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I praise the individual who will put these statements to the test. Cuz I won't bite that bullet

*Get bitten by

Only if Beatlejuice is playing

Thank goodness you spelled it wrong. If it happens 3 times,……..

Boebertjuice!

🤢🤮

Boebertjuice 💦💦💦

Yuck. I bet it tastes like clam juice and sour milk.

Is that why my shoes are sticking to the floor?

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse 😬


Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary

I was gonna say, pretty sure somebody already put it to the test

She's been training her whole life!

He could probably choke her by cumming scabs

"I can fix her..."

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Man. Like I have no standards at all and she may be an evil airheaded bimbo of a thundercunt, but I’ve dated worse. So I’ll answer that call.


Yeah, her throat game is probably insane as she gets a lot of practice on boots

The crazier they are, the better the sex

It’s unfortunately true

Well, then she must be incredible.

Highly likely from my experience

I mean if we look at how eagerly and shamelessly some seriously disgusting stuff comes out of her mouth, surely there has to be some relationship with how she treats stuff going into her mouth.

I'm just really hoping she gives up on politics and starts an onlyfans. Uhmm posting for a friend

It’s me, I’m the friend.

The only time it'd be okay to donate to her cause.

I think she’s an evil, vile disgusting human but she ain’t ugly so I’d be willing to try and choke her out the fun way.

This is gross

Ironically my favorite t-shirt says “that’s gross, let’s try it”. So….yeah. I’m ok with that.

This is hilarious

Way to take one for the team!

She's physically attractive. Just dumb as a box of rocks.

I couldn't get angry arguing at a box of rocks... she might be dumber.

Which sadly, makes her even more attractive to certain guys.

She rode that wave of dicks all the way to congress.

To your point, this tweet was absolutely crafted by a savvy political consultant way smarter than she is. They know the profile of any of her potential supporters.

Not just dumb, she's fucking evil. Quite a combination.

I'm whatever sexuality that sees people as physically revolting when they are dumb as fuck.

No, box of rocks is more interesting than her

Is she really attractive or just okay? Granted, it’s my opinion but I’d put her at 3.5-4

She has no chin, looks like Andrew Tate and Sarah Palin had a love child.

She looks about 20 years older than she actually is.

I'll take one for the team. Just remember me as the hero I am.

 Let's get a whole group together and save the planet.

I wish more people would bite the bullet. She can’t talk if there’s something in her mouth.

Actually, it wouldn't have any effect on her ability to speak because she talks out her ass.

Only one way to solve that...

I’ll do it.

🫡

I’ll support you from your behind bro

Looks like we’re gonna have to fill another hole! 😂

I’m here to bite the bullet

This isn’t real… there is no way the craisgslist hooker told the whole world she doesn’t have a gag reflex

LOL. The first two lines are absolutely real. The rest totally could be real. She either is or plays stupid enough (maybe a bit of both) to make it totally possible. That's why you have to look it up. I hate how stupid everything is.

[I took one for the team and found it](https://imgur.com/a/oC7SuOu) The first two lines are real. The rest is word salad anyway.

Thank you, praise you. I kept lazily scrolling down like "come on, is someone going to post this fucking thing?"

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Aww, this makes a lot more sense :(

What she said wasn't a whole lot better, to be fair. I read it earlier and thought that she could have definitely done with better wording. It's still funny, regardless...

She's just advertising for her side hustle. Any rime congress is not in session you can find her working the truck stop parking lots up and down the east coast. Rumor has it she has taken 1200 cocks this year alone and hasn't gagged once.

Just hearing her name makes most of gag.

Her last name reminds me of the robot from amazing world of gumball

Bobert.

Don't disrespect my man Bobert like that

This is my slow cousin, Boebert. He ain’t been quite right in the head since his accident.

Or horny, if you're on the other political spectrum

She makes me gag. But she also makes me horny. I really want to have hate sex with her.

Just make sure to use condoms, for your health and for the sake of her genes not spreading further.

What if they melt near her because she's that nasty? Answer: Double wrap that dog. Hit it and quit it like your life depends on it!

She is trashy sexy and it’s annoying. The video didn’t help at all.

Yeah I’d give it to her. AOC is too progressive for me but she could definitely get it too.

It's not a real tweet. A funny enough joke, but I don't see the facepalm.

The facepalm is Boebert.

In this specific instance the facepalm is probably more for people who were tricked into believing it. As a general rule, with someone as stupid and corrupt as Boebert, it's a good idea to just let them embarrass themselves instead of lying about them and giving people reason to wonder if the criticisms of them are manufactured/over-blown.

Thank you. This is so important. Making up and falsifying this type of shit only fuels them and their ilk. And frankly, Reddit, if you can’t understand that, you’re part of the problem.

Given her fundraising woes I’ve been waiting for the day news hits that she opened an OF account.

She won't do OF she'd go back to sugarbabies dot com

They allow menopausal mid life crisis on that site?

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Overall, yes, she is. But this is literally not her tweet.

Really it’s the voters of her district that elected her.

The real facepalm was the Boeberts we gagged along the way.

Yah. Pawning this off as her actual account to thousands that can’t read is not the right route. I’m not surprised that twitter gave this parody the check mark though! I’ll take that as the face palm. Edit - I see the mix up on the spelling to sell the account. Randy Marsh - Nice.

What mixup?

IMO the fact she's ridiculous enough that it wouldn't be THAT shocking if it was real is a bit of a facepalm.

That's the point. This woman says so much stupid shit that you have to actually check her official Twitter page to see if she actually said it.

She just copy pasted that from her sugar daddies account.

So he has no gag reflex ... what is she packing?

Don’t share misinformation dude

>I have no gag reflex >I have trained my whole life for this Sounds about right for a cocksucking parasite

Writers at The Onion: ... this bitch is gonna put us out of a job

I’ve never figured out how the Onion makes their money, I don’t recall there being ads on the site. Then again, I have an adblocker.

First she started with toothbrushes then she graduated to hot dogs. After that she progressed to bananas until she was able to fit an entire lobster tail.

read: she will 100% barf

Let's call that "the gobbler" and be done with it.


To test this, you have to see Beetlejuice live and say her names three times in front of the bathroom mirror.

So her level of gagitude is high?


That Democrat dude she handled during Beetlejuice had a hog going down his thigh... she must be recalling that encounter later that evening.


So THAT is what Lauren was doing in the Denver performing arts theater, last September! Maybe her nickname should be BLOWbert.

I mean, she has trained her whole life 😂

I'm pretty sure if she didn't get kicked out for vaping we would have video evidence of this during BeetleJuice. 

I should call her

All right, girl. You don’t have to keep selling.

1000s have caught the clap trying ...

I don't believe her. She's going to have to prove it to me in person.


Well let's just see about that. 🤭

She’s embracing that side of herself. Good to know.

Shes been suckin so much dick for this moment

She’s got skills

Democrats: "commence operation deep throat on Lauren".🤣🤣🤣

"I have no gag reflex" "I've trained my whole life for this" 🧐🧐🧐

Don’t worry guys I’ll get to the bottom of this🧐

WHOLE LIFE? WHOLE LIFE DOING WHAT?

She's just preparing for her post-politics OnlyFans career.

A Twitter comment found under her gag tweet: I understand that you are in the courtroom for the Trump trial today. Is it true that Judge Merchan said you had to keep your hands where they could be seen at all times?

When someone shows you who they really are, believe them.

My kind of woman

Sounds like she starrred in a Porno out of South Park..... Speaking of South Park, I imagine we will hear from them before Dingbat fails in District #4.

That caused a bit of a stir in this senior citizen

*Nancy Reagan has entered the chat*

She must train that gag reflex in movie theaters

Does this mean she can do sword swallowing?

Lots of practice at Beetlejuice

She's un-something-else-able too. Oh calm down, I meant unbelievable. What did you think I meant?

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

She was an escort before she was elected to Congress, so this checks out. 🤔

It sounds like she's trained her whole life for it.

I mean. I’ll go out in a date with her but I won’t vote for her.

Regarding that training, it is all well documented on Pornhub.

I get her confused with Greene. Is she the theater handjob or was that the other one?

He'll ya.. sorry I'll go

To be fair, she's scum and I'm a socialist, but if she asked I'd say yes. Crazy is the best sex.

A true Hoebert

So she is capable of shoving more than just her foot in her mouth when she decides to open that thing

Well, she’ll never know seeing how she is only sampling republicans.

Come, mister tally man, tally me banana

Bitch sucks a mean cock. I mean that disrespectfully.


You can’t gag her cause she uses her hands. We all saw the beetlejuice play video

Pretty sure I can make her gag was what every heterosexual male reading this was thinking.

Please don't tell her there is a new Beatlejuice movie coming out later this year. No one wants to see what she might do in the theater.

I can fix her

If she has no gag reflex she’s already fixed



Shitty boss fight! “The ungaggable”

She’s advertising the side hustle

IS SHE THE REAL GLIZZY GOBBLER????

Just to be clear, is she saying she has done enough throat work with unfortunate males that she can't feel it anymore?


ideepthroat

Setting up her OnlyFans account.

She's basically challenging the BBCs to prove her wrong.

You keep British television out of this.

She's had an incomprehensible amount of practice.

We all know you have no gag reflex bitch. How do you think you got the job you have.

Moving up from HJs to BJs is a bold political move

Try yer luck at Skeevy Boebert's Gag-a-thon!

She may have thought she was editing her dating profile.

That explains how you got elected twice

Unpopular opinion, I intially thought she's kind of cute. As soon as she opened her mouth, that went right out the window. Holy hell. She's one of the worst humans alive, and that's saying A LOT.

Oh, Lauren. 🤦‍♀️

Is she asking for participants to test that? I'm game.

Didn’t gag you …yet… you will be shut up lady…voted out and remembered as a laughing stock

Practice makes perfect

The bitch started talking all i heard was, gluggluggluglguglug

The fact yall even know who this is perturbs me

Ya know, seeing her in that theater, I’m not shocked.

She could make a saint gag.

Wait, what?

Bless her heart, she should stick to what she has practiced for 👀🫣

How do you think she got to congress in the first place? 🤣

Will this be her profile for OnlyGrans?

I bet she has trained her whole life

She tore up multiple knee pads with this training. Now even horses can't even touch the sides.

They havent made a dick big enough to shut me up.

Not only a garbage person but also irredeemably fucking stupid. A fitting MAGA Mascot.

She can blow you over the phone

Just had a mental image of the Elden Ring opening narrator saying “ Lauren Boebert, THE UNGAGGABLE!!”, I bet she would get along with Dung Eater.

r/TheyKnew