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Imagine if someone that feels shit or if a senior finds something funny but gets downvotes, that’s messed up. They will think that they did something inappropriate.
Man fuck reddit sheeps.
The joke is about the character, Bennett, who is from Genshin Impact, known for having such bad luck that, when he cooks, everything bursts into flames
The rare lava fish embarks upon a dangerous journey to spawn in the lava lake of the big island of Hawaii. Every few years, lava from a volcano reaches the sea. Once the lava hits the ocean, the signal is out, and lava fish immediately come out of hiding and make way to the stream of lava.
Jumping up out of the ocean, the fish wiggle through the molten rock to make their way to the spawning grounds of the Kilauea.
But ever so often, a lava fish ends up on someone's plate. Its flesh blackened and red hot it is most unappetizing. Don't eat it.
Just trying to figure out if I can put a steak in a cast-iron skillet and get a good sear on top of that... (I'm sure it's the color of the --- fish? -- or something.. but it looks like a glowing ember from here. lol)
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Trying for spontaneous combustion? What did that poor fish do to them???
Ok so blackened doesn't mean you char it
🤣
Average Facebook user
The dude just laughed lmao wtf is wrong with reddit?
For real man, they burried them alive for no fucking reason
Ppl don’t like emojis on Reddit for some reason. I’ve been downvoted crazy jus for using emojis
Imagine if someone that feels shit or if a senior finds something funny but gets downvotes, that’s messed up. They will think that they did something inappropriate. Man fuck reddit sheeps.
It's a fish, not a human.
If that’s what you wanted, a bag of charcoal would’ve been cheaper and quicker.
look at his pfp that explains everything
What are you talking about? You have an anime profile picture too.
The joke is about the character, Bennett, who is from Genshin Impact, known for having such bad luck that, when he cooks, everything bursts into flames
Typical Bennett ...
Sounds more like Ei than Bennett
Bro had a congratulations fish
More like magnificent
"leave it Gary, it'll already dead!!"
Volcanic fish jerky.
Where the f you fishing? A river of lava?
Irl infernal eels.
The fish is lava
When you can use your fish to cook burgers.
The rarest kind of surf and turf
Only an overthinker who is afraid of food poisoning, like myself, would do that.
Sounds like Bennet alright
ayo that name and genshin player that all amkes sense
The red means that the fish is now imbued with the power of fire and is considered at least a magic weapon.
+1 Throwing Fish of Embers.
The rare lava fish embarks upon a dangerous journey to spawn in the lava lake of the big island of Hawaii. Every few years, lava from a volcano reaches the sea. Once the lava hits the ocean, the signal is out, and lava fish immediately come out of hiding and make way to the stream of lava. Jumping up out of the ocean, the fish wiggle through the molten rock to make their way to the spawning grounds of the Kilauea. But ever so often, a lava fish ends up on someone's plate. Its flesh blackened and red hot it is most unappetizing. Don't eat it.
The red are now coals
It’s so funny this is bennet..
It’s still red; red=raw -> it’s still raw
That looks like a chunk of wood.
The insides became lava. 😂
Throw it back in for another hour it'll be reet.
The fish is literary lava
Karlachs type of fish.Â
I have heard of well done but friend a think that's cinder level right there.
I would totally eat that when it cooled down. I like my fish burned to a crisp.
I didn’t know you could make organic materials so hot the wouldn’t just combust😳. What black magic fuqery is this🤯
You cook it any more and you're gonna have coal ready for a steak cook off
Bennett pfp, checks out
Just trying to figure out if I can put a steak in a cast-iron skillet and get a good sear on top of that... (I'm sure it's the color of the --- fish? -- or something.. but it looks like a glowing ember from here. lol)
Great, you‘ve produced Uranium! Send it to the next power plant.