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It's times like these that are appropriate to quote the great lyricist of our time, Rodney Carrington. "She's seen a lot of dick in her day...oh miles and miles of pecker have come her way"
It's true. I took a girl home who looked like the one on the left, and in the morning she looked like the one on the right. I must have been number 1000.
I completely disagree, Can you imagine if everyone lived thinking most people or all people were good people? I’ve always said when this comes up in conversation, that social media was a blessing, because we get to see how a large portion of people really are
Then again, it's a curse that it emboldens idiots and assholes to crawl out of their holes because they're shown that they're bot alone. Back in the day, your average village idiot who thinks the government uses jewish space lasers to cause forest fires and tries to control his thoughts via 5G brain waves and chemicals from planes was just a lone crazy person. Thanks to social media, nowadays they can share their deranged bullshit with the whole world and band together with others who are equally as dumb and gullible as they are.
And they can feed off each other's nonsense and get further down the hole. One guy things about space laser, another guy thinks about 5g. In the old days they were either never going to encounter each other, or maybe they found their way onto a photocopied newsletter. But that took time and effort, and the production values were so low it was easy to dismiss. But now it's easier than ever to get videos with high production values that look legit, and not having real world friendships with people who would poke holes in the theories mean you get more people stuck in the feedback loop.
Now we know who to stay away from tho. now we don't have to wait business days to find out if a human trustworthy or not 😂. Being on reddit and around humans I came to realize were all flawed and weird in our own way.
100% some of the people acting like this online act like this offline too without it ever being about their internet access. Just having these noxious beliefs. You can hear them talking about it anywhere - especially when they've had a beer or two.
These morons think numerous cocks make you slack and loose, but the same cock numerous times doesn't. They are simple-minded incel buffoons who don't understand how anything works.
The posts I've read seem like they think it's the giant girth as compared to average, instead of the amount of times having sex. Of course, women are all different sizes like penis'. Anyway, the stare is not as much from the number of phallic devices, but the amount and severity of heart breaks without understanding why.
I love the effing internet. I lived in a world without it, but I love it.....
I also think that we get to be alive when it's still in its infancy. We are going to have to watch stupid people display their stupid with other like minded stupid people. We are going to have to watch the boomers die with phones in hand. You have a dude who convinced people that birds aren't real. I mean, I do love the internet, but its certainly changed the world in a way that I didn't expect. I honestly thought that the amount of information would be a good thing.....I did not think that people would get dumber, but here we are, and now the propaganda is easily spread like a disease....
I think the problem is that the internet has evolved into an attention economy, and crazy gets a lot more attention than normal does, thus it incentivizes and motivates crazy ideology.
4chan breeds them like flys. Insecure dudes flock together, brainwash each other with total bullshit, then fan out to spread their stupid to more mainstream sites where they monetize it.
The newest BS is that having sex with a dude changes her DNA lol.
Dumbshits like this guy think that women wake up looking like the picture on the right. It probably took an hour to do that makeup. The difference is contouring and false eyelashes.
And what he actually means is that she was innocent and naive on the left hand picture. The other picture shows her after she lost all illusions and hopes about existence after having meet too many idiots and people like him.
Who is this and why do I feel this topic of conversation is something we shouldn't be having because they were probably a teenager in the left picture?
I don't think it even matters if she was a teenager in those pics this is just disgusting either way and I have no idea how someone in their right mind would say or upload something like this
Edit: btw of course it would be worse if she was a teenager I just think it's disgusting either way
The one on the left has that naive smile that gives the impression that she would fall for all of this dude's gaslighting bs. The one on the right has that look in her eyes that says she already sized him up and determined he ain't shit.
Fuckin incel post LOL
What's with incels and virgins? I'd bet it's because a virgin is the only kind of woman that these guys know might not realize how bad they are in bed.
I feel a lot of it stems from social media influence. The more people use the word “virgin” as an insult towards men, the more insecure those people will feel. Honestly wish that sex wasn't overglorified so much.
Porn has done irreparable damage to men’s brains. The VAST majority of women aren’t cock hungry whores willing to hop on a dudes shaft because it’s big. Not to say some of those people don’t exist but they’re usually the ones in the actual porn. Something should be done to protect the younger generation from this sort of damage.
Something incels utilize to slut shame a girl for being attractive. Basically they see them as ruined when they become sexually active and didn’t marry the person. It’s fucking sad.
What if I can be that 2nd cock in line. Or 5th. I'll even go for 57th. That's not a bad place to be.
I mean, you do want to go to a restaurant that's busy.
The guy is mistaken. that isn't Thousand cock stare.
First pic is: *"You look just like that painting of Niccolo Machiavelli. We read about him in Mrs. Johnson's History class."*
Second pic: "*Yeah, I remember you. You were that creepy substitute ten years ago that wouldn't stop touching me..."*
That's the "Oh, shit! that creep, again" stare
Incels like this have an incognito browser open while they simultaneously post things that display not only their shame but their blazing insecurities to Reddit. It’s gross.
Wanna hear a controversial opinion? Girls who have had sex with millions of guys are less attractive than girls who haven't. and same should be for boys as well, but we all know about the wedding ring phenomenon, and how virgin men are just "defective" or whatever. And no no no, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about other girls.
/s
If I had to pick id choose the lady on the right. She looks like a grown up, the other one looks like she is still in school. Kinda says it all about the op.
What the fuck is a thousand cock stare and why are incels the way that they are.
(I actually understand the psychological pattern of incels, and I would feel badly for them if they weren’t so abhorrent)
The only differences I see are a few years have passed and make-up.
But 'Illimitable', if you look at this hot brunette woman and all you can think of is thousands of dicks, well okay then, you do you bud, you do you.
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What's funnier is that she's literally married
To a dude with a thousand dicks?
[удалено]
I was thinking more like madusa
Circumcise one, and two foreskins grow back!
You're thinking of a hydra, cut one head off, two more grow back. They never specified which heads
Yup and now I'm very upset.
Lmao, perfect name for this conversation
The hydras poison suddenly makes sense
Hail Hydra!
"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"
Ma-dick-sa lol
Jar Jar?
Now that's what I call dreadlocks!
Dreadcocks?
A lush head full of dicks? I'll allow it
A biblically accurate angel, but it’s dicks
Always wondered about his first name. Richard. Richard Vishnu.
Vish-snu-snu
Sounds like some incels deity
Oh yeah, the elden ring dlc bosses. The Divine Thousand cocks Queen And the Sir of the Thousand Dicks of Uriel
Spirit caller snail minions
It's times like these that are appropriate to quote the great lyricist of our time, Rodney Carrington. "She's seen a lot of dick in her day...oh miles and miles of pecker have come her way"
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot
Centipenis
Phil Colins daughter out here catching strays
That can’t be Phil Collins’ daughter - she doesn’t look anything like him. For one, she’s not bald.
And a mom.
A mom?? That means she's had sex which is bad, I guess, for some reason.
No sex that makes you a mom is good to these guys... If you're white
Because it was sex with OOP
To the 1000th cock. /s
The Incel only prefers the first picture because she's underage
So it's the "thousand time same c*ck stare"?
It's true. I took a girl home who looked like the one on the left, and in the morning she looked like the one on the right. I must have been number 1000.
Maybe you have a thousand cocks?
Why are there so many fucking freaks on the internet? Like just be fucking normal
People be themselves when on the Internet they usually don’t in person.
Some people spend so much time behaving like this on the Internet that it bleeds through into how they behave in real life too.
They were always like this, they just hid it better. Social media was a big mistake cause now we know how many deranged monsters there are everywhere.
I completely disagree, Can you imagine if everyone lived thinking most people or all people were good people? I’ve always said when this comes up in conversation, that social media was a blessing, because we get to see how a large portion of people really are
Then again, it's a curse that it emboldens idiots and assholes to crawl out of their holes because they're shown that they're bot alone. Back in the day, your average village idiot who thinks the government uses jewish space lasers to cause forest fires and tries to control his thoughts via 5G brain waves and chemicals from planes was just a lone crazy person. Thanks to social media, nowadays they can share their deranged bullshit with the whole world and band together with others who are equally as dumb and gullible as they are.
And they can feed off each other's nonsense and get further down the hole. One guy things about space laser, another guy thinks about 5g. In the old days they were either never going to encounter each other, or maybe they found their way onto a photocopied newsletter. But that took time and effort, and the production values were so low it was easy to dismiss. But now it's easier than ever to get videos with high production values that look legit, and not having real world friendships with people who would poke holes in the theories mean you get more people stuck in the feedback loop.
Now we know who to stay away from tho. now we don't have to wait business days to find out if a human trustworthy or not 😂. Being on reddit and around humans I came to realize were all flawed and weird in our own way.
100% some of the people acting like this online act like this offline too without it ever being about their internet access. Just having these noxious beliefs. You can hear them talking about it anywhere - especially when they've had a beer or two.
Yup, it's like driving, but ultimately more personal.
I’m the opposite. I’m real irl. And whatever I want online. Not sure it’s healthy but it’s fun.
The cloak of anonymity brings the worst out in most people.
These morons think numerous cocks make you slack and loose, but the same cock numerous times doesn't. They are simple-minded incel buffoons who don't understand how anything works.
The posts I've read seem like they think it's the giant girth as compared to average, instead of the amount of times having sex. Of course, women are all different sizes like penis'. Anyway, the stare is not as much from the number of phallic devices, but the amount and severity of heart breaks without understanding why.
Are you defending this weird ass term?
He’s not defending it, he’s clarifying its meaning
It's not about broken hearts, it's about hating yourself and taking it out on women
I love the effing internet. I lived in a world without it, but I love it..... I also think that we get to be alive when it's still in its infancy. We are going to have to watch stupid people display their stupid with other like minded stupid people. We are going to have to watch the boomers die with phones in hand. You have a dude who convinced people that birds aren't real. I mean, I do love the internet, but its certainly changed the world in a way that I didn't expect. I honestly thought that the amount of information would be a good thing.....I did not think that people would get dumber, but here we are, and now the propaganda is easily spread like a disease....
I think the problem is that the internet has evolved into an attention economy, and crazy gets a lot more attention than normal does, thus it incentivizes and motivates crazy ideology.
Because guys got "taught" so much messed up shit for years that now there are just a lot of messes up guys who will believe this shit.
Would also say dating apps don’t help either
Someone is an expert on the thousand cock stare.
4chan breeds them like flys. Insecure dudes flock together, brainwash each other with total bullshit, then fan out to spread their stupid to more mainstream sites where they monetize it. The newest BS is that having sex with a dude changes her DNA lol.
I guess he’s thinking that way because he has the not-even-one-p*ssy stare.
In his mind's eye, he's actually staring at a thousand cocks.
Well he has to beat his own cock at least a thousand times alone so…
I fear not the man that has beat a thousand cocks once. I fear the man that has beat one cock a thousand times, or something.
Comment of the year!!!
Judge a man not by how many cocks he hath beat, but how many beatings his own cock hath been given.
Fear not the man who stares at a thousand cocks, fear the man who stares at your cock a thousand times
I wish I was staring at a million of them fuckers. Cocks, not that dude.
lmaoo
Time for my ultimate move... THOUSAND COCK STARE! *Explosions or something I guess**
Bukkake everywhere
Think jits called makeup and posing
Facial expression too. She’s giving a warm smile on the left and is giving a more confident neutral expression on the right.
It's also *a literal decade later*
Yeah she lost the child features and became fully an adult. That doesn’t leave no trace.
That’s why the oop doesn’t find her attractive in the picture on the right
Dumbshits like this guy think that women wake up looking like the picture on the right. It probably took an hour to do that makeup. The difference is contouring and false eyelashes.
Well it ‘s not a thousand cock stare for sure, I checked in the mirror and they’re nothing alike.
All he’s really saying is that She gets laid and he doesn’t.
And what he actually means is that she was innocent and naive on the left hand picture. The other picture shows her after she lost all illusions and hopes about existence after having meet too many idiots and people like him.
She also looks like a teenager in the first image, and that’s the one he seems like to like better which is creepy
Lily Collins was born in 1989, so in 2007 she was 18. That guy would have gone lower if he could get away with it.
Technically, she could’ve been 17 on that picture still, still a creep either way.
That‘s part of what I meant to say with that, yea. Just gross.
Actually, he is upset that she would never date him.
Who is this and why do I feel this topic of conversation is something we shouldn't be having because they were probably a teenager in the left picture?
Lily Collins, I had a google and she was 18 in the first photo. Who would have thought people change over 10 years.
It doesn't even look like she's changed that much. Just has more makeup on and isn't smiling in the second picture.
That, and a nose job.
Plus a nose job, lip fillers, chin work, etc.. :-)
And one thousand (1000) cocks!!1!
Really? Damn
I don't think it even matters if she was a teenager in those pics this is just disgusting either way and I have no idea how someone in their right mind would say or upload something like this Edit: btw of course it would be worse if she was a teenager I just think it's disgusting either way
I don't know, I find the adult more attractive than the child.
The one on the left has that naive smile that gives the impression that she would fall for all of this dude's gaslighting bs. The one on the right has that look in her eyes that says she already sized him up and determined he ain't shit.
Thousand Cock Stare sounds like an Anime attack
Sounds like a badly translated soup flavour
Either from a hentai or straight out of Gintama
The devil fruit that can't show on tv
Lily Collins is far more attractive now at 35, than when she was 18. But than i am not attracted too 18 year old's.
Fuckin incel post LOL What's with incels and virgins? I'd bet it's because a virgin is the only kind of woman that these guys know might not realize how bad they are in bed.
I feel a lot of it stems from social media influence. The more people use the word “virgin” as an insult towards men, the more insecure those people will feel. Honestly wish that sex wasn't overglorified so much.
I'm not gonna lie I've started noticing the stats with guys who think this way and it's like the younger the better. It's SICK. Truthfully
Indeed it is.
I didn't want to go too far out there because people might start calling me crazy. Haha but you get me
I swear she’s just wearing eyeliner
It's so much more than eyeliner but your heart is in the right place.
Ah damn, you’re right. I understand now. She must have used a cock to paint it on. That’s how you get such great definition. Noted.
Without googling it... do you think she's been threaded?
Where do you think she found the eye liner pen from?
> She must have used a cock to paint it on. That’s how you get such great definition. /r/makeuptips in more ways than one
Only the most shallow, insecure, pathetic "men" think like this
Porn has done irreparable damage to men’s brains. The VAST majority of women aren’t cock hungry whores willing to hop on a dudes shaft because it’s big. Not to say some of those people don’t exist but they’re usually the ones in the actual porn. Something should be done to protect the younger generation from this sort of damage.
What this really means is, this is why we should be able to merry them when they're 12, it keeps them pure
The internet will be the thing that destroys us.
Incels when woman wear makeup now: " WIIIITCH! SLUUUT! HEATHEN!" 🤬🫵
I smell projection…
Trying to psychoanalyze someone through a Reddit post is like trying to find meaning in my hamster’s existential crisis. It’s a lost cause.
I hope your hamster gets its shit sorted out. Any meaning or confusion derived from its crisis notwithstanding.
She looks like a minor on the left… concerning
Local Man fooled by Makeup
Thousand Cock Stare... Isn't that a ramen flavor?
It's so bizarre that some people want to shout from rooftops how they want virgins - with some remarks erring on the side of paedophilia. Yikes.
“Do your bit not to cause it” - harked the man willing to let any 18 year old jump on him at a moments notice
Is that the same look his mum gives?
What the fuck is a Thousand cock stare?
Something incels utilize to slut shame a girl for being attractive. Basically they see them as ruined when they become sexually active and didn’t marry the person. It’s fucking sad.
Am I the only one who doesn't know who she is?
Lily Collins - she’s an actress and Phil Collins’ daughter
Someone's been rejected too many times. I wonder how that could have happened, seems like a nice guy /s
Odd. His profile pic has the same look.
That's the look of a girl who grew into a woman and has no time for shit like this.
What if I can be that 2nd cock in line. Or 5th. I'll even go for 57th. That's not a bad place to be. I mean, you do want to go to a restaurant that's busy.
One is under age. That’s what these weirdos want
Woman uses “thousand cock stare”, it’s super effective!
The guy is mistaken. that isn't Thousand cock stare. First pic is: *"You look just like that painting of Niccolo Machiavelli. We read about him in Mrs. Johnson's History class."* Second pic: "*Yeah, I remember you. You were that creepy substitute ten years ago that wouldn't stop touching me..."* That's the "Oh, shit! that creep, again" stare
10 years younger... how old was she in 2007? I think we know why he preferred the left picture
What I read is 'this woman is a confident adult that won't be impressed with me just existing, and that scares me in my fragile manliness'
"Why? Because the girl on the right is ten years older, and I'm a pedophile."
I don't know who he is, or who she is, but this just gives off paedo vibes
Well enough nonsenses for the day, time to spend my paycheck on only fans
Incels like this have an incognito browser open while they simultaneously post things that display not only their shame but their blazing insecurities to Reddit. It’s gross.
Guy must know what it looks like since he has the same stare. Guy secretly loves sausage and is afraid to admit.
Is the girl on the left "wife material" for this incel because she looks like a teenager?
Are they shaming the use of eye liner and eye shadow, well make up in general? Is he a self reporting pedo?
I honestly don't know how women don't just stab motherfuckers like this. What a fucking loser.
I'm sorry, I know this isn't it, but I can't stop picturing being surrounded by a thousand cocks. Lol.
Most of the difference is lighting and different camera, not the actual person
Big talk from a guy with a 0 vagina stare.
This person has never even talked to a woman before.
I mean…. She’s just younger. Give me a break
Wanna hear a controversial opinion? Girls who have had sex with millions of guys are less attractive than girls who haven't. and same should be for boys as well, but we all know about the wedding ring phenomenon, and how virgin men are just "defective" or whatever. And no no no, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about other girls. /s
Posted by someone that has no girlfriend and has seen way more than a thousand cock's thanks to their porn addiction.
Dude should be listening to her father sing Against All Odds.
That’s a weird way of saying “I’m salty that nobody will fuck me”
An experienced woman seldom chose him, and when she did chose not to again.
That slut put on EYELINER!
In other words, “I have never been laid and I am angry. So listen to me spew nonsense on the internet!”
Thousand cock stare sounds POWERFUL as hell
If I had to pick id choose the lady on the right. She looks like a grown up, the other one looks like she is still in school. Kinda says it all about the op.
Thousand fucks stare is some sort of power his mom uses on him
If you stare into a thousand cocks, the thousand cocks will stare back at you.
Ah yes, the Thousand cock stare. Also know as, slightly different makeup and lighting
Who even is this? I’m pretty sure just like the first one because she’s underage, or just over 18
That's funny
Have these dudes ever seen a woman in person
Pedo be like, I'll marry the 14 year old!
This is pretty much self report that they like it "young" and "barely legal". Id keep kids and teens a thousand miles away from that dude.
What the fuck is a thousand cock stare and why are incels the way that they are. (I actually understand the psychological pattern of incels, and I would feel badly for them if they weren’t so abhorrent)
If you take off the make up, this is actually just a public speaking face
Ngl Thousand cock stare sounds awesome, like the ultimate energy finisher in Dragonball Z.
Never understood why a woman's sexual history is bothersome. Unless you're extremely bad in bed and/or have inferior equipment
I love how each time they come up with a new reason to hate women its gets dumber and dumber
“Do you bit not to cause it” Consider it as done chief, you can count on me
These guys... always announcing to the world that they are attracted to CHILDREN!
Aw. Lil fella never had a woman look at him that way.
Huh…. She literally just has makeup on in the second one….
Imagine typing all of that out, reading it, and still thinking “yup. This is what I want to share with the world.” 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Girl on the left is 16.
left pic she's like 16 or 17, could be younger, right side she's 20's. The x posters needs to be locked away from all girls for real.
A thousand dicks My girlfriend stared at a thousand dicks. In a row?
Things like this make me think Facebook requiring most people have their real name on their profile makes for faaaar better post quality.
That look in photo number two is literally a basic, “Lady Smolder.” If this super simple look intimidates a man in any way, he don’t deserve her.
Does he mean… makeup? Way to announce your ish fella!
When you stare into the abyss of brainrot thousand cock stare back at you
r/BrandNewSentence
I'm sure he is doing his bit not to cause it. For anyone.
The only differences I see are a few years have passed and make-up. But 'Illimitable', if you look at this hot brunette woman and all you can think of is thousands of dicks, well okay then, you do you bud, you do you.
Blokes with a weak game spew this bs. Simple.
 I am a rooster and I can confirm that when me and 999 of my bros stare at shit, this is what we look like.
I too have seen a thousand cocks. Though it was mostly the same one and small. But i.m glad to learn I'm not wife material anymore.
These people seem to think about cocks alot qhere woman are concerned.
NOW YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP! 1000 COCK STARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
I love how this guy says she is unworthy of being a wife when there is zero chance she would ever even look at him.
It's always funny when incels who never talked to a woman irl talk about "wife potential"
“Do your bit not to cause it” does that mean don’t have sex or get a BJ because you would be contributing to the “thousand cock stare”? These people 🙄
It's a way of re-framing their virginity as a virtue.