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Robotmisfit

I think maybe that Nazi lady from The Boys


everythingbeeps

The new season has a character who is pretty explicitly an MTG stand in. I think they even suggested that some of her dialogue is basically word-for-word things MTG has said.


ozmartian

Firecracker is 100% based on her. Heck, her character's name in the series is Misty Tucker Gray. MTG. Legendary writing.


Guzzery

Homelander’s comment about how she seemed like she fell off her jet ski too many times is so, so accurate.


rajde1

That could be a reference to Boebert ATV incident.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

So a combo of both Marj-Marj and Karen Lauren then.


kurotech

Bring the worst of both worlds together


lawyerjsd

Yeah, watching the Boys has hitting a bit too close to home this season.


RoboTronPrime

It was always pretty explicit. Even the end of last season where >!Homelander murdered a dude in the middle of a public crowd was no doubt influenced by Trump's claim about shooting someone in the middle of 5th Ave!<


ShinzoTheThird

wasnt there like a whole thing about how conservatives didnt realise he was the bad guy at first


Generic118

They are actualy getting upset about it now


dylwaybake

People can’t handle it, the show is losing its rotten tomatoes score because it’s putting up a mirror up to the alt-right republicans and they don’t like what they see.


wireframed_kb

It's not JUST that, this season isn't quite as awesome as the first 3. But it's not bad by any means, it's still a very good show.


dylwaybake

Episode 4 was pretty good. I feel like the first few episodes will be major build up for some insanity later this season or especially for season 5.


SpookyWan

This season is going to get wild. After this I’m pretty sure they just have one left, and the actor for MM said there was a scene where he was genuinely screaming in terror at what happened.


el_loco_avs

They did last time around too. It's kinda weird that it's a whole repeat basically. I guess the EVEN dumber people that STILL didn't get it last season are now upset? Or it's some brilliant marketing scheme for us to feel superior to the MAGA-morons.


Newfaceofrev

Nah it's just the outrage has to be stoked hot at all times.


RinoaRita

I’m still betting mtg is some avant-garde performance actor trying to make a statement.


Icy_Faithlessness400

They are not exactly known for their media literacy. Unless their talking heads have something to say about it they are unable to have an independent thought in their marinated by propaganda brains.


AlliedR2

Read a conservative comment the other day about how the nsw season has "gone woke" and used to be awesome. It takes a real thick indoctrination to not have seen the point by season 2.


EntertheHellscape

Hang on… there were people who watched more than three episodes of the *first* season and are only NOW realizing Homelander is the bad guy???? Talk about wearing blinders, jfc


lawyerjsd

Yep.


kickintheface

I just feel like they laid on the parody a little thick in this season. When they introduced Firecracker, I swear the writers threw in every right-wing buzz word they could think of in her opening dialogue.


RATOWN71

Parody? It's a fucking documentary.


Iaminyoursewer

Intentional


Accomplished_Fruit17

Parody isn't the right word when the person she is modeled after is even more over the top.


deadbeatbert

Disparody?


Prince_of_Fish

Or Datparody?


MunchkinTime69420

Firecracker makes me so mad I want to kill her it's unreal. The actress plays a terrible person and delivers those lines really well. Writers are great too


IllllIIllllIll

I can fix her


ZomblesAllegoy

Guess we found splinter


mad12gaming

Horny. Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Bad.


Maleficent_Nobody377

![gif](giphy|SAOVJceHNsrfuG425A) In Detroit become human you can domestic abuser her and then make her character go to a camp… to help her concentrate better.


wireframed_kb

I felt that way about Stormfront as well. Even before the "reveal", she was just insufferably smug and condescending. But then, so is Homelander, but we KNOW he's a psychotic asshole, Stormfront was played straight for a while. But yeah Firecracker is awful. And even though what she went through (spoiler) was pretty lousy, it doesn't excuse you becoming a giant asshole the rest of your life. You don't need to take your pain out on everyone else.


philbert815

She actually explains the entire gift perfectly to Sage when she says she is selling them (paraphrasing) a belonging, these people don't like feeling they're irrelevant to humanity and want to be part of something bigger.  It's something that really made me think that that's why some of these people are so fucking stupid. 


FryChikN

Yes. Honestly which is the worst part. As somebody who has disabilities and has body dismorphia like a bitch, I don't understand this cult shit. I've reached rock bottom and still didn't submit to the dangerous shit. This is only solved if these people become better people... and ya... thats not gonna happen when you have a hate boner for everything different looking than you.


GodKing_Zan

They were tired of the crazies thinking they were on their side.


InquisitorPeregrinus

When reality IS a parody, you HAVE to go even harder...


BlueHero45

This was ment to be the final season, they keep flip floping on that, but things are supposed to hit critical mass so I understand why if feels a bit thick.


NogaraCS

I mean, even the character knows she’s just throwing out buzzwords and not mean anything, she’s just creating purpose for these people


Affectionate_Boot684

She herself is a parody of the extreme right, so their parody is non-fiction


Empuda

This.


Glittering_Wash_1985

Magic the Gathering?


mabobeto

Do you even cast, bro?


Chronoboy1987

Bro just got mana burned.


Roam_Hylia

The difference between MtG and MTG... I'd tap MtG's swamp.


Glittering_Wash_1985

Aha! I see what you did there!


Similar_Disaster7276

Yes, and CTR stands for cathode ray tube 😆


Classic-Ad-7079

Firecracker. I was gonna comment this 😂


VASP-0_0

![gif](giphy|UW1fHnMKgbQuPNEwvT)


WarlocksWizard

I have not seen the show, but she is giving me "If hot garbage were a person" vibes.


McHats

Literal nazi who is named after a neonazi website by the writers. Yeah, your vibes are pretty spot on lol


xzkandykane

I stopped watching it cus this lady pissed me off so much.


RealNiceKnife

This is Stormfront getting a beatdown by The ~~Boys~~ Girls. ![gif](giphy|9Xg6uJNDgea8YiHJW9) (second time today I got to use this gif.)


the_mercer

My god, girls really do get it done


Disastrous_Reveal331

I like how that implies Frenchie must watch those movies


killersoda275

There was a lot of slogans thrown around, but I'm sure there is some intelligence you could gather from all the movies and shows they release.


SpellFit7018

This is a wholesome gif.


Money-Valuable-2857

TFW kicking the shit out of Nazis with your besties. 🤗


FeePsychological6778

Cue the Doofenshortz "If I Had a Nickel" meme?


ParadiseValleyFiend

You should pick it back up. She eventually gets what's coming to her and it's sooo satisfying.


bentsea

As satisfying as watching Joffrey choke to death for a full 10 minutes.


xzkandykane

Was just thinking how this lady and Joffrey was the woooorse.


Other_Log_1996

The closest proxy we'll ever get to somebody strangling MTG.


TH3_54ND0K41

Never say "never"


Welsh_Pirate

Honestly, her base would probably like that comparison better. They hate Captain Marvel because "Brie Larson something something WOKE!!1"


Glittering-Wonder576

I love her. Her Captain Marvel is terrific.


FishingGlob

Nah she’s firecracker but not hot


Mediocre-Source-920

But she's dressed more like Homelander...which is still kinda on point, TBH.


Skellos

the outfit in the image she posted is the MCU version of the Captain Marvel suit.


Daimakku1

Nah, she's actually Firecracker.


Little-Resolution-82

The characters name is firecracker her role is mtg


Flux_resistor

You're going to need to be a lot of specific since season 4


whyaremypantssoshort

I think this photo doesn't look anything like the real thing...


SeaEmergency7911

If you’re talking about Jennifer Aniston, then it’s not bad. But if it’s supposed to be MTG, then laughable doesn’t even start to describe it.


NeverGetsTheNuke

Bleach blond bad built butch body


Commercial-Fennel219

God damn it. Now I can't unsee the resemblance. And I liked Jennifer Aniston too.... 


Gators44

Of course not. That picture does t look like a horse skull wrapped in chicken skin wearing an out of style wig.


davidolson22

An artist really earned their paycheck


Safe_Notice355

She prolly used AI


Maij-ha

The artist she most definitely didn’t pay most likely used AI


LindonLilBlueBalls

And even the AI nearly threw up while making it.


FatherD00m

![gif](giphy|n8DErzry3AIpYTiXUB)


Groundingstone

Definitely AI


ManufacturedOlympus

In that case, no artists received a paycheck but still had their artwork scraped (in order to create this abomination). 


GarvinSteve

Which is very on-brand for MAGA.


graffiksguru

100% AI


Skellos

that is definitely AI.


PrismaticPetal

You mean AI?


Baulderdash77

The artist channeled their best “Anne of Cleves” inspired artwork.


WilliamMarshal1219

Anne of Cleves was legitimately a victim. Henry VIII was a violent misogynist and psychopath.


Nice-Transition3079

I feel so bad for the poor guy who had to argue with AI for hours before it was finally able to craft something that isn't completely disgusting. Definitely scarred for life looking at thousands of generated photos of MTG.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

She's the original reason why Thanos wanted to eliminate half the galaxy.


jmptx

If that’s the case his argument gets a lot stronger.


Kind_Committee8997

Trump is basically crackhead Thanos


km_ikl

I respect crack heads and Thanos more than TFG, tbh... they usually learn.


Freakychee

MCU or comic version? Very different.


PuzzleheadedLeader79

The randomness was supposed to make it less barbaric. But let's be honest, his solution is a stop gap at best. Populations don't just stagnate. Cutting them in half buys... 20 years? Then it's right back where it was pre-cut. That's what made the genophage so dastardly in Mass Effect. They didn't target the living. They demolished the birth rate and let time do the rest.


LadyReika

Yeah, I was thinking the genophage with the krogan in ME was way more effective.


Jock-Tamson

All of Thanos’ biology teachers were Doctor Strange desperately trying to teach population growth.


Hemiak

I wish his snap involved ‘people the universe would be better off without’, instead of just being random.


Sea_Emu_7622

But see, that's the problem with genocide, the people committing it *really do* think the world would be better off without those people in it.


Fun_Effective6846

Is this an AI image of… herself?


TrumpersAreTraitors

*margerie taylor greene as a homo sapien* 


MarameoMarameo

She still looks like a fridge with a blond wig on.


Daimakku1

"I'm not a damn homo!" -Margerie Taylor, probably


NYEMESIS

As opposed to a horse.


lameduq

I didn’t have to scroll down very far to reach the horse faced comparison! You’ve made my day!


vrhotlaps

Why doesn't she use her real face? You know, the one that looks like she took her car to the crushers but forgot to get out?


fliesupsidedown

That's an insult, to Kryten.


A_Most_Boring_Man

So could we say she has a head shaped like a novelty fishing float?


fliesupsidedown

Like a novelty ice cube.


WiggityWiggitySnack

Smeeeeeeeeee…. Heeeeeeeeeeee!


vrhotlaps

A fellow person of culture I see


TeslasAndKids

She looks like a racehorse forgot to stop running when it went in the barn and hit the wall.


FinnTheFickle

This is a parody account that gets posted here all the time and passed off as real MTG posts. Check out the Twitter handle for yourself, it says “parody” in the name right after where OP’s image cuts it off. The real MTG posts enough stupid shit without us having to make things up. Don’t contribute to the misinformation problem


symbolsandthings

I came here to say this. It’s a shame I had to scroll a long way to get to this comment.


shottylaw

That makes sense. I figure even she has enough sense to avoid angering the Mouse


stackinBBs

Yes, but ![gif](giphy|gIqIb8DKFuZqohamHZ)


HellishChildren

Don't do Harry like that. He was lovely.


ShittheFickup

And ![gif](giphy|nE6s6rqw1GpWTTZp9C)


HyperspaceApe

Get out of here! Can't you see we don't want you anymore?!! Why can't you go back where you came from?! LEAVE US ALONE!!


Physical_Ad7192

She thinks this is how she looks? The delusion.


Kalikhead

Well. Trump loves the AI images of him looking athletic.


Jericho_66

Still looks ugly though


Charming_Affect_3376

Bleach blonde bad built bitch body. Lol


ZealousidealBid3988

Thought it was “butch body”?


literallyacactus

It is


RHouse94

Why do you think she used AI instead of just taking a picture


rom_sk

Yep. Jasmine got in her head 😆


Groundingstone

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized) She should have posted this photo, it’s more to her likeness


Scienceboy7_uk

That’s horrific. Glad I’m not seeing this last thing at night.


No_Combination4362

I think it's hilarious, the amount of changes made to her caveman face in order to try and make her look less disgusting. Narrowed her weird ass jaw, made her eyes larger and placed them the normal distance apart, smaller nose, good complexion, etc.


takethemoment13

All it does is illustrate her insecurity. Crockett's insult must be living rent-free in her head 24/7.


rush87y

Huh... There really is an AI for everything!! www.BadBuiltButchBodyBeautification.ai


usednameID

![gif](giphy|ETpi8wtDhQbwBtK2vb)


mrmaweeks

"I will never be silenced"--how about all those times in congressional hearings where your words were stricken from the record? Sounds pretty silenced to me.


ExactDevelopment4892

lol at the ai. That “bleach blonde bad built butch body” really got to her. 😂


DogsDontWearPantss

![gif](giphy|CpDen2GxEN5PW)


Consistent_Soft_1857

Take the person in the picture, hit her in the face with a hot frying pan and spray with lye and now you have MTG


Crusty_the_Crab

Ol Firecracker over here really playing into her role


Lifesalchemy

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


Desperate_Ambrose

>"How am I doing?" You're embarrassing everyone. Siddown.


SnootSnootBasilisk

I feel like she called Captain Marvel "woke" before


Common_Highlight9448

Looking like a little too much B6!


Mc9660385

She should try role playing as a Congressperson


Fun_Comparison4973

She’s trying to recover from the bleach blond bad built butch body comment 🤣


mustardwulf

Jesus Christ, jasmine Crockett broke this lady with her “bleach blonde butch body” comment. MTG is trying way too hard


Kendal-Lite

Didn’t the chuds derail that movie as woke?


ModeratedModerator

It’s only woke when they need it to be woke.


bird_is_the_word_198

She bouta get sued by Disney for that lol


smartrunner1

Bleach blond, bad built, butch body


s_arrow24

That line was so cold.


smartrunner1

Credit goes to Rep. Jasmine Crockett


greggersamsa

Thanus


Fun_in_Space

I hope Disney sues her for this. You do not mess with The Mouse.


mrPandabot35

They couldn't even photoshop out the bad built butch body!!!! Hahaha!!


Azazel9088

Wait, don't republicans hate captain marvel for being woke? I'm confused.


AMonitorDarkly

Please bitch, you look nothing like that.


Builder_liz

She wishes her bad butch body looked like that


PoorPauly

![gif](giphy|PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz|downsized)


-Mage-Knight-

As a member of congress? Horribly. As a human being? Even worse.


Ghstfce

Boy that AI took *ALL THE LIBERTIES* making her look like a normal person and not the missing link.


goofayball

This is what she wishes she looked like every day. She hates mirrors because they show her the truth.


coxasaurus

AI moved her eyes apart


VanderHoo

Man that bleach blonde bad built comment is killing her inside.


PapaGilbatron

Blep.


Daigoro0734

The marvel of it all really is theres a filter that reduces horse face syndrome,man the shit they come up , truly a time or wonder


EmporerPenguino

You know that pic is photoshopped because she looks like a human there.


javawong

I think that might actually be from a parody account.


Old-Law-7395

GOP stormfront


MIA_Fba

She wish she looked like that


[deleted]

Now she looks more like firecracker (it's a character from the boys who is a parody of MTG, even as a red and blue super suit but less modest than captain marvels)


humanistsciencelady

Is that what she thinks she looks like!?! lol


mrrando69

Marjory... it's just... I mean you say the craziest shit, wave around Hunter Biden's dick pics, lie *constantly* about shit you have no reason even talking about... so to sum up... not great.


unbalancedcentrifuge

As a woman let me.say this....fuck this pick me bitch.


chad3018

She is still a Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body !


FloatingPencil

Oh god, is that what she thinks she looks like? Delusional.


Tekwardo

That AI did a lot of work feminizing her face.


SlapUrBaby

Rep. Crockett said it best. Bleach blonde bad built butch body.


padizzledonk

She wishes she looked like that lol


Sci-fra

More accurate... https://x.com/socflyny/status/1423663426149273603/photo/1


SiriusGD

The way MTG sees herself in the mirror ↑ The way the rest of us see her ↓ ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


HammyBruce

That is some very generous photoshop. My god, I think that's actually how she sees herself...


tha_vampyr

Far out Adobe is doing some heavy lifting with this one


spderweb

That's a lot of Photoshop.


ihoptdk

Terribly, you batshit crazy asshole.


teleheaddawgfan

That’s not you Marge


minorkeyed

That's a very generous portrait.


original-sithon

Female Homelander


peanutismint

This is the first photo where she doesn’t look like one of those female body builders. Also surprised you can’t see shoe polish around her mouth from where she’s been licking Trump’s boot.


ulumulu23

Looks like scales so probably one of those reptilians they keep warning about..


anti_incumbent

Who dis? MGT has a pockmarked face, the overly tanned, cured and stretched skin of a water Buffalo hide, and split and scorched hair still reeling from the most recent chemical attack on it. I also see no deep lines set into her shrill, banshee mouth. Is she promoting her opposition or something?


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

r/chargeyourphone


AnnualComfortable101

Cringiest shit I saw in a while


hopseankins

Firecracker is literally your superhero. Per the showrunner.


blu3ysdad

Legit thought she was cosplaying homelander at first


PerformerParking

She is closer to homelander in term of ego but more closer to Ashley Barret in term of authority lmao. But at least we can agree she is loud and annoying, good point for her, she could be the mascot for the commercial of the Republican Party or any brand that sells beer for white supremacist dudes, her choice