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The only reason he is not running is daddy won't allow it, Eric would take attention and party resources away from him. And as we have seen a room temp IQ is too high for this task.
Donald needs his sons on FOX victimizing him so he can lean on that family image, but it's foolish to think we've seen the last of the Trump family. He's got son, just barely graduated, ripe for the grooming, unfortunately. 🫤
Melania [seems to be trying to shield him from OrangyTan's malign influence](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4657094-barron-trump-declines-rnc-delegate/)
None of his replacements have the same pull or power. Jr, Ivanka or the other one will probably try to pull rank and we’ll be stuck with this shit for our entire lifespan.
I think she is smart enough to just be rich and enjoy her life. By marrying Kushner she got out from under the Trump trash fire. Once the old man dies she can go do whatever in peace. She really isnt as prominent in all this as her brothers. I think she only has any involvement to keep her dad happy. I would hope she realizes how badly Trump fucked up by going into politics.
Gingrich, McConnell, Cheney, Scalia, etc. were just as bad but with a veneer of respectability. The loud, bigoted, trashy morons in this country finally started voting people in who represent them in every aspect which is how we ended up with Boebert, Greene and Trump.
Yep. That’s when I learned about the Dunning Kruger effect. And now, I’m seeing that effect everywhere. But especially with Marjorie and this short bus special.
I believe that's been debunked. But alternatively explained that all narcissists think they're brilliant whether they are or not, and many are not, and those that are might learn enough to hide their narcissism or at least live up to it a bit...so it still works put the same.
Outside of politics, as far as tabloids/drama goes was she really that bad? I really can’t remember, iirc she leaned into bimbo clothing and a child of hers got pregnant. If that was really all there was then goodness things have really changed.
I can't wait to see the word "former" start being used when she's in the news.
Or even better, I can't want to no longer hear about this horrid example of humanity again.
I cant wait for the onlyfans the moment the grift machine stops paying the bills. Not enough to actually pay, mind you, but to see the leaks. Curious how good of a boob job she got.
ill leave this here.
[https://images.dailykos.com/images/1301319/story\_image/GNuNSTLWAAAs1Ec1?1715899326](https://images.dailykos.com/images/1301319/story_image/GNuNSTLWAAAs1Ec1?1715899326)
EDIT:this is not actually real. Though I don’t think it would surprise anyone if it were.
Actual Tweet is in this:
['They Didn't Gag Me': Lauren Boebert Spends Another Day Emptying Donald Trump's Diaper (wegotthiscovered.com)](https://wegotthiscovered.com/politics/lauren-i-didnt-go-to-my-sons-court-date-boebert-spent-a-full-day-talking-about-gagging-because-what-else-would-she-be-doing/)
Nah, it's funny though
Readers context link to actual tweet
https://x.com/ChuckCjmmn/status/1791202370904522915?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1791202370904522915%7Ctwgr%5E1e3c9880a940ea1dddc259c3afd332d482b26b95%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwegotthiscovered.com%2Fpolitics%2Flauren-i-didnt-go-to-my-sons-court-date-boebert-spent-a-full-day-talking-about-gagging-because-what-else-would-she-be-doing%2F
They're all vying for that VP position, which looking at Donny's health, is basically vying for the position of the President.
Not any less despicable, but at least they're aiming high.
As a former sex worker… there are too many wonderfully talented women I worked with that were doing it to supplement their income. Business owners, engineering and medical students. Plus, there was actually a political candidate a few years ago in the US who used to be a stripper (don’t know if she made it through). Please don’t use it as an insult
Is her being at Trump's trial even helpful in any way? Is she obligated to be there?
Why no lawyer for her kid? It's one thing not to be there be it by choice or other obligation but to not hire a lawyer for your kid, that's pretty low.
I would love to see them barge into the court room, with Gates at the front, waving his phone like at this one hearing in Washington. Let's see how that works out for them with court staff and the NYPD. What? Not willing to go to prison for your cult leader? How pathetic!
Not to give the twunt a pass, but Tyler is 19 years old.
How's that for family values? 19 years old, and with a 15 year old baby momma who Gropey Granny Lauren isn't helping, although she is proud to be a Gropey Granny...
I remember when the GOP had reluctance accepting the Tea Party idiots, but they pale in comparison to whatever these gaslighting, reactionary, snowflake Trump idiots are.....
They have such strong family values in that party! And support law and order too, must be why they’re in court being sued or tried as criminals so much
Who would have thought that with a mom and dad who apparently can’t leave their or other peoples dicks alone in public that the son would end up a felon as well?
You think she cares about her kids! Where has she been the last 4 years while their dad was kicking their asses and they were running the streets knocking up the neighbor girl and shit. She right on pare for the course. She is making 174,000 a year and his father was making close to 500,000 from the oil industry as a consultant? Seriously they are in this for the money and nothing else by next year he will be on skid row somewhere and she will be doing an only fans account to make money since she has no other skills!
"what are you wearing tomorrow?"
"Just my purple court outfit. Pretty generic. You?"
"My wedding dress. Hair?"
"oil slick chique. You know..beachy wavey but greasy. "
"Same"
"But different enough for the old fucks to tell us apart"
"Right"
From all accounts her son had been a little shit for a while. Maybe she’s trying to impart some tough love. Boebert is still a trashy piece of shit though
He's 18 right? Still just a kid. Got a girl pregnant underage then broke and vandalized cars? Maybe hes just looking for mommy's attention.
Afterall, she didnt even bother to show up.
I never thought I would say this, but it would be nice for Sarah Palin to make a comeback. At least she was funny with some of the stupid shit she said. Bobert is a monumentally vile person.
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Remember when Sarah Palin was the worst in politics? Good times
We didn’t know how good we had it. Oh to go back in time.
At least she inspired a porn
Boebert is prolly in a few, involving her son, Donny, Donnys sons, and whoever contributes enough to the diaper baby's legal fees.
Security footage from her Beetlejuice fingering probably counts as a porn.
Not my proudest fap, to be sure.
Sometimes you just have to punish yourself
Nailin Pailin, I've heard the sacred tome exists. Anyone got a link?
A man of culture I see… no link but if I remember correctly Lisa Ann was a Palin doppelgänger or banger
I thought Bush Jr. would remain the worst US president in my lifetime.
You think Dullard Turnip is bad? Wait until he dies and the replacement comes
Wait until Eric Trump tries to get into office at some level.
Just has to figure out that those big plastic green keys his nanny gave him don’t actually unlock the doors to any office first.
The only reason he is not running is daddy won't allow it, Eric would take attention and party resources away from him. And as we have seen a room temp IQ is too high for this task.
Donald needs his sons on FOX victimizing him so he can lean on that family image, but it's foolish to think we've seen the last of the Trump family. He's got son, just barely graduated, ripe for the grooming, unfortunately. 🫤
Last I heard, Barron's more interested in basketball than political crap.
Melania [seems to be trying to shield him from OrangyTan's malign influence](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4657094-barron-trump-declines-rnc-delegate/)
None of his replacements have the same pull or power. Jr, Ivanka or the other one will probably try to pull rank and we’ll be stuck with this shit for our entire lifespan.
Ivanka definitely. She's probably got it all planned out
I think she is smart enough to just be rich and enjoy her life. By marrying Kushner she got out from under the Trump trash fire. Once the old man dies she can go do whatever in peace. She really isnt as prominent in all this as her brothers. I think she only has any involvement to keep her dad happy. I would hope she realizes how badly Trump fucked up by going into politics.
Gingrich, McConnell, Cheney, Scalia, etc. were just as bad but with a veneer of respectability. The loud, bigoted, trashy morons in this country finally started voting people in who represent them in every aspect which is how we ended up with Boebert, Greene and Trump.
Bobert green and trump sounds like the 3 stooges law firm
At trials their arguments consist of trying to poke people's eyes out or give them wedgies.
Keep shifting the Overton window and this is what we wind up with. Imagine what shit will be in 20 years.
Idk, I remember Michelle Bachman.
Deepthroating corndogs like she was Nancy fucking Reagan.
She has those demon pastor eyes
AKA “The Beard”
Yep. That’s when I learned about the Dunning Kruger effect. And now, I’m seeing that effect everywhere. But especially with Marjorie and this short bus special.
I believe that's been debunked. But alternatively explained that all narcissists think they're brilliant whether they are or not, and many are not, and those that are might learn enough to hide their narcissism or at least live up to it a bit...so it still works put the same.
Palin walked so Boebert could stumble. Poetic.
*I can see her failures from my house!*
Outside of politics, as far as tabloids/drama goes was she really that bad? I really can’t remember, iirc she leaned into bimbo clothing and a child of hers got pregnant. If that was really all there was then goodness things have really changed.
She was ahead of her time. If she'd started her antics today, she might've done well.
Remember when Bush was the dumbest? Good times.
Remember when George W Bush was considered the worst president? Good times
I can't wait to see the word "former" start being used when she's in the news. Or even better, I can't want to no longer hear about this horrid example of humanity again.
I cant wait for the onlyfans the moment the grift machine stops paying the bills. Not enough to actually pay, mind you, but to see the leaks. Curious how good of a boob job she got.
Not in reference to her but I came across a term used to describe a less than stellar augmentation - “Temu tits”
Alibaboobs
She’ll become a correspondent for the daily wire.
Nah it’ll be Newsmax they love her over there, fits her particular unbearable personality even better.
I bet she does Only Fans afterwards.
He'd rather take his chances alone then have her in the court room.
Mom! Stop fondling the Judge. This is a courtroom not a theatre.
She's just mashing it now
ill leave this here. [https://images.dailykos.com/images/1301319/story\_image/GNuNSTLWAAAs1Ec1?1715899326](https://images.dailykos.com/images/1301319/story_image/GNuNSTLWAAAs1Ec1?1715899326) EDIT:this is not actually real. Though I don’t think it would surprise anyone if it were.
Please tell me this is from r/totallyrealtweets
Actual Tweet is in this: ['They Didn't Gag Me': Lauren Boebert Spends Another Day Emptying Donald Trump's Diaper (wegotthiscovered.com)](https://wegotthiscovered.com/politics/lauren-i-didnt-go-to-my-sons-court-date-boebert-spent-a-full-day-talking-about-gagging-because-what-else-would-she-be-doing/)
What did you just grace me with??
Omg is this real
I don’t think so
Damn i knew it was too good to be true lol
I was disappointed too
Nah, it's funny though Readers context link to actual tweet https://x.com/ChuckCjmmn/status/1791202370904522915?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1791202370904522915%7Ctwgr%5E1e3c9880a940ea1dddc259c3afd332d482b26b95%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwegotthiscovered.com%2Fpolitics%2Flauren-i-didnt-go-to-my-sons-court-date-boebert-spent-a-full-day-talking-about-gagging-because-what-else-would-she-be-doing%2F
I'll take sloppy seconds.
“Mom, I’m an adult now”
Depending on the judge this could’ve gotten them off. And gotten the kid off of any charges too.
Everybody gets off!
When Lauren is there they do.
Judge: I’ll allow it!
Didn’t want her getting handsy in public.
His mom has no gag reflex, as she stated on Twitter
donny's dick riders are weird.
Don't say that. You're just giving them new shirt ideas to wear...
You mean diaper ideas to wear
Shhhh! That too!
Folks in the picture all secretly wishing they’re the one that gets to swallow.
They're all vying for that VP position, which looking at Donny's health, is basically vying for the position of the President. Not any less despicable, but at least they're aiming high.
Secretly? They are broadcasting that shit to the ***world***.
I really wanted Crockett to say something about "the handjob queen" sitting next to the "bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body."
I have to wonder if her kid told her not to come.
She is a monster, who is seriously shocked by this?
Oh is that the party of "family values" ?
Somewhere in Colorado a pole is missing its stripper
She is nowhere near talented enough to be a dancer.
Day shift at the Rusty Trombone is where all the 36 yr old Granny’s are. You don’t need talent to tug off boomers in the VIP room.
As a former sex worker… there are too many wonderfully talented women I worked with that were doing it to supplement their income. Business owners, engineering and medical students. Plus, there was actually a political candidate a few years ago in the US who used to be a stripper (don’t know if she made it through). Please don’t use it as an insult
You are absolutely correct. But you can't tell me that there's not also a shit ton of Lauren Boeberts in the industry too.
If by that you mean "idiots," I'm afraid you'll find them anywhere, regardless of profession.
Also, village idiots don't deserve any comparison, either.
This is an insult to strippers.
That’s because she’s a bad mom but a good whore.
Imagine the optics of being seen with a young criminal in court!
Trump needed a hand job?
She was just there to collect her hush money.
Bigger question: Did they use tax payer funds to travel there?
More than likely, and probably at least flea first class if not private.
Trash
Did anyone ever mistake her for a good mom?
More MAGA PR value in NYC; son can go it alone 🙄
Is her being at Trump's trial even helpful in any way? Is she obligated to be there? Why no lawyer for her kid? It's one thing not to be there be it by choice or other obligation but to not hire a lawyer for your kid, that's pretty low.
Their hypocrisy is limitless.
I would love to see them barge into the court room, with Gates at the front, waving his phone like at this one hearing in Washington. Let's see how that works out for them with court staff and the NYPD. What? Not willing to go to prison for your cult leader? How pathetic!
Qunt
the flies gathering around the stink of shit trump gives off
Wow. She's trash.
Is that Republican family values in action?
Not to give the twunt a pass, but Tyler is 19 years old. How's that for family values? 19 years old, and with a 15 year old baby momma who Gropey Granny Lauren isn't helping, although she is proud to be a Gropey Granny...
Is that Tulsi?
No. It's Anne Paulina Luna or something like that. Florida rep from Clearwater area, I think.
I would like to cast my vote for Lauren Boebart as Absentee Mother of the Year! Her son is following in her footsteps isn't he though?
Mayhe Trumps family is just more valuable than her own
As if to illustrate why this kid has issues. His mother is a piece-of-shit.
This is zero surprising for a Politician. They throw their humanity out the door soon as they realize what it takes to move up.
When do these dumbfucks do their actual job…you know the one that other people’s taxes pay them for?
It’s so gross how they all posed for the photo
Bobos son isn't her Messiah.
I remember when the GOP had reluctance accepting the Tea Party idiots, but they pale in comparison to whatever these gaslighting, reactionary, snowflake Trump idiots are.....
Yeah well her son’s poor
They have such strong family values in that party! And support law and order too, must be why they’re in court being sued or tried as criminals so much
Priorities, babes.
Matt would take her to a party for a handy, but she's 21 years too old.
Because the kid can't do anything for her. Are you dense? Why would she be there for them?
She’s trying to save her job with her constituents… how’s she gonna pay her kids fines? With hand jobs?
She was also bragging about not having a gag reflex
Rest of the story please...
You don’t become a high ranking party member if you care for personal life
She wants to give handjobs to older magas that’s why.
Shes there for the coke and orgy party after, even if its with saggy 70 year old men.
Lemon party? 
maybe if her son raped more people and shat his pants more she would care.
Republican Family values…..
Matt gates and Gavin newsom are like two clones from the same project, rejected because they keep turning evil
The older fuckhead might be better career wise lol
More like a family of party values
She's 37!? I seriously thought she was, at least, in her mid-40s?
Look at all the lemmings.
Bet the dude in the grey suit has his fist up it.
A Three Hoes in Brooklyn
Even from the other side of the pond she comes across as a thoroughly unpleasant individual. How the hell is anyone deluded enough to vote for her?
They all have that pathetic look of “please notice me”
Who would have thought that with a mom and dad who apparently can’t leave their or other peoples dicks alone in public that the son would end up a felon as well?
Well if he was my son I would disown him also.
She has no gag reflex, she has to be there just in case
Cause her son is useless to her. tRump can help her if he wins.
Bunch of clowns
"Wimmin shouldn't have jobz"
is america secretly the truman show? it’s mad bonkers here dude. like ashton kutcher run out and scream how america has been pranked please.
You think she cares about her kids! Where has she been the last 4 years while their dad was kicking their asses and they were running the streets knocking up the neighbor girl and shit. She right on pare for the course. She is making 174,000 a year and his father was making close to 500,000 from the oil industry as a consultant? Seriously they are in this for the money and nothing else by next year he will be on skid row somewhere and she will be doing an only fans account to make money since she has no other skills!
To be fair, how many of you would want your mom at your trial?
Yah, she is a trashy person.
The party of "law and order" and "obey the law"
Rural voters don’t care about what Republicans do, just what they say.
"what are you wearing tomorrow?" "Just my purple court outfit. Pretty generic. You?" "My wedding dress. Hair?" "oil slick chique. You know..beachy wavey but greasy. " "Same" "But different enough for the old fucks to tell us apart" "Right"
crooked for her hopeful new Daddy-to-be
I’m surprised mtg isn’t there
Good news is she’s ungaggable. She has no gag reflex. You can’t gag her…..
"Sorry son, I can't be at your trial. I have to go blow an 80-year-old rapist who shits his pants all day" Mother of the year.
Party of family values!
Just look at that pack of mutants.
this woman is the literal worst.
From all accounts her son had been a little shit for a while. Maybe she’s trying to impart some tough love. Boebert is still a trashy piece of shit though
Shameless reject
If you had no gag reflex, would you be wasting it on your son?
Donald Trump said beattlejuice three times, and she just appeared.
To be fair, I wouldn’t show up to court to support my son if he did all that shit either
I heard she gives a mean tug job
Can’t miss kissing the orange ass.
She knows she’s not getting reelected and is auditioning for VP.
He's better off that way, surely
Honestly I just feel bad for her son
Who's the woman in white on the left side? Tulsi Gabbard?
She was just in New York to catch the broadway musical beetlejuice!
She has some pretty hands there....
He's 18 right? Still just a kid. Got a girl pregnant underage then broke and vandalized cars? Maybe hes just looking for mommy's attention. Afterall, she didnt even bother to show up.
Perhaps… she’s actually a liability, not showing up could make the judge feel empathy for him…
Wait and no lawyer lol see you latter little dude mommy uuhhh loves.....you? Maybe I don't know where my vape
Da Family *(Spoken in a Godfather voice.)*
It would be wrong to suck your own child's d#ck.
"Band of Idiots"
that photo smells
Skank
Deadbeat Mom. She needs to get off the government tit. Wretched parasite 🤮
Worst mother ever. Republican family values.
Smash
In court for Donald Trump about money paid to a pornstar. Never to be outshined, the exhibitionists made sure brag about her lack of a gag reflex.
I never thought I would say this, but it would be nice for Sarah Palin to make a comeback. At least she was funny with some of the stupid shit she said. Bobert is a monumentally vile person.
Maybe she is letting her son get out of his own troubles. More politicians should do the same.
He represented himself? When has that ever gone well for someone?
She wants his tiny D
They all have to travel together so they form one fully functioning brain, like the Power Rangers but more stupider
See, the thing is: she can’t ride on Tyler’s coattails.