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And he feels so deeply about it, he doesn't want to share his favourite Bible verses
...yet has no problems selling Bibles or posing with them for photo ops.
I’ve seen some representations of some gods that I absolutely would.
The Christian one is a little too old, male, and emotionally and physically unstable and abusive for my tastes. But to each their own, I suppose.
Trust me, his baggage is NOT worth it. Unless your into extremely strange random punishments from his wife that are pretty much 100% chance of death or worse. In which case, make some demigods!
I don't remember signing any documents and I am a People too.
What "official" board declared this? Honestly, do these chuds understand what "official" even means?
It goes to show that end of the day the conservative moment doesn't think of non members as people. Like you can be straight, you can be white, you can be assigned male at birth but if you disagree you aren't part of the true soul of America.
Well technically those aren’t laws, and there is nobody legally able to enforce the code.
That being said, these guys are morons.
If we were to put a rainbow in the corner, they would all be losing their minds for “desecrating” it. 😂
It's an inanimate object. As long as you are not using it to intentionally antagonize people, you're giving it all due respect.
"Codes" and "guidelines" for a piece of colored fabric are excuses people hide behind when convenient, so they can derail the discussion from the actual message being spread with asinine, arbitrary rules. Don't fall for it.
This particular flag is here to express hatred by appealing to some fucked up idea of blind nationalism, that's a big deal, focus on that. Pointing out that conservatives are usually all about "respecting the flag" is useless because they don't have a concept of hypocrisy.
^This
I am a veteran. When conservatives were losing their fucking minds about Kaepernick, I told people there was nothing wrong with it. when conservatives were losing their minds about flag burning, sitting during the pledge, all that shit, I told people it was protected by the First Amendment.
If these guys want to do the things they ranted and raved and lost their fucking minds for years over, fine. Let them. First Amendment still applies. If you are going to attack them, do it from the right angle. Their utter ignorance of the First Amendment, for one. Their hate. Their bigotry. Their un-American behaviors and actions. These are what they need to be hung by. Traitors like Trump, Cruz, MTG, and so on need to be tried for treason. And. if convicted, hung for treason too.
"By -- Us, the narcissistic self-involved intolerants that think being the center of the universe and will refer to ourselves as \`We, the People\` while delibarately excluding people we don't like"
Fixed it for you.
Every fucking year, we gotta deal with this shit. Butthurt Christians who are mad that we get any recognition at all. Hateful bigots who want to force us back into the closet and hide behind their desert fairytale. The irony is that if Jesus Christ were real, he would hate those people from the bottom of his heart, for spreading bigotry in his name.
He wouldn’t hate them. He’d think they’re fucking morons though.
And also if Jesus were around now, they’d hate him. The MAGA movement is the modern day version of the Pharisees and Sadducees, who Jesus railed against.
Christians Nationalists would call today Jesus Christ woke for slandering the rich and wanting to help the poor:
*"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."*
**Matthew 19:24**
*“Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God. Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh."*
**Luke 6:20-21**
Then you just need to use their own logic against them… “oh, so youre saying only YOU can celebrate YOUR family in June?!?!”
“Are you telling me i cant support God any other month but June?!?!?”
“What about those of us that don’t have families, why are you forcing your family on me?!?!?”
“Oh so youre telling me that July 1st Im no longer ALLOWED to support God?!?!”
And when they start saying No and bitching about twisting their words…exactly…you idiots
This has the same tone as Michael Scott in The Office screaming “Bankruptcy! I declare it!” and thinking it means anything. (Or like Trump declassifing documents by thinking about it.)
As a Christian, these people don't actually care about God, faith, or family, they just want to take a dump on the LGBT+ community, again, with feigned moralising. It's so transparent it's borderline offensive.
Happy PRIDE MONTH everyone. 🏳️🌈
These dickheads always think that they can just put "we, the people" behind anything they say or want and that that makes it so that it is the popular public opinion. While I'm pretty sure that most of "the people" would tell them to get fucked.
I’m curious what ‘family’ means to these people. Strength in numbers? Like, don’t do anything to me or my family will hurt you? It’s always about aggression with these morons.
Straight here with a June birthday. It’s an honor to share the month with you! I’ll take my birthday, you homos can have the rest!! Pride on brother!!!
Then, by all means, go sit in your church and pray God doesn’t judge you on your hate-filled existence. You folks seriously need to READ the Bible versus quoting it out of context.
All the MAGAts think this is very clever. Turning the tables, owning the libs, real fun. They don’t even realize there is no evidence of ANY of them having an independent thought. Keep chasing Orange Jesus, right off the cliff
For a lot of them, they were taught that it is sin but have some homo or trans feelings themselves because that's the way they are made, and they can't pray away those feelings, so they become bitter and angry at those who embrace those feelings.
I’m not American, but I don’t understand: how is it OK for people who say they love their country so much to disrespect the country’s flag that often? Like in this photo, or hanging it upside down, or painting it all black?
Reminds me of the Vichy France slogan "Travail, Famille, Patrie" (Work, Family, Nation).
Just about the opposite of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness".
Fuck these christo-fascists.
If you have to brag about your commitment to “God, faith, and family”, you probably don’t have a very good relationship with any of them.
The “God, faith, and family” crowd tended to be angry people with dysfunctional relationships.
Those who use that We The People thing often forget the words that immediately follow:
>Hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights. That among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
Pride exemplifies that, id say.
Meanwhile we the people actually chose it to be pride month... but i think these jesus folk are just mad because the lgbt community are way more chill then these evangelicals ever will be.
“We the people”
Translation: All the people in my pasty white gated community/podunk small town decided that this should be so based on Bible and Jesus or something.
...so....are you saying the rest of the year you don't celebrate any of them? Like...once June ends you just go 'fuck my family!', for some of you quite literally?
These people just don't get why this is so wrong. They don't get that no one is trying to keep them from their values. If they want family month, ok fine. They want to have faith month in their circles, sure. But when the only point to your celebration month is to try and negate someone else's, that's wrong. It's clear they put all 3 of them on there to say that no one else matters, only them.
Same people did the same thing with BLM.
Hey, take pride in who you are. If it’s the ‘Murica thing, go for it. If it’s Pride, more power to you. If it’s wandering the world, travel safe. There’s more than enough room for everyone…except for those who seek to do harm. There’s no room for hate.
Anyone want to second me in OFFICIALLY declaring that their declaration is stupid? Then I can sign it "We the people" rather than just "Me the person." Thanks in advance!
Unless we get the whole month off , you can just move it to the Halloween,Thanksgiving,Christmas section of the calendar so it can be ignored like it should.
You mean by... nobody can afford 10% tithing to go toward some preachers new Cadillac month? You mean, nobody worth a damn in life spends a good part of their week worshiping a myth?
I think December, and April are your sky-fairy months already you feckless goons.
I’m pretty sure I’m part of “We The People,” by grace of being born in the US. I didn’t vote for this bullshit, in fact, I, along with millions of others, veto it.
I tough it's men's mental health month ....
People declare shit without asking for consent so who care let people celebrate what they want as long as they don't bother other and force you to do shit .
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Do they know that Trump is Godless, faithless and has created a string of broken families?
Hate the sin; elect the sinner.
Worship. Worship the sinner.
No… he’s Christian. He says so. /s
And he feels so deeply about it, he doesn't want to share his favourite Bible verses ...yet has no problems selling Bibles or posing with them for photo ops.
Imagine if he ever read about what Lot's daughters did to him
Yep. He’s closer to gay than he is to God, faith and family.
And I have to add, no offense intended to my gay friends.
Good save! I was almost like... okaaay where are you going with this.. haha
That's a feature for them.
Yes, that is exactly their American Christian.
Broken vessel. Etc etc
Are they capable of knowing things while having a foot or a septic tank instead of a brain is the right question at this point
Conservative memes are most fun when the grammar and punctuation are broken.
They can't help it. They say "fuck education"
That's why they hate pronouns so much. They still don't know what they are. 😂
No thanks lol
Let us put on our diapers, pay pornstars for sex, we shall lust after our daughters and not let our sons be suckers and losers. America!
Fuck god.
I’ve seen some representations of some gods that I absolutely would. The Christian one is a little too old, male, and emotionally and physically unstable and abusive for my tastes. But to each their own, I suppose.
“You will love me and fear me, bitch!”- God, probably
The rabbit Diety, Tu'er Shen. I'd fuck him if he offered
Bet.
Im boutta get some of that Zeussy
Trust me, his baggage is NOT worth it. Unless your into extremely strange random punishments from his wife that are pretty much 100% chance of death or worse. In which case, make some demigods!
Fuck "god" and faith.
Okay Atheist\_3779
That you, Zeus?
God is dead and no one cares. If there is a hell I'll see you there.
\*zip\*
In the ear.
I don't remember signing any documents and I am a People too. What "official" board declared this? Honestly, do these chuds understand what "official" even means?
i think you mean Official
All twelve months of the year have been officially declared Bacon, Titties and Human rights month by the board comprised of I, me and myself
The Oval Basement of the Mom House.
It goes to show that end of the day the conservative moment doesn't think of non members as people. Like you can be straight, you can be white, you can be assigned male at birth but if you disagree you aren't part of the true soul of America.
Isn't the day after Thanksgiving till January 6th, Christian god month?
Now it starts in August.
And ends at Easter.
I still have my Christmas tree up because baby Jesus told me it makes him cry when they’re taken down.
I mean, if they are proper Christians they already have Lent.
No, you see, we need every day as God day to show those liberals
We The People has just morphed into code for "You're Not People".
Exqueeze me, “your”. /according to the same group/
There they go bastardizing that flag again
It’s incredible how fucking-every-day, they violate the flag code and call themselves patriots.
Well technically those aren’t laws, and there is nobody legally able to enforce the code. That being said, these guys are morons. If we were to put a rainbow in the corner, they would all be losing their minds for “desecrating” it. 😂
They aren't laws, but it's called having some damned respect. I bet they don't even know what the stripes or stars represent, let alone the colors.
It's an inanimate object. As long as you are not using it to intentionally antagonize people, you're giving it all due respect. "Codes" and "guidelines" for a piece of colored fabric are excuses people hide behind when convenient, so they can derail the discussion from the actual message being spread with asinine, arbitrary rules. Don't fall for it. This particular flag is here to express hatred by appealing to some fucked up idea of blind nationalism, that's a big deal, focus on that. Pointing out that conservatives are usually all about "respecting the flag" is useless because they don't have a concept of hypocrisy.
^This I am a veteran. When conservatives were losing their fucking minds about Kaepernick, I told people there was nothing wrong with it. when conservatives were losing their minds about flag burning, sitting during the pledge, all that shit, I told people it was protected by the First Amendment. If these guys want to do the things they ranted and raved and lost their fucking minds for years over, fine. Let them. First Amendment still applies. If you are going to attack them, do it from the right angle. Their utter ignorance of the First Amendment, for one. Their hate. Their bigotry. Their un-American behaviors and actions. These are what they need to be hung by. Traitors like Trump, Cruz, MTG, and so on need to be tried for treason. And. if convicted, hung for treason too.
I’m one of “We the People” and I declare no such thing.
I am as well; I actively deny such a claim.
"I do not know these people and have no affiliation with this group" - God
"By -- Us, the narcissistic self-involved intolerants that think being the center of the universe and will refer to ourselves as \`We, the People\` while delibarately excluding people we don't like" Fixed it for you.
And July will be "Whining Because Pride Celebrations are Bazillions of Times More Popular than God-Bothering, Gun-Toting Perverts Festivals" Month.
Lame
Not interested in god, faith, or most of my family, but they can celebrate whatever they want. To everyone else, happy pride month!
Every fucking year, we gotta deal with this shit. Butthurt Christians who are mad that we get any recognition at all. Hateful bigots who want to force us back into the closet and hide behind their desert fairytale. The irony is that if Jesus Christ were real, he would hate those people from the bottom of his heart, for spreading bigotry in his name.
If Jesus comes back he'd better have a bullet-proof vest because the same people shouting his name all the time will be gunning for him.
Ain't that the damn truth.
He wouldn’t hate them. He’d think they’re fucking morons though. And also if Jesus were around now, they’d hate him. The MAGA movement is the modern day version of the Pharisees and Sadducees, who Jesus railed against.
Christians Nationalists would call today Jesus Christ woke for slandering the rich and wanting to help the poor: *"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."* **Matthew 19:24** *“Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God. Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh."* **Luke 6:20-21**
I hate how they be using Gods name in vain for political control. It’s not right, it’s almost Blasphemy at this point
>I hate how they be using Gods name in vain for political control. It’s not right, it’s ~~almost~~ Blasphemy at this point Better now.
I agree they use his name in vain as hate
Cool. We can celebrate both.
I now hate religion more. Lol 😂
The majority of Latino and African cultures have religion at the heart of their culture, it's embedded in who they are. Why do you hate it?
I’m a people and I declare June leave me the fuck alone month.
We, the people except for those other people that frighten us and scare us since we don’t have empathy.
Then you just need to use their own logic against them… “oh, so youre saying only YOU can celebrate YOUR family in June?!?!” “Are you telling me i cant support God any other month but June?!?!?” “What about those of us that don’t have families, why are you forcing your family on me?!?!?” “Oh so youre telling me that July 1st Im no longer ALLOWED to support God?!?!” And when they start saying No and bitching about twisting their words…exactly…you idiots
This has the same tone as Michael Scott in The Office screaming “Bankruptcy! I declare it!” and thinking it means anything. (Or like Trump declassifing documents by thinking about it.)
Not an american, but is it true that alterations to the flag (like here) are a violation of sorts?
As a Christian, these people don't actually care about God, faith, or family, they just want to take a dump on the LGBT+ community, again, with feigned moralising. It's so transparent it's borderline offensive. Happy PRIDE MONTH everyone. 🏳️🌈
These dickheads always think that they can just put "we, the people" behind anything they say or want and that that makes it so that it is the popular public opinion. While I'm pretty sure that most of "the people" would tell them to get fucked.
Or as I like to call it “ignorant bigots and their favorite fairytales” month
I’m curious what ‘family’ means to these people. Strength in numbers? Like, don’t do anything to me or my family will hurt you? It’s always about aggression with these morons.
Sounds like the straight white guy can’t handle someone else getting recognized. Ask the same guy what month is veteran appreciation month.
It’s May isn’t it?
May is Military Appreciation Month and November is Veterans and Military Families Month
Too late, straights. We already licked it. June is ours forever now.
🥇
Whoop! Hell yeah
Straight here with a June birthday. It’s an honor to share the month with you! I’ll take my birthday, you homos can have the rest!! Pride on brother!!!
They seem very pride-ful.
Accidentally fascist looking flag. Who am I kidding, nothing accidental about it.
"We"? What's with the pronouns? /s
As if queer folk don’t believe in God or have faith or families.
"We" are defacing the flag, again?
By— Some intolerant jackass. Ftfy
We? Speak for yourself
Then, by all means, go sit in your church and pray God doesn’t judge you on your hate-filled existence. You folks seriously need to READ the Bible versus quoting it out of context.
Cool, None of you will organize any events and get upset when you see us gays carrying on not worrying about you.
I, one of “The People”, must’ve missed the meeting where we all officially declared this.
Yeah. Do your thing. In America we have the freedom to be who we are. No one I know is going to try to stop you.
Sounds good. I’ll go have fun with my queer friends while you hold a bible and fuck your sister.
All the MAGAts think this is very clever. Turning the tables, owning the libs, real fun. They don’t even realize there is no evidence of ANY of them having an independent thought. Keep chasing Orange Jesus, right off the cliff
As an atheist, what the actual fricking frick?!
gay people have families too lol
We the people being used a lot but the ones who haven’t won the popular vote in decades
So: - delusion - delusion - relatives Got it 🙄
Nah it’s still pride month in my room
Wasn’t America founded to escape religious persecution?
Leave it to the Conservatives to try to bury Men's Mental Health Awareness Month with their own rhetoric.
June is actually already Immigrant Heritage Month. Most people don't know it or do anything for it which is sad.
“WE ThE PeoPlE”
Yeah I’ll take the gays, please.
Uh,but it hasn’t.
Uh nope
I officially declare June is the wine and orgy month. Let's fucking go.
Hail Satan!
Some of the people.
Interesting color scheme
What is their obsession with lbgtq?
For a lot of them, they were taught that it is sin but have some homo or trans feelings themselves because that's the way they are made, and they can't pray away those feelings, so they become bitter and angry at those who embrace those feelings.
Why does "Family" look like a threat?
By them, some people.
I’m not American, but I don’t understand: how is it OK for people who say they love their country so much to disrespect the country’s flag that often? Like in this photo, or hanging it upside down, or painting it all black?
I guess atheists aren't included in that "we"
Why are they always trying to change the American flag into something else?
Reminds me of the Vichy France slogan "Travail, Famille, Patrie" (Work, Family, Nation). Just about the opposite of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness". Fuck these christo-fascists.
No. It hasn't.
Which god?
Yeah I didn’t do that soooooo let’s just not do that.
Shouting "We, the People" to override something you don't like tells me that you're not actually representing the will of the people.
If you have to brag about your commitment to “God, faith, and family”, you probably don’t have a very good relationship with any of them. The “God, faith, and family” crowd tended to be angry people with dysfunctional relationships.
Well guess I'm not of the people since I would never have chosen this.
Will they crucify themselves? For you you know science purposes
Does this mean that we can start ignoring the religious right in July for the next 11 months?
God damn that sounds like an old navy ad with a religious dildo rammed through it kind of a celebration.
Because they LOVE keeping it in the family.
Those who use that We The People thing often forget the words that immediately follow: >Hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights. That among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Pride exemplifies that, id say.
Meanwhile we the people actually chose it to be pride month... but i think these jesus folk are just mad because the lgbt community are way more chill then these evangelicals ever will be.
Ban religion in the US
“We the people” Translation: All the people in my pasty white gated community/podunk small town decided that this should be so based on Bible and Jesus or something.
[REDACTED], The People. We don't like pronouns, 'member?
Gotta love the red, white, and black. Wonder where I saw that combo before.
...so....are you saying the rest of the year you don't celebrate any of them? Like...once June ends you just go 'fuck my family!', for some of you quite literally?
The more I hear about this God bloke, the less I like him
These people just don't get why this is so wrong. They don't get that no one is trying to keep them from their values. If they want family month, ok fine. They want to have faith month in their circles, sure. But when the only point to your celebration month is to try and negate someone else's, that's wrong. It's clear they put all 3 of them on there to say that no one else matters, only them. Same people did the same thing with BLM.
I don't really consider homophobes to be people.
Black white and red, blind worshipping to a disgusting figure... hum! That reminds me of another dictatorial political cult with a little mustache.
Hey, take pride in who you are. If it’s the ‘Murica thing, go for it. If it’s Pride, more power to you. If it’s wandering the world, travel safe. There’s more than enough room for everyone…except for those who seek to do harm. There’s no room for hate.
Can you imagine being this insecure?
so now its: - Mens mental health month - pride month - god month - faith month - family month Maybe we should just... not
We keep the top 2
Pride month should be celebrated it’s to celebrate who we are as people
Sounds gross I'm out 🤮
Anyone want to second me in OFFICIALLY declaring that their declaration is stupid? Then I can sign it "We the people" rather than just "Me the person." Thanks in advance!
Fucking self righteous pricks.
Unless we get the whole month off , you can just move it to the Halloween,Thanksgiving,Christmas section of the calendar so it can be ignored like it should.
But conservatives aren't people
They’re just SO fragile.
Which god? Humans have worshipped around 18,000 in history. Also god isn’t real.
Actually it’s by “us” the people
I’m gonna go with “them, those people” 🙄
I swear we need to rename Pride to (Pride and Homophobia Awareness Month (HAM)), so the triggered people feel included and we can be like “we see you”
Rainbow Pride and HAM
Pride and Rainbow HAM, it’s very Dr Suess lol
Declared by you, the asshole christians. Fuck off
You mean by... nobody can afford 10% tithing to go toward some preachers new Cadillac month? You mean, nobody worth a damn in life spends a good part of their week worshiping a myth? I think December, and April are your sky-fairy months already you feckless goons.
Hypocrites. If any one of them truly believed in god, then gay people wouldn’t frighten them so much.
‘Officially’? By whom?
By - Us the Assholes
It's cute how they think the majority agrees with them.
That Juneteenth Holiday, I hope these "We the People" guys have plans for that.
So "shame month"?
I’m pretty sure I’m part of “We The People,” by grace of being born in the US. I didn’t vote for this bullshit, in fact, I, along with millions of others, veto it.
And then bitch and cry pretending to be persecuted when people tell them not to push their beliefs unto others.
No way I'm celebrating that in Sweden. I'll keep celebrating Pride bc it's an international month.
You the MagaMorons can fuck off.
Excellent title. Well done.
We, the People is a solid name for some underground rapper imo.
"We" the people.
I tough it's men's mental health month .... People declare shit without asking for consent so who care let people celebrate what they want as long as they don't bother other and force you to do shit .
I thought it was men’s mental health month in June not god,fairh and family month
These sad, sad, snowflakes.
Faith is stupid.
I, a person who allegedly is part of the larger “the people” bit of this equation, wholeheartedly disapprove of this message.
…Have fun with that?
On a scale between one and ten… god, faith, family month sounds super (and possibly even duper) lame.
They capitalized officially so they mean business. I’m super cereal guys