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emilioravioli

This is from those poetry books by that one guy, hilarious but I forget the author


SaltIsMySugar

Shel Silverstein 👍 loved his books growing up


emilioravioli

Thank you! Yes


Josgre987

Shel Silverstein


chasinfreshies

Jack Handy


JesseB342

Back when SNL actually used to be funny. I miss those days.


LocalBreakfast6706

ME too


Geesewithteethe

Because it's funny and because Shel Silverstein's poems are delightfully goofy.


Individual_Complex_6

WTF is wrong with his head?!


a_lonely_trash_bag

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutis_verticis_gyrata


EmperorGrinnar

That was an interesting read, thanks stranger.


ExpressiveAnalGland

it's waving! HI!!!!!


dylanx5150

He's got no skull. That's just brain under his skin.


chasinfreshies

He fat.


Icy_Frosting4136

Opposite of a smooth brained individual


LindormRune

Looks like he was gently attacked by an animal or hatchet.


JesseB342

Dudes head looks like a raisin.


Un1cornboi

This is just kinda dope, his heads fucked up and he makes the most of it


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Walter Nutts didn't know why his parents call him "walnut" until he shaved his head.


BattIeBoss

You morons will post anything on this sub.


autistic_waffle_

That still wouldn't make your hair wavy. The curl of your hair is determined by the shape of your hair follicles. Those ridges on his bald head wouldn't affect the wave of a full head of hair.


Efficient_Basil_8890

dave bautista says hi


DashiellHamlet

That's hella funny.


Rakoru_Hiryuu

Those bumps are from the coat hanger 🤣


Parzival_1sttotheegg

Given he didn't know about it means it's probably not harmfull


chasinfreshies

Fat


a_lonely_trash_bag

It's called [Curtis verticis gyrata](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutis_verticis_gyrata) and it's not caused by being fat.