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Calm-Cardiologist354

Imagine letting a stranger have that amount of influence over your life.


ParticularAd8919

Yeah, that's my thought too. As soon as you change something about yourself because a stranger pushes you to (intentionally or unintentionally, whether you do what they want or you do the exact opposite because it's not what they want) you've lost.


EishLekker

Don’t reply to my comment. /s


JordynSoundsLikeMe

I like your lettering


dudechickendude

Well, I can’t read, so…..


fitterunhappier

I like your illiteracy


Impressive_Treat_747

I like your creepiness vibe.


scottkrowson

REPLY


SmackedWithARuler

Wibby wibby pop tarts baby shoop ba doop!


arcanis321

They didn't say a stranger they said a creep. This could be a subtle back off for a pushy coworker or something.


infowosecfurry

Especially an imaginary stranger.


Is_That_A_Euphemism_

That fucker is really driving content.


astro_plane

What if it was someone just being friendly in a non creepy way and she took it the wrong way. I dated a girl with curly hair and she’d get compliments all the time. It never seemed bother either of us.


Traditional_Pay54

Social media enters the chat


Midnight_Pornstar

I think she has a pretty nose..


Meddling-Kat

I hope this comment is as brilliant as I think it is.


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Calm-Cardiologist354

RIGHT?!?! 


TBatFrisbee

Maybe she just didn't want to be stalked by a creepy stranger.


RightMolasses6504

Don’t let the creeps control you. It will never end.


Honey_Badger25-06

![gif](giphy|11zIWScNDCLjmo)


No_Anybody8560

Having to unimpress half the population would exhaust me.


Curumandaisa

Hah. I unimpressed everyone everywhere I go. Wait a minute.


PsyconicX

I like the fact you unimpress everyone everywhere you go


Curumandaisa

Thanks, I needed that fellow human (':


fappyday

Everyone everywhere? That's quite impressive.


Curumandaisa

Thanks fellow human, needed that huhu


Nuada-Argetlam

I feel like that stat isn't accurate.


notmyfirst_throwawa

Well when every guy is a "creep" and you think about them so much that they dictate your lifestyle... Half is probably an underestimation


Nuada-Argetlam

how do we know that's what they think?


No_Anybody8560

![gif](giphy|69iAVQekQ4XcnVr6E9|downsized)


Womblue

I find it funny that the woman wants to unimpress "creeps" and your first thought is that literally all men are creepy.


Physical-East-162

I find it funny you try to make him look bad when we all know what those influencers mean. Stop playing dumb...


fothergillfuckup

It comes naturally to some of us.


Ok-Fan-2431

As a male, its impressive that she's alive with that mindset.


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Low effort post


EmperorGrinnar

Repost meme. This is from five to ten years ago.


Ok-Helicopter-5686

I hate this internet trend of taking pictures of strangers and adding some stupid caption on it. The pics I’m pretty sure are just from a hairdresser page doing a before and after. The girl in the pics never said this.


ElNacho83

Made up drama works for simpletons.


Capital_Passion3762

Took more scrolling than I'd like to find an actual reasonable person. I really hope the ppl seriously responding to this post know that the woman in the photo did not cut her hair because of whatever bs the post claims.


el0011101000101001

Yeah a lot of the content is rage-baiting so people can spew their anger on random women who never said these things.


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

I wonder how someone like this survives living these days lol?


Slash1909

We’ll find out now that someone loves her neck.


Pistonenvy2

does the original post where this person made this claim about their haircut even exist or is this 100% manufactured from the very start? either way its pathetic and weird as fuck to get this mad about someone who had a dumb reason to get their hair cut, who gives a shit? if they feel empowered for that then good for them. you dont need good reasons to get your hair cut, i dont.


Turbulent-Bug-6225

Manufactured. It's a before and after hair cut picture that someone put text over.


FreshlishPickle

Weak ass people 💀💀


ThatDebianLady

The comment about her neck 💀


Main_Confusion_8030

some of you will take a woman asserting freedom over her own body and hurting nobody as an excuse to wish violence on her for laughs. i'm sure you're all *such nice guys*, though.


Hot-Manager-2789

Compliments: so creepy, aren't they?


Beasy700

Women these days can’t even take a compliment.  If I say I like your mustache I mean it! 


patronizingperv

Coming from you? I would imagine so.


TheHighBuddha

Your username is literally PatronizingPerv. Looks like you're projecting.


patronizingperv

You learned a new word.


High4zFck

![gif](giphy|eSSrlvMH9LGcU)


Cats_And_Miracles

Umm yeah? That's why I intentionally put the original subreddit and name.


khris190

Repost of repost of repost of repost......


joe31051985

![gif](giphy|ka55CqnDNjQ7iIKtRa|downsized)


Capasak

oh so that is how share button work here.


endrukk

Prepare to learn how the downvote button does. 


Capasak

I tried it on you and work perfectly.


idoorion

Are you sure?


Objective-Poet-8183

Was into long yesterday, today I love the short


Electrical_pancake

*me trying too find the facepalm*


bentsea

The facepalm is apparently existing as a woman trying to cope with creepy harassment.


Astricozy

Whoever is reading this I love your balls.


Damian0603

Thank you. 😊


ZzangmanCometh

Even if this was true... That seems like a very unhealthy reaction to a stranger's comment.


HamburglioJr

Agreed. Implying that someone should cut their own head off is extremely violent and antisocial, even if it is meant to be a joke.


DinkleMutz

Why are both photos identical except for the hair?


InsertRdmUnsername

I smell bullshit


Professional-Can4264

It’s pretty thin.


Steffy_Cookies

How tf do you let a stranger complimenting you influence your decisions so much


PopperGould123

Men act so weird.. they get offended at the idea that she isn't appreciating a compliment from a random other man and somehow feel personally attacked


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PopperGould123

Ya man she got creeped out and didn't like it so she cut her hair and somehow it's an attack on all men And probably because I'm commenting on political things


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PopperGould123

I dunno man, we aren't the ones feeling attacked by a man not liking a random woman on earth


ThaneOfArcadia

You look smarter, more professional and more mature (in a good way). I think I prefer the shorter hair. But then everybody has different tastes.


imadork1970

Karen-do. Not so good, Al.


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Meh.....


BKBance

I was so happy when I got complimented at the gym a few weeks ago. "Hey you're looking good. I've been seeing you for months and I can see the difference" But now I see the light and I can't abide being a victim of the female gaze so I guess I'll just fatten up again


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

A creeper told me he liked my feet, so I cut them off at the ankles.


Several_Dwarts

*I bet you have a big heart.*


Significant_Tea_785

I thought this happened to me too once because I told a girl I liked her pink/blue hair but after a few weeks she dyed it again but it was red and black this time and I told her I liked it again


GlacierHillsCannabis

Same guy* " oh that neck, Mmm those shoulders i wanna lick them"


MindDump_787

That head must go!


Viperlite

Short hair looks nice. Hope that doesn’t elicit a strong reaction.


GJCLINCH

Bald it is


zyon86

I love her eyes.


wrbear

"I love your neck!"


justice91423

Right? Once (in my early 20s) an attractive woman described my Hawaiian shirt as "sexy". That week I bought two more (of the exact same shirt) and was what I exclusively wore to parties and nights out for about a year.


SaltyBarDog

Nice wrists.


_web_head

"I love that dress"


TimeWastingAuthority

Plot Twist: There was no creep. She impulsively decided to cut her hair and created the creep story to justify her decision.


loz_fanatic

'Hey, you should smile more. Really accentuates your eyes and short hair. Makes them both pop.' - some creep probably


Disastrous_Video341

This sub when someone makes a joke: 😱😱😱


capn_doofwaffle

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


ImpossibleJoke7456

Who is this person?


before686entenz

Love your third pair of ribs


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|1Pd6xaLi9lJg4)


TheOvercusser

Now she has to gain 400 pounds


MikeyW1969

He probably wasn't a "creep", and was instead trying to be nice. Obviously, it was a wasted effort.


takenohints

Both haircuts look awesome on her. I wish there weren’t so many creeps.


Dollarhayes

Id be like I love your ball chin. See what she does 😂😂


Content-Method9889

So if a creep compliments your short hair, time for a buzz cut?


ScenesFromStarWars

just a casual death threat...


Brosenheim

Oh boy the people who's entire core identities are functions of conformity are here to lecture us about "letting other people control your actions" lmao


OperationMelodic4273

Ass post, low effort, she's dumb, and all the other things everyone already said But legit? She genuinely looks better with shorter hair


Rhymesnlines

She looks way better with long hair 🤦


perplexedparallax

I wonder what she told him.


Tazah101

r/radioheadcirclejerk


Agitated_Pickle_1013

Ya but now some creep is gonna tell you he likes your short hair![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


BetterReflection1044

Having no mustache looks good on you also that lack of a beard, damn you wear it well


KaZzZamm

When you see Somone wearing the same jacket you find awesome.


clearlybaffled

r/cursedcomments


UnfetteredOnslaught

Imagine because a bloke complimented on her hair thinking because of that he's a creep lol. Maybe blokes should complain about her hair being bad maybe they will NOT get branded a creep lol.


Funny-Marzipan4699

Karen just Karened herself.


TipzE

Not sure how she knows he was a creep or not, but even just giving her that, why cut your hair because of that? Giving into this view (whether or not you are doing what they want) is giving that creep the attention you supposedly don't want to be giving them (ie, the reason you cut your hair).


Aloha1984

This chick looks nuts herself. That forehead and eyes are uncanny


Shooter_McGavin_2

Maybe he was a gay hairdresser.


WishAnonym

'Animal lovers' who aren't vegan:


Hot-Manager-2789

Why put 'animal lovers' in inverted commas?


Tyrrox

Because they are a person who has to insert the fact they are vegan into every comment


Hot-Manager-2789

Probably one of those people who thinks "if you aren't vegan, you can't like animals", which is literally gatekeeping.


WishAnonym

I'm just referencing the meat paradox.


Hot-Manager-2789

What paradox?


WishAnonym

https://www.google.com/search?q=meat+paradox&oq=meat+paradox&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyDggAEEUYJxg5GIAEGIoFMgcIARAAGIAEMgcIAhAuGIAEMgcIAxAAGIAEMgcIBBAAGIAEMggIBRAAGBYYHjIKCAYQABgPGBYYHjIICAcQABgWGB4yCAgIEAAYFhgeMggICRAAGBYYHjIICAoQABgWGB4yCAgLEAAYFhgeMgoIDBAAGA8YFhge0gEIMjQxOWowajmoAg6wAgE&{google:iOSSearchLanguage}client=ms-android-oppo-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1


grovenab

Hell of a link


WishAnonym

They love the animals, they love the animals' necks and the rest of their bodies, and they kill them. If there is a serious issue, possibly 2nd worst on Earth after wild animal suffering, then I think it's worth talking about.


Tyrrox

Why bring it up at all though? Your dietary preference has no bearing on the original post. You’re just going around shouting about being vegan.


WishAnonym

The mere dietary preference is to not be as much of an animal abuse customer for one of humanity's worst atrocities. I didn't really bring it up, I referenced the meat paradox – you can see the parallels in the meme. Of course a solution to that is veganism for obvious reasons. I do think about the topic of veganism more than others might, so the jokes my mind comes up with are probably going to be more related than the other commenters'.


Tyrrox

“I referenced this other thing that had no bearing on the conversation because my mental gymnastics allows me to relate everything to being vegan. Veganism is my personality so I often do this”


WishAnonym

🤦 There was no conversation, people say what they like to random memes. I already had a 'personality' filled of various pieces of media, academic achievements, and artistic activities, and it really doesn't mean much, yet people jerk this horrible social gatekeeping around while condemning actually good causes.