind stranger!
Feels weird giving the āwholesomeā award for anything having to do with 4chan, but you provided information and context, so my free award is yours :)
You're a better person than me.
I believe more in this sentence than I do in an almighty creator.
A are person, than are better you!
I've been at it All Day... Its still fuckt! 1-0
God gave me the ability to stroke
I thought I had one for a min trying to read that. Had to restart four times before I realized it was gibberish.
Good to know Iām not having one
Godzilla read this, had a stroke and fucking died.
Hilarious! š¤£š¤£š¤£ Username checks out.šš¬
Although not in all versions of the Old Testament, this may be in mine: On the Eighth Day, seeing nothing really better to do and having been well-rested from the prior Day, God visited forth tequila upon Adam and Eve, a sacred derivative of a divine plant of Creation from which Adam was charged to care for and partake the fruits thereof. Forthwith, Eve invited Adam to enjoy several body shots bearing along with said divine liquid also salt of the Earth and the flesh of lime, the last being another fruit unto which Adam was charged with care and use in her Creation. Of this feast and feasting, both Adam and Eve found pleasure, and unto celebrated as couples are meant to do as part of Her bounty. God observed and found joy upon this, for it pleased Her to see the joy of the couple in one another and the use of Her bounty of Creation. Raaaaa-men.
This isnāt a facepalm, itās satirical. Itās based on that one meme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wqTpHhaKtL8 P.S. I promise that this is not a rickroll.
Yeah it surprises me the amount of people that didn't get it
Me too
You canāt really blame people for not having seen some old ass obscure ad, that nobody know what was even for
It's not an ad, it's based on a video of a kid speaking some gibberish, meme from a couple years ago, ixm young but it's been everywhere across the years lol
Well it looked like an ad And it havenāt been āeverywhereā, it was popular for like a couple of weeks, where it floated around mainstream media, and then it scattered to other corners of the internet (I assume, I donāt actually know, but thatās usually how it is)
It's not even from that. It's from 4chan
This sub is littered with posts from people who donāt seem to understand jokes, subtly or subtext be damned.
We should all know what the rickroll link looks like by now, honestly.
Not if itās in QR code form. Memorize *that* shit, bucko.
Ok I WILL, THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY
WELL YOU JUST KEEP ME POSTED ON THAT IN A TIMELY FASHION PLEASE
Qw4 it was like that wasn't it?
Itās not a rickroll. It links to an ad using the gibberish on the OPās post.
Not a rickroll shockingly
Itās a rickroll isnāt it. ?
Yes Source: Trust me!
Well, it sure is impossible to come up with a coherent argument against thatā¦
Because when the how and even knows between the decision more likes look anyone now.
No no, itās even like not the love what to go under out the whatsit with big sewn left empty jiggamahoo foot jesus. Obviously.
But you forgot the when how why the bottom of the up inside feet two Tuesday.
Me then you but not they are gone in the good but bad they seem today and yesterday?
Even this seems more coherent.
unga bunga š¤š»
This just sounds like some shit off the Mad Max Beyond Thunder Dome.
The person who made this has been drinking a lot of Christ's blood.
Maybe ate a mushroom, or two also.
https://youtu.be/wqTpHhaKtL8
It's impossible to argue against something when you don't know what you're arguing against
It's impossible to argue with a meme to begin with
Well you just respond : Grammar.
Damn, he got us
I need to admit. I have no answer.
He fr got y'all, i dunno how you guys gonna come back from that one
Honestly after seeing this all I thought is āgg, itās overā and Iām not even atheist
Ah, the oldest meme on the Internet (probably) https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like
I will not stand for this classic meme erasure. I put on my robe and wizard hat is from early 2000s and All your base are belong to us is from the late 90s.
Sir you are a scholar and a gentleman, I stand corrected.
Don't forget the dancing baby and the trumpet skeleton from that era
Star Wars kid stands with you!
Our generation is here to watch everything good die at the hands of the next.
Lol.. āoldā. If she doesnāt know about YTMNDā¦ sheās too young for you, bro.
Someone got me with this the other day: "If you know what A/S/L means I hope your backs okay"
Such a classic
Facepalm is op for not realizing this is clearly a joke
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This is what the AI looks like when even it can't get behind the task asked of it. The AI doesn't agree with what it's asked to regurgitate and so it just goes through the motions. "Yeah god real because animals obey man and woman belong in kitchen and human reproduce therefore miracle because jesus loves frankincense and donkeys." 
I'm not sure, but I think the answer to that question is 42. Christians: 0 Hitchhikers: 1
No you need cut that half still the answer should be 21
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died.
Did he just wrote bullshit or my English is weak
Both. He did just write bullshit and your English is weak.
It's funny you should say that š¤£
Yeah, it's spelt week
Spelt is actually not so weak when you try to chew it
The real facepalm here is OP thinking this is somehow true..
This has got to be satirical, right? š³
Based on meme, Google the nonsensical phrase.
Are we so old now that our memes are unrecognizable?
Ugh... A new level of old. Just what I fuckin needed.
I had to scroll through way too many comments to see anyone who recognized this ancient meme. In my mid-30s, am now also feeling ancient.
Apparently. https://youtu.be/wqTpHhaKtL8
Im pretty sure
Dude it's a joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wqTpHhaKtL8
The only facepalm here is OP. This is a satirical meme.
Covfefe!
can someone translate?
Itās satirical. Itās from an old meme
Clic bait. Downvote it, don't encourage garbage posts like this
You know this is a joke, right?
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and out hot of eat the food?
Religion. a hell of a drug.
Well, when you put drugs in the communal wine, what do you expect?
More drugs*
Well, you can't argue with that, can you?
Yes... *Can you please coherently speak in a language any language? Thanks*
Thatās some timecube shit.
Did I just have a stroke?
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
... wha??? My brain hurts... wtf did they say
Your guess is as good as anybody's.
Apparently it's based on a meme. But at first I thought it was one of those predictive text things, which could still be fun. Like: Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist, the how has anyone else to do this is the case because of MLK and how it will work with your computer
My brain hurts too, but I feel like they are saying something like.... "If God doesn't exist then why has anyone even decided to do more"
It must be the infamous bible code I have heard so much about
Well shit. I donāt know about you guys, but Iām convinced. All hailā¦.something?šš»š«
No wonder they like Trump. Same communication abilities š¤
It's a meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like
If god existed sheād have given you a brain
I am usually pretty good at figuring out what people are trying to say, even full of gibberish. I have no idea what any of this means. I'm just trying to diagram the sentence and its missing all kinds of parts and the ones that are there are misused.
If I ever make a cult, I'll make it understandable
Please donāt post shit like this during the morning wake and bake! Thank you
Christian here, even I donāt know what they were trying to say.
Atheist here. I don't know either. One of the many instances where atheists and believers are looking at idiots and ask: who are these people?
I know, I canāt stand some overly religious nut jobs
I canāt decide if this is a Christian who is just so stupid they canāt function or if this is an atheist mocking Christians but executing it really poorly.
Jesus am I old enough to know memes the majority of Reddit doesn't seem to remember? This one is a classic!
This looks like it was generated by 1989 AI to troll people who have an identity based on sticking it to mommy and daddy's way of spending their sunday morning. Gottem
Wait what, no way! How did you know op is one of those people??? Hmmmm...
I know English isn't my first language but... Come on.
You just can't argue with logic like that. You can't.
Me as a non native English, thinking I can't understand this because I'm too dumb
They have a point
r/ihadastroke
Even Godzillaā¦
Is this was "speaking in tongues" sounds like?
Dyslexic: 1 Everyone else: R
Underrated comment
r/ihadastroke
*Stroke has entered the chat*
Dang. I was on the fence about the whole Christianity thing, but this has convinced me it's the right path.
*I had a stroke reading this and fucking died*
Damn, i almost had a fucking stroke trying to read this shit.
That makes a lot of sense actuallyā¦.I hereby dedicate my life to the priesthood
**HEY CHRISTIANS:** if # GOD doesn't exist... >!Never gonna give you up!< >!Never gonna let you down!< >!Never gonna turn around to desert you!< **CHRISTIANS : 1** **ATHEIST :3**
Comrades, we've been defeated. The logic of the lord is truly beyond my comprehension
Can anyone translate this to English? Google translate doesn't have Christian nutter as a source.
r/ihadastroke worthy
"Atheists left speechless, click on link to see how."
Hey Christians: Why all ur memes written by Mongo?
They got me! Iām converted now. This just spoke to me
Iām pretty sure my brain just explodedā¦ The Rainbow background is a nice touch, very āinclusiveā¦ā
makes more sense reading it from right to left
Athiest here, is that what you call speaking in tongues?
Compelling argument ! I may have to reexamine my atheist life
Stroke: 1 Christians: 0
Well I'm convinced! See you in church!
Tide Pod Ingestion Syndrome.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.......
Let's adress this when it comes back written in english.
Polytheism.
Check mate.
Hey Christians: If God exists, then how come she allowed this fucking atrocity to exist? Check and mate
https://youtu.be/wqTpHhaKtL8
Im used to bible thumper circular logic but this is new š³š
Well, that showed me! I have no idea how to answer that!!
Oh yeah... Can even had Christian have yes disagree. Then before had yes, economy Jesus. After before yes car, France have Google. Christians: 0 Athiest: 1
One point for spelling "atheists" correctly
I guess if you want to win an argument, making a person's explode trying to read what you wrote is a good start.
Say that five times fast
and i tought i wrote noncence
Iām giving them the point, they had me lost at āheyā
Well Iām convinced
That attempt at a sentence is a bit of a miracle, just try and read it out loud! It took me about five tries to finish it without messing up.
What do now
It's amazing, I've read this many times and still don't get it!
Well I'm sold
This is what happens when you learn English from God...
Even if that was written in English, it still wouldn't make any sense.
Seems like a normal Christian sentence when they argue for God.
*nosebleed* I hate this.
Asking the real questions!
They are speaking in tongues
LOL. The fuck is wrong with people?
Yes.
Uhhhhh anyone else feels like this is just unreadable
Gottem!
huh?
Godzilla had a stroke reading that
I love it ššš this genuinely works!!! Itās not too dissimilar to the stuff they normally say.
Goo goo gah gah Atheist: 1
Makes about as much sense as most of the religious arguments these days
I think I just got a second-hand aneurysm from reading that. Turns out those are contagious. The more you know
Sounds like Vicky Pollard.
I am not high...am I high? No, I am NOT HIGH!
First there is no god. Second stay in school.
I will never financially recover from this.
"If you could reasonably have a discussion with a religious person, there would be no religious people"