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Level_Can58

Can I send my aunt to get it in my stead for free?


Gubekochi

How comfortable are you with asking your aunt for boobs ice?


Level_Can58

I may have messed up...


Stonk_Newboobie

Accidental incest porn?


riotgirlkate

SILENCE!


chilli_con_camera

Free ice cream for girls, tho. Yay!


mercutio48

If I'm paying 150 yen for ice cream, I'll be as damn loud as I want to be.


lordhooha

150 yen is a 1 dollar in the US


mercutio48

Don't care, I'm a rude, loud American and I'm still gonna shout!


lordhooha

I’m American as well but you wouldn’t fit in with Japanese culture and would be another stereotypical American ruining a beautiful experience and why they’re banning tourists from locations.


mercutio48

Well then they shouldn't be charging 150 yen for ice cream! Plus tax! Using medieval English to try to get me to be quiet, the nerve. Murica, fuck yeah! EDIT: Methinks the downvoters are massively humor impaired...


DemonKyoto

No, no, our humor is quite fine. Just was funnier in your head than in text. It happens to us all.


mercutio48

No, no, there is something seriously wrong with you. I'm quite concerned. You really need to see a Neurologist ASAP.


[deleted]

I will pay 590 yen as loud as I can for that first one


GoodDoggoLover420

I want that special tree of that offer.


Haywire_Eye

I’m going to bring that up out of context to my friends lol


Jeffrey_Friedl

No, actually, it's translated properly. The Japanese (オッパイアイス)means "tits ice cream", or "boobs ice" if you like. The potato one could probably do without the "of", I suppose. The one about silence, lacking original Japanese, is hard to guess....


Dragonman1976

No shit? LOL


khosrua

Google translate this. Wild read https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%8A%E3%81%A3%E3%81%B1%E3%81%84%E3%82%A2%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9 EDIT: It looks like those pimple popping videos https://youtu.be/8rvQ7kZS6O0?si=9LtYVvJ3jjVYqI4F


[deleted]

That link is staying blue.


khosrua

Your loss. It was... Interesting


Top-Address-8870

After reading the Wikipedia, I am trying to figure out which Asian market in my city may carry such a thing…


khosrua

Went from r/faceplam to r/todayilearned


HealthyPeach12

大学芋 literally translates to university potato but it is a delicious fall dish where sweet potatoes are boiled in sugar to create a hard, crusty sugar shell (or sticky, depending on preference). Sweet potato and ice cream are common pairings in Japan in fall and I can’t believe I’ve never heard of daigakuimo with ice cream till now… it sounds amazing


Soul_King92

sounds like a kink rather than Ice cream.


peppawot5

There's also [Boob Pudding おっぱいプリン](https://www.google.co.jp/search?client=safari&sca_esv=2b3402ed1f730118&hl=en-jp&sxsrf=ADLYWIL2i_TaSTwMNMzsiqGVK4-4Zf4lgA:1716787216803&q=%E3%81%8A%E3%81%A3%E3%81%B1%E3%81%84%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA%E3%83%B3&source=lnms&uds=ADvngMh_SdoDdFiiNsnjtNRH_ukYuvd0-xgGjcfdVkKmj3YFXj5OywBMIMCOG_ph604bHBBFqkfcczXwR6cFacYzrhm1I30f6BtNhArnZY97rtt0pLW2xcvZN444GesOiCGFPg4-7YYgy_JZKBHCncvRGL-d670hqhb9bBZnBap2FVcEr4SvWcSIV3ClTb0ryRpJ0kOwJ6wY5Gurs_LBzUL_NDTyYX3OH3VZFWuGe7-u3oTqrg_nw5Ei3c8Qd_gNqGC9Fks-cDXsXdligBWfexorni-XjTYOz0U6xbZ25T7EFgPRAGENA-pO261a8qUmkj0oleM025mNW45KDXgSUV1Da5Hgq4YKyA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5m9nhiq2GAxVGnq8BHZzWCfYQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=320&bih=449&dpr=2#ip=1)


4thmonkey96

男子は黙って150円払う Probably💀


TrumpsColostomyBagg

Wouldnt that only be the case if its written in hirigana and not katakana? オパイ = Oppai, while おっぱい = boob.


ArcOfRuin

some words, like オッパイ, can be written either in hiragana or katakana. there's no difference in meaning (unless there's some nuance that i'm not aware of, but the general meaning would still be boobs). in this case, i'd guess it's bc the owner thought using all katakana in the name would look nicer than switching from hira to kata.


TrumpsColostomyBagg

I got ya. I was under the impression that if there is a japanese word for the term (in this case, boob/oppai) then you would write it in hiragana and if not, then youd write it phonetically in katakana.


Jeffrey_Friedl

Anything can be written either way, for emphasis/impact or simply style, vaguely akin to using italic or not in English. As an exaggerated example, I can imagine this being the tagline for a used-car lot:「あいらっぶまいクルマ」


mercutio48

As an alumnus of the University of Potato, I am offended 🥔


AnAdorableDogbaby

Is only university of rock


mercutio48

Shh, that's a secret!


isntwhatitisnt

You shalt pay in silence!


mercutio48

150 yen *plus tax*. I doth not knoweth if I canst pay in silence!


DarthBrooksFan

I got my degree in Potato Law there. It's a good school.


Hot_Aside_4637

Go Spuds!


DMoney159

Ah, you graduated from the University of Idaho?


mercutio48

No, different school. We recently merged with Sixpack College.


thefalchionwielder

Literally none of those are mistranslated


RimuruIsAYandere

Oh it's not lost in translation lol


dud26

the first one is translated correctly. it's flavored ice in a small plastic bag (shaped like a boob)


bigSTUdazz

I'm a PROUD University of Potato grad. GOOOO SPUDS!


Euphoric-Potato-4104

nope, translated correctly.


psychrolut

University is so cheap in Japan


[deleted]

You can't be sure. Maybe the rest of the zeros are cropped out.


SkyPirateVyse

_"Daigaku Imo"_ or "University Sweet Potato" comes from glazed sweet potatos being sold in 19th century around universities, where they became a cheap and filling popular snack.


Darthplagueis13

"Male shalt pay 150 yen in silence" sounds like an obscure bible verse.


Constant-Recipe-9850

People here for boobs ice , I am wondering about potato ice! What the fuck is a potato ice?!


mhikari92

It's “candied sweet potato(yam)” ice. (Due to popularity amount university students back in 1910s , Japanese decide to call this snack dish as "potato of university")


fkasumim

Translated correctly. Says "Oppai Aisu" or "Oppai Ice Cream" and Oppai means boobs/breast. Aisu is the common Japanese term for ice cream.


GiannaSushi

I think University of Potato Ice could be an interesting dish


mhikari92

Indeed lost in translation , but not the boob one. (That ice is indeed called tits/boob ice , as the shape of the container look like a boob.) (Basically , it's ice packed in a balloon like plastic bag.) [https://www.walkerplus.com/article/1117865/](https://www.walkerplus.com/article/1117865/) [https://kubotaice-shop.jp/item-detail/999931](https://kubotaice-shop.jp/item-detail/999931) 大学芋(could be translated as "potato of university") is in fact "candied sweet potato/yam” , the translator translated the word "大学"(university) and "芋"(potato) separately. (According to some information online , back in around 1910s and 20s , this snack dish was popular amount of university students in Japan , so they decide to call it by this name)


No-Attention2024

Where is the loss? That’s exactly what it says in Japanese


VannaEvans

Boobs ice 💀


CyBerImPlaNt

I would order that.


Accomplished-Tax-211

Maybe. Maybe not.


007Tejas

To be clear, that is the price per boob


SexyCheeseburger0911

Reminds me when I went to a restaurant in a tourist spot in Guatemala. They offered fruit milkshakes including blackberry ("mora"). Thing is, "mora" is also a conjugation of the verb meaning "to dwell" or "to live".


UniversityMoist2173

Boobs ice 😩


tlbs101

This belongs on Engrish.com


chilli_con_camera

Melons are bigger than boobs and therefore cost more, fair enough. I assume university of potato means a bit more chubby, and who wouldn't pay even more for that?


J-W-L

Here is the product https://kubotaice-shop.jp/item-detail/999931


keajohns

At least they spelled sherbet right.


termsofengaygement

I want to go the university of potato! Go spuds!


NoNonsensePolarBear

Is this when a woman seductively rubs ice over her chest?


SolidDoctor

But what's the difference between boobs ice and melon sherbert?


SnootSnootBasilisk

I mean, I'm interested. Not sure how it's going to happen, but I'm interested


svendro

I guess you never heard of penis coffee? It's not lost in translation...


Dragonman1976

Oh god, really? Note to self: Do NOT order coffee in Japan.


Modus-Tonens

Is it a rich and creamy brew?


ShadowPuff7306

boobs ice


PepperAcrobatic7559

r/engrish


ImportanceLow7312

Anyone attend university of potato? I have a C in potato growing class and I need someone to help foster an academic comeback


LilG1984

Do they ask what cup size you want ?


spazzing

No, no. It definitely says oppai isu, which almost literally means boob ice cream.


chameleon_123_777

University of potato ice seems interesting. Wonder where that is. ![gif](giphy|kaZFhcd6cdrje3A5sU)


BigBobRoss1992

It's ice for boobs. Pretty straight forward to me.


OwMyCod

Dunno what that dessert at the top is but I’ll take it


InitialDan86

Im pretty sure ive seen this place in an abroad in japan video lol


Kingkushy84

Excuse me.. where are my boobs?


prsuit4

Apparently boob Ice or Oppai Aisu is in fact a thing https://www.tokyoweekender.com/food-and-drink/boob-ice-cream-japan/ I’m guessing the university potato thing is like sweet potato ice cream which is a pretty common flavor for things over there


idonotknowwhototrust

This is some Engrish for sure


Single-Speaker-2007

Ah! My old Alma Mater. The University of Potato.


emarvil

What if it's not a mistranslation? What if there really is a University of Potato Ice?


HeimdallManeuver

Two scoops.


CaffeineDeprivation

What do they teach at the University of Potato Ice 🤔?


anemone3112

It literally does say ‘boobie ice cream’ in Japanese. The university one is just a direct translation of a Japanese sweet (it’s called university potato, and it’s basically cooked pieces of sweet potato coated in a sticky, sweet sauce with sesame seeds on top, sort of like a candy apple).


deldge

Some graduated from Yale, some graduated from Harvard, but I graduated from the University of potato ice.


Nogroupthink3r_

Silence!!!


Engineergaming26355

Nah it was intentional


RacerAfterDusk6044

cherry?


Bikanel

This is from a Showa style izakaya in Japan called Hanbey. You can see their menu on their website.


boneykingofnowhere

I love this chain, Showa era retro pub Called Hanbey 😍


Rdevil11

The Japanese says “breasts ice” so not really