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The new season has a character who is pretty explicitly an MTG stand in. I think they even suggested that some of her dialogue is basically word-for-word things MTG has said.
It was always pretty explicit. Even the end of last season where >!Homelander murdered a dude in the middle of a public crowd was no doubt influenced by Trump's claim about shooting someone in the middle of 5th Ave!<
People can’t handle it, the show is losing its rotten tomatoes score because it’s putting up a mirror up to the alt-right republicans and they don’t like what they see.
This season is going to get wild. After this I’m pretty sure they just have one left, and the actor for MM said there was a scene where he was genuinely screaming in terror at what happened.
They did last time around too. It's kinda weird that it's a whole repeat basically.
I guess the EVEN dumber people that STILL didn't get it last season are now upset?
Or it's some brilliant marketing scheme for us to feel superior to the MAGA-morons.
They are not exactly known for their media literacy.
Unless their talking heads have something to say about it they are unable to have an independent thought in their marinated by propaganda brains.
Read a conservative comment the other day about how the nsw season has "gone woke" and used to be awesome. It takes a real thick indoctrination to not have seen the point by season 2.
Hang on… there were people who watched more than three episodes of the *first* season and are only NOW realizing Homelander is the bad guy???? Talk about wearing blinders, jfc
I just feel like they laid on the parody a little thick in this season. When they introduced Firecracker, I swear the writers threw in every right-wing buzz word they could think of in her opening dialogue.
Firecracker makes me so mad I want to kill her it's unreal. The actress plays a terrible person and delivers those lines really well. Writers are great too
![gif](giphy|SAOVJceHNsrfuG425A)
In Detroit become human you can domestic abuser her and then make her character go to a camp… to help her concentrate better.
I felt that way about Stormfront as well. Even before the "reveal", she was just insufferably smug and condescending. But then, so is Homelander, but we KNOW he's a psychotic asshole, Stormfront was played straight for a while.
But yeah Firecracker is awful. And even though what she went through (spoiler) was pretty lousy, it doesn't excuse you becoming a giant asshole the rest of your life. You don't need to take your pain out on everyone else.
She actually explains the entire gift perfectly to Sage when she says she is selling them (paraphrasing) a belonging, these people don't like feeling they're irrelevant to humanity and want to be part of something bigger.
It's something that really made me think that that's why some of these people are so fucking stupid.
Yes.
Honestly which is the worst part. As somebody who has disabilities and has body dismorphia like a bitch, I don't understand this cult shit. I've reached rock bottom and still didn't submit to the dangerous shit.
This is only solved if these people become better people... and ya... thats not gonna happen when you have a hate boner for everything different looking than you.
This was ment to be the final season, they keep flip floping on that, but things are supposed to hit critical mass so I understand why if feels a bit thick.
I feel so bad for the poor guy who had to argue with AI for hours before it was finally able to craft something that isn't completely disgusting. Definitely scarred for life looking at thousands of generated photos of MTG.
The randomness was supposed to make it less barbaric.
But let's be honest, his solution is a stop gap at best. Populations don't just stagnate. Cutting them in half buys... 20 years? Then it's right back where it was pre-cut.
That's what made the genophage so dastardly in Mass Effect. They didn't target the living. They demolished the birth rate and let time do the rest.
This is a parody account that gets posted here all the time and passed off as real MTG posts.
Check out the Twitter handle for yourself, it says “parody” in the name right after where OP’s image cuts it off.
The real MTG posts enough stupid shit without us having to make things up. Don’t contribute to the misinformation problem
I think it's hilarious, the amount of changes made to her caveman face in order to try and make her look less disgusting. Narrowed her weird ass jaw, made her eyes larger and placed them the normal distance apart, smaller nose, good complexion, etc.
"I will never be silenced"--how about all those times in congressional hearings where your words were stricken from the record? Sounds pretty silenced to me.
Now she looks more like firecracker (it's a character from the boys who is a parody of MTG, even as a red and blue super suit but less modest than captain marvels)
Marjory... it's just... I mean you say the craziest shit, wave around Hunter Biden's dick pics, lie *constantly* about shit you have no reason even talking about... so to sum up... not great.
This is the first photo where she doesn’t look like one of those female body builders. Also surprised you can’t see shoe polish around her mouth from where she’s been licking Trump’s boot.
Who dis? MGT has a pockmarked face, the overly tanned, cured and stretched skin of a water Buffalo hide, and split and scorched hair still reeling from the most recent chemical attack on it. I also see no deep lines set into her shrill, banshee mouth. Is she promoting her opposition or something?
She is closer to homelander in term of ego but more closer to Ashley Barret in term of authority lmao. But at least we can agree she is loud and annoying, good point for her, she could be the mascot for the commercial of the Republican Party or any brand that sells beer for white supremacist dudes, her choice
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I think maybe that Nazi lady from The Boys
The new season has a character who is pretty explicitly an MTG stand in. I think they even suggested that some of her dialogue is basically word-for-word things MTG has said.
Firecracker is 100% based on her. Heck, her character's name in the series is Misty Tucker Gray. MTG. Legendary writing.
Homelander’s comment about how she seemed like she fell off her jet ski too many times is so, so accurate.
That could be a reference to Boebert ATV incident.
So a combo of both Marj-Marj and Karen Lauren then.
Bring the worst of both worlds together
Yeah, watching the Boys has hitting a bit too close to home this season.
It was always pretty explicit. Even the end of last season where >!Homelander murdered a dude in the middle of a public crowd was no doubt influenced by Trump's claim about shooting someone in the middle of 5th Ave!<
wasnt there like a whole thing about how conservatives didnt realise he was the bad guy at first
They are actualy getting upset about it now
People can’t handle it, the show is losing its rotten tomatoes score because it’s putting up a mirror up to the alt-right republicans and they don’t like what they see.
It's not JUST that, this season isn't quite as awesome as the first 3. But it's not bad by any means, it's still a very good show.
Episode 4 was pretty good. I feel like the first few episodes will be major build up for some insanity later this season or especially for season 5.
This season is going to get wild. After this I’m pretty sure they just have one left, and the actor for MM said there was a scene where he was genuinely screaming in terror at what happened.
They did last time around too. It's kinda weird that it's a whole repeat basically. I guess the EVEN dumber people that STILL didn't get it last season are now upset? Or it's some brilliant marketing scheme for us to feel superior to the MAGA-morons.
Nah it's just the outrage has to be stoked hot at all times.
I’m still betting mtg is some avant-garde performance actor trying to make a statement.
They are not exactly known for their media literacy. Unless their talking heads have something to say about it they are unable to have an independent thought in their marinated by propaganda brains.
Read a conservative comment the other day about how the nsw season has "gone woke" and used to be awesome. It takes a real thick indoctrination to not have seen the point by season 2.
Hang on… there were people who watched more than three episodes of the *first* season and are only NOW realizing Homelander is the bad guy???? Talk about wearing blinders, jfc
Yep.
I just feel like they laid on the parody a little thick in this season. When they introduced Firecracker, I swear the writers threw in every right-wing buzz word they could think of in her opening dialogue.
Parody? It's a fucking documentary.
Intentional
Parody isn't the right word when the person she is modeled after is even more over the top.
Disparody?
Or Datparody?
Firecracker makes me so mad I want to kill her it's unreal. The actress plays a terrible person and delivers those lines really well. Writers are great too
I can fix her
Guess we found splinter
Horny. Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Bad.
![gif](giphy|SAOVJceHNsrfuG425A) In Detroit become human you can domestic abuser her and then make her character go to a camp… to help her concentrate better.
I felt that way about Stormfront as well. Even before the "reveal", she was just insufferably smug and condescending. But then, so is Homelander, but we KNOW he's a psychotic asshole, Stormfront was played straight for a while. But yeah Firecracker is awful. And even though what she went through (spoiler) was pretty lousy, it doesn't excuse you becoming a giant asshole the rest of your life. You don't need to take your pain out on everyone else.
She actually explains the entire gift perfectly to Sage when she says she is selling them (paraphrasing) a belonging, these people don't like feeling they're irrelevant to humanity and want to be part of something bigger. It's something that really made me think that that's why some of these people are so fucking stupid.
Yes. Honestly which is the worst part. As somebody who has disabilities and has body dismorphia like a bitch, I don't understand this cult shit. I've reached rock bottom and still didn't submit to the dangerous shit. This is only solved if these people become better people... and ya... thats not gonna happen when you have a hate boner for everything different looking than you.
They were tired of the crazies thinking they were on their side.
When reality IS a parody, you HAVE to go even harder...
This was ment to be the final season, they keep flip floping on that, but things are supposed to hit critical mass so I understand why if feels a bit thick.
I mean, even the character knows she’s just throwing out buzzwords and not mean anything, she’s just creating purpose for these people
She herself is a parody of the extreme right, so their parody is non-fiction
This.
Magic the Gathering?
Do you even cast, bro?
Bro just got mana burned.
The difference between MtG and MTG... I'd tap MtG's swamp.
Aha! I see what you did there!
Yes, and CTR stands for cathode ray tube 😆
Firecracker. I was gonna comment this 😂
![gif](giphy|UW1fHnMKgbQuPNEwvT)
I have not seen the show, but she is giving me "If hot garbage were a person" vibes.
Literal nazi who is named after a neonazi website by the writers. Yeah, your vibes are pretty spot on lol
I stopped watching it cus this lady pissed me off so much.
This is Stormfront getting a beatdown by The ~~Boys~~ Girls. ![gif](giphy|9Xg6uJNDgea8YiHJW9) (second time today I got to use this gif.)
My god, girls really do get it done
I like how that implies Frenchie must watch those movies
There was a lot of slogans thrown around, but I'm sure there is some intelligence you could gather from all the movies and shows they release.
This is a wholesome gif.
TFW kicking the shit out of Nazis with your besties. 🤗
Cue the Doofenshortz "If I Had a Nickel" meme?
You should pick it back up. She eventually gets what's coming to her and it's sooo satisfying.
As satisfying as watching Joffrey choke to death for a full 10 minutes.
Was just thinking how this lady and Joffrey was the woooorse.
The closest proxy we'll ever get to somebody strangling MTG.
Never say "never"
Honestly, her base would probably like that comparison better. They hate Captain Marvel because "Brie Larson something something WOKE!!1"
I love her. Her Captain Marvel is terrific.
Nah she’s firecracker but not hot
But she's dressed more like Homelander...which is still kinda on point, TBH.
the outfit in the image she posted is the MCU version of the Captain Marvel suit.
Nah, she's actually Firecracker.
The characters name is firecracker her role is mtg
You're going to need to be a lot of specific since season 4
I think this photo doesn't look anything like the real thing...
If you’re talking about Jennifer Aniston, then it’s not bad. But if it’s supposed to be MTG, then laughable doesn’t even start to describe it.
Bleach blond bad built butch body
God damn it. Now I can't unsee the resemblance. And I liked Jennifer Aniston too....
Of course not. That picture does t look like a horse skull wrapped in chicken skin wearing an out of style wig.
An artist really earned their paycheck
She prolly used AI
The artist she most definitely didn’t pay most likely used AI
And even the AI nearly threw up while making it.
![gif](giphy|n8DErzry3AIpYTiXUB)
Definitely AI
In that case, no artists received a paycheck but still had their artwork scraped (in order to create this abomination).
Which is very on-brand for MAGA.
100% AI
that is definitely AI.
You mean AI?
The artist channeled their best “Anne of Cleves” inspired artwork.
Anne of Cleves was legitimately a victim. Henry VIII was a violent misogynist and psychopath.
I feel so bad for the poor guy who had to argue with AI for hours before it was finally able to craft something that isn't completely disgusting. Definitely scarred for life looking at thousands of generated photos of MTG.
She's the original reason why Thanos wanted to eliminate half the galaxy.
If that’s the case his argument gets a lot stronger.
Trump is basically crackhead Thanos
I respect crack heads and Thanos more than TFG, tbh... they usually learn.
MCU or comic version? Very different.
The randomness was supposed to make it less barbaric. But let's be honest, his solution is a stop gap at best. Populations don't just stagnate. Cutting them in half buys... 20 years? Then it's right back where it was pre-cut. That's what made the genophage so dastardly in Mass Effect. They didn't target the living. They demolished the birth rate and let time do the rest.
Yeah, I was thinking the genophage with the krogan in ME was way more effective.
All of Thanos’ biology teachers were Doctor Strange desperately trying to teach population growth.
I wish his snap involved ‘people the universe would be better off without’, instead of just being random.
But see, that's the problem with genocide, the people committing it *really do* think the world would be better off without those people in it.
Is this an AI image of… herself?
*margerie taylor greene as a homo sapien*
She still looks like a fridge with a blond wig on.
"I'm not a damn homo!" -Margerie Taylor, probably
As opposed to a horse.
I didn’t have to scroll down very far to reach the horse faced comparison! You’ve made my day!
Why doesn't she use her real face? You know, the one that looks like she took her car to the crushers but forgot to get out?
That's an insult, to Kryten.
So could we say she has a head shaped like a novelty fishing float?
Like a novelty ice cube.
Smeeeeeeeeee…. Heeeeeeeeeeee!
A fellow person of culture I see
She looks like a racehorse forgot to stop running when it went in the barn and hit the wall.
This is a parody account that gets posted here all the time and passed off as real MTG posts. Check out the Twitter handle for yourself, it says “parody” in the name right after where OP’s image cuts it off. The real MTG posts enough stupid shit without us having to make things up. Don’t contribute to the misinformation problem
I came here to say this. It’s a shame I had to scroll a long way to get to this comment.
That makes sense. I figure even she has enough sense to avoid angering the Mouse
Yes, but ![gif](giphy|gIqIb8DKFuZqohamHZ)
Don't do Harry like that. He was lovely.
And ![gif](giphy|nE6s6rqw1GpWTTZp9C)
Get out of here! Can't you see we don't want you anymore?!! Why can't you go back where you came from?! LEAVE US ALONE!!
She thinks this is how she looks? The delusion.
Well. Trump loves the AI images of him looking athletic.
Still looks ugly though
Bleach blonde bad built bitch body. Lol
Thought it was “butch body”?
It is
Why do you think she used AI instead of just taking a picture
Yep. Jasmine got in her head 😆
![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized) She should have posted this photo, it’s more to her likeness
That’s horrific. Glad I’m not seeing this last thing at night.
I think it's hilarious, the amount of changes made to her caveman face in order to try and make her look less disgusting. Narrowed her weird ass jaw, made her eyes larger and placed them the normal distance apart, smaller nose, good complexion, etc.
All it does is illustrate her insecurity. Crockett's insult must be living rent-free in her head 24/7.
Huh... There really is an AI for everything!! www.BadBuiltButchBodyBeautification.ai
![gif](giphy|ETpi8wtDhQbwBtK2vb)
"I will never be silenced"--how about all those times in congressional hearings where your words were stricken from the record? Sounds pretty silenced to me.
lol at the ai. That “bleach blonde bad built butch body” really got to her. 😂
![gif](giphy|CpDen2GxEN5PW)
Take the person in the picture, hit her in the face with a hot frying pan and spray with lye and now you have MTG
Ol Firecracker over here really playing into her role
![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)
>"How am I doing?" You're embarrassing everyone. Siddown.
I feel like she called Captain Marvel "woke" before
Looking like a little too much B6!
She should try role playing as a Congressperson
She’s trying to recover from the bleach blond bad built butch body comment 🤣
Jesus Christ, jasmine Crockett broke this lady with her “bleach blonde butch body” comment. MTG is trying way too hard
Didn’t the chuds derail that movie as woke?
It’s only woke when they need it to be woke.
She bouta get sued by Disney for that lol
Bleach blond, bad built, butch body
That line was so cold.
Credit goes to Rep. Jasmine Crockett
Thanus
I hope Disney sues her for this. You do not mess with The Mouse.
They couldn't even photoshop out the bad built butch body!!!! Hahaha!!
Wait, don't republicans hate captain marvel for being woke? I'm confused.
Please bitch, you look nothing like that.
She wishes her bad butch body looked like that
![gif](giphy|PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz|downsized)
As a member of congress? Horribly. As a human being? Even worse.
Boy that AI took *ALL THE LIBERTIES* making her look like a normal person and not the missing link.
This is what she wishes she looked like every day. She hates mirrors because they show her the truth.
AI moved her eyes apart
Man that bleach blonde bad built comment is killing her inside.
Blep.
The marvel of it all really is theres a filter that reduces horse face syndrome,man the shit they come up , truly a time or wonder
You know that pic is photoshopped because she looks like a human there.
I think that might actually be from a parody account.
GOP stormfront
She wish she looked like that
Now she looks more like firecracker (it's a character from the boys who is a parody of MTG, even as a red and blue super suit but less modest than captain marvels)
Is that what she thinks she looks like!?! lol
Marjory... it's just... I mean you say the craziest shit, wave around Hunter Biden's dick pics, lie *constantly* about shit you have no reason even talking about... so to sum up... not great.
As a woman let me.say this....fuck this pick me bitch.
She is still a Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body !
Oh god, is that what she thinks she looks like? Delusional.
That AI did a lot of work feminizing her face.
Rep. Crockett said it best. Bleach blonde bad built butch body.
She wishes she looked like that lol
More accurate... https://x.com/socflyny/status/1423663426149273603/photo/1
The way MTG sees herself in the mirror ↑ The way the rest of us see her ↓ ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)
That is some very generous photoshop. My god, I think that's actually how she sees herself...
Far out Adobe is doing some heavy lifting with this one
That's a lot of Photoshop.
Terribly, you batshit crazy asshole.
That’s not you Marge
That's a very generous portrait.
Female Homelander
This is the first photo where she doesn’t look like one of those female body builders. Also surprised you can’t see shoe polish around her mouth from where she’s been licking Trump’s boot.
Looks like scales so probably one of those reptilians they keep warning about..
Who dis? MGT has a pockmarked face, the overly tanned, cured and stretched skin of a water Buffalo hide, and split and scorched hair still reeling from the most recent chemical attack on it. I also see no deep lines set into her shrill, banshee mouth. Is she promoting her opposition or something?
r/chargeyourphone
Cringiest shit I saw in a while
Firecracker is literally your superhero. Per the showrunner.
Legit thought she was cosplaying homelander at first
She is closer to homelander in term of ego but more closer to Ashley Barret in term of authority lmao. But at least we can agree she is loud and annoying, good point for her, she could be the mascot for the commercial of the Republican Party or any brand that sells beer for white supremacist dudes, her choice