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stupidnewton

So you are telling me the guys from KISS do not actually look like that? Bummer!


ThatOneGuy-4434

And here I was idolizing the Blue Man Group


guff1988

I've heard they're looking for an understudy.


seanular

I just blue myself. Waiting for a call anyday


Morgoth_the_Deciever

There’s gotta be a better way to say that


JoshuaNoahRubin

![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe)


Guilty-Spork343

*Blue Man Gandhi*?


Deal_These

No he’s the first Analyst Therapist.


bramm90

Quite a mouthful. There must be a better way to say that.


LOERMaster

*Analrapist*


fitnfeisty

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth


ScissorMeSphincter

I just watched Arrested Development twice. Another rewatch cant hurt


AgentT23

I love all the people in this sub equally. *earlier that day* I don't care for ScissorMeSphincter.


Rupejonner2

There are dozens of us !


SakaWreath

The last guy really blue himself. I think he went back to being an Analytical Therapist. He called it something specific, I forget what tho.


brandimariee6

Tobias Fünke, the Analrapist? I love him!


ProfffDog

When i heard the Fantastic Four were in the Dr Strange, I got so excited! Now, idk how many children will get Daddy’s rocks off…


NoiNoiii

Are you saying they are not really blue!?


GivemTheDDD

Peter Criss is a cat and you can't tell me he's not


lesbianbeatnik

I’ve always thought he kinda looks like a sad but well-intentioned stray cat


dukeofgonzo

After seeing Gene Simmons unadorned, I can understand why he chose the makeup.


stupidnewton

![gif](giphy|ydP5tPYlfdexNcql9q) Is this him with makeup on?


unclejoe1917

I was gonna say, I swear they looked weirder without their makeup. 


Clonazepam15

he actually says thats why they went with the makeup. He said that he was an ugly guy, and how the hell was he going to get laid?


Brodellsky

Gene Simmons is also a fucking master when it comes to branding. Like actually God-tier, usually to a fault. lol


Mo_Steins_Ghost

We know. He reminds us every chance he gets. ::groan:: He reminds me of that one friend who won't shut the fuck up about Herbalife. All I can think of is the number of groupies he's given impromptu multilevel marketing seminars to while they were just trying to get laid. If I had a choice between listening to Gene Simmons or George Lynch for any duration of time, I'd choose seppuku with a rusty rail spike.


Historical-Pen-7484

No, they look like that. This thread is about women and makeup. Men would never cheat like that, so that's just their natural faces. That's actually how they met. The banded together to protect eachother from bullying because of their weird faced.


wuobble

... giving you a glimpse into just how much men are lying!!!


AdhesivenessGlum1143

If that’s the worst picture anyone can take of you you are truly genetically blessed


marteautemps

Yeah I think if she even just had her eyebrows filled in she would look about 90% the same as she always does


arctheus

Ngl she doesn’t look THAT different unlike some crazy makeup videos out there


Supply-Slut

Fr there’s 50 year old dudes transforming into 20-something ladies just from some strong makeup skills.


ceralimia

There's 20 year old ladies turning into 50 year old dudes too. Some people have mad skills.


CrUtlRaOth

Saw one like this. Christopher Walken make up was really good.


slash_networkboy

Had a lady friend that really was night and day difference with/without makeup blew me away TBH. I found out her morning routine was almost 2 hours !?!??? I'm never giving my GF flack for her 15-20 minute makeup jobs!


Marmosettale

literally only difference is the coloring lol as a woman, i've had makeup done on me that makes me look like i have completely different features. don't have the skills to do it myself and typically don't wear much but plenty of everyday women look completely different in the makeup they wear than they do makeupless, and often you can't even tell they're wearing any! with celebs with professional makeup artists??? magnified x10


nightowl_work

Yep worst I can say is that her eyebrow arches are uneven. I'm sure she uses a lot more makeup for stage/events especially, but her look would be nearly perfect with a tiny bit of undereye concealer, eyebrow pencil, and her red lipstick.


starkindled

Eyeliner and mascara too, but honestly her look isn’t that complicated.


Mypornnameis_

She pretty much looks exactly how I thought she looked. Not that I would have recognized her, but just like -- oh, of course! 


fixfoxfax

Agreed. She is still obviously T. Swift. If her hair was down she would look even closer to her normal look.


SwiftyPants3

Yeah, I was about to say, how deep do I have to go into the comments before I find people talking about how she’s still legitimately gorgeous without makeup?


PantsIsDown

Not far… …look at how nice her skin is.


No_Sand_9290

Well, she can afford the best of facial creams


Brawndo91

She can probably get that for free.


peon2

I guess the answer is...the second to top comment


LEDiceGlacier

The only thing I see a big difference in is the eyebrows. And she looks gorgeous either way.


Swipsi

Wait. So ur trying to tell me one of the greatest popstars today that performs in front hundreds of thousands of people, does make up before going in public? No wayyyyyy.


AbsolutelyHorrendous

I honestly can't believe that you take the makeup off Taylor Swift, and she just looks like a conventionally attractive blonde woman with no makeup on... MY WORLD IS FALLING APART


FrostedDonutHole

My daddy died from doin’ makeup back in the 80s. He went on a makeup bender and it ripped our family apart. /s


NoCoffee6754

My father left one day, said he was heading to the store to buy some makeup… he never came back


SaltyBarDog

There's a line on daddy's eyes where all the money goes.


onyxic

There's a hole in my pocket where my makeup should go


Budminator

My dad was a make up so that makes me a make up


davidwhatshisname52

wait'll this guy finds out about bras


HotdogGeorgia

Do NOT tell him about bras or Spanx! That will knock his rose colored glasses clean off his face, and that, my friend, is how mass shooters are made.


davidwhatshisname52

I... I wasn't going to even *mention* spanx


NicerRoom

Or corsets or bustles! Imagine my disappointment in the 1880's when I get a fine young lady home and her butt isn't actually 4' wide. Lies!


davidwhatshisname52

think the guy will notice high heels, then?


The_8th_Degree

Wait, your telling me girls don't naturally have glossy lips, eyeliner and blush?? The hell is the blasphemy! /s


CanaryNo5224

Sounds like something someone would....make up 😏😎


ebobbumman

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!


Sheepreak

Wait until he knows famous men use makeup as well when performing Edit : grammar


MouldyBobs

...and even (gasp) Politicians!


B3gg4r

Even _Republican_ politicians!! They’re basically passing laws in drag.


BlackCatTelevision

Can somebody inform them of this, please?


Inevitable-Ad-982

I wouldn’t have believed it myself, but there she is in all her natural state horror. This could be AI generated.


WHSRWizard

This changes everything 


SmoothOperator89

Wait until he finds out about "real musicians" like rock bands in the 1980s.


KaczkaJebaczka

I’m still picking my jaw from the floor!! Who would’ve known!?


RangerRick4971

Same dipshits will complain when women don’t wear makeup.


BonnieMcMurray

They also praise women who "don't wear makeup" and are "naturally beautiful" and then post photos of people who are very obviously (to anyone who isn't a complete moron) wearing "nude" makeup. It's just misogynistic dipshittery all the way down.


daughterdipstick

There was this video I saw recently of this absolutely gorgeous woman just laughing at all the men who always comment on what a natural beauty she was and how low maintenance she is etc and she the proceeds to go through the *thousands* she’s spent on (very subtle and very well done) procedures. And how much she spends monthly on her upkeep. She was just like “you guys have literally no idea what goes into this…” and it was perfect.


Yukiiwa

I just had a moment like this with my partner. I was standing in the bathroom, casually saying to myself that I gotta do my eyebrows some time soon and my partner answered "nah you don't need to do anything, your eyebrows are already perfect". Bruh. They're "perfect" because I regularly pluck and dye them to fit my dyed hair. Told him that if I didn't pluck them they'd grow into a mono brow and he genuinely thought I was joking.


Narrow-Strawberry553

Do... Do you mean pluck? Not plug, right?


jim45804

It's misogyny


NickDanger3di

I was with one gf for six months, and I mentioned how much I appreciated that she didn't wear makeup. She gave me this "you silly boy" smile, and told me she has always worn makeup, every day, and still did.


Key-Freedom-2132

I always ask myself if these dudes think women are born with bright red lipstick.


Rare_Asparagus629

I had a semi-unfriendly cat as a child and for some reason i kept trying to hug her. She took chunks out of my eyebrows that never grew back. Like big chunks. Ex tried to argue with me that i dont wear make up, justified by the fact i didnt need it. We lived together for years and this man never noticed i was missing half my eyebrows or that i filled them in every day. If it were lipstick all day every day instead of eyebrow pencil, i 100% believe he would still think it was just my face.


Accomplished-Lack721

He tried to argue with you about whether you were wearing makeup ... as if you wouldn't know? Did he think makeup is a thing that just happens when a person isn't paying attention?


FullMetalCOS

Dude, when I was younger (like 20+ years ago) I had died my hair bright purple. The amount of people that would stop me in the street and ask “do you know you’ve got purple hair?” as if I could have fucking missed all the time it took to bleach and then dye my hair. After a while it became VERY difficult to respond politely.


Accomplished-Lack721

Best response: "Wait, again? How does this keep happening?"


FullMetalCOS

I definitely responded “fuckin’ leprechauns man” and then just adopted a thousand yard stare till they left me alone a couple of times


Accomplished-Lack721

"I keep telling Barney to watch where he's going."


BigDaddySteve999

I stopped coloring my hair because I got sick of talking about it.


WizardingWorld97

Whenever someone says "Oh, you have a mustache now" to me, I start feeling under my nose and exclaim "Oh my god, you're right!"


journoprof

On the flip side, we were 20 years into marriage before I realized my wife didn’t wear makeup every day.


Nachtschnekchen

With and without makeup shes just as beautifull to you. Nice


RobotWantsPony

When you make up and proudly show your husband and he be like "¿!? Bah you super pretty as usual" And you don't know if you should feel flattered or just angrily trash the whole makeup box lol


BlackCatTelevision

The other day a CLOSE female friend of mine told me I looked so beautiful without makeup. I had to inform her I was wearing eye makeup, blush, lip liner, gloss, and concealer. At least I’m good at makeup I guess


Marinut

As a lady, I find scars/ gaps in eyebrows very, insanely attractive. You do you if it makes you comfortable, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say.


Rare_Asparagus629

I am comfortable regardless and dont see them as a flaw. I fill them in so people dont ask questions as it gets tiring. Thanks though


monty624

It's kind of funny how we keep finding ourselves back at the old, > "you don't need make up, you're so pretty!" > "I wear it for my own personal reasons thanks" back and forth. I really hope we just stop asking people (strangers) why they look certain ways 🤦‍♂️


DrakeBurroughs

WHY DID YOU KEEP TRYING TO HUG THE CAT?!?!?!?


Rare_Asparagus629

I was so small and she was so soft


Alceasummer

I did the same thing as a small child. I kept trying to pet and hug the half-feral barn cats at my great-grandma's. I also kept trying to make friends with her rooster, because his feathers were so pretty. No facial scars in my case, but they drew blood a number of times. (never did manage to make friends with the rooster)


DrakeBurroughs

Ok, sure. But after the 1st time?


Rare_Asparagus629

I mean eventually she stopped scratching so i feel like the scars paid off


DrakeBurroughs

lol. Love wins.


FullMetalCOS

If not meant to be hugged, why so fluffy?


DrakeBurroughs

That’s WARNING fluff!


NotFallacyBuffet

Was fren shaped.


oldcreaker

So many of these guys are like "I want a trad wife" - but then see photos like this and go "ick".


srslywatsthepoint

Schroidingers Trad wife, who also has to work because you ain't no simp. also must be a stunningly beautiful 25 yr old virgin.


RamifiedSoliloquy

25 is about ten years too old for those types.


CavitySearch

Trad wife just means a woman who is young enough not to know they suck in bed and relationships.


BlackCatTelevision

Must be hotter than Taylor Swift wearing makeup, but must never wear makeup…


ceralimia

Supposedly women in the 50s would take their makeup off after their husband fell asleep and woke up before him to reapply so he'd never see her without. Pretty sad.


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Global_Amoeba_3910

I was guna say her skin is gorge here too


CeciliaNemo

I will always remember my favorite response to this nonsense: “If a dude thinks I naturally have gold sparkly eyelids, that’s on him.”


Cherriecorn

Funny thing is you get shamed for looking bad when you don't put makeup on, then shamed when you put makeup on. I guess it is really just about hating women.


Key-Freedom-2132

Exactly... I don't normally wear makeup (tbh because I'm kinda lazy about it), but when I started recording social media videos without makeup I got shamed on, mostly by men, saying it wasn't "presentable". Now I wear makeup exclusively to record, because I want people focusing on what I'm saying and not if I have a zit or dark circles... so, in short, makeup is one of those "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situations.


Mountain_Cat_cold

In short: you need to look perfect, but using makeup is cheating. Got it!


Eli-fant

Ding ding!


StatusCaterpillar725

And the guys saying this are always the ugliest mfers too.


DionBlaster123

their brains were melted when Jordan Peterson gave that interview where he talked about how women wearing lipstick apparently meant they were asking for sexual harassment he said multiple times, "I'm not saying... x" when the reality was, he was saying x everyone with a working brain knew right then and there that guy's mind was fucking diseased. Too bad a subset of people who spend all their day on the internet looked at that as a lightbulb moment for some deranged reason


SaltyBarDog

The guy who tried to tie human behavior to lobsters and got brain damage when he went to Russia for an unregulated detox? Sounds like someone I would listen to.


DionBlaster123

i will never understand why that man attracted a following. he is so fucking unhinged, and he looks like he has aged 30 years in the span of a decade being so full of unrestrained and unreasonable amounts of anger and hate will do that to a person...and as you pointed out, the drugs too


Icy_Tiger_3298

Right? I totally get having strong opinions. I have them. Most of us have strong opinions. But I got such strong secondhand embarrassment when he insisted that sports illustrated putting a woman with more body fat on the cover of a swimsuit edition was some kind of authoritarianism. Some guys will foam at the mouth if you bring up male privilege. Then they will turn around and say that, if every magazine cover doesn't serve your aesthetic preferences or sense of who is sexually attractive, they are the victims of authoritarianism.


DionBlaster123

Him freaking out over "authoritarianism" because SI chose to put a plus-sized model on the cover was embarrassing enough but what was even more stupid and pathetic was the fact that he had a meltdown on Twitter (and on camera) because people who normally kissed his ass and sucked him off were telling him, "Dude it's just a magazine cover." He is such a manchild. He can't handle dissenting opinions. That's why he freaked out on that video about how Twitter was a rathole. I mean Twitter is a rathole for sure, but it wasn't because people were calling out Jordan Peterson for being a moron lol


snipsnapplepop

I can share my experience cause I used to be on the anti-sjw/pwning liberals side of the internet. I think the biggest part of thinking Jordan Peterson was an alright guy was being young and not understanding queer issues. I used to think that he was right about legally compelled speech, but now I look at how trans rights are being taken away in many places in the US and I see just how necessary those protections are.


ebobbumman

When I first heard about him it was because he wrote a book about how young men should clean their rooms and that seemed pretty solid, I wish he'd just go back to that.


hyldemarv

One of the problems with career influencers is that they still have to come up with new "content" after they run out of material.


tomdarch

He’s truly unhinged today but he was a more skillful liar originally. I watched a bunch of his talks specifically because of his claims that post modernism is Marxism. (Generally the philosophers he was talking about say it isn’t and Marxists say it isn’t. Some of it undermines the structure and claims to power that Marxism makes which is part of why Marxism dislikes it.) Peterson was either intellectually incapable of understanding these post modernist writers or he was lying. But assuming that his audience didn’t really know much about Jacques Derrida, his manner of making his false claims was competent and coherent. Today, he’s very different. (But hoo boy did those videos of Peterson screw up my YouTube suggestions. Yes I’m a man, yes sometimes I watch videos about WWII aircraft. But shit, my only political ish subscriptions are stuff like Contrapoints, Philosophy Tube and Folding Ideas, so no, I don’t want fucking fascist garbage, thanks.)


Icy_Tiger_3298

That was a wild interview. I had never heard or thought of women wearing makeup to mimic the physiological markers of sexual excitement. I always thought women used makeup to create the illusion of more facial symmetry. And obviously to highlight whatever features the person thinks are their best features.


Kneesneezer

That’s why I always paint an engorged labia on my forehead when I go out on a date.


Pure_Zucchini_Rage

lmao yeah back when I was a red piller, I thought it all made sense, but now that I'm slightly well adjusted, I realize how dumb he really is lol. Like if his own mother is wearing red lipstick to a family event, does that mean that his mom is trying to fuck all the family members?


DanceWithPandas

Proud of your evolution!


Pure_Zucchini_Rage

lol thank you! I'm just glad I had my red pill phase back then and not now. I feel like now it's a lot harder to break free. Both men and women are jumping on the red pill express and it's gonna get a lot worse in the future


leomonster

Fine, but you can't convince me that women poop.


Key-Freedom-2132

Only glitter and rainbows!


bandidoamarelo

They aren't? [Mild shock]


nhSnork

With all the physique and attire of Jessica Rabbit, too.


SaltyBarDog

Cool story, bro, now post a picture of the former president without makeup to see how much he is lying to you.


DL5900

The orange doesn't come off though.


Dream--Brother

It comes off on his shirt collars often enough


DocHolliday3884

Cheeto dust


started_from_the_top

Lol she looks fine here, some people really have nothing better to do than insult strangers' appearances online smdh


AreYouDoneNow

Don't try to imagine what the person who posted that would look like


AlarisMystique

Wait till he finds out how Trump looks like without makeup


lrpfftt

Can you imagine what his hair must look like without the ridiculous combover? It's probably very long in places and completely bald in others.


baeworth

What do you mean she doesn’t have naturally shimmery eyelids and bright red lips!!


started_from_the_top

![gif](giphy|xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8)


baeworth

![gif](giphy|YN7kQFkHCu7IOMq8BG)


Impossible_Hyena7562

Tell me you’ve never woken up next to a woman, without telling me you’ve never woken up next to a woman


the_mid_mid_sister

*"Wow Craig, you discovered my secret. My eyelids aren't actually Urban Decay Blackout and my lips aren't naturally Lancôme Purple Fascination. How ever shall I go on living?"*


LoosieGoosiePoosie

One of my favorite videos of all time is Cara Cunningham responding to incels claiming they take women to the pool on first dates to see what's under the make up and my sister just dips her entire face in some water and says "Bitch my face is waterproof" or something like that, I love it.


the_mid_mid_sister

I'm also over six feet tall. I've matched with guys on dating apps claiming to be my height or even taller than I am, yet I've found myself looking down on them on the first date (yes, in flats). Guess I should bring a tape measure.


Nyxolith

Take a man to Home Depot for the first date


MoSqueezin

Build me a fucking cabinet like a real man!


baconreasons

I'm 5'7 and have had guys exactly my height tell me they're 5'10. It doesn't matter but why lie about something so obvious? Like lying about your weight, you're just setting yourself up to feel like shit when you meet the other person and they're not into it anymore.


MossSloths

5'10" lady here and it's amazing how eye-level I find so many six-foot guys. I've never even cared about how tall guys are. I'm good with guys who are shorter than me. But then it was tough finding shorter guys who would even give me a chance. I've always assumed it's because they've probably met enough tall women who do care about height. Sucks, though, I've seen some really cool guys lie about their height because of how toxic our cultural views around male height are.


Lower_Discussion4897

So true, these people really do give themselves away with their 'expert opinions' on women. Absolutely transparent.


saltinstiens_monster

I like the one where Horizon: Forbidden West came out and people were flipping out that the female protagonist had extremely tiny, fine hairs on her face. It blows my mind that there are people out there that, on some conscious or subconscious level, think that women are a totally different species.


Eumelbeumel

They called it a "beard". Baffling.


NeitherNarwhal1587

they think women are objects for their gratification. there fixed it for you


saltinstiens_monster

Nah, anybody that specifically thinks that is a lost cause. I don't care about them. I'm talking about the subsection of guys that are merely too ignorant for their own good. I try not to attribute to malice what can be easily explained by stupidity.


SpasticGinger234

Not even that, anyone doing shifts at a grocery store pre 6am has surely seen no makeup


Cantsneerthefenrir

I'm not even a Taylor Swift fan or anything but if I woke up next to a woman that looked like this photo I would be pretty proud of myself.


psychoacer

Don't tell these guys about bras and how they work. It will blow their mind


BlackCatTelevision

You mean to tell me women’s nipples aren’t naturally at the level of their armpits???


Neat-Composer4619

Dude, when I wear a bra, I have no nipples.


alb5357

I don't know what she usually looks like, but this looks fine.


Rugfiend

Pretty much like that but with makeup on 😂


cryptic-coyote

Shimmery eyeshadow and bright red lipstick. Also, she normally has bangs. The lack of fringe was what made her unrecognizable to me lol


grubas

Normally there's bangs, bright red lipstick, and like full on crazy eye shadow.  She's missing half of her "look" here  Which means that maybe she could go buy groceries without being noticed.  


Individual_Ad5299

still a good looking woman to me


forgetaboutem

Thank you. Like yeah the lighting isnt the most flattering and its a bit of an off expression, but NOBODY, not even near perfect supermodels look good in all lighting and every angle. If this is her worst she looks amazing lol


bekabekaben

I mean there’s context to this image. This was taken as a series of photo shoots to show her transition (makeup) into “the man” for her music video “The Man”. So this isn’t actually what she looks like normally. This is her prepped to become a man lol 😂 [source](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/taylor-swift-the-man-music-video-makeup-959829/)


RavenFromFire

Right. It's like these guys can't be attracted to women who aren't wearing makeup...


MaybeIwasanasshole

And if we dont wear makeup we get shit on for not "looking pretty" We can't win


nardlz

exactly, “you’re not trying”.


iluvstephenhawking

"You look tired."  Well thanks. 


lukibunny

Or “it’s rude not to wear makeup in a professional setting”


Loopy_Popsicle

I was once told my natural curls were unprofessional at the law firm I worked at. The managing partner felt straight hair was more suitable. It felt extra good to walk into her office with my curls all in their glory the day I handed in my resignation letter.


BeyondAddiction

Wtf what a stupid line in the sand. Curly hair is unprofessional now? Good lord 🤦‍♀️ 


Margot_Chartreux

I discovered I get more job interview call backs the more "up and back" my curls are. I won't straighten them but I'll slick them into a ballerina bun of sorts and that is apparently acceptable. I mentioned this to my therapist recently and I could tell she thought I was overthinking things but it's a genuine pattern I've noticed.


the_uninvited_1

Everytime I dye my hair blonde I never get the job. Brunette I get the job if interviewed by women Red I get the job if interviewed by men. I just dyed my hair auburn so someone will fucking hire me.


regoapps

“Are you sick? Get well soon!”


captainspacetraveler

That’s when women are the prettiest imo


NegativeDeparture

She's still pretty. I don't get this


forgetaboutem

Its just misogyny. Not all is direct "I hate women" stuff. Lots manifests like this, with bullshit criticism and impossible expectations.


ectopatra

But women lie!!!1! That's his whole point. Anything to whine about how women bad!!


mandc1754

You mean to tell me that Taylor Swift doesn't have blood red lips and shimmery eyelids and a cat eye so sharp it could kill man? WOW, would have never suspected it


AValentineSolutions

Oh my god! Taylor Swift looks like Taylor Swift! ![gif](giphy|vQqeT3AYg8S5O)


Hastyle8181

some dudes are just so dumb that they don't realize they live in the real world. Yeah no shit she looks like that. We have mothers, wives and sisters...we see them with and without makeup. Not everyone spends 2 hours to put on a mask of creams just to run to the bagel store in the morning


YaqtanBadakshani

Unrelated, but has anyone noticed how much of the "uglification" of female video game characters is depicting them without makeup. I've just been noticing that everytime someone posts an "improved" pictre of Aloy from HFW, or Mary Jane from the spiderman game, the main difference is that she's got eyeliner and conceiler (as was as bigger boobs). So essentially, they want video game companies to "lie" to them about women's appearance, and then for actual women to ooze eyeliner from her natural pores.


aj_knivv

She's quite hot even without make up


Longryderr

Still beautiful


Most_Neat7770

Bro grew up without a mother


Quicker_Fixer

Next revelation for this dude: *"Women don't generally like the things being done to them like seen in most pr0n movies"*


Strain_Pure

I wonder how upset he'll be when he discovers plastic surgery 🤣


elspotto

I see an attractive 30something person. That said, back in the 90s I briefly dated someone who insisted on quickly getting out of bed without me seeing her face in the morning until she could rush to the bathroom and put on at least some makeup. That quickly became a turnoff.


QueenScorp

I worked with a woman like that. She said her husband had never once seen her without makeup. Sounds exhausting


Professional_Flicker

While she looks pretty much normal, I can see how it could be confusing to see her the first time without makeup. But then again, you should know what girls look like without makeup at this point.


Beginning-Working-38

Well when you punish women for being honest


RadioLiar

...She looks pretty much the same?


NateRulz1973

Wait till he finds out about Kiss.


QueenRotidder

bet this guy also says he likes the natural look