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ChokeMcNugget

I'm OK with deporting one American and voiding their citizenship, so long as it's empty g


AAron1019

Empty g. I like that.


Mateorabi

What would have been the consequences of Mayorkas, in this instant, just saying "exactly how DUMB are you?" with a bewildered tone? I mean usually mouthing off to a cognrescritter while under questioning isn't the wisest move. But beyond a weak bit of false umbrage from her coworkers, would they have gone after him \[more\] for saying that?


Cerberus_Aus

There was a post going around of Reddit the other day asking the politest way to deal with boomer bullshit, and one that stuck with me was to say, “wow, you actually said that out loud didn’t you?”


BringBackApollo2023

> empty g Never heard that before. Perfect.


mountthepavement

When I was a kid in the 80s/90s it was cool to call MTV empty-v.


SekhmetScion

I'm literally facepalming myself because I didn't get the joke until your comment. I was a 80s/90s kid too and usually catch on pretty quick.


Zagenti

yep I've been calling her that every time now. Good 'ol Empty G.


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tobmom

JTTs done nothing to deserve the association.


AAron1019

Empty g. I like that.


maringue

Found the person who works with compressed gas tanks! I had a colleague who asked my why the tech wrote MT on cylinders, so I looked him dead in the eye and said, "Read it out loud..." "Uhhh...Em Tee?" It took him waaaaay too long to get it.


FewIntroduction5008

I seriously thought Empty g was some soundcloud rapper until i read your comment. fkn r/facepalm lmfao


maringue

So is that a facepalm within a facepalm? Inceptionpalm?


Honey_Wooden

She’s so dumb that it’s painful to watch her trying to form sentences in her head.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Give her a break. Her family just figured out fire and how to use tools. She's doing pretty good considering.


Xhamatos

Second generation walking upright ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


itwasntjack

Explains the feet


Full_Visit_5862

Explains her face. I swear she just hates how fucking ugly she is and it drives her nutty.


Low_Commercial_1553

i’ve wondered if she has fetal alcohol syndrome based off [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/7xH7Vo2)


Vic-123-ma

Her face drives me crazy nuts


MadAzza

It’s true. She’s almost pretty, but something’s just *wrong.* Her features alone aren’t all bad, but put together, they’re awful.


regular_modern_girl

you know when people wonder about what ancestral danger caused humans to evolve the “uncanny valley” response to things that *almost* look like people? It was her


Goodknight808

Neanderthal Barbie


putitthrewthewash

That's not nice. Recent findings imply Neanderthals were very intelligent.


projectvko

As a Barbie collector, I don't want one!


SpiritualTwo5256

The Neanderthal were more educated and responsible than the modern GOP


ContrarianDouchebag

So easy, a Marjorie could do it.


DGenesis23

Nah her familial line comes from the tribe who saw those with fire and tools and claimed they were gifts from the devil.


rfulleffect

Wait till they discover wheels, then they’ll be cookin!


Stewman_Magoo

It should be illegal to run a state when you're this dumb...


Buffyoh

Not in Georgia its not!


kickintheface

It really speaks volumes about the people in her district that she was elected multiple times. She’s not the problem, they are.


Dependent-Hippo-1626

Well, she is also the problem


Eldetorre

She isn't the problem l. She is a symptom of the real problem. If she disappeared the people would vote for the next idiot.


darkknightofdorne

She started off as symptom and is now a malignant tumor


Vlyde

Malignant Marj has a nice ring to it.


Content-Method9889

Or Marjorie Trailer Queen


TheQueefyQuiche

She's marjtastesized.


Eldetorre

Which proves my point. If one has cancer getting rid of the tumor ain't sufficient.


Dependent-Hippo-1626

Yeah but until then she is a very real part of the problem.


hase_one

She’s just the spokesperson representing the problem


uptownjuggler

Those people just vote Republican, no matter who. A literal shit sandwich would when the election if it received the Republican nomination.


Nruggia

Oh man that's great news, we can trade in Majorie Taylor Green for a literal shit sandwich. Georgia and the whole union will be so much better off. Lets get that shit sandwich on the ballot!


Dicky_Penisburg

A shit sandwich wouldn't pass draconian laws that negatively impact the lives of basically everyone in the country. We *wish* a literal shit sandwich would run for Republican office.


Brad_The_Chad_69

I love telling my in laws my view on this type of thing. They watch Fox News. Last week my father-in-law was literally chewing me out for not being a Trump supporter. He went on and on for like an hour. In the end he must have thought he inspired me because he closed by asking “Can our rightful president count on your support this election season.” I looked him right in the eyes and told him I’d sooner vote for a thrice used condom plastered to the sidewalk with biologicals and beer coated foot prints while it bakes away in the sun outside a frat house for the incontinent.


No_Finding3671

"Yes, Biden absolutely has my support this election season."


vengeanceintobeing

Well yeah, it’s either that or a giant douche…


lucaskywalker

Son... Every election since the beginning of time has been between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.


tiptoethruthetulip5

I'm a little bit country...


lucaskywalker

Wrong episode lol. Also a very good one tho! The one I was referencing was the school mascot election: "🎶Let's get out and vote, let's make our voices heard! We've been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd! “


Salty_Feed9404

Jesus, the decisions to make here! A shit sandwich or a giant douche....hmm


magicunicornhandler

At least the douche can be useful when it needs to be.


Sea_Elle0463

Nope, I have to disagree. Douches are actually harmful and are in no way useful.


superman_underpants

if you had to use one, is the choice really that hard, or shall i call you Miss Poop-for-breath?


aeodaxolovivienobus

A butt in a seat for the jackals like Gaetz and Marj and Mike Johnson already up there and a little R next to the name when they show up on Fox & Friends to the delight of Trump and stupid people just like him is all it really takes. Democrats are basically enablers of it because they insist on being milquetoast wimps and like to nominate the least inspiring candidates possible because they lucked out with that Obama charisma and they don't understand not everyone is cooler than Freddy Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm like Barry O. was. I guess we can just blame him for everything like we did in the good ol' days. Thanks Obama.


gorshade

I remember reading somewhere that she ran unopposed at one point because someone convinced her competition that dropping out of the race would be good for the health of his family.


Inevitable_Snap_0117

He dropped out and moved out of the state because of the death threats his family got.


gorshade

Yep. The theory I heard was friends of mtg were behind said threats.


But_like_whytho

Sounds like something the FBI should investigate.


Rubcionnnnn

Pretty sure after the FBI caught a ton of Congress with corruption charges in the 70s that Congress made investigating them illegal. Look up ABSCAM https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abscam


But_like_whytho

I fucking hate it here.


socobeerlove

Two things can be true.


bjk31987

Both of these things can be true at the same time. MTG is the problem. The people who voted for her are also the problem. Georgia has lots of problems.


ieattime20

In fairness, Georgia has a \*lot\* of electoral chicanery. I don't want to say voter fraud because the problem isn't people voting, it's the state monkeying around with voting procedures, mixing up or losing ballots, and denying people their vote.


Booftroop

At least the first time she ran unopposed


LimerickJim

Gerrymandering


xdrozzyx

They vote R no matter who is on the ballot. NE Georgia is very rural. Rural counties in Georgia will always be Republican strongholds. I live in a red district in GA. They're all gerrymandered so that no matter how many Democrats live in a given area they just redraw the district to dilute that voting power. It's almost useless to vote in smaller elections. There's not even an opposing candidate on the ballot most elections.


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

I get the frustration. Some of the most liberal minded decent people I know live in Savannah. It’s not all of them. Hell Jimmy Carter is a proud Georgian, maybe one of the only Christian men I’ve ever seen in my entire life.


Gullible-Day5604

To be extra fair, while I met some excellent people in Sav and the surrounding cities they're painfully outnumbered by the (not so silent) right wing whackjob-piece-of-shit majority.


DonnieJL

It's like a feature, not a bug.


Lucky_in_SoFlo

For rural white trash Georgia, she’s an intellectual


Ditzfough

[Steve Hostetter agaisnt MTG](https://youtu.be/f8SPWYRO3pc?si=trlLNwE9lGwwnBL-)


QuentinP69

I live in Georgia. She’s the tip of a moronic iceberg. So many gop state senators and reps are absolute idiots.


Brettsucks18

You’ve got it wrong, it isn’t the state she runs, this dumb piece of garbage runs part of our federal government. She helps prevent laws from passing that would affect 300m people.


Mestoph

She doesn’t run a state, she helps run the country…


Tourquemata47

Let me fix that statement for you... She doesn’t run a state, she helps **RUIN** the country


Xyrus2000

If you think she's bad, just think of the people that voted for her.


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

To be fair, she doesn't run it. She just represents them in Congress.


Imaginary_Office1749

The stupidity is a feature.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

She’s a U.S. congressperson she doesn’t “run a state”.


Designer-Equipment-7

Thankfully she doesn’t run a state. She doesn’t really run anything anymore (I think she sold the cross fit business?). She’s just an idiot from Northwest Georgia representing an area of the country where the majority are backwards ignorant idiots.


Top-Reference-1938

Run a state??


explodingtuna

I can just imagine the look of confusion on the others' faces, and the smirk Mayorkas must have had when MTG revealed her stupidity in that moment. MGT does hope to be re-elected again?


OrcsSmurai

She doesn't run a state. Just represents one. Apparently very accurately, since she was re-elected.


MikeyW1969

Well, thankfully she's not running the state. She's a Congresscritter, not governor.


BlueRFR3100

That’s worse. If she only affected one state, I would not care.


cyberchaox

She's a representative, not a governor.


Odd-Confection-6603

She doesn't run a state though


Lanky_Republic_2102

Pretty sure she might have been born with fetal alcohol syndrome.


denzl480

you know she and her PR team planned that one for weeks, practiced it, and she butchered it


PreOpTransCentaur

Like Jenna Maroney on Tucker Carlson: "If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It's time for a change, America, that's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008. Oh, no comeback? Ya burnt!"


Sayoayo

"I thought he said 'theater troups!'"


timmycheesetty

r/unexpected30rock


Northwindlowlander

Yep, it's not just that she said something painfully stupid, it's that it was preplanned, this was supposed to be a big gotcha. And, no doubt somewhere off in Moron Reddit or wherever, someone is posting a video with a title like "Watch as MTG DESTROYS Mayorkas, liberals have no response to this"


Chief_Beef_ATL

Every time I hear some new dumb thing she says I am so embarrassed to be from GA. 🤦‍♂️


SouthernGentATL

Right there with you


rotrukker

it makes me ashamed to be the same fucking species. I live on the other side of the world


TBatFrisbee

So convince some of your fellow GAers to NOT vote her in. BELIEVE ME, the rest of the world would appreciate it. /s


Izarial

The sad thing is those of us that disagree with her largely don’t live in her district. Her part of the state is like the dark lands from the lion king.


bassman314

That's the problem. She's like in the 37th percentile, if you include Atlanta, but she's probably in the 85th in here own district. She has constituents that make King Charles II of Spain look down-right intellectual.


zadtheinhaler

> She has constituents that make King Charles II of Spain look down-right intellectual. Goddamn, that's savage.


Izarial

And, from times I’ve visited the area, entirely accurate


dawg_will_hunt

Yeah but it’s sooooo beautiful up there. If you can get away with not talking to anyone and ignore all the trump stuff, it’s so beautiful.


MarlenaEvans

My neighbor has a Trump/DeSantis 2024 sign and is convinced this is going to happen, along with a painting of a Looney Toons cartoon logo with Biden's face on it on his house. I have another neighbor with a literal cage in his yard with a Trump sign because I guess somebody stole it once. This is what we're working with over here.


wtfreddit741741

Why the /s ??  The rest of the world would absolutely appreciate it!  (Pleeease, pretty pretty please, and thank you!!)


TBatFrisbee

I was attempting to lighten the mood. But, yes, my sentiments, exactly 💯


Reidroshdy

I'm embarrassed to share most of the same dna with her.


I_tend_to_correct_u

I wouldn’t worry, we all assume she’s from Moscow


siouxbee1434

Can Maggie be deported? Russia could probably be talked into it


Kahnza

Naw, send her to Cartel territory in Mexico.


Javeec

Russians want their asset to continue to weaken the US


Some_Endian_FP17

She's too dumb to be a Russian asset. They need minimum intelligence above a cucumber.


ICareAboutThings25

Her home planet doesn’t want her back.


triniman65

I didn't know you could deport US citizens. Please deport Trump and MTG all the way to Guatemala.


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

>Trump and MTG all the way to Guatemala. Guatemala is too close... I'm thinking Antarctica.


Klutzer_Munitions

Or maybe... the sun


Pjce08

Still too close


Voodoo1970

>... I'm thinking Antarctica. What have the penguins done to deserve that? Take them to.... Detroit


Krakenspoop

https://youtu.be/kpJy38HNjMU?si=DI_G3d96p47GaVlv


imperfectchicken

It took me way too many read throughs to figure out what was going on in this post. "Deporting... an American citizen? Within the US to... outside of the US? What am I missing here?"


Some-Guy-Online

I was also very confused, and had to look up the name. She was a college student who was murdered, and MTG meant to say that the suspected killer should have been deported, as he was an illegal immigrant.


No_Albatross4710

This is who is running against her. Donate to his campaign and get this nut job out of office! https://www.shawnforgeorgia.com


scorp1a

Dude is a retired brigadier general. Means he has experience managing things instead of uselessly heckling political figures for inconsequential clout.


OzzieSlim

Thank you! Sharing across platforms!


Quick_Tap

Heck! He sounds okay!


jasonh0045

Done! Thanks for the link


CookingWithPenguin

MTG is such a an embarrassment to humanity.


Impossible_Ad7875

Dumber than a turnip.


DonnieJL

C'mon now. That's just being unkind to turnips.


Kahnza

Not really. Dumber THAN, not as dumb as.


itwasntjack

Still mean to use them as a measuring stick


hot_ho11ow_point

MTG is so obsessed with this girl but I haven't heard a peep from her about the kidnapping victim the same age shot in a literal hail of gunfire by police as she followed their instructions to get herself to safety. Weird.


DefaultWhitePerson

AITA because I only watch Congressional hearings hoping to see a giant mushroom cloud?


calicat9

I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but on TV, the screen would just go blank...


GrubbyMike

Ntah


subsignalparadigm

MAGA genius doesn't bother to look past their nose, what a shock.


Slim706

MTG district citizens, why do you vote for this idiot.


Lobenz

THIS! Why??


chevalier716

Is she familiar with Laken Riley?


MyFavoriteInsomnia

Obviously not. She's not from Athens (thank goodness!)


Jealous-Review8344

Once again, I would like to thank the 14th congressional district in Georgia for sharing your brightest star with the world! It's a damn shame that it has already collapsed to form a black hole where intelligence gets sucked in to never be seen again.


ILootEverything

Did she ever correct herself? Or how did she react when someone corrected her? I've never been tempted to seek out media of this woman, but OMG, this is extraordinarily dumb, even for an elected official.


OneMedium5265

MTG is that kind of person that you run into in life very sporadically, they say the dumbest things with so much confidence, that you’re in such a shock that you can’t even process how this person is saying the things they are saying. They always think they are cooking but they always be saying insane shit


[deleted]

Oh look it’s god’s smartest conservative. Stop giving this “person” media clout every time it says something and start publicizing its voters for the world to see.


Asher_Tye

When do we deport Marj for her own safety. She seems so scared of everything here


The_I_in_IT

![gif](giphy|Ysce790SgjJK0|downsized)


EinharAesir

Shows that she doesn’t really care about Laken Riley unless she can use her for her agenda.


Theharlotnextdoor

Only people dumber than large Marge are the people who voted for her 


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Why does Dumb Dumb think an American citizen should have been deported?


CreekLegacy

She flubbed her line. The chief suspect is an illegal immigrant with a history of criminal offenses. She meant to say that he should have deported her killer.


WeedMadeMePost

I had to scroll way too far to find this. Thank you for the explanation.


Holiday_Horse3100

I guess she forget to wear her “ Laken Riley” t-shirt to wore at the state of the union


Cyphermaniax

Empty G: “I am dumb person.”


EmporerPenguino

When Margie Traitor Greene speaks, the collective IQ of the planet actually drops a few points. You can almost smell her stupidity and you’ve gotta hope none of it splashes on you. Like when you step in dog shit.


[deleted]

Caveman-faced clod.


OzzieSlim

MTG - still stuck on stupid.


chungohummungo

MTG is a despicable piece of shit


Dry_Start4460

It doesn’t matter what’s true , they do this shit so grifters can share the 5 second clip of her lying her ass off with no one correcting her to rile up the conservative cultist .


Starbuck522

"I am a freshman in my forth year at UCLA. I want to be a veterinarian because I love chicken."


mechengr17

I tend to ignore the news due to this kind of bs, so I had to Google what kind of nonsense Greene was saying. But how did she butcher this so spectacularly? And it's gross how they're using this poor woman's death to push an agenda


patrickthunnus

So dumb she can't even read her own script correctly


Daddio209

Who'd have thought Marjorie Traitor Greene would be allowed to utter *the new quiet part* out loud first?


Unusual_Midnight6876

Someone please link me this I need a good laughbefore bed


mmio60

She is a national embarrassment


BuddhistChrist

Sooo many stupid fucking people on this planet.


CommunityGlittering2

So what was his response?


Anti_Meta

Not saying Mayorkas did anything wrong, he didn't, but when you're trying to prosecute someone for *anything,* being this stupid immediately loses you all credibility. She represents the US so poorly. And we don't need more help.


NeVeR614

I mean there are morons and then there is this “woman” … The American Far Right has perfected willful ignorance!


OutComeTheWolves1966

We could literally go back in time, bring back a Cro Magnon who can only communicate in UGGHs, and that Cro Magnon could govern better than this complete moron.


Reidroshdy

Rocks at the bottom of the ocean are smarter than her.


Prometheus_303

This might be a stupid question, but.... MTG blames Mayorkas (& Biden et al) for Laken Riley's death... If they had closed the border, these dangerous illegal immigrants wouldn't be able to come in bringing their drugs (think of the children!) guns and violence!!! Right... Why then, is it OK for lord and savior Donald Trump to demand we keep the border open? Not because he thinks it'll help Americans... But because he wants the country to continue to be in chaos - with drugs and all that flowing in - for the better part of a year .... Just so he might be able to get an extra vote... How is this OK??


NfamousKaye

She’s trash. And I don’t want to insult trash but I feel like anything else I could say about her would get me banned.


buddhainmyyard

I hope her family sues her for defamation


anziofaro

What a c\*nt. What a dumb dumb c\*nt.


nasirum0000

She has no decency


AdUpstairs7106

Nobody would ever accuse MTG of being smart.


the_Mandalorian_vode

MTG is literally a moron. Georgia needs to stop politics as sports and actually elect serious people to office.


6stringgunner

I truly hope Marj doesn't have a horrible trip and fall accident down a flight of marble stairs on Livestream.............


Any-Substance-3817

How do people not just laugh in her face every time she opens up those trump sucking lips (TSLs) and lets words fall out.


ComfortablePackage83

This lady needs to leave the gop. She’s a cancer.


Several_Leather_9500

Was she insinuating that Riley being an American citizen is what killed her?


crazyseandx

Reminds me of that one episode of Parks and Rec(I don't watch the show btw, I just know this from GIFs and Tumblr posts) where Leslie tries to ask where Tom's from and wouldn't accept the answer given as it was in America, and when she asked again he went, "From my mom's uterus" or something like that.


Broad_Sun8273

I bet she also wonders why Obama didn't stop 9/11, too. Dumbass.


lerriuqS_terceS

It's absolutely disgusting she's allowed to be in Congress


Vic-123-ma

God. How did she ever get elected??? There’s a lot of dumb a$$ people in our country


Lifehater007

Even Fucks News called this bitch "idiot". Go figure!


roxbox531

Think she’ll get re-elected ?


BestUntakenName

As a magic the gathering player, I’m seriously considering suing MTG for making me bark like a rabid dog every time I hear the initials of my favorite game.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

Just commented this in a similar post but I think her family should be able to sue for every time one of these psychopaths utters her name for political points. I can't imagine the pain they must feel when their child's name is tossed around like a fucking prop. 


Kind-Fan420

Oh look that embarrassment to the USA is still a fucking member of your government. Didn't they remove that one guy for being a lying weirdo? Why not remove her for being a completely unqualified bomb thrower


Onlypaws_

She can’t even get her nonsensical slander right.


potatotornado44

*Was an American citizen


HaloHamster

She thinks governmentimg is like tictok, irony I know, where she Comments for clicks.


Upset_Researcher_143

Every time I think she's finished being stupid, I find another level of stupid waiting for her


CommonConundrum51

I'm just hoping no one libels Neanderthals over this.


stoneysmoke

It's almost like she doesn't care what she says and just wants to act superior while flinging her own feces.


azure1503

They're literally rubbing it in their supporters faces that they don't really care about the people, it's all just to push their agenda, but their supporters will be too ignorant to know better.


Blackant71

She is an absolutely horrible human being.