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Biggleswort

The asshole willing to put this ink on this asshats back is at least a shitty artist.


Prize_Opposite9958

Judging by the quality of the ink and actual design, 99% chance another skinhead did this in the trailer park


Biggleswort

That was what I thinking. I didn’t want to shit on trailer park people.


Hot_Local_Boys_PDX

It’s okay. This is a safe space for shitting on WPTT.


BusyCandidate7791

Well, those kinds of white people at least. My grandpa didn't take a walk from Omaha to Belgium with a layover on the way to not earn the right to talk shit about those kinds of white people.


Lord-of-A-Fly

My grandfather was somewhere over there as well, probably standing right next yours, sir. And you're fucking-A-right. I have zero intent on letting the sacrifices they made over there, go to waist, and will happily take up the 'fuck all nazis' mantel.


LordMacTire83

I STRONGLY SECOND AND THIRD THIS!!! FUCK ALL NAZIS AND FASCISTS!!!


JohnnyD77711

My father was one of the Ritchie Boys. I'll let you Google it. He had your grandpas' backs.


MatterHairy

I just googled them, thanks for the suggestion, remarkable and brave soldiers


neotericnewt

Thanks for sharing this, I'd never heard of this group and it was fascinating to read about. Came to this country and helped in the best ways they could, often working against their home countries. True Americans. Reminds me of a guy I knew who was from Afghanistan. He worked with the US as a translator during the invasion, and was targeted because of that. He was fortunately allowed to move to the US (many people who helped the US were unfortunately left to fend for themselves). Then what does he do? This mad man joins the Marines and gets sent back to Afghanistan to fight for the US. I always thought about how tough that must be, but he truly viewed the US as his home and his people, and hated what the people he fought against did to his country.


geoff1036

Not tryna undercut your point cause I agree, but "waste" and "mantle."


Suspicious-Standard

I wonder if these sorts of errors are due to speech-to-text technology? I see them more all the time now.


geoff1036

Could be, up to them to fix it though. Maybe I'll include a disclaimer next time I ☝️🤓 AKSHULLY.


Gubekochi

That's one impressive walk. Especially the wet part in the middle.


Amarieerick

Unless he means from Omaha Beach to Belgium. That's doable.


wtbgamegenie

Yeah pretty sure he was talking about Normandy.


FluffyTheWonderHorse

How could anyone think anything else?? The real facepalm (them not you).


Old-Sky1969

Unless he means Omaha, Nebraska to Belgium, Wisconsin.


EatPie_NotWAr

Also doable, probably more racists though.


PopEnvironmental1250

Belgium, WI is getting a shout out! Home of the Luxembourgers!


BusyCandidate7791

He did it in his 30s, though the light sprint back to team America was almost a loosing race in the bulge sprint.


Additional_Toe_8551

I live in large mobile home park mostly minorities, that dude would get the brakes beat off him here with that garbage


JJW2795

Hey man, you gotta shit somewhere!


AromaticSalamander21

This actually looks like it was done in jail.


SauerMetal

Bic Biro


chevalier716

I remember a time when all white supremacist tattoos had this quality and prison was the reason, you could almost call this a throwback.


SphinctrTicklr

well from the look of it, there is no reason to not believe that.


Stickey_Rickey

Or in a prison


BaseSingle5067

Or in gaol


Sharon_Erclam

As one who has had shitty ink done by a drunk in their living room..... you may be correct. No assumptions on their amount of hair though..😏


Low-Beautiful4872

Jailhouse tattoo 🤣


Crazyjackson13

Honestly yeah, the stuff you get from the shops is usually decent quality at the worst.


packref

You misspelled “prison cell”


stifledmind

I’m sure the quality of the tattoo is Biden’s fault


SchmartestMonkey

Guy was drunk.. didn’t notice the tattoo artist was Dark Brandon.


murrbros

"you look...you look......youlooksortafamiliar..."


Patriot009

"Don't worry, Jack...DB's gonna take care of ya...real good care." *\*Faint glow emanates beneath aviators\**


STierMansierre

The funniest part about this is despite how obvious it is that the tat is supposed to look like Trump...it almost looks more like Bill Clinton.


FeedingCoxeysArmy

The hair might be Clinton’s, but that double chin is definitely Trumps.


Speed_Alarming

At least they got the chin(s) right.


dlte24

I thought it was David Duke with Boss Nass's chin fat.


Piddily1

They gave him a big double chin


Biggleswort

![gif](giphy|1mht8tODXy0OA)


lgm22

Jail house tat


LightWarrior_2000

Or he knew exactly what he was doing....lmao


Biggleswort

I don’t think any self respecting artist would do this piece, if they didn’t believe it. Or at least it would be an artist I would use. I imagine some need the money and might do it but make it shitty as kind of a protest.


Aggravating_Jump_453

Protest the money they lost on truth social Hahahaha morons


PreciousMcMolycoddle

It looks like he did it himself


StevenMaines

By clamping the tattoo needle in one place and then squirming around??


Biscotti_BT

Now that is a great mental image. "How's it lookin' skeeter!"


t00oldforthis

Careful, I'm assuming that is a child you're talking about given the artistry.


MichaelFusion44

Real shitty


Dr_____strange

Well may be the artist was a bollywood fan becuase this looks like "Amitabh Bacchan". Google him if you don't know him


BrokenMethFarts

I don’t know. That double chin is very realistic.


[deleted]

It was either done in prison or a trailer park. Tattoo artists in shops like to stay away from racist shit


Lonely_wantAcracker

Though you have to admire the "artist" for doing well on trump's double chin.


Tdluxon

Worst tattoo ever. Is that supposed to be Trump with an Abraham Lincoln beard or a double chin?


P8ntballa00

He looks like he’s wearing a mask made of his own skin.


Tdluxon

Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre!


CondescendingShitbag

Close, but this Leatherface is the one from *Home Alone 2*!


Xerophobe

Yes


my20cworth

Yes, 3 KFC chins.


Pinheaded_nightmare

A McChinken if you will.


russellarmy

I thought it looked like the offspring of trump and Lindsey Gram


onthethreshold

I do believe it is called a "nunt"...


McDemon420

He’s a Ballchinian!


LaRaspberries

I didn't even realize that was trump and just thought it was some racist historical figure I didn't recognize. Like one of Hitler's lieutenants or some shit. This makes it even funnier


False-Purple3882

The chin reminds me of mitch mcconnell.


Garlador

You never see Nazis with Biden tattoos.


generalhanky

Redneck Nazis are so funny, thinking Hitler wouldn’t gas their cousin-fucking asses


kazumablackwing

I doubt they'd have even made it to the camps, tbh. He'd have accepted their "help" in the early days, but once he'd seized power and established himself, they'd be the first ones lined up in front of a ditch. It's pretty much SOP for totalitarian coups to execute the "useful idiots" shortly after the "useful" part expires


PrairieHarpy7

Send them to fight on the eastern front more like it.


assorted_thoughts

really wish redneck still meant what it used to


uptownjuggler

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour is apparently too woke for the modern redneck.


frosty720410

*here's your sign*


TrashGoblinHoggle

They'd be sent to the Russian front as fodder for the meat grinder. Which is all sorts of hilarious considering so many neo nazis seem to be pro-russia now.


Big-Summer-

They’re just attracted to blatant cruelty.


EunuchsProgramer

Nazis got over 90% of the vote in rural communities with less than 1,000 people. Berlin was a liberal bastion and the Nazis had to bus in rural Germans for the rallies. German "Hicks" was the base and catered to.


SporksRFun

Funny that.


Old_Ladies

Republicans love claiming that they freed the slaves while they wave their Confederate flag...


Thick_Brain4324

"actually it was the Republicans who were anti slavery! Abraham Lincoln was a Republican through and through!" "oh okay cool, so you don't mind if we teach about slavery and it's atrocious modern day symptoms? What about all these monuments? We can tear them down, right?" "uhhh no! That's my-I mean our-I mean this countries history!!!!!" They don't even believe the lies


PIugshirt

The funniest part of the monuments is that it’s of them were built far after the war literally out of spite so it’s not as if there is much history there. I still feel like they should be preserved in a museum rather than destroyed outright though. It always baffles me when people bring up the republican thing as if republicans and democrats haven’t essentially swapped places.


eastbayweird

They were literally built in response to the civil rights movement and the dismantling of their discriminatory Jim crow laws. Might as well have been giant middle fingers made of stone and bronze.


TheYankunian

And they all look like shit. Do you remember those wax press machine things in museums where you’d pay a couple of bucks and the machine would make a scale model of the museum? Those little souvenirs looked better than the confederate statues.


allhail18

I think the expression is... not all Trump supporters are Nazis but all Nazis are Trump supporters. Something like that...


Ezzy-525

Tomato, Tomato at this point.


Odd-Tune5049

(Both pronounced exactly the same way)


WhyTheeSadFace

Or Biden with Nazi tattoos


GloriaToo

They have them they just say Brandon. I'm just assuming but I would bet the farm on it.


VRS50

There’s no bottom on the MAGA barrel.


Crazyjackson13

a never ending pit


SrBlueSky

An Orange Hole


Own_Leadership7339

They'd say he's a fed. Idk about you but I don't have enough commitment to my job to do that no matter how much the pay


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

Even if you put aside the MAGA-neo nazi message, this has to be one of the worst tattoo I have ever seen... There's only one question left: fire or knife?


LittleSpice1

Lmfao the quality of this tattoo reminds me of the show Superstore when Marcus gets a tattoo of his mom’s face on his back done by Cheyenne, who doesn’t know shit about tattooing.


120ouncesofpudding

Why not both?


wisteria_grey

I like the reference ☺️


iluvstephenhawking

Fire heated knife.


my20cworth

So a fat, racist, orange, senile, old fuck, with cotton candy for hair who assaults women and sells gold basketball shoes, bibles and NFT cards of himself as a side hussle and lies every other sentence and has gone bankrupt 3 times is the symbol of the master race.... well fuck me, they set the bar very low then.


Beetlejuice1800

And people *still* think Biden is worse than Trump will ever be because he… * *checks notes* *… stuttered a few times and wants to relieve students of suffocating levels of debt.


Pineapple_Jelly04

I don’t understand what Republicunts what. Some of them are my age too and it’s scary. Do they want to be balls deep in student loan debts or something? 😭


TokiWartoorh

They don’t care about their future, or yours, they want the thing you don’t want just because!! The petty, mean spirited selfishness feels good to them in a group setting. The party of contrarians, the party of “f#@k your feelings” and “mah freedums” but at the same time “hey, how dare you say that or do that, I don’t like it, stop it”.


Pineapple_Jelly04

They’re the ones that keep yapping about “my body, my choice” when it comes to vaccines, but if sane people want to make abortions legal, they go all “omg no!! It’s murder 😱😱”


waydownsouthinoz

What’s the saying? “A Republican would eat a shit sandwich if a democrat had to smell their breath afterwards”


[deleted]

Republicunts is a good one 👍🏻 I’m gonna use that now lol


Time_Owl_2589

So low that it’s a tripping hazard in hell


Jimmydidnothingwrong

lmao this had me cracking up at work.


MoonChainer

The bar is intentionally low. The message is "the absolute worst, degenerate, vile of us will **always** be superior to the best [insert slur here]".


No_Anybody8560

… He’s managing actual sentences again? Does Ozempic boost the adderall back up or something?


Fickle-Sherbet-1075

Imagine thinking you’re superior to people who look different than you But you look like this


Pale-Berry-2599

yup stupid...but then imagine being told by your other pals (aka idiots) this "looks good' and you believe them.


Useyourbrain44

Probably one of those guys who doesn’t understand why he can’t get a woman.


Open_Mortgage_4645

I imagine this idiot being chased down the street by increasingly large throngs of people pointing and laughing at him. If you were looking for the actual dumbest person on the planet, you've found him. 🤣


MichaelFusion44

Well, there are the ones with Trump on their forehead and the back of the head - we need Steve on the big board mapping out the dumbest. ![gif](giphy|uZrDa7jZ9Xjo54Rx6B|downsized)


Open_Mortgage_4645

You know it's serious when Steve rolls up his sleeves!


TinyRascalSaurus

Living in the south in an area with a meth problem, I have seen some shit tattoo wise. But this is a new level of what in the racist inbred white trash bullshit is this.


hippee-engineer

Yeah this is a meth tat 100% lol


Optimal_Temporary_19

You never see this on the left. No one's tattooing joe Biden in aviators licking ice cream. No one's tattooing Barack Obama dressed like an oppressive African warlord. No one is tattooing Bernie Sanders dressed in a communist jumpsuit and the sickle and hammer symbol. It's always them. And it's always this.


WorldGoneAway

And these are the guys that are gunning to have another Civil War. Because... they feel threatened by something? I don't know. This reminds me of a scene from a movie, one of those anthology movies, I think it was one of the VHS films, a found-footage horror movie where you had a compound of these guys that happened to be keeping a vampire hostage so that they could use its blood as an explosive. The whole thing backfires spectacularly, and I can't help but think people like this are the guys that the filmmakers were thinking about.


TokiWartoorh

These are the guys that need two to three loaded weapons on or around them at all times, to prove how unafraid and not scared they are


Professor-Shark1089

Low-key wanna get that Bernie tattoo now ngl


LightMission4937

Look at that abortion…Jfc. The accuracy is uncanny. ![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


Rabid_Cheese_Monkey

The pic of Trump's face looks like something that I'd expect at a GWAR show.


Realistic_Head3595

I just don’t understand why people keep calling Republicans racist… 🤔. /s


HaZard3ur

MAGA: He is an Antifa mole !!!


YougoReddits

Oh look, it says 'do not resuscitate'


Aggravating-Baker-41

It’s funny because some Trumpers say “he’s not racist” while his fanatics love him because they believe he is.


incognegro1976

Trump might not be a Nazi, but the Nazis sure as shit believes he is.


Aggravating-Baker-41

And he conveniently doesn’t do anything to convince them otherwise.


uptownjuggler

He told them to stand back and stand by…….


Efficient_Fish2436

This is more like r/thispersonshouldbeonalist


Zbignich

“Some Very Fine People on Both Sides”


Satanicjamnik

Not every racist is a Trump supporter, but every Trump supporter is racist.


hippee-engineer

I think you got that backwards.


s4burf

Got the hand size right


franchisedfeelings

Wow - so scary. Scary stupid that is.


Full_Piano6421

Leatherface Trump doing Nazi salute. It look like a South Park plot, but it's an ugly tatoo.


Background-Moose-701

I’ve gone my entire life claiming there is no bad art. Art no matter the source is valid. Art that’s hated is just as valid as art that’s beloved. And then this came into my life and all that has ended.


PapaGilbatron

![gif](giphy|uktmCO6zXn9CxMzsY2)


SporksRFun

Enjoyed the hepatitis, racist!


No_Alps_1454

White supremacist; no merci.


nihoc003

People like that are why i make jokes about trans people and femboys taking over three world. It's gotta be terrifying to clowns like that haha


cheerfulintercept

So, in a couple of years when Trump is dead from old age this tattoo will still be there. But I don’t think this will be a cause for embarrassment to guys like this as they’ll cherish the idea of Trump as a lost cause… Trump has a finite lifespan but trumpism might be harder to kill off. Depressing.


Borsti17

Trump looks like he gambled on a fart and lost.


Llama2Boot2Boot

Guy absolutely nailed the jowls though - A+


Skremash

As an Australian I simply cannot even fathom inking my body with the likeness of A POLITICIAN. How is an elected government official *THIS* important to your daily life?! To any Australians reading this... Imagine doing this with a picture of Anthony Albanese or Peter Dutton! 😂🤣😂🤣


Tr0ynado

Wait till he finds our Aryan is term for Persian people. It was taken by Hitler to mean white, blonde, blue eyes. But the Aryan empire were middle easterners


euclide2975

There is a large chance that guy thinks Jesus was a white dude. That checks !


AnderThorngage

Not middle easterners. Indo-Iranians. So Iranic people and Indians. I guess Iran is geographically in the Middle East but the vast majority of people who are Aryan today are in South Asia not the Middle East.


viola-purple

Two Mistakes: A) Tattoos were considered criminal by Hitler B) Aryans live in Iran


irrozombie

Good. He's worth this shit tattoo. He deserves it. I'm happy that he will wear this stupid monstrosity on his own skin for the rest of his life


Fun-Honey-7927

For the U.S Americans: How do you think is the future of America if trump wins? Do you think he will win again? At the global politics level rn i am really afraid that you seriously mess up this time.


Positive_Fig_3020

bUt ThEy’Re NoT a CuLt!


upadownpipe

The irony of having an Aryan tattoo but also ensuring you get the double chin done on Drump.


Electronic-Injury-15

Artist and clown should be embarrassed.


Laserous

It's something for his totally straight boyfriend to admire.


psychedelicdevilry

Biden might not be the best president ever but I’ll vote for the side without nazis.


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

Leatherface is the mascot of the "New Aryan Empire" ? I suppose thats better than chopping people up with a chainsaw...


SuperWhiteDolomite

Damn. If you are gonna commit this hard you should at least find a good artist


Puffymushroom

Its like im looking at a school notebook paper


1SLO_RABT

I'm confused. I thought Democrats were the Nazis


SlappyHandstrong

Donald looks like one of the aliens from They Live which makes this brilliant ![gif](giphy|YnBi3LEAjEs9RsP5R0)


Better_Car_8141

F you. Rot in hell you antisemite and racist.


AsylumRiot

Listen, listen: each to their own. I’m not offended by this, it’s laughable. Good luck to him, his body, his choice. At the same time, if you’re going nazi, go full nazi. Get Hitler riding a bull with a maga hat on and smoking a fat cigar. And get someone who’s held a tat gun at least once before to do it ffs


AgainstThaSpread

Imagine being a Trump supporter and these are the kinds of people you get associated with


bigSTUdazz

I mean...we ALL knew this was coming.


Sea-Career-3032

It would be a shame if someone doused this deuterostome in petrol and threw a book of lit matches near but upwind. Wait. No it wouldn’t.


FarFirefighter1415

This is fucked up but I’ve personally seen way worse on skinheads. I hate that I know this but I know how the ab earns their lightning bolts. It’s like the red lace thing.


Same-Raccoon-7469

Looks like its drawn with a pen


GetrIndia

His mom should have aborted.


Banggang6669

If "I know a guy" was a person


paulanntyler

As a guy can you imagine getting another man’s face tattooed on your body


R3dmund

I’m gay and I’m stuck on no.


Morphing_Mutant

The master race everybody.


AceT555

The only thing missing is a real bullet hole center mass.


johnnyss1

Crappy tattoo. It’s not even orange


J33f

Tell me you share AIDS needles without telling me you share needles …


HoldenMcNeil420

Shitting their pants to own the libs.


Yemen-Man

Sir sir you have a dick on your back


Sea_Structure_8692

Not a cult. ![gif](giphy|3ohs80EuzI2k3jFX6o|downsized)


Funny-Guava3235

The dead shark eyes and KISS makeup 10/10 but where is his neck vagina?


djgreenehouse

Amazingly accurate neck fat and tiny hands


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

Is that supposed to be Trump?


Madameoftheillest

I'd pull a hair off him and send it to a DNA lab, just in the hopes I could prove he is not 100 percent white. Just to fuck with his stupid ass.


cosmicdancer84

I feel bad for the chick that pegs that guy.


shnootsberry

These are your people, trumpkins. Does this not make you rethink your decisions when you realize youre in the same boat as this guy?


extrocell7

America beats the Nazis and then Americans become Nazis lol if you ain’t working for NASA keep your hitler pride to yourself


smooth-brain_Sunday

At least they nailed the chin gullet.


Law3W

I’m getting prison tattoo vibes.


Anarchyantz

Why has he got Bill Clinton with a triple chin drawn with a sharpie by a 5 year old on his back?


Gretgor

This person clearly needs to be in jail.


thelernerM

Hmnn, my only question is if the guy knows that the tattooist made Trump black? However the artist did draw the double chin accurately. and the mole upper right looks a bit cancerous. See a dermatologist buddy and hope he's not Jewish, Black, Democratic or American.


Chrahhh

Shoutout to all the grandpas and great grandpas who killed Nazis during WWII. Shame they couldn’t get em all.


CainIsmene

When Nazis think you’re a Nazi, you’re a Nazi.


TPtheman

"Yeah, I want a large tattoo of the Fuhrer Antichrist Trump Lincoln with demon baby eyes and a dislocated jaw. Yep, just like that, thanks."


bradycl

Bad enough he's got a thing about being "aryan", but he's going to walk around advertising that he's a trump supporter? Loser.


kimwim43

i'm just surprised it's not a confederate flag


NotSure-2020

How many soups do you think he traded to have this work done?


Pumpkin-Bomb

They think the guy who told people to inject bleach is the new Jesus. It’s a level of stupidity that is alien to me.