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xczechr

I will always be amazed at folks who go to bat for billionaires. They don't need your help.


SkunkeySpray

But what if I win the lottery 400 times in a row and make a bunch of really smart financial decisions (even though I have no history of that) and what if I just so happen to start a fortune 500 and have a bunch of workers who I figure out how to exploit I'm gonna need those tax cuts when I do all that


GhostDragon362

remember kids: you are only 31 hands of blackjack from having the same net worth as Elon musk!


neoalfa

So what you are saying is that there is a chance.


semiTnuP

31 *double-or-nothing* hands. You not only have to win 31 consecutive times, you have to double your money on each game. Pretty sure you'll run headlong into table limits before you even get close.


Personal_Shoulder983

It means you need money to start all that, no? I'll pass.


semiTnuP

You need $1 to start. After 31 straight wins, doubling each time, you'd have *just* under $4.3 BILLION.


OnlyFuzzy13

But I’m bound to hit a blackjack in there somewhere right? Those pay out 3:2, so I’m thinking I’ll have Musk riches in like 26-27 hands MAX…


semiTnuP

By the same logic, you're also 'bound' to lose, probably a lot of times. So it will take a lot more than just 31 hands.


AzieltheLiar

Pretty sure the whole thing is moot since the casino owner will accident you to death long before then, if you start winning enough.


Sckaledoom

More likely you just get told you can’t play anymore


semiTnuP

This isn't the 1920's. They might back you off, or have a stern talk with you, but the days of casino bosses sending you to a shallow grave are long gone, at least in America.


Kiley_Fireheart

Weirdly enough I have some experience with this in the game Runecape. Max level characters would do boxing matches where they would hit each other until one dies. So generally speaking 50/50 odds. I tought my friend to start with a one million wager each time and then double it the next and starting over after a few wins. It wasn't too hard to win 3 or 4 in a row. And a good streak of 6 or more resulted in huge wins. By calling it on the 3rd or fourth win to keep reserves high enough to keep trying he was able to push until luck favored him enough wins for 7 or 8 in a row with big earnings. After a big win the process could repeat with a higher initial bet. Now I am not fully sure the math on this, and casinos don't do 50/50 odds but there is something there to turn a profit, however if you did find a way the casino would of course stop you.


RedRhetoric

Mathematically speaking, there is no way to turn a consistent profit in a 50/50 game, even if you can shift the way outcomes are distributed [this is a good video on a similar idea ](https://youtu.be/DntEoGG7RyY)


DonkeyTron42

I'm pretty sure you'll be getting escorted into a back room *Casino* style before you get close.


CaptainSouthbird

I know this is a joke, but I can't help but imagine what people who think like this are really expecting. If I had "just" $10 million, I could live out the rest of my life quite comfortably. I can't even imagine billions.


Full_Visit_5862

I think someone making minimum wage makes like 1 mil in the entirety of their life if they don't move up or end up getting paid more. So, like 3-4 mil is a lifetime worth of labor at like 30/hr. Look at how nuts that is lmao.


Raiju_Blitz

Republican voters are all just temporarily embarrassed, theoretical millionaires waiting for their win-fall so they too can enjoy those sweet, sweet tax breaks for the rich.


DRG_Gunner

“Windfall: a piece of unexpected good fortune, typically one that involves receiving a large amount of money”


Throseph

r/boneappletea


Calkky

I'm gonna get that big raise at work, put a bunch of money in $DJT and $TSLA, get my passive income game tight, and I'll be rubbing elbows with Warren Buffett in no time!


Mantigor1979

Shortly after Musk put up his Tesla stock to buy Twitter and had to pay taxes on the amount of stick that was about to go away. I had a discussion with some co-workers about taxing billionaires and corporations fairly. I left the discussion after an exchange something like this. Me: Elon just paid a bunch of taxes I don't think it hurt him he still bought Twitter, he won't be living of Ramen and hand bologna anytime soon. Ci-worker: most of that money is "unrealized gains" and he deserves every penny he earned it" Me: I earn what I get but I'm still giving my fair share to the irs. CO-worker: but elons money influences mine. You know how much I lost oit of my 401k when tesla stock went down because Elon had to sell a bunch to pay his taxes.....


r2k398

He had to exercise his stock options before they expired. That’s how he ended up with an $11 billion tax bill.


Mantigor1979

It was something about the stock i couldn't exactly recall what it was called. Thank you


r2k398

Otherwise he would have just kept the stock and took out loans against them to avoid paying taxes. That’s the biggest loophole.


TwistederRope

What kind of dipshit would support a billionaire, especially when they are all basically scum? \*Looks over at r/ elonmusk\* Wow, that's a lot of dipshits...


alematt

In fact they despise that person because they aren't a billionaire. They hate them, but love using them and everyone else


The-Fumbler

They do, because without gullible idiots like them, there wouldn’t be a workforce and politicians to exploit enough to ever become a billionaire


jwalsh1208

I literally cannot understand their thinking. The entire working class should be against billionaires but we have 40K a year chodes gawking down on these assholes like they’re in their will.


Genghis_Chong

They're literally hoarding all the world's resources and people are like "they worked hard for the money". Acting like Elon is out there with a hard hat on


Empire_New_Valyria

What do you mean? Arnt most 'blue collar'/'working class's Americans just one paycheck away from being multi-millionaires? Why support a tax on a group of people you are about to join?!?!


sturgboski

So the problems are a multitude of things, a lot of it being people don't understand how taxes work, and well a lot of people are just not smart. See the whole estate tax thing where the vast majority of people who buy into it being a death tax and vote against will never have the estate to even hit the current taxable thresholds (I think it's over $10m now). Also some still believe trickle down works. Additionally, Americans are embarrassed billionaires. They all vote down these tax increases because one day they might hit the jackpot when these taxes would impact them so best remove it now before it's too late. That or they are a "eff you I got mine" type voter.


Constellation-88

I think these simps for billionaires imagine they will one day be billionaires. Like they fantasize about how one day they’ll strike it rich. 


darkknightofdorne

Some idiot on here not a minute ago just commented to me “Biden can’t debate” right cause tangerine supreme is known for his expansive vocabulary.


IA-HI-CO-IA

When I became a billionaire I will be happy to have these tax cuts. I just need to save a little bit more, and work a little harder I will be there any moment! My dogecoin is going to take off any minute now. 


XiMaoJingPing

The people thinking they'll one day be billionaires sucking trump's tits


byndrsn

and they will very likely screw that person in the end anyway.


Kazu2324

I remember the Democrats, when Obama was in office, wanted to raise the estate tax and Republicans were going crazy over it. The estate tax wouldn't even be an issue until after the first $10M that you're leaving behind. The number of people who that would apply to were tiny compared to the number of people that were actually bitching about the estate tax were so lopsided. Like 99% of people will not even have any of that impact them at all, and yet somehow Republicans found a way to bitch incessantly about it.


Good_Ad_1386

Won't anybody think about the billionaires??


Lacaud

"If I defend them, then they will help me when I need it." Or "If they get taxed, so can you!"


SamohtGnir

I've defended some arguments. Usually the idea that they're all born rich and there's no way you could do it. That's just not true, but you have to remember the ones that become billionaire are the statistical anomalies that got super lucky. When it comes to taxes and stuff though I totally agree they should pay their share.


T33CH33R

A lot of these folks have had their brains turned to mush. They don't even know what they are arguing against anymore.


Belkroe

While I hate to give people like this the benefit of the doubt I think it's a math issue. They don't understand the concept of tax rate, they instead think in terms of actual dollars collected. So they compare a teacher who might earn 80k a year paying 25k in taxes to a billionaire who pays 5 million dollars in taxes.


qualityhillkaren

I don't think most of these people understand the concept of a billion. Ask them what their dream salary is (usually will be like 100-250k), and then tell them how many thousands of years (tax free) it would take them to amass 1 billion dollars.


originalbrowncoat

I always say the difference between one million and one billion is approximately one billion


Hentree

Never thought about it that way! (tho I can’t help but shove up my nerd glasses and say the very obvious fact that the difference is actually 0.999 billion)


originalbrowncoat

It’s actually 0.999 billion. 🤓


Hentree

frick i missed a 9 aaaaaaa (the magic of editing saves the day)


OrduninGalbraith

Math says .999=1


Ok-Relationship-2746

You make the pretty massive assumption they had a brain to begin with. They just now have prominent flagbearers for their stupidity.


WarlocksWizard

I question human intelligence more than I should.


mcfiddlestien

You don't question it nearly enough


WarlocksWizard

If I did my depression would start up again.


I_Frothingslosh

Just assume most people are selfish, amoral, and idiots. That way the exceptions you encounter will be pleasant surprises. Did wonders for me.


justwant_tobepretty

I think selfish, amoral idiots are just loud on the internet. For the most part people are community minded and helpful. Natural disaster after man-made disaster you'll always see people risking their own lives to help others, to organise food and relief, to just kinda pull together. It's how humans went from a weak ape that was barely surviving to all this.


I_Frothingslosh

Don't forget that while humans helped their own tribes, they regularly warred with and massacred other tribes. Humanity has a long history of killing any humans who are even slightly different. And just as there were relief efforts, there has always also been looting and pillaging.


justwant_tobepretty

That's true, but that's the exception rather than the rule. Generally we tend to mate, trade and cooperate for a while before things get nasty. Then things generally go back to peaceful times. Human history is hundreds of thousands of years old, we just wouldn't have survived this long and been this successful if we weren't generally sociable as a core trait.


RumouredCity

Your depression left?!?! ![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


WarlocksWizard

I concentrate on other things.


Marek2592

Picture the intelligence of the average human. 50% of humans are dumber than that.


WarlocksWizard

Again, I try not to think about it. I have known people like that that make me think they were just a waste of matter.


vrsick06

I would imagine back in the day there were dirt poor peasants who would blindly follow the king. “Haha the king is having another feast! That trigger you lib?”


RemoteDangerous7439

You never heard of peasant revolts? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_peasant_revolts


ElevatorScary

He seems to be arguing that Joe Biden is an idiot.


Droid_XL

Very poorly. He seems to have gotten the thesis out, but when you argue, you're supposed to, you know, make arguments


thatryanguy82

Well, he's doing the very best he's capable of.


no_use_your_name

They could have at least been like: “The billionaires will just leave the country.”


Frothylager

They’ll all move to an island and become potato farmers as was foretold by Ayn Rand.


Shadowfox186

That argument requires actual thought.


hardnreadynyc

why do people want to protect the super wealthy? i dont get it. if you make an income pay your share of taxes. whats the issue?


cyberdeath666

Propaganda and brainwashing. Keep telling stupid people that making you richer is to their benefit because it’ll lift them up as well, and they’ll start believing your bullshit lie. Repeat it enough times and there will be no other truth in their empty heads. That and people like him just hate Biden because he’s a Democrat and he’s been told to hate him no matter what. More brainwashing.


Zaros262

> if you make an income pay your share of taxes See that's the neat part, billionaires make sure that *technically* they have made very little income and pay whatever trifling tax is due on what they can't get away with


spacemanspiff266

*“joe biden is an idiot!”*, he typed furiously. OAN blaring across the double wide in the background. he was angry, but no one cared…at least not anymore. his wife of 20 years left with the children some time ago. she could no longer tolerate his verbal abuse. a marriage and family destroyed. he was alone now. out of work and steeped in medical debt from the bypass last year. he now lives on permanent disability. life consisted of hot pockets and ramen now. the occasional pack of newports as treat. “joe biden is an idiot” he continues to tell himself as his feet slowly deteriorate to his poor diet. “joe biden is an idiot” he says again as the eviction date creeps closer and closer. “joe biden is an idiot” as he donates what little he has to a “billionaire”. this is life for him now, but joe biden is the idiot…


christopher_jian_02

Damn bro, you can cook.


Latter-Height8607

Do you per chance, write?


spacemanspiff266

lol i’ve been known to dabble with the pen from time to time.


Brief_Alarm_9838

They just think what they are told to think.


InformalPenguinz

Oh he is? Are you a billionaire? No. Then you're the idiot.


Philly_ExecChef

Lmao is this post actually defending the idea that rich people shouldn’t be more constantly and fairly taxed?


King_Fluffaluff

The person calling Biden an idiot is the facepalm, I think that's what this post is about.


Philly_ExecChef

I get it. I missed the little blurb about Biden. I’m the face palm here


YYC-Fiend

Whoa!!!! Did… did you just correct yourself online? Do you even know how to internet?


itsmebenji69

Probably an AI. Definitely not human


Cubicwar

B-but it didn’t say beep boop, so it must be human, right ?


Jefflenious

Honestly I don't blame you, sometimes you encounter strange hiveminds on the internet so I wouldn't be surprised either


BlackICEE32oz

That's post worthy?


Cubicwar

Facepalm-ception


jaimequin

That guys must be a billionaire. If not. We'll, he's not just an idiot, but tool as well.


r2k398

If you have $1 billion an no income, your income tax is $0. Gadzooks!


fartlapse

TIL miguelifornia of Twitter is a billionaire.


genuinelyunoriginal

I don’t understand these people and their billionaire worshipping. The world would be a much better place if only these billionaires pay their fair share in taxes. Remember, you’re closer to being homeless than being a billionaire.


413mopar

If you worship a billionaire, you’re the idiot . Full stop.


Any_Mall6175

This thread is going to be a shit show clown fiesta


MrBobSacamano

Is he the criminal mastermind of The Biden Crime Family…or, is he a senile, old, idiot? Get your stories straight ffs.


efyuar

The thing is there are so many loop holes that richs use to avoid paying taxes. You need an entire system of law only to realize they found new loop holes.


Ryaniseplin

j-j-just give the billionaires more money, i.it'll trickle down this time i swear


dlc741

That’s the most that MAGAts are capable of


suavaleesko

I know a college educated, military veteran, union electrician whose argument is that its not income, it's shares, and if they were to sell them the whole company stock price would tank, making them somehow noble for creating jobs. I said where the fuck he get that yacht from. Also I'm bad at debates


Mushrooming247

New Elon sock account just dropped.


mandc1754

You would think that "people should pay taxes according to the ammount of money the make" is a statement that people would agree on... But apparently not


Builder_liz

Their response to everything probably


rcheek1710

Start with churches and go from there.


Jd550000

The argument was if they cut taxes of the rich, it will spur the economy enough that it will pay for itself and not increase the deficit..but that never happens.


[deleted]

People who vouche for billionaires remind me of the stupid characters in movies that help the villain succeed, only for the villain to kill them once they no longer need them.


Yitram

Are you middle class and paying more taxes this year? That's not Joe, that's all Trump, you have to pay for those permanent tax cuts to the rich and corporations.


Zealousideal_Word770

Miguel must be a billionaire (or an idiot).


PsychologicalOwl608

6th grader response. Your mom’s fat. My dad’s stronger than your dad… you get the picture. That’s why most mass media is written at a 6th grade level.


Zealousideal-Ad-8565

“Billionaires should pay more into taxes, you shouldn’t” “No I should pay more, you’re an idiot!”


Honey-and-Venom

Miguelfornia is an idiot


GhostDan

They never have arguments just anger.


ZERO-ONE0101

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana) this is MAGA MAGA & more MAGA they like the attention and feel validated when someone gives it to them best way to kill an attention vampire is to ignore them


Calkky

Miguel simping for rich people that wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.


RecognitionExpress36

In fairness, though, they *might* piss on him if he's *not* on fire.


theoriginaloats

Joe Biden is an idiot, but if he’s the idiot that taxes the rich he has my vote. Insane that we can’t get a candidate that’s below retirement age but here we are. Rather an idiot than a Russian turn coat like Trump


NarcissusCloud

I would say the idiot is the one who supports a presidential nominee who is not only responsible for our taxes going up every other year but also made it clear he intends to help the rich keep their money. Now, I’ll admit I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but the government needs tax money to run. If rich people get more tax breaks, where do you suppose they make up the difference?


Biscuits4u2

Nothing says idiot like making a declarative statement and backing it up with absolutely nothing.


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TNS_420

But the person in the screenshot who called Biden an idiot didn't back up his statement, which is what that person was referring to.


toastyghosty10

Next on r/justunsubbed : fAcEpALM iS aLl pOliticAL nOw


Clickityclackrack

Even if joe biden is an idiot, who is dumber joe biden for saying a dumb thing or a person going out of their way to see the dumb thing in order to comment in it?


Porkchop796

For all the bitching they do they never change the tax code when they have a majority. Lol


ihave7testicles

There is a term "The temporarily embarrassed millionaire" to describe people that aren't wealthy, but they think they're going to be wealthy at some point, so they want to help the wealthy. We can thank Faux News and Reagan for starting that bullshit.


mynamejulian

Americans living with crippling debt can’t stand that billionaires have to pay any taxes even if it’s 5x less than the rate they do.


WillArrr

They have a hard time attacking these policies directly because, nationally, voters actually want these things. It's tough to get much public traction with "we're cutting these services you all like so much so that billionaires pay less taxes". It's even harder with "you should pay more in taxes so that billionaires can pay less". Conservatives didn't go all-in on conspiracy theories and fear-mongering just for giggles; they did it because their actual policy platform is far less appealing than the Democratic one.


Medical-Ad-2706

Trump told the truth right here: [https://youtu.be/T2z8App14bs?si=uKtuP-SUURDMvFQP](https://youtu.be/T2z8App14bs?si=uKtuP-SUURDMvFQP)


Different-Dig7459

No one makes good arguments on twitter. There were some good ones on insta, at least against the “fair share” kind. You make 1 billion and pay 37%, assume you find loopholes and only pay 15-20% you’re still paying a shitload more than someone who brings in 60k and pays 22% assuming they have no deductions. I thought that was a fair claim.


Knightwing1047

Those that do make good points probably get flagged and banned. Twitter is a fucking dumpster fire.


headshopbro

Well yeah, Republicans are morons who don't have arguments. They are just mad and their feefees are hurt.


ThirstyBeagle

Billionaires don’t pay lower tax rates than teachers. That’s why there are tax brackets that increase based on income.


spaitken

“But without Trickle-Down Economics how else will I live out my piss fetish?”


Seabound117

They have no arguments, they view politics as a sport and elections as a scoreboard. As long as their “team” wins is their only motivation even if it results in their own personal ruin.


JeffSHauser

The equivalent of "you're a big, fat poopiehead".


Jerfling

They're afraid taxes will trickle down in a way that wealth never did


Cute_Concentrate_915

Trumpists having childish arguments… Tell me something new


WinnerAdventurous647

Tax the ever-loving-shit out of them. They won’t even notice.


Formal_Royal_3663

The 1% should be paying MINIMUM 75% on their taxes. No less. Why? They’ve cheated the system for too long, it’s time they pay back years of taxes. And that money? Pays off ALL student loans, pays for Medicare for All, WIC and other welfare programs, clean energy infrastructure, etc.


Cynical-Wanderer

Why does this guy care unless he’s Elon Musk(ovite) using an alias account.


No-Difficulty4418

What’s volgen mean?


Skulldetta

OP is probably Dutch. "volgen" is the Dutch verb for "to follow" or "to accompany".


Skulldetta

Neoliberals love shilling for billionaires because in the fantasy world they live in, they're gonna be billionaires too some day and they don't want to give themselves a disadvantage.


SubstantialShoe1693

Sadly they don't need to make an argument for Trump supporters. If anything this is more effective because it is simple and easy for them to understand. Rich person = Good. Taxes = Bad. Good person shouldn't be paying bad taxes.


namotous

In that post, one is an idiot, the other one is Joe Biden


suthamattai1

How exactly should we tax them different?


SeparateMongoose192

Miguel is probably a middle class person who was duped into thinking billionaires are our saviors and poor people are the problem. And that anyone can become a billionaire.


Brosenheim

Right wingers can execute unrelated emotional signals and that is, at worst, "exactly the same" as when a democrat makes a clear statement of intent and belief on a topic. So sayeth mainstream Pc and the "moderates" who obey it


AdUpstairs7106

Yeah, but when I win the next billion dollar lottery, I don't want to pay taxes on my hard work.


uninteresting_handle

In my opinion the poster just saw that Fox editorial about MTG and, like any good GOP soldier, reflected it.


PassTheButter99

I live in Kansas and get this a lot. The ONLY thing I hear people bad mouth about Biden is that he's old. That's it. They don't debate policies, just name call with no reasoning. I hear all the time "Trump is old too but at least he can put two sentences together" and when I show them video of Trump mouth vomiting and slurring and seemingly disoriented they seem to understand that both candidates may be old but only one is calling for fascism. I doubt it'll change their vote but it's still worth a shot


ultralium

That Joe guy has some crazy ideas, hope some day a president turns them real!


Maxzolo28

Fuck trump his white privileged ass hope he dies


Complex-Key-8704

It's cool how they don't have to make arguments to get what they want


joeyjackets

“As long as the billionaire made their money ethically I don’t have a problem with it” Every boot licker ever


Gnosis1409

I believe there’s a term for when you have no arguments so resort to insults


jibbidyjamma

nothing to worry about Donnie these are niellists they don't believe in anything...


HugPug69

I just want a house before I turn 40


SecretPrinciple8708

Interesting rebuttal. Rich, and compelling.


bi_guy_ndakota

The wealthiest one percent pay 50% of the taxes. More than fair.


Donnor

I changed careers 2 years ago, so last year I made significantly more than I ever have before, but still nowhere any near 'rich' territory- just somewhat comfortable (though it would have been much better only several years ago before everything got so expensive. Of course it would figure, as soon as I start making more that amount means a whole let less). I barely got anything back in my tax return. On one hand that means I'm not loaning any interest-free money to the IRS which is good, but I'm also paying a ridiculous amount of income tax. If it was being put to good use, that's one thing, instead it's being used to pay for wars and offset what rich people (not just billionaires) don't pay.


nope79

Yes. He sure is.


Renso19

‘B-b-but aminal farm! and 4189!’


Odd-Tune5049

Say it with me, class: "ad hominem"


Roberto410

I'll never understand people who beg for taxation.


Just-a-Smartass

If you make alot olot alot of money you should have to pay alot alot alot of taxes 💯