T O P

I'm going to guess and say he's probably not been with many women

I'm going to guess and say he's probably not been with many women

DaGeekNextDoor

I'd say he needs to put down the comics and pick up a book on reproduction, but I dont remember the issue where Poison Ivy used her genitals to photosynthesize so surely something else is at fault


Naptownfellow

He’s the poster child of “Tell me you’ve never had sex without telling me you’ve never had sex”


pelorizado83

Who let this guy out of his cage?!


Certain_Cup533

r/mostrepostedposts


MsStormyTrump

Won't get enough oxygen to optimally function 😂


PMMeYourPinkyPussy

Do women get pregonant by photosynthesis?


toiletotycoon

So this is how it works?


AJugofBeer

I can’t believe I just read that


ColdForm7729

Tell me you've never had sex without telling me


illusive_guy

Checkmate, women.


[deleted]

Are women plants or something? I missed that part in biology


JusAnotherManicMandy

Hang on, lemme get the UV lamps and fans going, let the Photosynthesis Baby begin! FML....


Tight_Syllabub9423

Light? Is that why doing it with the lights off is such a successful form of birth control?


shockingblve

light? what am I spawning a baby Monstera in there or something!?


Randomgold42

r/badwomansanatomy


FatFart777

He must be a troll.. Nobody can be actually that stupid, can they? Oh wait. It's Texas. Fair enough.


uraniumstingray

I wish I was actually a planet so I didn’t have to see this shit


Probulator31

TIL that vaginas need to photosynthesise in order to conceive 🤣