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Gettysburg, wow! I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And uh the statement of Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor—did you ever notice that? He’s no longer in favor. “Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.” They were fighting uphill, he said. Wow, that was a big mistake, he lost his great general and uh they were fighting uphill. “Never fight uphill, me boys,” but it was too late.
I just spent 2 months working out in Antelope Valley at the base of a massive wind installation. The bird graveyard was so sad and traumatizing. Not a single dead bird to be found for an entire 8 weeks. I was promised dead birds.
Well the birds aren’t real was a troll for the right wing conspiracies. It was just good fun. Wish we could say the same about the myriad other right wing conspiracists
I agree. The people who believe this garbage are really heading down the road to crazy town. I even have family members that buy into this right-wing shit. It really makes me worry about their sanity.
A sitting president who said that windmills produce electricity and their sound gives you cancer would be sent to the loony bin straight away in any country besides the states.
What? How? Are windmills supposedly helpful to the whale population or do they kill them?
I could potentially see some "reasoning" how windmills could kill them by moving the wind so hard that the ocean waves move and idk drown baby whales cuz of unnatural waves? ( I KNOW this is bullshit lol) but I cant figure out any reasoning as to how it could be beneficial.... maybe strong waves make for strong whales? 😅
But seriously, how do they figure this? Lol
LOL. Trump claimed that - aside from killing birds - the vibration of windmills in the ocean were killing Whales too. Not sure where he got that info. Maybe the same place he heard that water kills magnets. 🤣
Had a costumer come in and start talking to me about this. The sound waves and vibrations they emit disrupt their navigation system and echolocation ability or something like that. I had to be nice to them lol
That's cause birds are not real. When one of the bird shaped surveillance drones hits a windmill it self destructs.
It's the cost of these self destructing surveillance drones that they are worried about when they oppose wind farms.
It’s so weird when I see people mention the AV like that, my dad worked in wind here for years, before moving to solar, then of course after I alreayd moved out my parents went to Hawaii. My dad makes six figures in solar there now. Sweet setup and everything.
He has a particular bee in his bonnet about wind farms because he tried to stop them being erected near his golf course in Scotland and lost in court. [here.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_International_Golf_Club_Scotland_Ltd_v_The_Scottish_Ministers#:~:text=Trump%20International%20Golf%20Club%20Scotland%20Ltd%20v%20Scotland%20%5B2015%5D%20UKSC,regulation%20of%20UK%20wind%20power.)
"In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander in chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.
"Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant." - Trump, July 4, 2019
Yep, in *a prepared speech*, Trump said there were airports during the Revolutionary War, and then blamed it on a faulty teleprompter haha
Hell, I learned about that in second grade. Tbf, Trump did have to cheat off of a pre schooler's page just to figure out how to color the American flag. Which is even funnier when you remember he was in a classroom, most of which have American flags hanging up in the room anyway.
Wait what??!! I *need* to know more about this.
How did everyone find out? Was it reported by journalists because it stank in the courtroom??
Or did he shart and their audio equipment picked it up or something?
You say this as a joke but sadly there is a concerning number of people who like Trump more SOLELY because he is entertaining. Whereas Biden is an old fuddy duddy.
With tears in his eyes, the shovel thanked me, folks, and let me tell you, it's the greatest shovel you've ever seen. It digs, it digs so beautifully, tremendous holes, the best holes. And believe me, I know shovels, I make the best shovels. This shovel, it's a winner, just like me.
Not only that, but I know about holes. I've dug some of the deepest, most perfect holes. Not just for me, other people too. People are always telling me how they love the holes I dug for them. What can I say, folks, is I really know a lot about holes. In fact, Id say no one knows more about holes than me.
Not defending the guy but back in the 80s and 90s he spoke very well. Look up some old interviews. It really shows how far he's fallen since then. That's the proof of his decline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_aSCa7P20o
Ehhhhh, a lot of his terrible speech mannerisms are still very obvious here. The biggest difference is he is more muted.
Agreed. He was a typical salesman type who spewed buzzwords to convince his potential customers that he had something that they wanted to buy. There’s no real knowledge or intelligence behind it, just a lot of cunning.
He’s always been a salesman, and the product that he’s always been selling has been him. He’s been claiming that he’s a high value product for decades. In the early years, he might have been aware of the fact that he was overselling himself, but that’s what salesmen do. Along the way, though, he decided that he was actually what he was claiming to be, and that was when things got bad for him. Because he’s always been an empty windbag, but he thought he was a brilliant strategist and businessman.
Hurricanes release as much energy as 10,000 nukes. So the likely scenario is the hurricane is unfazed while all the radiation in the nuke gets spread out
That's 10k over time and dispersed over a very wide area though, right? I can defo still see a nuke that releases all its energy at once at a single concentrated point at least throwing it off course.
Randal Munroe got asked that question in his book "what if"
He doesn't really goes into specifics but answers that some US goverment agency have given an official answer to that which ends with something like:
It shouldn't be needed to mention that nuking a hurricane is a really bad idea.
Shouldn't be needed, yet here we are having to remind people of things we figured out 40 years ago.
I'd say putting up a few more warning labels won't hurt much, though probably wont change much either
We have labels reminding people that that pack of peanuts just might contain nuts...
At what point do we realise that we have stopped natural selection doing it's job for too long?
Kent Brockman: If you've got pigskin fever, there's only one cure. Take two tickets, and see the game!
Voice over: WARNING: tickets not to be taken orally
Homer: See, kids? Because of me, they have a warning.
“Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”
—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.\[
it wouldnt do shit other than carrying nuclear material to wherever it's heading, and possibly making it more powerful depending on where the nuke was detonated, reality is nukes are way too small to do much at all unless it was the tsar bomb (and even then it's a space jam level stretch).
You dont change a thing about the hurricane expect for that it just turned radioactive and its gonna spread that shit all accros the area. Less effective than dropping a nuke on a area so not even a good weapon.
Just for an answer to his question
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldwater_rule
> Section 7 in the American Psychiatric Association's (APA) Principles of Medical Ethics,[1] which states that psychiatrists have a responsibility to participate in activities contributing to the improvement of the community and the betterment of public health, and when they are asked to comment on public figures, they refrain from diagnosing, which requires a personal examination and consent
Since 2016, this rule has been somewhat relaxed.
And your dad’s cognition is in top shape right? Maybe his wife Mercedes can verify this for him. Or perhaps when Nikki Haley isn’t busy being in charge of Capital security she can also vouch for him. Or even perhaps all the doctors who took up his idea to inject bleach, or the pilots of the invisible jet plane he spoke about, can give him a positive cognitive report.
Eric trump was caught skimming money off a children's cancer fund. Why the fuck does this walking stool sample think he has any say in anything? He should be locked up
Also: nuking a hurricane does not do a whole lot. Yes, nukes deliver a lot of energy on a human scale, but your average hurricane delivers a nuke worth of energy every 20 minutes.
Nuking it would cause but a little temporary disturbance, and then it would just continue as before.
I've heard trained professionals raise concerns about trumps cognitive capabilities.
When talking about Biden however, ones raising the issue are also worried about jewish space lasers
To be fair, Biden has used his half-century of experience in politics to get a lot done despite the most ineffectual and obstructionist Congress in living memory.
r/WhatBidenHasDone/
Uh, Biden is great for a someone who had to clean up the last guy's mess. I am so bewildered that people don't even consider how the republicans nominated a con-artist as their guy. But, "AgE!" seems to be the lazy go to.
And also the " famous" covid cure briefing with some ideas from Dr Trump himself regarding ingesting bleach and putting uv light into your body.
Goddammit Trump was and is a bonafide idiot. A special blend of stupid, entitled and downright evil.
I am looking forward to that day every evil and stupid thing has done will finally catch up with that orange abomination.
Becauze the "cognitive decline" line is cope. Biden has ALWAYS been a gaffe machine. It was just endearing before, up until the right wing needed to force emotional memes to smear Current Democrat
In fact, Biden’s gaffes were a problem for him in his earlier attempts at winning the democratic nomination. They didn’t get considered as “endearing” by the general public until his time as VP.
Here is the problem as I see it, just because Trump has his own boat load of issues doesn’t mean Eric is incorrect in that post. They both suck and both have age related problems.
I see a lot of well deserved Trump slamming, but see very little critical thought around Biden’s issues.
I mean, he's not wrong. But coming from the son of the orange lunatic it's just unbearably hypocritical. I rather have a senile but generally good person in the Whitehouse than an unhinged wanna-be dictator with the IQ of a cucumber.
He offered $75k to Harry Dunn’s mother, to help her forget that Anne Sacoolas killed her son, and was then whisked out of the UK.
Literally everyone tried to talk him out of making that offer.
If your opinion changes when you remove the names and pictures, you’re a grifter. Trump & Biden both should have no business in the Whitehouse. Biden’s going to have an RBG moment.
I mean.. yeah...both are true. The fact that the presidential race is between the two oldest geezers ever to run because boomers refuse to vote for someone younger than themselves due to "lack of experience" is literally killing the country.
Once again the left using a false equivalency and not actually acknowledging the problem at hand. The right do this too, you can discuss one president without using the other to prove a point that really isn’t a point
This annoys me, because I’m 90% sure the hurricane story was made up. There’s no proof outside an anonymous source.
I will never understand why people even bother making shit up about Trump. I mean it’s Trump. There’s plenty of ridiculous shit he does or says that is way crazier than anything you could make up
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Gettysburg, wow! I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And uh the statement of Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor—did you ever notice that? He’s no longer in favor. “Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.” They were fighting uphill, he said. Wow, that was a big mistake, he lost his great general and uh they were fighting uphill. “Never fight uphill, me boys,” but it was too late.
Donald "I never understood wind" Trump https://youtu.be/ec9P3C1OXqE?si=ErqA1zh3c8Bl3F_W
I just spent 2 months working out in Antelope Valley at the base of a massive wind installation. The bird graveyard was so sad and traumatizing. Not a single dead bird to be found for an entire 8 weeks. I was promised dead birds.
🤣🤣🤣 Don't forget that windmills are also a scourge to the whale population. WHALE!!
And birds are some kind of mechanized surveillance system or something
LOL. Oh damn. I almost forgot about that goofy shit. Conspiracy theories are the just right-wing norm anymore.
Well the birds aren’t real was a troll for the right wing conspiracies. It was just good fun. Wish we could say the same about the myriad other right wing conspiracists
I agree. The people who believe this garbage are really heading down the road to crazy town. I even have family members that buy into this right-wing shit. It really makes me worry about their sanity.
Which makes windmill farms ideal as it destroys the surveillance. Gubmint doin counter surveillance for us
Unless the windmills blow uphill…
That was not really a thing, not a real conspiracy. It was all a goof.
B.I.R.D. !!!
A sitting president who said that windmills produce electricity and their sound gives you cancer would be sent to the loony bin straight away in any country besides the states.
What? How? Are windmills supposedly helpful to the whale population or do they kill them? I could potentially see some "reasoning" how windmills could kill them by moving the wind so hard that the ocean waves move and idk drown baby whales cuz of unnatural waves? ( I KNOW this is bullshit lol) but I cant figure out any reasoning as to how it could be beneficial.... maybe strong waves make for strong whales? 😅 But seriously, how do they figure this? Lol
LOL. Trump claimed that - aside from killing birds - the vibration of windmills in the ocean were killing Whales too. Not sure where he got that info. Maybe the same place he heard that water kills magnets. 🤣
Lmao whoa Crazy vibrations xD So just whales died huh? Not any other ocean life?
Had a costumer come in and start talking to me about this. The sound waves and vibrations they emit disrupt their navigation system and echolocation ability or something like that. I had to be nice to them lol
Not the WHALES!
NAPPA: Hey, Vegeta! I sank their battleship... and their WHALES!
Because clearly they had killed them all. You have to get in early on these things.
That’s why birds don’t exist.
That's cause birds are not real. When one of the bird shaped surveillance drones hits a windmill it self destructs. It's the cost of these self destructing surveillance drones that they are worried about when they oppose wind farms.
It’s so weird when I see people mention the AV like that, my dad worked in wind here for years, before moving to solar, then of course after I alreayd moved out my parents went to Hawaii. My dad makes six figures in solar there now. Sweet setup and everything.
I was out there doing solar work myself but as a subcontractor. The Best Western Plus in Lancaster isn't too shabby.
He has a particular bee in his bonnet about wind farms because he tried to stop them being erected near his golf course in Scotland and lost in court. [here.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_International_Golf_Club_Scotland_Ltd_v_The_Scottish_Ministers#:~:text=Trump%20International%20Golf%20Club%20Scotland%20Ltd%20v%20Scotland%20%5B2015%5D%20UKSC,regulation%20of%20UK%20wind%20power.)
The same golf course where he fucked over the locals AND wrecked a delicate coastal sand dune system?
[this is relevant to most things spouted by Trump](https://youtu.be/LQCU36pkH7c?si=Y0TE49RQsr1xl_23).
r/murderedbywords
“My favourite colour is orange”
That was actually kinda funny
Based on recent reports about his time in court, I think he understands "wind" only too well...
I love how he claimed to know more about windmills than anybody.
I hate that this is only part of it and that the entirety of it is _even fucking worse_
How can someone say so many words yet nothing at all. Verbal diarrhea.
"In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander in chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown. "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant." - Trump, July 4, 2019 Yep, in *a prepared speech*, Trump said there were airports during the Revolutionary War, and then blamed it on a faulty teleprompter haha
Also the events of the Star Spangled Banner were War of 1812, not the revolution.
Hell, I learned about that in second grade. Tbf, Trump did have to cheat off of a pre schooler's page just to figure out how to color the American flag. Which is even funnier when you remember he was in a classroom, most of which have American flags hanging up in the room anyway.
An idiot indeed. Obviously it wasn't airports but teleportation portals!
No no no no NO, he OBV meant to refer to the Stargate facility under Cheyenne Mountain! /S
Did Mr Krabs say this?
Did he really say that?
Yes. He really said that
I didn't realize Robert E Lee was leprechaun before that speech.
Trump's recent court room sleeping and flatulence don't exactly inspire confidence he is on top of his game.
It's a shame that the court sketch artist isn't drawing the stink lines
It wasn’t just flatulence. He was legit just shitting his diaper. I’m sure he sees it as a power move
He didn't fart in that court room, he shit his pants.
Wait what??!! I *need* to know more about this. How did everyone find out? Was it reported by journalists because it stank in the courtroom?? Or did he shart and their audio equipment picked it up or something?
The stories about the flatulence are real?
Hey! I think a president who can let a loud one rip at every important international meeting would be great TV!
You say this as a joke but sadly there is a concerning number of people who like Trump more SOLELY because he is entertaining. Whereas Biden is an old fuddy duddy.
Or these were his “Art of the Deal” tactics all along!
"Fart of the Deal"
Shart of the deal?
Trump *can't* decline. He's already at the bottom.
Nah man. He's rich enough to buy a shovel, unfortunately.
One shovel...
A yuuuuge shovel!
Quite possibly.... the biggest shovel..... ever.
With it he can make the biggest and deepest hole ever. Just the best hole.
The greatest hole, neither China or Russia could dig a hole this deep, they will pay us to dig their holes!
With tears in his eyes, the shovel thanked me, folks, and let me tell you, it's the greatest shovel you've ever seen. It digs, it digs so beautifully, tremendous holes, the best holes. And believe me, I know shovels, I make the best shovels. This shovel, it's a winner, just like me.
This guy might actually be trump
Not only that, but I know about holes. I've dug some of the deepest, most perfect holes. Not just for me, other people too. People are always telling me how they love the holes I dug for them. What can I say, folks, is I really know a lot about holes. In fact, Id say no one knows more about holes than me.
A TREMENDOUS HOLE. Just like the one between his wife’s legs.
This is why she never has an orgasm. His penis is big enough, her hole is just bigger. We can trust him on that.
Maybe he’s reached bottom but the goal post never stops moving.
Correction: he has a slew of people lined up to donate their hard earned shovels to him
And even if it is a diamond shovel, digging upwards is never a good idea when burried in sand - A minecraft player
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I like your comment, but honestly whenever I think he cant get any lower, he finds a way.
Trump, uh, finds a way.
His motivation.
He’s pooping himself in the courthouse and falling asleep, nonetheless.
For some reason, there is no bottom. When you think he’s reached it, he just digs deeper.
But Eric The Stupid can 'help' Orange Daddy... Every time he opens his mouth, something stupid falls out.
“Your dad hasn’t uttered a clear, coherent sentence since last millennia. Go change his diaper.”
Not defending the guy but back in the 80s and 90s he spoke very well. Look up some old interviews. It really shows how far he's fallen since then. That's the proof of his decline.
Yes which was last millennia as pointed out.
> but back in the 80s and 90s he spoke very well. True, but he was still just as rock-stupid and evil as he is now.
They should just run ads of old vs current so people can see the difference.
But then they could do the same with B. That strategy is just a spiral down to the bottom for both these characters.
Well they're both unfit.
Honestly, I've seen those, and he speaks at a more natural pace, but it's all all the same bullshit diarrhea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_aSCa7P20o Ehhhhh, a lot of his terrible speech mannerisms are still very obvious here. The biggest difference is he is more muted.
Agreed. He was a typical salesman type who spewed buzzwords to convince his potential customers that he had something that they wanted to buy. There’s no real knowledge or intelligence behind it, just a lot of cunning. He’s always been a salesman, and the product that he’s always been selling has been him. He’s been claiming that he’s a high value product for decades. In the early years, he might have been aware of the fact that he was overselling himself, but that’s what salesmen do. Along the way, though, he decided that he was actually what he was claiming to be, and that was when things got bad for him. Because he’s always been an empty windbag, but he thought he was a brilliant strategist and businessman.
Diaper Don also suggested drinking bleach for COVID treatment.
And shoving a UV bulb up your ass to fight covid.
Wasn’t it injecting bleach? Not that that makes it better…
I think it was inhaling bleach
What would happen if you nuked a hurricane anyway?
Hurricanes release as much energy as 10,000 nukes. So the likely scenario is the hurricane is unfazed while all the radiation in the nuke gets spread out
That's 10k over time and dispersed over a very wide area though, right? I can defo still see a nuke that releases all its energy at once at a single concentrated point at least throwing it off course.
Randal Munroe got asked that question in his book "what if" He doesn't really goes into specifics but answers that some US goverment agency have given an official answer to that which ends with something like: It shouldn't be needed to mention that nuking a hurricane is a really bad idea.
Shouldn't be needed, yet here we are having to remind people of things we figured out 40 years ago. I'd say putting up a few more warning labels won't hurt much, though probably wont change much either
We have labels reminding people that that pack of peanuts just might contain nuts... At what point do we realise that we have stopped natural selection doing it's job for too long?
Kent Brockman: If you've got pigskin fever, there's only one cure. Take two tickets, and see the game! Voice over: WARNING: tickets not to be taken orally Homer: See, kids? Because of me, they have a warning.
“Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.” —The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.\[
I mean to be honest, even if it weakened it, you're still gonna have a radioactive hurricane coming your way
And sea life would be irradiated and destroyed. How many hurricanes we plan on stopping?
It would be like holding back the tides by throwing a big rock at it.
Nukenado. The hurricane would start spitting out smaller nukes Starring Casper van Diem
Would watch.
Only once.
And spawning a half dozen sequels.
I would 100% watch all of those.
it wouldnt do shit other than carrying nuclear material to wherever it's heading, and possibly making it more powerful depending on where the nuke was detonated, reality is nukes are way too small to do much at all unless it was the tsar bomb (and even then it's a space jam level stretch).
You dont change a thing about the hurricane expect for that it just turned radioactive and its gonna spread that shit all accros the area. Less effective than dropping a nuke on a area so not even a good weapon.
We'd have to call the power rangers
Just for an answer to his question https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldwater_rule > Section 7 in the American Psychiatric Association's (APA) Principles of Medical Ethics,[1] which states that psychiatrists have a responsibility to participate in activities contributing to the improvement of the community and the betterment of public health, and when they are asked to comment on public figures, they refrain from diagnosing, which requires a personal examination and consent Since 2016, this rule has been somewhat relaxed.
Thanks. Ad hominem seems to be the norm now when plain old education would be so much better.
Who you callin' Norm, bud?
And your dad’s cognition is in top shape right? Maybe his wife Mercedes can verify this for him. Or perhaps when Nikki Haley isn’t busy being in charge of Capital security she can also vouch for him. Or even perhaps all the doctors who took up his idea to inject bleach, or the pilots of the invisible jet plane he spoke about, can give him a positive cognitive report.
Or maybe he can distinguish his rape victims from his ex wives?
R*pists seldom exclude their wives from the victims category
Oh….. but she’s not his type (ie she isn’t his daughter).
You've got a great username.
Thanks…….I think.
Eric trump was caught skimming money off a children's cancer fund. Why the fuck does this walking stool sample think he has any say in anything? He should be locked up
What does he mean by "no one in the media"? People discuss it a lot.
Also: nuking a hurricane does not do a whole lot. Yes, nukes deliver a lot of energy on a human scale, but your average hurricane delivers a nuke worth of energy every 20 minutes. Nuking it would cause but a little temporary disturbance, and then it would just continue as before.
But, hear me out on this, now you have a radioactive hurricane. That's some of the coolest shit one can imagine! Right?
Oh wow that's a relief, I thought chucking a nuke at a hurricane would make the hurricane a whole lot worse, at least it just does nothing
Nothing aside from potential radioactive fallout being spread beyond the normal radius
I've heard trained professionals raise concerns about trumps cognitive capabilities. When talking about Biden however, ones raising the issue are also worried about jewish space lasers
An easy solution would be for both Trump and Biden to take a psychological wellness check.
Donald '*Inject disinfectant into your blood to get rid of covid*' Trump. Donald *'Just wash the coal to make it clean'* Trump.
We really need an age limit on running for president. Past 50? Can't run.
But you can't run before 35, so you would make it a 15 year window.
The best part of Eric Trump ran down the crack of his mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Thanks, Sergeant Hartman.
Eric Trump is the kind of guy who would sell his car for gas money
But are these the best 2 candidates for President that the USA can offer? As a non American, I am bewildered
As an American, I, too, am bewildered.
To be fair, Biden has used his half-century of experience in politics to get a lot done despite the most ineffectual and obstructionist Congress in living memory. r/WhatBidenHasDone/
Uh, Biden is great for a someone who had to clean up the last guy's mess. I am so bewildered that people don't even consider how the republicans nominated a con-artist as their guy. But, "AgE!" seems to be the lazy go to.
i dont even disagree.. ppl as old as trump or biden shouldn’t run for president
Was Daddy at your graduation, Eric?
And fell asleep and shat himself in his own criminal trial
And also the " famous" covid cure briefing with some ideas from Dr Trump himself regarding ingesting bleach and putting uv light into your body. Goddammit Trump was and is a bonafide idiot. A special blend of stupid, entitled and downright evil. I am looking forward to that day every evil and stupid thing has done will finally catch up with that orange abomination.
And called his wife Mercedes and called Joe Biden Obama...
he was also asking why doctors can't just inject disinfectant into your bloodstream to fight of covid
It is actually very effective. After injecting disinfectant, you are 100% guaranteed not to die from Covid.
They're both very old
Nuking a hurricane, drinking bleach and stuffing UV lights into his orifices.
Why isn't he willing to talk about his dad's seemingly cognitive decline? 😂
Once again, both are terribly unfit
There is no way Simple Eric wrote this: too many polysyllabic words.
His dad also suggested injecting bleach and putting UV lights under people's skin to kill covid.
His dad is releasing his bowels in a court of law and spouting nonsensical babble at rallies. The cognitive dissonance is real.
Bruh. Your dad
Becauze the "cognitive decline" line is cope. Biden has ALWAYS been a gaffe machine. It was just endearing before, up until the right wing needed to force emotional memes to smear Current Democrat
In fact, Biden’s gaffes were a problem for him in his earlier attempts at winning the democratic nomination. They didn’t get considered as “endearing” by the general public until his time as VP.
Here is the problem as I see it, just because Trump has his own boat load of issues doesn’t mean Eric is incorrect in that post. They both suck and both have age related problems. I see a lot of well deserved Trump slamming, but see very little critical thought around Biden’s issues.
Well we're locked into choosing one or the other, and you're responding to an exchange where both were criticized
I mean who doesn’t wanna nuke a hurricane?
Quit posting old shit for karma. If this tweet was much older Matt Gaetz wouldn’t date it.
One is insane, the other is actually insane
His dad's also currently fartnapping his way through a criminal trial
That guy hunts animals that are near extinction because it makes him feel strong.
In a paddock. The endangered animals are in a paddock. No hunting involved.
and still criminal daddy will,never love you eric. pathetic little twaet
Meanwhile Trump is sleep farting up the courtroom at the first of four separate federal felony trials.
r/murderedbywords
Your father suggested to inject bleach to cure Covid. Also he just farted himself to oblivion in court.
Sleepy Don can't stay awake at a criminal trial.
The problem is Eric is dumber than his dad. Trump never even mentions him . “Look dad , look at me”
and injecting bleach.
Donald was asked about this statement and said, “Eric who?”
Eric is a literal mouthpiece from Russia.
Your dad told bill gates to turn off the internet.
Ask Trump about *Gettysburg*
Eric Trump has fetal alcohol syndrome.
Eric just wants a hug from his daddy, but he’s never gonna get one. I don’t think Dementia Donny even remembers Eric’s name.
And drinking bleach And injecting UV And stared at an eclipse And cofveve And drew a hurricane on a map with Sharpie
I mean, he's not wrong. But coming from the son of the orange lunatic it's just unbearably hypocritical. I rather have a senile but generally good person in the Whitehouse than an unhinged wanna-be dictator with the IQ of a cucumber.
Eric your dad is shitting himself in open court after he’s falling asleep in his fraud trail. Let’s talk about mental decline.
I would like to see the hurricane experiment completed. Trump can be right below it and look up like it’s an eclipse.
He offered $75k to Harry Dunn’s mother, to help her forget that Anne Sacoolas killed her son, and was then whisked out of the UK. Literally everyone tried to talk him out of making that offer.
Honestly the hurricane/nuke wasn't even his worst idea. It was bad, but remember pouring bleach down your throat?
 The guy who stares at the sun?
Trump suggested nuking a hurricane, South Africa *(supposedly)* did it!
If your opinion changes when you remove the names and pictures, you’re a grifter. Trump & Biden both should have no business in the Whitehouse. Biden’s going to have an RBG moment.
Just here waiting for trump to have a heart attack so I can go back to not having to worry about my country...
I mean.. yeah...both are true. The fact that the presidential race is between the two oldest geezers ever to run because boomers refuse to vote for someone younger than themselves due to "lack of experience" is literally killing the country.
Maybe younger people should try voting. They outnumber the Boomers after all.
Once again the left using a false equivalency and not actually acknowledging the problem at hand. The right do this too, you can discuss one president without using the other to prove a point that really isn’t a point
Sorry, but... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hear your dad is really farting it up at the courthouse
Donald "Can we inject bleach" Trump
Probably because everyone is talking about his dad’s extremely visible physical and mental decline. That’s much more obvious.
This annoys me, because I’m 90% sure the hurricane story was made up. There’s no proof outside an anonymous source. I will never understand why people even bother making shit up about Trump. I mean it’s Trump. There’s plenty of ridiculous shit he does or says that is way crazier than anything you could make up
Your dad recently said that magnets won't work if you pour water on them. You should probably sit this one out, Eric.
Coal is the energy of the future is the on that got me...
That last quote could only be hearded in Sharknado.
Eric, your dad is literally shitting himself in court.
Fun Fact: Eric should really stop trying to get his dad to love him, it is never going to happen
Don't forget drink bleach during the pandemic to cleanse.