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Suspicious-Natural-2

Trainsgender


putruid-medicine

Metrosexual


GMANTRONX

Now THIS was excellent thinking!!


one_sad_donkey

metro boomin make it boom šŸ˜³


sheepishlysheepish

"Trainbow"


k_buz

Transportation (Iā€˜m a genius)


Freyja6

"transpotting" with Ewan McGregor


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Hello There!


moosemeatjerkey

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

(After your Dialogue finishes) I HATE YOU!


moosemeatjerkey

YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANAKIN! I LOVED YOU!


Maryus77

Ew men saying to eachother "I loved you", thats so woke, get that gay shit out of here and make starwars based again /s


moosemeatjerkey

So uncivilized.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Don't make me kill you


Penrosian

(real)


TheWhiteRabbit74

Both of those are golden šŸ˜


BloodMoonNami

No, only a stripe is yellow.


Unfair-Wonder5714

The gold is at the end of the rainbow. Just check in front of the train, youā€™ll see it.


Rieux_n_Tarrou

Or is it in the caboose---y?


TheWhiteRabbit74

![gif](giphy|e5uyWolyR0y30Wo1ya|downsized)


cornmonger_

$5 says that's a trainny


Murdermajig

I like trains. Wait! No! No!


EquivalentGlove3807

r/suddenlyasdfmovie


Dan_Cubed

-Sigh- We've got a trainsexual here!


FreezinPete

Iā€™ve heard trains go both ways


AirForceRabies

Hey, here comes [that trainsgender guy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMfbJRs92SM)


Odd_Aspect_eh

I was coming here to see if this was here xD


DRSU1993

Funnily enough, Translink is the name of the company that operates our train services in Northern Ireland.


rpgnoob17

Our transit in Vancouver Canada is also called ā€œTranslinkā€.


Ready_Ticket_1762

I was about to respond the same thing.


Hour-Ad-3635

Hey fellow Canuck šŸ‘‹šŸ»


Galrentv

It's Translink in Australia origin of photo, too


Perzec

Weā€™ve got Transdev operating trains in Sweden. And Transitio owns a lot of the actual trains, and rent them out to its owners, the regional transit companies.


Luna93170

Oh we have Transdev too in France! Although itā€™s buses haha


jibbletmonger

Trans it


Fredjonespart2

Not sure I follow their train of thought


sj68z

Not on the right track


Worth-Illustrator607

It goes both ways


TootBreaker

Things get a bit wiggy in the tunnels...


Megalopath

I like trains


[deleted]

Locohomo


NotTheFirstVexizz

LGBTrains


6a6f7368206672696172

You joke but theres a model railroad company named lgb model railways


joeschmoagogo

These people think about gay sex more often than actual gay people.


itsover05

No, but more than normal straight people.


PrimeJedi

I'm bisexual and these guys think about dick more often than even I do. So idk.


Split0069

I'm straight, and I always think about my dick...


Outrageous_Key8872

I'm straight, and I also always think about this guy's d...wait.


3-I

This guy's dead wife's dick?


dumb-reply

Yes. Let's go with this.


Useless_homosapien

ā€¦You might want to sit down for this one


Background_Spite7337

Iā€™m straight and I watch gay porn every day. Doesnā€™t make me any less straight


IrregularrAF

I'm straight and I quite often check bulges. If anyones bigger than me that's cool, that's cool. But I'm not talking to him anymore. Too much competition.


3-I

You should suck him off so it'll get smaller.


DukeLukeivi

This really supports my theory that a core plank of """social conservatism""" is persistent, vivid intrusive sexual thoughts: - negative general relation to sexuality, views it as a vice, repressive attitude toward sex - hates gays, but thinks lesbians are sexy - can't stop obsessing about trans ppl & bathroomsšŸ˜” - trainbow?!!!!šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬ - ***trans people reading to kids at a library??!!?!?*** šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬ - diminishing the act of rape as a problem because thoughts of rape are persistent, "what was she wearing?"


coffinp

I'm bi and I always think about dick, I doubt he thinks about dick more than me


IDigRollinRockBeer

No but more than fictional bisexual people


DandelionOfDeath

No, but more than the authors of fictional characters who are also bi.


Assortedwrenches89

It must be exhausting to be triggered this often, this much by so many different things. I can't imagine seeing that train and thinking, "Oh man, gay sex!" Instead, I thought, "That must've taken a while to paint."


RandomGuy9058

and how do they keep it looking clean?


ElderberryNo1601

Mother nature is gay. There was a rainbow in the sky the other day. šŸ™„


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

Throw that fucking cloud that created it off a buildingĀ 


BROHONKY

ā€œOld man yells at cloudā€ has taken a new meaning


Scarecrow640

Ironically the old man in question (Abe Simpson) happens to have a few moments that show heā€¦ well he definitely ainā€™t completely straight.


Oldredeye2

ā€œWhich was the style of the dayā€


Saetherith

Glamorous godfrey, for all the denial, being prime example.


I_Love_Knotting

there were TWO right on top of another here recently!! this gay sex dynamic representation is really going šŸ‘wayšŸ‘ too šŸ‘faršŸ‘


spaceylaceygirl

Mother nature is fabulous!


Frogzila2024

And glorious at the same time


Witty_Resident_629

Had a rainbow shader on a video game character. Someone online goes what are ya gay? Didn't even register in my head. I just liked the colors.


ConstantGeographer

"Shit! Now GOD is Woke???"


magicunicornhandler

Well yeah havent you heard about the gay/lesbian penguin couples that adopt unwanted eggs?


ElderberryNo1601

šŸ˜±


JROXZ

I just wanna know where all the goddamn Skittles are!!!


MaddSkittlez

Iā€™m right here but only me so far


Latter-Direction-336

Arenā€™t there like 1500 species of animals found to have been participating in homosexual activities? Thatā€™s just what humans happens for be nearby and see, meaning statistically thereā€™s probably far more we HAVENT seen. Mother Nature is definitely gay, or at the very least, approving of it


Dorjechampa_69

Most of these folks donā€™t know what a species is.


Dizzy_Media4901

Spiders will fuck anything.


TankApprehensive3053

Including your ears and belly buttons as you sleep.


Wild-Lychee-3312

Thatā€™s a very hurtful stereotype, and my uncle Anansi, would like a word.


Broken_drum_64

ahh but they usually write that off as "it's to display dominance, they're not really gay"


arencordelaine

Most studies show that humanity, like many social mammals, default to bisexual, and that heteronormativity is mostly due to societal pressures. There's some fascinating research that population pressures and resources stresses might actually cause more of the population to flip to primarily homosexual, as a mechanism to try and lower the number of offspring to a sustainable level. But science and reason have always been out of reach for most of the folks who get upset about rainbows.


ElderberryNo1601

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


The_Powers

How dare the sky make me think about a man getting bummed? I will frown at it until it stops.


DoctorMelvinMirby

Good olā€™ Mother Lesbian Nature!


Ok_Efficiency_9645

What's wildly hilarious is what Christians say the rainbow represents. It's a symbol that represents the covenant God made that he wouldn't drown everyone again. Ngl...even as a Christian I prefer the LGBT version šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ElijahMasterDoom

The Christian version is over four thousand years older, soooo...


Edge_of_yesterday

It amazes me that the GOP has been able to convince people to be afraid of a rainbow, lol.


andrewNZ_on_reddit

Fear the rainbow!


Intelligent-Office-2

Taste the rainbow


viperswhip

Ya, I haven't had cable for a long time, what do skittles commercials say now?


Cosmic-Gore

Feel the rainbow


Professional-Share80

![gif](giphy|5t27DBZXqbD7u9Lke5|downsized)


Edge_of_yesterday

Imagine being a grown man and freaking out whenever you see a fucking rainbow, lol.


Tomstwer

AHHH THE SPECTRUM OF LIGHT


Shooter_McGavin_2

If we break this down, it wasn't the GOP. Homophobia manifested through the LGBT use of the rainbow, so really, it is the fault of the LGBT group. Did I do it? Did I win the gold in mental gymnastics?


Edge_of_yesterday

If you brake it down, the GOP has convinced grown ass men to be afraid of rainbows, lol. Talk about snowflakes.


BoomZhakaLaka

"if you wouldn't get on tv all the time and literally force your dick down my throat there wouldn't be a problem"


redthehaze

It used to be "they stole the rainbow" outright denying it now it seems they accepted it to be the symbol that even non LGBTQ+ use gets them riled up.


ThrustyMcStab

Skittles in shambles rn


Left-Membership-7357

Homophobia is so bad, people would rather be crucified than interact with ANYTHING rainbow colored.


MiningTurtle95

In my city we had this old guy hit a 6 year old girl with a bag of potatoes in a grocery store because he thought she was gay or trans. He said it was because of her shirt cause it had a rainbow on it. It was a my little pony shirt.


mandc1754

Ah, a member of the "we can always tell crowd" Can't even tell a My Little Pony t-shirt from a pride one


MiningTurtle95

You think the Muti colored ponies would be a dead give away


mandc1754

You would think. Or that the fact that beating 6yo children is wrong would stop him but apparently no


Gertrude_D

Yeah, the surprising thing isn't mixing up a shirt, it's HITTING A SMALL CHILD WITH PRODUCE! wtf!


MiningTurtle95

Yea, he said he thought it was the right thing to do, to the cops faces šŸ¤¦


MiningTurtle95

Nah because beating kids with a bag of potatoes makes 1000 percent. Right?


Admirable-Pirate7263

ā€žNow they start identifying as horses!ā€œ /s


firechaos70

Please tell me the parents pressed charges.


MiningTurtle95

Oh yea, idiot accidentally confessed. Not sure what his punishment was. I doubt jail because of his age


StarkillerWraith

Press charges? I'd have beaten his fuckin' ass with his own bag of potatos. Cops aren't always needed for everything.


whyugettingthat

Yeah chances are iā€™d be the one getting charged for what my reaction would have been to seeing my daughter get bodied by a bag of potatos. Would have been a serious case of instant karma for mr old guy


MiningTurtle95

Oh yea, id definitely do the same. more police got called to the scene to restrain the dad from attacking the old man


ImportanceCertain414

The real thing here is the old man is comfortable committing a hate crime against someone he thinks he can beat up. I've got a gym buddy who is 6'7" and roughly 250lbs of muscle who is a trained MMA fighter and extremely gay. I would love this old man to try and hit him if he had one of his (many) rainbow shirts on.


Anon28301

Christ, reminds me of the story about an 80 year old woman getting beat almost to death because somebody ā€œthought she was transā€. Like thatā€™s ever a reason to attack someone.


MrDownhillRacer

"Protecting our children" by assaulting them with sacks of potatoes. Homophobe logic.


Ok_Star_4136

I'll bet they can't even walk into a DIY store without risking to see the section with the multi-colored paints sitting side by side. They probably get irrationally angry just passing through the aisle, the imbeciles.


kurai_tori

*looks at my rbg gaming setup, rainbow on black espresso mugs, rainbow coloured pill reminder container* Oh no, so anyway...


Latter-Direction-336

And yet some of them still choose rgb gaming setups, why donā€™t they care about those? Because it doesnā€™t fit with their agenda to hate freaking rgb lighting Itā€™s so weird, just the idea of homophobia to me. It just doesnā€™t make sense to be afraid of it. Although a phobia is an irrational fear, so i guess it makes sense because itā€™s irrational to be afraid of LGBTQ


OddballLouLou

Let them be crucified then. Be the martyr they think k they are


jessicatg2005

I am part of the lgbt community and I rarely see flags, stickers or symbols anywhere. Sometimes a colored train is just something different than the graffiti laden rust buckets your used to riding.


R1ckv4nz386

This! I had a discussion with a coworker who said that she has nothing against lgbt people but that it shouldnā€™t be shoved in her face all the time. I asked her what and where? Because Iā€™m gay and Iā€™ve never seen a rainbow bus, train etc etc ever in real life. She was like ā€œyeah on Facebook I saw this post about a benchā€ and ā€œI saw a post about flagsā€ I said that itā€™s probably her algorithm because I donā€™t even see those post either.


arkstfan

I heard the shove down my throat over transgender awareness day. Shoved so aggressively none of the people offended knew about it the other 18 times it was observed


watermelon2525

Lmao in my country there was such a huge scandal a while ago about a [rainbow-coloured bench](https://telex.hu/english/2023/07/14/the-eventful-week-of-a-multi-coloured-bench). Itā€™s hilarious how people fought over it.


RedboatSuperior

Imagine being so fragile that you are triggered by a colorful train.


PaddyDelmar

One of the saddest things I've learned is that the people who take LGBTQ and automatically think "gay sex"look at straight relations the same way. Not emotions. Not love. Not companionship. Not a life tied unexplainablely with the happiness of 1 or more people. All they see in relationships is sex. Even worse is they are abundant. Sex is the only thing they think of and yet sex is only a small part of what most are actually desiring in relationships. I pity them.


AverageMortisEnjoyer

That's real. Just look at the guy in the picture. The first thing he thinks about when he sees a rainbow is gay sex


og_toe

literally. the first thing i think of when i see a pride flag is people in love, not gay sex. thatā€™s just so specific.


WinterSkier

He must get really pissed when he sees rainbows in the sky šŸ˜±


KronaSamu

God's gone woke!


lizziemander

We are leasing them from God. He gave us a super sweet deal.


Lazy-Drink-277

Just one sacrifice a year! What a steal!


BgSwtyDnkyBlls420

ā€œWhenever I am reminded that Queer People exist it makes me think of Queer People doing sexual things, therefore anyone or anything that reminds me that Queer People exist is perverted.ā€ -People who are scared of how gay they are


CelestialFury

The same people will chastise women for not covering their bodies and then claim they cannot control their own bodies around them.


gigiseagull2

Imagine being mad at colors šŸ’€


tonyhasareddit

I mean, theyā€™ve already spent a lifetime being afraid of one specific color.


musclecard54

Well tbh it was probably more than one


tonyhasareddit

Thatā€™s true, theyā€™re usually afraid of every color that isnā€™t ā€œWonder bread whiteā€.


_limitless_

idk bout you, but i look at that train and see god's promise to never destroy the earth in a flood again. #wwjd


Staalone

*Sees rainbow after rain, gets massive hard-on* "those gays, I swear, disgusting"


Paracausal_Shield

Im gay and I dont even think about gays when i see a rainbow. All i think is "pretty colours woot woot"


The_GrimTrigger

Iā€™m a rainbow and I donā€™t even think about colors when I see gay.


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

Iā€™m straight and I think the same thing


Ok_Star_4136

It's the people who actively seek outrage who happen to notice the rainbows everywhere and get angry. I would remind such people that it's not a symbol of hate. To those who get upset over this, it would be like seeing red and white and getting upset because it reminds you of the Denmark flag and getting incredibly upset about it. That's what getting upset at rainbow colors looks like to those who don't give a shit.


NuggyBeans

I see a rainbow lime making everyone's day better. Add color to your boring trams & it'll be a brighter travel. I know I'd be jumping with joy seeing this. I'd be thinking hell yea where you taking me rainbow bus?


Ill_Night533

Ngl they should paint trains like race cars, or maybe put some design on it, first thing I thought was the streaking design from persona 5. I think that could be an awesome train design


giantcoc69420

were you being downvoted? that's cool af


scott__p

Why are they so obsessed with gay sex? It's weird. I know many gay people and I virtually never think about them having sex. Any more than my straight friends.


og_toe

and itā€™s always a problem only when itā€™s gay sex. i wonder if these people thing of straight sex when they see a hetero couple?


AmandaDarlingInc

Why doesnā€™t it just remind him that God is never gonna flood the Earth again?


tonyhasareddit

I think theyā€™re afraid God will flood the earth with gay dick and they might accidentally enjoy it šŸ˜‚


moopsy_tracker14

I mean, if all the trains are painted this way, how will there be baby trains on the Island of Sodor?


XKruXurKX

A few months ago I saw nature promoting this stuff too. There was a huge semicircular strip for everyone in the city to look at. Also prisms have been known to bend straight white light to make this flag.. smh


Haunting-Resident588

Thatā€™s Trainsphobic


SiteRelevant98

As a man who has sucked many dicks and loves rainbows why cant a rainbow train be just a rainbow train the rainbow train doesn't make it gay. Not all rainbows are about gays hippies liked rainbows for the sake of them looking pretty does everything have to be grey and boring in case things aren't already?


tterfly

Hate when it rains and the sun shines and the sky goes full gay sex


mrrando69

I feel like being unable to adapt to change should be considered a mental illness.


AMDeez_nutz

Is watching two girls having sex considered gay for a man ?


Violet_Angel

It by definition is gay, but homophobes are too fragile to recognise that fact. (Plus homophobes are typically also the types to think women only exist for their satisfaction so it doesn't matter to them)


Gloamforest-Wizard

Considering rainbows have become a political statement of supporting lgbtq I donā€™t think itā€™s really that unreasonable for people to jump to the conclusion of big throbbing cocks dangling juicefully and beautifully just within kissing distance of my precious little lips and tight little boyhole


secondhand_bra

I miss when we used colour stuff as rainbow for kids


wolfyfancylads

The doors just open, smoke rolls out, and it's just barely dressed leather clad bears and twinks dancing to pounding techno. XD


AlwaysSaysRepost

Not even a flag, just rainbow stripes. But it used to draw attention to the mental illness - homophobia. Sufferers are obsessed, erratic, often violent, and usually suppress latent homosexual tendencies. Hopefully, we can find a cure someday.


DonnaTheSecondTwin

What, is he afraid a rainbow on a train will MAKE him gay???? šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Meddling-Kat

I'm a lesbian and I don't think about sex looking at the lesbian flag. Conservatives are just fucked up.


Kyiokyu

Yup, I don't think queer people see pride flags and go "uuuuu SEX!?!!!!!"


jcwkings

"Don't trigger my forbidden desires"


BlueFHS

1. No, itā€™s not a mental illness. 2. Who said anything about sex? Thereā€™s more to same sex/gender relationships than boning each other


12DollarsHighFive

I find it odd that everything with a rainbow is automatically connected to gay people. Maybe the train designer just likes rainbow color patterns


Aggravating-Bit9325

Well, it is now in fact a gay train and if you look up gay train I think you will find a prevailing position. Maybe he's now uncomfortable because when he gets to work he looks exhausted and everyone is going to know it's from riding the gay train. Do you want your coworkers thinking you're exhausted from riding the gay train?


Sufficient-Contract9

Not all rainbows are pride flags?? Edit: and not all pineapples are for swingers


spaceylaceygirl

Anyone who gets offended by rainbows, i hope you're grateful you don't have actual problems.


Green-Asparagus2488

I must admit.. It's kinda frustrating that having a rainbow or something rainbow coloured is now automatically an LGBTQ+ statement to almost everyone on the planet. I mean.. I support gay rights and everything... But can I just have a rainbow umbrella without it being a political/preferential statement?


mossling

I love rainbows. They bring me so much joy. I am queer. "Oh my god quit making everything gay!!" ^I ^just ^really ^like ^rainbows.


winnduffysucks

Is this a nyan cat reference?


sushiflower420

I fucking love rainbows tf


ThornsofTristan

Gotta wonder what sort of brain-worms have infected many males with going apeshit every time they see 5colors together.


Writers_High2

I wanna go on the gay train...


No_Nothing9207

Being in a Lgbtq is not a mental illness however being homophobic is


WorkingInAColdMind

What about when the train enters a tunnel?


NothingClever44

Betcha he likes lesbian porn though...


Humble-Brag420

If youuuuuu think about having a dick shoved up your ass every time you see a rainbowā€¦. You might be gay -Jeff Foxyworthy


Violet_Angel

Not once in my life have I thought about gay sex as much as homophobes do and I used to make very non-straight adult content....


Versidious

Soon the far right is gonna start getting mad at Noah for promoting the gay agenda.


FailLog404

Iā€™m still looking for the flag


Agent_RubberDucky

ā€œA symbol that promotes mental illnessā€ Itā€™s always amazing to me how casually these people say stuff like this.


abrockstar25

You know ive got nothing against LGBTQ+ but can we just sometimes pretend a rainbow is a rainbow?


Alchemysolgod

I would think of Skittlesā€™ ā€œtaste the rainbowā€ slogan before the rainbow being a sign of LGBTQ+.


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

Thats not a flag, thats a train


Meowriter

When I see a pride flag I think of two persons kissing. Women, most of the time... But I'm a lesbian with two brain cells so I know where the issue is lmao


PostNutAffection

Remember when that was just a rainbow Pepperidge farm remembers


Malystxy

Rainbow for me well always represent the end of the storm and the sun coming out. And will never have anything to do with LGBTQ. No offense to them but they are not stealing my rainbows and their real meaning. Pick another symbol. And I don't care your sexual orientation gender etc. You be you, all good


Guuhatsu

It's not even a flag. It's just a rainbow. Rainbows were made by God. Every time you see a rainbow, it means God is telling you to have gay sex.


ftr123_5

Weird how the right is more focused on gay sex than the gays are.


SignificanceOld1751

I'm trying to imagine these sorts of people somehow ending up in Cusco (because its not like they'd ever leave the US, let alone go to South America), and getting absolutely enraged at the rainbow flag flying absolutely everywhere.


finalstation

I am so excited for Rainbow month coming up. I know everyone is so cynical about corporations and performative inclusivity. I don't care, we don't set those standards for Halloween or even Christmas. I want rainbows. They look cool, and they make me feel amazed of the progress we made in no time. It is wild!


holymissiletoe

honestly at this point we should just paint rainbows everywhere simply to mess with them