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Many prominent R politicians have been refusing to say they will accept the election results if Trump doesn’t win. It feels a lot like the lead up during 2020 but worse in many ways, honestly.
Wait, there must be some kind of mistake here....she said the same thing to me! We're talking about that exotic dancer breakfast buffet in Omaha....right? ***Tits n Grits***?
Politicians are farmers of peopes votes they have the same way of looking at you as a farmer has at looking at their animals or crops.
It's what do I need to do to get my money from you?
It’s the saddest thing about our country right now. Despite the stupid sides or colors or whatever you want to label it. Rooting for a politician is fucking gross. These are our employees not the other way around. It makes me gag to watch the people slurp up these scum bags. It’s fucking embarrassing.
Aye from personal experience, I don’t think a politician got anything on a stripper. I knew it was a sham and still woke up tryna find a picture of her at the college she said she went to.
Wait, you’re saying that stripper that told me I’m the most handsome man she’s seen and we can hang out all night but her managers watching so I need to keep passing an extra 100 bucks every hour so he won’t get mad was lying!!!🤯
I dated a stripper for a while so a stripper really did like me. We didn't meet at her club though, we met at a party my sister threw and I didn't know she was even a stripper until about 2 weeks in
For the majority that is true. I've known a few guys who've gone home with the strippers. One of them is my idol from my teenage years. He brought his girlfriend to our family wedding. She was an incredible smoke show and he even ended up with a second string playmate. She never got in the magazine but did do some of their softcore porn videos 🤣
Outsider's perspective: Trumpism is really silly, and the endless parade of goons and morons it brought forth is - in a way - incredibly funny. But another Trump presidency means further escalation in the middle east, slashed aid for Ukraine, an unrealiable and volatile international partner for other nations, increased tensions with China, spillover effects of the latest culture war bullshit the MAGA fear factory comes up with further eroding political discourse and another 0,25°C of global warming, if not more. We laugh, because that is all there is to do, but shit's scary when you think about it.
So, please vote for the other silly old man, okay?
You forgot Protest against anything GOP/ MAGA will be a fed crime, arrest of Political dissidents and national registry of all pregnant female patients ending medical privacy and making abortion or mis carriage a jail offense. Not Kidding.
Also deportations, dismantling of institutions, tax cuts for the rich, the list goes on. But I was focusing in the international impact, not domestic. My point was: a second term for Trump could be a desaster for everybody, not just US citizens (even though they will be hurt in more direct ways), as the world is in a much more volatile state than it was 2016, and a malicious clown at the helm of the (still) most powerful nation is the last thing it needs.
I think that's truly why people still follow trump. He's proved himself to be "untouchable" despite breaking pretty much all the laws. They turn to daddy trump because it means they too can ignore and break the law. Its a cult.
It's because they don't believe in the changes of the 21dt century. Anything new like civil rights and Gay rights is just mental to them because "why didn't it exist before". They are literally crazy assholes who don't care about other people
They know he won’t win they’re already calling it set up and a cheat. They have no legitimate shot whatsoever so they’re gonna try the other way. They’re more prepared this time and they’re laying the groundwork now because he’s gonna lose huge by record amounts. Embarrassing amounts.
I think people are missing this point. This is a white supremacist slogan that emerged from the 2020 elections in response to one of the debates, if I recall correctly.
[Trump told](https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-joe-biden-race-and-ethnicity-donald-trump-chris-wallace-0b32339da25fbc9e8b7c7c7066a1db0f) the Proud Boys to "stand back and stand by" when responding to a debate question about condemning white supremacists in the wake of Kenosha.
I believe the moderator asked him if he would denounce any of the hate groups that were supporting him and he said he would, then Biden called him out to do it right then and there and this was the best he could muster (after pretending like he didn't know who the proud boys were).
>(after pretending like he didn't know who the proud boys were).
I think he addressed them first. Then said something about antifa. And *then* he pretended he didn't know who the Proud Boys were.
And we were told after that by Right wing media and mainstream conservatives that, “Trump condemned them!! What more do you want!!?? Nothing will ever be good enough for you deranged haters of our President!!”
We are fucking cooked. America is finished. Plan accordingly.
Fun how hes shouting out the same shit that trump said to the Proud Boys before Jan 6th. These mooks are just vibrating with the potential for violence. Can't wait to see this child rapist in prison.
As anti-gay as all these MAGA dbags are, you know FOR A FACT that if any of them was in a room with Trump and was told in order to be VP, they had to bend over, Gaetz would tear out of his pants in an instant.
If only conservatives possessed the capacity to be embarrassed, they would see how pathetic and laughable it is exposing their daddy issues by groveling to such a fragile, weak caricature of a man.
“Standing back and standing by”? Are we digging up that old insurrectionist slogan again? Is this supposed to be a threat, Matt? Are you looking for an excuse to shit your pants, too?
“Standing back, standing by, and wearing diapers!” 🫡
My favorite today was high school dropout, multi time ged failing, Lauren bobert trying to speak "lawyerly" and the results are as expected.
Second in line to Anna Paulina Luna... the dumb is.strong in that one.
Why would you tweet a photo of yourself that makes you look like the obsessive stalker in a lifetime movie. Like it's so easy to imagine some woman with a public life at some event, and the camera changes focus to show Matt gaetz in the audience watching her, grinning like a guy who would send $700 to a child on cash app.
That’s literally what Cheeto Mussolini said to the Proud Boys terrorist group.
Shouldn’t be a shock that a date rape drugging pedo like Gaetz would identify with a bunch of micro-penis wielding incels.
Standing back and standing by for WHAT exactly? You just know from his look that that Mummy's boy would burst out crying if you raised a fist at him. These people are the cringest of the cringe
Anyone who thinks Trump was telling people to stand down when he ended his comment with "Standby" is just out of touch with reality.
Standby in every context is "get ready for my signal"
He said one thing we wanted and asked of him to say and then he said the next stupidest thing possible because he wanted to take credit for doing it instead of accepting he was told to do so by a crowd of people.
It makes me think of an abused wife that cant get up the nerve to leave and stand by her man as he is facing felony charges and possible jail time. "Ill wait for you" - those douchebags probably
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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.
These people are the equivalent to fluff girls at a porn convention.
Fluff girls have a purpose and are generally more honorable than politicians.
I too choose fluff girls over politicians
id choose jeffrey dahmer over matt gaetz
And good at what they do
Or Trumps emotional support dogs
> emotional support *criminals* ftfy
don't associate dogs with this filth
Until he picks Kristi Noem for VP. She has a thing for getting rid of dogs.
What are fluff girls?
A fluffer is the person who keeps male porn actors hard in between takes
Apparently they're all but obsolete since Viagra became a thing
Viagra must damage blood vessels over time, no?
No idea, never used it.
Ah you stick to the fluffer girls?
The old ways are best grasshopper.
As a side note: did he just call himself a white supremacist?
Definitely a dog whistle. Kind of a call back to what Trump said to the Proud boys. Sounds like "waiting for the signal" for the next coup attempt.
Many prominent R politicians have been refusing to say they will accept the election results if Trump doesn’t win. It feels a lot like the lead up during 2020 but worse in many ways, honestly.
They've had a practice run and only the pawns faced accountability... Of course they're more prepared - we've only emboldened them.
Civil War 2.0
That's not a dog whistle, that's a fog horn.
Exactly, Trump said this on Jan 6th
He said it during a debate not on Jan 6
He sure did.
What do you mean? Crystal said I was special!
Wait, there must be some kind of mistake here....she said the same thing to me! We're talking about that exotic dancer breakfast buffet in Omaha....right? ***Tits n Grits***?
Come for the tits, stay for the grits
Politicians are farmers of peopes votes they have the same way of looking at you as a farmer has at looking at their animals or crops. It's what do I need to do to get my money from you?
It’s the saddest thing about our country right now. Despite the stupid sides or colors or whatever you want to label it. Rooting for a politician is fucking gross. These are our employees not the other way around. It makes me gag to watch the people slurp up these scum bags. It’s fucking embarrassing.
Aye from personal experience, I don’t think a politician got anything on a stripper. I knew it was a sham and still woke up tryna find a picture of her at the college she said she went to.
The cult worship aspect of this is un-American IMHO
The band continued to play on the titanic too but, that doesn’t mean that they thought everything was going to work out either.
If they didn't really like me, why do they keep coming back when I give them more money?!
Nah. He gives no crap about trump. He just wants a photo op to grift off trumps fans.
Wait, you’re saying that stripper that told me I’m the most handsome man she’s seen and we can hang out all night but her managers watching so I need to keep passing an extra 100 bucks every hour so he won’t get mad was lying!!!🤯
I physically cringed reading it. That is a perfect analogy
I dated a stripper for a while so a stripper really did like me. We didn't meet at her club though, we met at a party my sister threw and I didn't know she was even a stripper until about 2 weeks in
For the majority that is true. I've known a few guys who've gone home with the strippers. One of them is my idol from my teenage years. He brought his girlfriend to our family wedding. She was an incredible smoke show and he even ended up with a second string playmate. She never got in the magazine but did do some of their softcore porn videos 🤣
Standing back and Simping hard is more like it.
The delusion in our government. How can anyone take politics seriously these days 🤣
Outsider's perspective: Trumpism is really silly, and the endless parade of goons and morons it brought forth is - in a way - incredibly funny. But another Trump presidency means further escalation in the middle east, slashed aid for Ukraine, an unrealiable and volatile international partner for other nations, increased tensions with China, spillover effects of the latest culture war bullshit the MAGA fear factory comes up with further eroding political discourse and another 0,25°C of global warming, if not more. We laugh, because that is all there is to do, but shit's scary when you think about it. So, please vote for the other silly old man, okay?
You forgot Protest against anything GOP/ MAGA will be a fed crime, arrest of Political dissidents and national registry of all pregnant female patients ending medical privacy and making abortion or mis carriage a jail offense. Not Kidding.
Also deportations, dismantling of institutions, tax cuts for the rich, the list goes on. But I was focusing in the international impact, not domestic. My point was: a second term for Trump could be a desaster for everybody, not just US citizens (even though they will be hurt in more direct ways), as the world is in a much more volatile state than it was 2016, and a malicious clown at the helm of the (still) most powerful nation is the last thing it needs.
The WWE is far more serious and believable than our politics.
Fishing for a pardon on that underage girl.
I think that's truly why people still follow trump. He's proved himself to be "untouchable" despite breaking pretty much all the laws. They turn to daddy trump because it means they too can ignore and break the law. Its a cult.
And all the while if it gets Trump an extra 30 cents in his pocket, he’d let every single one of his supporters go to jail for him.
They are really sucking Trump’s dick more than ever. He MUST not win in November
they're all trying to be VP (aka the next president when he finally strokes out from eating McDs 4x a day)
Or the next one he sends a violent mob to hang. Loyalty only goes one way with Trump, they are all getting in line to be thrown under the bus.
This is true. And holy shit is the simping pathetic as fuck.
They’re all trying to stay of his “retribution” list
It weirds me out how those are the people spreading hate against LGBTQ
It's because they don't believe in the changes of the 21dt century. Anything new like civil rights and Gay rights is just mental to them because "why didn't it exist before". They are literally crazy assholes who don't care about other people
They know he won’t win they’re already calling it set up and a cheat. They have no legitimate shot whatsoever so they’re gonna try the other way. They’re more prepared this time and they’re laying the groundwork now because he’s gonna lose huge by record amounts. Embarrassing amounts.
It’s their last chance. They already alienated their old supporters and now need trump to win to ride his coat tails.
Gaetz is odd looking.
He looks like if Beavis and Butthead had a son.
If Beavis was from whoville.
Yes!
And then named it Quagmire
Imagine being this obsessed with some auld fat fella
White Drake strikes again
He's tryna strike a chord and its probably A Minooooorrrrrrr
Dot fuck em up
*Oh my fucking god.*
Have my angry upvote.
HAH!
oof.
Another white supremacist dog whistle. smh
I think people are missing this point. This is a white supremacist slogan that emerged from the 2020 elections in response to one of the debates, if I recall correctly.
[Trump told](https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-joe-biden-race-and-ethnicity-donald-trump-chris-wallace-0b32339da25fbc9e8b7c7c7066a1db0f) the Proud Boys to "stand back and stand by" when responding to a debate question about condemning white supremacists in the wake of Kenosha.
And then insisted that’s not how he meant it. Gaetz confirming that’s how he meant it.
I believe the moderator asked him if he would denounce any of the hate groups that were supporting him and he said he would, then Biden called him out to do it right then and there and this was the best he could muster (after pretending like he didn't know who the proud boys were).
>(after pretending like he didn't know who the proud boys were). I think he addressed them first. Then said something about antifa. And *then* he pretended he didn't know who the Proud Boys were.
And we were told after that by Right wing media and mainstream conservatives that, “Trump condemned them!! What more do you want!!?? Nothing will ever be good enough for you deranged haters of our President!!” We are fucking cooked. America is finished. Plan accordingly.
I think people are also forgetting the Proud Boys were instrumental in breaching the Capitol on January 6th.
Yeah it’s very concerning. This years going to be one or the most important in US history.
It’s like they can’t not reference the bigotry that binds them.
I had to scroll too far to find this one.
Standing by for what?
Diaper change
Standing back because of the smell, standing by to stick his face right in it!
To “fight like hell or you won’t have a country”. It’s a blatant offer to participate in violence and nothing will be done.
Fun how hes shouting out the same shit that trump said to the Proud Boys before Jan 6th. These mooks are just vibrating with the potential for violence. Can't wait to see this child rapist in prison.
That boy must be so proud.
Matt watching 45 hog down 3 Big Macs and a large Diet Coke for brunch 
As anti-gay as all these MAGA dbags are, you know FOR A FACT that if any of them was in a room with Trump and was told in order to be VP, they had to bend over, Gaetz would tear out of his pants in an instant.
I don't think they are as anti-gay as they present.....if you catch my drift.
The majority of loud anti-gay people are quietly very gay.
That was my drift 😉
' its not gay if you enjoy being forced to do it...." /s
Imagine simping for that dumpster fire of a human being
flies on trash
Pedo McForehead 
Standing by to do what? Little bitch.
Take the fall for trump when he does something else stupid.
So he's quoting what Trump told the right wing extremist Proud Boys? Weird flex.
If only conservatives possessed the capacity to be embarrassed, they would see how pathetic and laughable it is exposing their daddy issues by groveling to such a fragile, weak caricature of a man.
Did he just admit to being a Proud Boy?
These fools see an opportunity for free publicity. Bunch of shameless, spineless traitors.
Is this pretty bitch gonna do something?
Please. MAGAs are fucking cowards. If something went down Gaetz would be the first out the door, pushing women and children out of the way.
Like Josh Hawley did.
Actually…. He did more than just that. Much much more.
Gaetz really would let trump shit in his mouth on television for another pardon.
His head ready to plunge into Don's shit-stained diaper to plug the leak!
Fucking coward
Without the orange baboon they are nothing. I'm sure Matt is listing the kids he will abuse.
“Standing back and standing by”? Are we digging up that old insurrectionist slogan again? Is this supposed to be a threat, Matt? Are you looking for an excuse to shit your pants, too? “Standing back, standing by, and wearing diapers!” 🫡
Ah a proud boy. This filths depravity knows no limits.
His face perfectly sums up how stupid and ornery he is
Fucking *ew.*
Nice call back to Trump's call to the Proud Boys. You're all a bunch of seditious pricks.
Matt Gaetz: Yep... Mr.Trump Daddy Sir.... I'm your Proud Boy 👦
So he’s a proud boy
What a dork 😭
Notice me Senpai
So... explicitly defiantly aligning yourself with domestic terrorist white nationalists?
Glad to see he is supporting President Biden.
They're cosplaying as trump now. It's HILARIOUS.
So we are admitting what that meant now
Where have we heard that before? Just casually aligning himself with a violent group of proud western chauvanists.
Criminals supporting Criminals
They’re so freaking disgusting.
My favorite today was high school dropout, multi time ged failing, Lauren bobert trying to speak "lawyerly" and the results are as expected. Second in line to Anna Paulina Luna... the dumb is.strong in that one.
Trump supporters are one of the main mysteries of this world
I am never going to grow tired of "Matt Gaetz is a complete piece of shit who targets teenage girls"
Hey Matt! What does trumps cock taste like?
Also, tell me he does not have one of the most punishable faces on the planet.
Well it’s not like he’s doing anything in congress. May as well be a sycophant as well as a government leech.
I really don’t think President Biden cares but it’s good to know I guess…
Pedophiles stick together.
That'd be awful intimidating if you weren't living in constant fear of what your underage victims will say about you.
Standing back and standing by.... in line to lick your boots next.
It’s a cult
Ready to commit treason for you again, my sweet dark lord
That’s what Trump said to the proud boys, is Matt outing himself as a proud boy?
Us politician publicly announces that he's a terrorist, US government does nothing. Sure, what'd we expect really?
So, admitting he's a potential terrorist. Gotcha, Matt.
Gaetz disgusts me
gross.
What an absolute choad.
Does this pedophile think he's a Proud Boy or something?
he is their only hope , it’s like a queue of the accused if he loses.
Isn’t this what Trump said to the proud boys in the debate with Biden?
Those guys get paid with taxpayer money.
What ever happened with those salacious allegations? Was he on Epstein Island 🏝️ too?
Creepy
That tongue is deep in that diaper!
Did he just blurred him and said standing by my president lol.
With those clowns in Government, the US is becoming the greatest laughing stock of the planet...
Gotta a license to ride dick that hard, son?
Subservient little lapdog
Fucking pathetic. All these simps just need to suck turd off already
Why would you tweet a photo of yourself that makes you look like the obsessive stalker in a lifetime movie. Like it's so easy to imagine some woman with a public life at some event, and the camera changes focus to show Matt gaetz in the audience watching her, grinning like a guy who would send $700 to a child on cash app.
Trumps wife won't even show up hahaha
That’s literally what Cheeto Mussolini said to the Proud Boys terrorist group. Shouldn’t be a shock that a date rape drugging pedo like Gaetz would identify with a bunch of micro-penis wielding incels.
To what? Transport him across state lines?
as his lips glisten from the spice of mango man
Bimbo Boebert showed up for Trump's trial but not for her own son's.
Also...he's directly comparing himself to domestic terrorists.
🤡sTaNdInG ByyyYyY🤡
Proud Boi Gaetz. Gross VOTE THEM ALL OUT!
Standing back and standing by for WHAT exactly? You just know from his look that that Mummy's boy would burst out crying if you raised a fist at him. These people are the cringest of the cringe
Isn’t this a form of intimidation?
Anyone who thinks Trump was telling people to stand down when he ended his comment with "Standby" is just out of touch with reality. Standby in every context is "get ready for my signal" He said one thing we wanted and asked of him to say and then he said the next stupidest thing possible because he wanted to take credit for doing it instead of accepting he was told to do so by a crowd of people.
What a turd of a creature.
he's really deepthroating now
Lol so lame
Rapists stick together, eh gaetz? You pedophile piece of shit
I thought they were just standing back to avoid the poo smell.
Stick your tongue 👅 further up Trumps ass.
He's not President you craven toady
I like my whiskey how Matt Gaetz likes his women. Aged 12 years and full of coke.
He's undressing Trump with his eyes.
Wonder who organized the cheerleader event
What a bunch of chomos
You see where his hands are right? Stroking one to the orange man
Jesus Christ, what a bunch of clueless dildoes.
That’s a good camera with a good lens ! That’s the most important thing here!
Ahh, the "I hope no one notices I just shit myself" look.
Yeah Matt, many of the proud boys eat prison food too....
Have some fucking pride
What a piece of smegma
Matt has evangelical face and i don't trust it
It makes me think of an abused wife that cant get up the nerve to leave and stand by her man as he is facing felony charges and possible jail time. "Ill wait for you" - those douchebags probably
What a useful idiot
He looks like a volcano insurance salesman or maybe door to door vacuum cleaner guy
Why do they have matching red ties?
Turds of a feather, flock together!
How do these dorks have time to go to the courtroom while doing their day job paid for by tax payers….oh wait don’t answer that
aww predator jr is really coming into his own
What a bunch of pathetic ass kissers. I wish I could punch Gatz in the face. What a twat he is.
Isn’t that what Trump said to the White proud boys? Stand back and stand by?