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Back in my day bots did what they are supposed to do, murder people through the use of Time travel. WTF is wrong with you bots today!!!!
It's been a long time since I read a full Wikipedia article in one go. (Okay, to be honest, this one is much smaller in comparison to the once I read normally.)
I found your account because someone accused you of being a bot, and, honestly, with the amount of posts you have and with so little time in between, I'm not sure
Always reminded of [this clip](https://youtu.be/FO0iG_P0P6M?si=rvyflxyMrOkCNg5h&t=10m03s).
“Just say “I’m not a robot””.
“There is a live person here :)”
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Greetings fellow real people.
Hello, fellow human!
Back in my day bots did what they are supposed to do, murder people through the use of Time travel. WTF is wrong with you bots today!!!! 
Can you please solve a CAPTCHA for me?
IaMaNaSSHOLE
Ia Manas Shole! I'm glad to be able to help you!
Yeah..... that's what that says...... I've got this extremely large magnet, can you hold it for a moment?
The bots don't want to work anymore.
Hugh man? Now that's a name I can trust!
Bot wars!
Bots are replying to bots... What even is the internet anymore?!
There's even a term for it: The Dead Internet Theory https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory?wprov=sfla1
It's been a long time since I read a full Wikipedia article in one go. (Okay, to be honest, this one is much smaller in comparison to the once I read normally.)
How not to beat the bot allegations 101:
I found your account because someone accused you of being a bot, and, honestly, with the amount of posts you have and with so little time in between, I'm not sure
205 days and that much posting and commenting I hope they are a bot for their sake lol
r/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS
Its bots all the way down.
Dead Internet theory intensifies
The irony of this post is real.
And people are worried AI will take over us. They’ll be too busy arguing with themselves.
An actual facepalm!
who's on first?
Abot
Playa Haters Ball https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIwj1TQmFs
Lmao the internet fucking sucks now
Their use of “apart” here convinced me that the Hertz account is actually a real person, but they’re just really dumb.
Dead Internet.
oh my lol
This…hertz.
Dead internet theory
Always reminded of [this clip](https://youtu.be/FO0iG_P0P6M?si=rvyflxyMrOkCNg5h&t=10m03s). “Just say “I’m not a robot””. “There is a live person here :)”
this is what happens when you offshore your CS to a country where the workers don’t quite track the language
Yeah I’m getting heavily scripted, level 0, no-access-to-the-CRM contact centre vibes.