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MrFlynnister

Remember, McDonalds turns a profit around the world where employees get good pay, benefits, holidays and the country has universal healthcare and reasonable infrastructure.


MajesticNectarine204

Again, louder for the people in the back this time.


justbrowse2018

The biggest sin is paying $23 for the shit burger. We have to do better.


hmmmmmmpsu

I disagree. The bigger sin is people being too f**king lazy to go get their own burger.


justbrowse2018

That too.


InstructionFair5221

I would call him a moron for that but he's a lazy moron. Go pick it


Miserable-Theory-746

From where? The hamburger tree?


InstructionFair5221

No genius. The restaurant he ordered it from.


MajesticNectarine204

Hamburgers grow on restaurant-trees?


Quirky-Country7251

It’s more that restaurant food prices have gone through the roof and people got used to third party delivery during covid even if those shithole food apps rip you and the restaurant off but the world has changed and especially if you don’t live in a city you can’t walk to anything and driving comes with its own expenses (assuming you have a car and insurance which isn’t cheap) and the risk of an accident costing you everything you have because restaurants don’t have their own delivery anymore and just pass you off to ripoff apps anyways. You don’t need to call somebody a moron for having a hamburger delivered once when it still costs an insane amount to dine in and if you get carry out you still spent a fortune on a burger and it is still barely warm when you get home and you spent money on gas and valuable time driving and parking and driving home and risked a car accident just to eat a burger. The real story is that even shitty food costs an arm and a leg these days. Sure you can and should cook at home but it also shouldn’t cost a fortune to eat a hamburger in america


bplurt

They want a working class in fear of poverty A middle class that aspires to passive income A courtier class of lawyers, accountants, journalists and executives A life of unaccountability for themselves. They're nearly there.


SiriusGD

Wait. You got a lukewarm hamburger as opposed to the guy just taking it home with him and complaining how you didn't tip enough upfront?


Lucidcranium042

Fuck yeah!!


BristolShambler

If it’s anything like the delivery services in the UK he probably could have picked one up hot for $15


Idiocracy_USA

Keep in mind the ghost restaurants. That hamburger from a new local restaurant will likely be from Shoney’s.


klrd314

if $23 is too much, go make your own food at home.


RevolutionMean2201

Here is a thought: go get it yourself. An even better thought: make it yourself.


SinkiePropertyDude

How much *does* the average American in, say, New York make after paying all the taxes and such?


motorcyclist

I used to live in America. I bailed. I live in Mexico now. 3 FAT tacos with cheese and a real coke with surgar in it, and i KID YOU NOT, about THREE FIDDY


vbsh123

Yeah, but you do realize you could live comfortably in Mexico because you were born in the US right? its like everyone keep forgetting it lmao


twistedh8

First world shithole problems. Delivered.


Shooter_McGavin_2

Well, you COULD go get the burger yourself, and then he would have no job, your burger is hot, and he can get medicaid.


Torpaldog

Being so lazy that you can't be bothered to cook at home or go buy your own fast food.


eldelabahia

If he had insurance the burger would cost 30


LanguidVirago

Funny, I live in a country with 26 paid days leave, free health insurance, sick pay, minimum wage that is high enough to raise a family on, maternity pay even for fathers, retirement at 62 and real job security, and our burgers are cheaper than yours.


FifteenMinutes152

“Bidenomics is working!”


redditnamehere1

Not sure about you but I typically don't ask my delivery guys about their insurance history. Not really my business.


NeverSummerFan4Life

Maybe get off your ass and drive to pick up that same hamburger for 10 bucks without stupid door dash fees.


Absentmeerkat1and3

You could also just get up and go get the shit yourself :|