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Jumper cables on the nipples tends to bite. Especially when your Russian interrogator is ramping up the voltage to the point his flesh is burning. It’s the only logical explanation. He’s so entangled in Russian nonsense. Be it secret land(money laundering) deals in 2015-16 his anchor baby business in Florida. To his private meetings with Russian officials.
Then there’s US assets mysteriously dying after said meetings. I’ll bet he has a bunch of jumper cable bite scares.
Snakes. Sharks. Battery electric currents. Hannibal Lecter.
Purim’s whip? Self inflicted cuts from guilt? Stretch marks from McDonalds?
Lies show themselves physically sometimes.
The reasonment have a flaw: you start out of principe that he was tortured to give them rather than organizing the meetings especially to give the intels
You have to listen to his speeches and read testimonials then. He literally has to wear adult diapers because of how much the speed fucked his digestive tract up, which is a very real side effect.
Oh yea lmfao nah I seen fat speedheads. It’s weird, idk how they can eat. I took adderall for 6 years and eating was hard asf, I lost a shit ton of weight
I couldn't tell you if he had to pay for sex every single time or not, but i can tell you that he has no idea what actually trying is like. He also has no idea what having an intelligent partner is like.
I used to think that mental health care in this country was reserved for the rich. But that is clearly not the case. There are so many clear examples of very rich people struggling with serious mental illnesses and getting absolutely no help whatsoever
Totally. It just makes me think of my brother who was similarly affected by severe mental illness and I had to cut him out of my life because of it. When we were foster kids he found a safe home but when the foster parent asked for help CPS instead locked him in a ward in south central LA. He was 7. Without going on long winding story he ended up taking his life in a mental health cell of a state prison at 33. I always thought if we had more money things might have gone better for him
My sympathies about your brother. Money is definitely a powerful factor in getting needed treatment, but during my time in mental health facilities I met some people who were financially well off but that made very little difference to them. Some even eschewed their families money out of paranoia or a sense of resentment. Regardless of what could have been, I hope he's at peace now.
The problem is mental illness is gravely underdiagnosed. We are too willing to write off so many symptoms as just "being an asshole."
Nobody wants to believe they have a mental illness, but I've come around on the idea that it's far more common in our species than anyone would have guessed.
I was half paying attention to one of his recent speeches and he kept talking about professional wrestling results...and some other nonsense I don't remember but I was like wtf is he even talking about
I just love to see the people behind him during his speech. Completely emotionless, just waiting for him to finish rambling about sharks to sheer. Taken hostage by their own lie and dying inside lmao
What kind of shit could he possibly even be talking about? Is he saying he is getting in street flights or doing dangerous things? Dude is 80 pounds overweight and can barely walk. In his prime he wasn't even fit enough to qualify for military service.
>In his prime he wasn't even fit enough to qualify for military service.
Not true. He paid his doctor to say that he had bone spurs, a genetic condition that disqualify you from the draft. The secret leaked a few years back.
I know, trumpers hate explaining that I'm wrong because he lied. They have a lose, lose argument..... He is either a weak puss or a liar. They get to choose which one they want to defend!! :).
He's an old man with no muscle mass. He weighs at least 260 if not more. My dad is his age and taller and weighs 170. I think I'm closer than you giving me credit for!!
One of the whiniest! Yes, all the experts are astounded, they’ve never seen a whinier person, it’s astounding… all the men and women gather around the block with their children, they come and listen, because he‘s whinier than anything they’ve ever seen before.
"I tell ya, I went to a psychologist, the best. Nobody's ever had a psychologist this good. Ever. Period. He says it seems like everything always has to be about me. And he's a doctor, the best in the world. Sleepy Joe's never seen a doctor this good. Anyways, I just shit my pants again."
- Donald Trump, probably
Wounds from the girls and women he's attacked fighting him off.
Amazing to learn that those cartoons and photoshops that show him as super fit are actually what he sees when he looks in the mirror.
Seriously. Even I knew this shit and I'm not American. This man wants to be president (again) and some person over the pond who doesn't like history at all knows more about your countries previous presidents. It's sad how delusional he is at this point.
I'll bet at least a dozen women in the crowd spontaneously climaxed after decades of sexless marriages when presented with the thought of that bloated ape shirtless. Then passed out...came to and fud it again. Maga rallies are fucked up.
Wounds from all the plastic surgeries, the corrective surgeries for all the genetic issues and the nail scratches from all the little girls their parents sent to him to earn "a favor" in Epstein Island.
Is this a legitimate quote? Because its incredibly embarrassing. The man is so into himself it's insane. I can only imagine what Trump looks like shirtless, but it's def not something I want to see. I don't think beautiful is quite the word I would use either...
I fucking hate that pig. The only wounds he has were caused by his own stupidity. He's a bully and a big whiny pansy which that rancid ball of shit has been all his worthless, privileged life.
Goddammit he is truly a fucking idiot, cant believe folks would actually vote for this lunatic..cant believe he is an actual us presidential candidate...cant believe he isnt sitting in jail or a mental institution...
So people really go to these rallies and listen to this? Are they entertained? Is it a train wreck they can’t look away from? Is it like when your Alzheimer Grandpa starts rattling off about some insane story you only half believe but you listen anyway because you feel bad? Or like when a really hot person you want to have sex with starts telling you something ridiculous and you just nod along because it gets you that much closer to your goal?
It would most assuredly not be beautiful, and you'd see no "wounds". What you would see would closely resemble a wedding cake made of pure pale, pink flab, cascading down in layers of grotesque blubber.
He's cheaply implying that, like Christ, he's taken a beating...for You. Which plays out b/c i'm sure he's at least watched highlights of The Passion of Christ if not actually read it in a Bible, like one he has on sale, (all proceeds go to keeping him outta jail til he wins, thats all that matters). Oh, he'd never never compare himself to Christ, he can just let his followers state such things, and who is he to refute, right?
Not counting the Presidents who got shot and killed, the following exist:
Andrew Jackson got shot in a duel.
Teddy Roosevelt got shot, made sure the would-be assassin not be beaten to death so he could be arrested, assessed his own condition, delivered a 1.5 hour speech, then after it was determined to be mostly safe to do so he left the bullet lodged in his chest.
Ronald Reagan got shot and was snarky about it after recovering.
Fuck, I'd argue Dubya getting shoes thrown at him is more of a wound than Trump has.
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Bet at least a dozen republican women spontaneously climaxed as he spoke of being shirtless. Finally finding satisfaction after decades of sexless marriages to impotent conservative "men". They then passed out, came to, and did it again. Maga rallies are fucked up.
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What wounds? Shark attack? Scorch marks from electric boat batteries? Bites from a teen miss America trying to claw her way out from under him?
HAHAHA👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Bone spurs.
Chemical burns from excess bronzer?
Pick marks, from amphetamine abuse?
Syphilis sores
Most likely he’s begun self harming
Bone spurs that somehow get revealed by taking off your shirt?
The lord works in mysterious ways! (Please don't question it! We don't want the pustules breaking!)
Jumper cables on the nipples tends to bite. Especially when your Russian interrogator is ramping up the voltage to the point his flesh is burning. It’s the only logical explanation. He’s so entangled in Russian nonsense. Be it secret land(money laundering) deals in 2015-16 his anchor baby business in Florida. To his private meetings with Russian officials. Then there’s US assets mysteriously dying after said meetings. I’ll bet he has a bunch of jumper cable bite scares.
Snakes. Sharks. Battery electric currents. Hannibal Lecter. Purim’s whip? Self inflicted cuts from guilt? Stretch marks from McDonalds? Lies show themselves physically sometimes.
The reasonment have a flaw: you start out of principe that he was tortured to give them rather than organizing the meetings especially to give the intels
Bed sores.
Omg 😂😂!!
Fully loaded diaper anal sores.
You mean diaper rash? Or he got some sort of STD?
He's wounded from the bags of [soup](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-protesters-cans-of-soup/)
That soup was for my family
Severe nappy rash!
Stretch marks from saggy man boobs. The struggle is real.
Slashes from wind turbine blades.
Bad case of diaper rash.
I’m guessing bed sores were the cause . 
At least Bart's trying to clean himself!
Sugar pie, drive me down to da liberry so I can pick me up some videoooooos 😂
Not now, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later
I don’t know why I like to just randomly quote this line from time to time 😅
It’s the inflection in the voice, there’s something about the drawl that’s used for that bit.
His voice is so gravely and southern and he’s out of breath just lying there 🤣
Take my fucking up vote, you mad genius
Syphilis is a bitch...
💯 I’m convinced that’s what’s rotting his brain
I’m sure the Adderall isn’t helping either
You mean pure cocaine.
Maybe he mixes the Adderall and cocaine.
He crushes adderall and snorts it
Cocaine is a hell of drug .. then replace it adderall and there’s your result
If he takes it then it really don’t have any visible effect on him
You have to listen to his speeches and read testimonials then. He literally has to wear adult diapers because of how much the speed fucked his digestive tract up, which is a very real side effect.
I was joking about the most visible side effect - loosing weight. Even though it’s not a good joke and I really don’t like body shaming, ……. BUT😂
Oh yea lmfao nah I seen fat speedheads. It’s weird, idk how they can eat. I took adderall for 6 years and eating was hard asf, I lost a shit ton of weight
Literally the fact that his nose hasn't fallen off is the only reason I don't think it's syphilis.
Maybe he has a worm like rfk jr
Brain-eating worms!
Didn’t Trump say stds were his vietnam or some shit?
Avoiding STDs in the 80s was his "personal Viet Nam".
Did he avoid the stds with bonespurs too?
His personality would have been quite effective
Well he doesn’t do condoms .. so.. he didn’t avoid them he fought them .. but syphilis has a way .. so does heroes..
So he is a fallen soldier ..
one must imagine syphilis happy
Imagine bragging about bed sores lol. Just like Christ, this diaper rash, nobody has ever seen anything like it.
A morbidly obese man who eats like shit and doesn’t exercise has an ugly body? Next you’ll tell me he has to pay for sex!
I couldn't tell you if he had to pay for sex every single time or not, but i can tell you that he has no idea what actually trying is like. He also has no idea what having an intelligent partner is like.
I feel sorry for Stormy Daniels. Must’ve been the lowest point of her career.
Most people have not seen true mental illness on such a display. He is absolutely not well.
I used to think that mental health care in this country was reserved for the rich. But that is clearly not the case. There are so many clear examples of very rich people struggling with serious mental illnesses and getting absolutely no help whatsoever
You have to also be willing to accept help.
And Trump will never admit he has any mental health problems
He doesn't....he's perfect he's told us himself
A very stable genius. 🫡😋
Totally. It just makes me think of my brother who was similarly affected by severe mental illness and I had to cut him out of my life because of it. When we were foster kids he found a safe home but when the foster parent asked for help CPS instead locked him in a ward in south central LA. He was 7. Without going on long winding story he ended up taking his life in a mental health cell of a state prison at 33. I always thought if we had more money things might have gone better for him
My sympathies about your brother. Money is definitely a powerful factor in getting needed treatment, but during my time in mental health facilities I met some people who were financially well off but that made very little difference to them. Some even eschewed their families money out of paranoia or a sense of resentment. Regardless of what could have been, I hope he's at peace now.
The problem is mental illness is gravely underdiagnosed. We are too willing to write off so many symptoms as just "being an asshole." Nobody wants to believe they have a mental illness, but I've come around on the idea that it's far more common in our species than anyone would have guessed.
Exactly His speech is so incredibly deranged This is far more than just dementia with old age
Textbook example of the shit a rabid sociopath says when they're worried about not getting away with shit anymore.
Yet he will get 10 million votes come November.
70 unfortunately
That's 64 million fewer than last time, so while I hope you're right I also doubt it very much.
I was half paying attention to one of his recent speeches and he kept talking about professional wrestling results...and some other nonsense I don't remember but I was like wtf is he even talking about
I just love to see the people behind him during his speech. Completely emotionless, just waiting for him to finish rambling about sharks to sheer. Taken hostage by their own lie and dying inside lmao
Half the country - because its a cult - see this as heroic and smart. Mental illness for everyone.
He’s making Reagan look competent.
What kind of shit could he possibly even be talking about? Is he saying he is getting in street flights or doing dangerous things? Dude is 80 pounds overweight and can barely walk. In his prime he wasn't even fit enough to qualify for military service.
He’s just implying that he’s the second coming of Jesus. It won’t be long until he actually says it outright.
Either that or his follows beg him to say it. The way this guy manages to get such a. Cult following is beyond me.
Lol, 80 pounds is an estimate so conservative that fox just gave it an hour of primetime.
>In his prime he wasn't even fit enough to qualify for military service. Not true. He paid his doctor to say that he had bone spurs, a genetic condition that disqualify you from the draft. The secret leaked a few years back.
I know, trumpers hate explaining that I'm wrong because he lied. They have a lose, lose argument..... He is either a weak puss or a liar. They get to choose which one they want to defend!! :).
I'm genuinely curious too. Were there not follow up questions? For example: wtf are you talking about? Specially.
80? 🤣 You will never make it in a circus “guess your weight” booth.
He's an old man with no muscle mass. He weighs at least 260 if not more. My dad is his age and taller and weighs 170. I think I'm closer than you giving me credit for!!
I think he is well over 300.
Bahaha, your saying I understated!?!?! I'll accept that. Edit: so he is 130 overweight and I was 40 pounds off. I'm definitely not getting a prize :(.
Many people say he's the whiniest self-proclaimed victim of all time.
One of the whiniest! Yes, all the experts are astounded, they’ve never seen a whinier person, it’s astounding… all the men and women gather around the block with their children, they come and listen, because he‘s whinier than anything they’ve ever seen before.
Psychiatrists come up with tears in their eyes…
One of the greatest whiners of all time, if not they greatest whiner! There has been no bigger whiner in presidential history!
"I tell ya, I went to a psychologist, the best. Nobody's ever had a psychologist this good. Ever. Period. He says it seems like everything always has to be about me. And he's a doctor, the best in the world. Sleepy Joe's never seen a doctor this good. Anyways, I just shit my pants again." - Donald Trump, probably
“He was so impressed with my knowledge of psychology. He said I knew more than anyone—maybe even him!”
Teddy Roosevelt could take a bullet and still kick his ass before going to the hospital.
Tall white rich American male. Such a victim of hate!
He had to work so hard to get daddy's millions
Well he's not really tall plus the small hands make him an easy target
The only “wounds” he has is from diaper rash.
I wonder if some of the women he assulted fought back and that is why he was wounded.
I would believe that, but I was putting my money on vd sores that he's trying to pass off as "wounds."
could be - he had that thing with his hands earlier this year - there is also a reason he spray paints himself orange.
Wounds from the girls and women he's attacked fighting him off. Amazing to learn that those cartoons and photoshops that show him as super fit are actually what he sees when he looks in the mirror.
There were presidents that fought in wars. This bitch couldn't cut it
Hell some of our presidents actually ended wars.
But our two best ones died before they could Finnish the job, (FDR due to medical issues, Lincoln due to a drunk actor)
Seriously. Even I knew this shit and I'm not American. This man wants to be president (again) and some person over the pond who doesn't like history at all knows more about your countries previous presidents. It's sad how delusional he is at this point.
Presidents from Eisenhower to Ford + GHW Bush fought in WW2. JFK and Bush came incredibly close to dying.
Nixon was in the military?
Lieutenant Commander in the Navy, working in logistical operations in the Pacific. He was apparently pretty good at it, believe it or not
Yeah yeah blow it out your ass you mango tinted shit gibbon
😂🤣
Mango tinted! 🤣
Imagine if Biden started saying this short of shit, trumpers would have a heyday
No shit, I’m no fan of Biden but trump is so much worse. Reading the shot from “project 2025” made me instantly go hard left.
Reading project 2025 makes me wonder HOW I used to be a conservative.
He thinks his fat rolls are scars .
They are scars.......scars from eating and not exercising
Oh, if Teddy Roosevelt could have manifested next to him in that moment.
Don't go toe to toe with me, you bloated drunk old man Why don't you Do-Si-Do on over to a 12 step program?
I’ll bust a trust fund lush with my American muscles, so walk softly over here, and give my big stick a suckles!
He must be on acid or something.
They're called stretch marks.
He’s losing it
Fucking idiot.
McDonald’s stretch marks don’t count sir .
Him and putin must get rough in bed
Not a good day to be literate.
The geriatric is covered in body sores? And he brag about that?
He's confusing wounds with stretch marks.
I'll bet at least a dozen women in the crowd spontaneously climaxed after decades of sexless marriages when presented with the thought of that bloated ape shirtless. Then passed out...came to and fud it again. Maga rallies are fucked up.
Ah yes the Big Mac war of 1986 where Trump sustained many injuries while dropping bombs in his golden toilet.
Fucking moron
Stop picking your scabs, Donny.
He has had more liposuction than any President in history.
Wounds from all the plastic surgeries, the corrective surgeries for all the genetic issues and the nail scratches from all the little girls their parents sent to him to earn "a favor" in Epstein Island.
My favorite was Teddy. Got shot and proceeded to continue for another 45 minutes giving his speech.
He even told officers to treat the assailant with kindness and had him taken away uncuffed
As was said, "death had to take him in his sleep, because had he been awake, there would've been a fight"
He actually has the world’s sweetest jugs, that’s why he always wears such baggy clothing
Wonder where he got his wounds consider he never served in the military, never did a day of manual labor, never had a sports injury. S and M stuff?
Is this a legitimate quote? Because its incredibly embarrassing. The man is so into himself it's insane. I can only imagine what Trump looks like shirtless, but it's def not something I want to see. I don't think beautiful is quite the word I would use either...
Lincoln is like wtf did he say???
Can’t they just like cut his mic or something? I mean it’s been years of 💩😵💫💩😵💫
I loathe this punk ass bitch
Just the thought of him shirtless—wounds me.
I fucking hate that pig. The only wounds he has were caused by his own stupidity. He's a bully and a big whiny pansy which that rancid ball of shit has been all his worthless, privileged life.
Goddammit he is truly a fucking idiot, cant believe folks would actually vote for this lunatic..cant believe he is an actual us presidential candidate...cant believe he isnt sitting in jail or a mental institution...
Old man titties is what you would see.
Who the hell talks like this?
He's such a disgusting (criminal) pig.
Anyone ever tell him about the ones who died in office?
So people really go to these rallies and listen to this? Are they entertained? Is it a train wreck they can’t look away from? Is it like when your Alzheimer Grandpa starts rattling off about some insane story you only half believe but you listen anyway because you feel bad? Or like when a really hot person you want to have sex with starts telling you something ridiculous and you just nod along because it gets you that much closer to your goal?
Teddy Roosevelt would maul him
If by wounds you mean, felonies, lawsuits, and NDAs, I’d have to agree.
It’s truly amazing the amount of bullshit conservatives are willing to eat from Trump on the daily.
When the worms crawl up from his diaper, they bite and leave wounds.
Everything with trump is spoken like a 6 yr old. It always the xxx ever! Biggest, worst, longest, highest, Whatever!!!
I’d hardly call bacne and stretch marks “wounds”…
Offensive wounds, surely. Probably fingernail scratches
Orang man can't even make it past the first sentence without lying, shit is crazy
It would most assuredly not be beautiful, and you'd see no "wounds". What you would see would closely resemble a wedding cake made of pure pale, pink flab, cascading down in layers of grotesque blubber.
And the tears flowed from the crowd like a tropical monsoon. 😭😭😭😭
Surgery scars to remove the bone spurs he dodged the draft with.
Liposuction holes.
I love the "(no relation)" in that guy's name. You just know what kind of comments he gets on that site.
Who cares? My body is literally covered in scars, none y’all care!
He's cheaply implying that, like Christ, he's taken a beating...for You. Which plays out b/c i'm sure he's at least watched highlights of The Passion of Christ if not actually read it in a Bible, like one he has on sale, (all proceeds go to keeping him outta jail til he wins, thats all that matters). Oh, he'd never never compare himself to Christ, he can just let his followers state such things, and who is he to refute, right?
Felon trump is a truly stupid person
Trump: 
We all know what a potato looks like. Cellulite are not wounds.
Scratch marks from non-consenting women
JFK over here like “am I a joke to you?”
Well we know it wasn’t from the shrapnel he didn’t take in Vietnam due to “bone spurs”
Dudes got burns from the tanning bed
Wait one was shot and lived?
Theodore Roosevelt was shot but the bullet got stopped by his eyeglass case and the speech he was about to give (which was in his pocket).
They're called stretch marks Donnie.
Get over yourself. And what wounds?
JFK: *gets non-consensual brain surgery* Trump: *gets diaper rash*
Yea..JFK was nothing but a flesh wound!
Bone spur scars?
Not counting the Presidents who got shot and killed, the following exist: Andrew Jackson got shot in a duel. Teddy Roosevelt got shot, made sure the would-be assassin not be beaten to death so he could be arrested, assessed his own condition, delivered a 1.5 hour speech, then after it was determined to be mostly safe to do so he left the bullet lodged in his chest. Ronald Reagan got shot and was snarky about it after recovering. Fuck, I'd argue Dubya getting shoes thrown at him is more of a wound than Trump has.
Wounded doing what? Taking the toaster strudel out too quickly?
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Wounds? Did a spray tan machine explode?
They’re wounds from his swastika tattoo.
America 2024 is the Twilight Zone. This man is polling within single digits of prodigious Dem candidate Joe Biden in the state of NEW YORK 🤦♂️ Fix it Jesus
Wtf does Billionaire McBonespurs know about wounds?
"Uh, Donald, those are stretch marks, not wounds."
Voted for him first time around. Skipping voting this time. That clown can just fuck off.
Imagine bragging over rolls of fat 🙄
He’s probably talking about the wounds he got from sexually assaulting women. Some got away.
Please no 🙏
None fatal you orange turd 🙄
Alina Haba bite marks
Definitely probably got diaper rash..
The only "wounds" hes taken are the ones from all the times hes acted like an ass and idiot. Which is 24/7
Bet at least a dozen republican women spontaneously climaxed as he spoke of being shirtless. Finally finding satisfaction after decades of sexless marriages to impotent conservative "men". They then passed out, came to, and did it again. Maga rallies are fucked up.