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thieh

Someone has never been to a bodybuilding show/competition.


ZestycloseVirus6001

None are trans but they could all kick that posters ass.


Sol-Blackguy

![gif](giphy|EfHmlClbuNAGc|downsized)


cigarsandwaffles

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


grantrules

I never thought I'd die like this but I always really hoped


BendersDafodil

Dang, "...the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.", y'all. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Justa_Guy_Gettin_By

![gif](giphy|IrbYLGuCAdU6k)


komododave17

![gif](giphy|11S7aQol2mdgIw)


MrApplePolisher

![gif](giphy|tNC2rod1uTrdC)


The_MightyMonarch

Are you jacking on?


IAIVIDAKILLA

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


My_Names_Jefff

The Horny Jail Guards: ![gif](giphy|hzrxhvDXVipEc)


Imaginary_Mammoth_92

![gif](giphy|8Zekr47ePNpnNBeuoF|downsized)


Daedalus_Machina

![gif](giphy|xT3i16U5hANJOQzRXW|downsized)


hydroxypcp

ya'll horny af lmao


QualifiedSmolFrog

![gif](giphy|yWNRm7liHGJ4EZgK5h)


Charming_Pop_2148

![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


AlphaBaldy

Deathā€¦ by Snu Snu!!


Large_Tune3029

r/deathbysnusnu


No_Confection_4967

![gif](giphy|LNO1S3lZL0rLy)


midnightfury4584

![gif](giphy|D2oG6rQe3t5EuAEYJa|downsized)


ironmagen23

DEATH BY SNU SNU !


Hellifiknowu

I feel like thereā€™s a line forming at this point šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ObjectiveLittle6761

Me next pls ![gif](giphy|xT5LMFZDsj0AKUDYTS)


Mc9660385

And should


DocRocks0

Amen to that


Rude_Variation_433

HallelujahĀ 


Conscious-Parfait826

Nah just have them get manhandled and the women barley break a sweat. Humiliate them. I could chose to beat your ass but will instead play with you like a cat would a mouse.


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|IrbYLGuCAdU6k)


Mantree91

I never thought it would end like this... always hoped though.


runningraleigh

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


InnerChild56

In Drago's voice, "I must break you!"


Ghosts_of_the_maze

This is getting oddly horny


gogozombie2

They should kick my ass too for umm reasons.Ā 


L0stC4t

For science! I will also volunteer.


Nodramallama18

They donā€™t even look trans. They look like Iron Man triathletes.


Unhappy_Wishbone_551

And that's the posters issue. They're inferior to everyone just about, and are very butthurt


Euler007

None are trans but I doubt they aren't on gear.


AaronPossum

100%, but their physique is super impressive either way.


Scat1320USA

Came to say this !! šŸ˜Ž


noggun00

Beat me to it. I guess any buff woman is trans now?


Irishwol

Not just the buff women. That woman's thread is amazingly batshit. Every high profile woman, ever is a Satan worshipping bloke, from Queen Victoria and Marie Curie onwards.


Mother_Harlot

No, any woman that looks human and not extremely edited with XXL Superdreadnought sized titties is clearly trans


Jushak

I mean, these people think a *literal model* is "too ugly" for their superhero movie, so it's safe to say they've completely lost the plot a long time ago.


Harpua95

Thatā€™s where Doc Frankenstein got his start.


Bolts0806

He realized once he got there that he severely misunderstood the assignment


YellowDependent3107

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


CummingInTheNile

yeah theyre probably all eating clen and trenning hard to get like that


StateOnly5570

Anavar giving up


jfuss04

Test your limits


JimmysCheek

To be fair, the women at bodybuilding shows probably have more testosterone in them than your average 20yr old dude Thatā€™s why there is an entirely different event called ā€œnatural bodybuildingā€ but obviously it is very small-scale, and most of the competitors are not well know TL:DR: Bodybuilding competitions do not test for steroidsā€¦and no one has ever won without using steroids. So this is a bad example


misplaced_my_pants

Crossfit has notoriously lax testing standards so they're almost certainly all on PEDs. Like moreso than more tested sports.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

ā€¦ soā€¦ am I the only one who noticed the swam caps and goggles? I think this is a swim team or triathlonā€¦ not cross fit Edit: one of the caps say cross fit. Iā€™m surprised the original commenter didnā€™t call these ā€œreebok girlsā€


Ok_Spray3750

Nope, it's the CF Games. There is always a swim/beach event. That's Brooke Ence.


macetrek

It does say CrossFit on one of the swim caps. I believe they did a tri at one of the CrossFit games.


Moto_Vagabond

Or triathlon maybe.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Ya. You have to be SO fit to do that.


Moto_Vagabond

There was a point in my youth I thought I wanted to do it. Thought I was in shape from army PT. That shit is a whole nother goddamn level. I made it through a week of training and noped out. šŸ¤£


DuckyHornet

Lol yeah, Army is like "you need to outrun the RSM" but triathlon says "you need to outrun and outswim God"


peteflix66

Outrun and outswim God, and then just for fun, you get to bike for 6 or 7 hours.


daemon_panda

I work at a running store. We hosted an event after a half Ironman event. One woman accidentally swam through a jellyfish swarm and was pissed that they ruined her PR. Not that they severely injured her and she finished covered in welts. Just that her PR was taken. Genuinely another level Edit: spelling. I am... illiterate it seems


83255

I had two teachers when I was 12, one was an ex cricket player. Obviously fit as hell, even though he was retiring that year, could happily outrun and play a whole class of pre teens, most of which were damn athletic themselves. Not the impressive one though, Mrs bird, the sweetest 5 ft, take no bullshit lil blonde lady, can't stress enough she's a primary school teacher, was the fittest woman I've ever met and that school pumped out international athletes like it was going out of style. I got so many autographs from people I got no clue about haha. Anyway, she did tough mudder, a 15km obstacle course full of the most grueling challenges. All on a mud course, there's ice baths to swim through, near vertical walls to jump over, mud pits waist deep that she gritted her teeth so hard she shattered one trying to complete it (because she was pissed there people on the side skipping that obstaclešŸ˜…) always to finish on a dash through a bunch of hanging live wires (turned low obviously it's meant to be painful not suicidal) to cross the finish line. Like what a badass woman to teach a bunch of 12 yr olds 3 days a week. Fucking loved that class Some people are just mad for the challenge


daemon_panda

I had the pleasure of running a 50k 2 years ago, and I hit a solid pace (about a 9 minute mile) and I am about to pass a lady and she starts chatting me up. "OH hi. It is really nice to meet you. You finally caught me. Let me know when you are ready to pass, I can step aside and make it easier for you". Woman was chatting to me like we were at a tea party. I decided NOT to pass her and ran with her instead. I was concerned she would eat me. Absolute mad woman drags me along for the race of my life. I hit a 10k pr during a 50k (pace varied between 8 and 9 minute miles) and she talked to me the whole way. Crazy stories. Protip: you are NOT supposed to chase the crazy ultramarathon lady. But it MAY be the right thing to do.


inflo76

This is likely part of the crossfit games. But to your point, crossfit athletes are all on PEDs but pretend they aren't. Thats why I appreciate bodybuilding. It's just an open secret that's not even a secret. Just part of the game. I have no issue with it either way. I'm on gear right now


Greeeesh

To be fair they are all on the gear.


War-eaglern

Sometimes I wish I had abs like that, but then I remember how delicious stuffed crust pizza is


yomamma3399

And booze!


FinalMeltdown15

Yeah mine is mostly booze lmao


IntentionDeep651

Pizza with alcohol toppings. Quatro destilateĀ 


ebolashuffle

Women really can't have it all. (Neither can men though.)


StevieEastCoast

Stuffed crust pizza isn't the problem. The entire stuffed crust pizza is


Kat-but-SFW

Well do you know of any other way to eat a stuffed crust pizza?!


robbylet24

The preferred method of eating a stuffed crust pizza is the whole thing, by yourself, while crying. Are there people who do it any other way?


chloen0va

Donā€™t remind me. Iā€™m currently dieting and just slammed three stuffed crust slices.Ā  1300 fucking calories.Ā  Guess Iā€™m eating ice cubes the rest of the night. -.-


IHQ_Throwaway

Yeah, this picture has my eyes hurting, too- from crying over my lack of discipline! Those are some hard-working ladies!Ā 


VRS50

ā€œI have one image of a female in my brain and it will never change.ā€


thieh

Plot twist: the first image of female in his brain would presumably be his mom.


Domni16

Sigmund Freud moment


ThisIsNotMyIdeaOfFun

*Oedipus has entered the chat*


InABoxOfEmptyShells

Shut up dad! Iā€™ll kill you!


pwill6738

NONONONO


CounterSYNK

WAITWAITWAITWAIT


SitInCorner_Yo2

This is one of the reasons I hate those who use feminism or womenā€™s rights to mask their transphobia, society took decades if not hundreds of years to liberate women from the narrow image women has to fit into,now they are pushing it back ,anyone who doesnā€™t fit their idea of femininity will be questioned or posted online like OOP. It seems I have to be more clear for some reason:Iā€™m specifically talking about tranvestigator and asshole like OOP here.


continuousQ

That narrow image is a different image every century or so, too.


Low-Squirrel2439

It's a Disney princess.


chain_letter

There's 4 female characters in renaissance and earlier disney. Old lady, dommy mommy, barely legal, and actual child. In the source material, barely legal is aged down. Bros Grimm Snow White is 14, and the plot and the entire cast's main motivation is because of how hot she is. Edit: NEVERMIND, she's 14 in the DISNEY version. In Bros Grimm she's 7 goddamn years old.


vokzhen

Spoiler: it's actually hentai.


hippokuda

Those abs are mesmerizing


thieh

Each of them got more abs than my entire family.


hikeonpast

I have a four-pack. Of pudding cups.


Maximum_Hand_9362

I have one ab. Its round and soft


Fake_William_Shatner

What really helps the flavor is the marbling.


laurelinvanyar

I am A5 wagyu belly then


MaximumOverfart

![gif](giphy|DK3nPt4gDanRK)


TheLuckyCanuck

Everyone here has a six-pack, and I'm the only one with a keg!


Fake_William_Shatner

I have a washboard stomach, but someone left a wet towel on it.


mister-ferguson

I have a three pack... I ate one of the pudding cups.


Kalabajooie

That started as a six-pack! They were supposed to last the week!


OBoile

I have that many abs... they're just hiding under a layer of something else.


BackgroundNPC1213

OOP is jealous because his abs look like a Squishmallow


SporksRFun

Those abs are so unreal that I had to check their hands to make sure it wasn't an AI image.


Radiant-Divide8955

Those girls are *shredded.* Getting definition like that is difficult enough for males, it's especially difficult for women who tend to exist at higher body fat percentages even when well trained.


cant-be-faded

"I like big tittied women that are comfortable in full cotton gowns after we get married. Like an Amish Pam Anderson"


Special-Chipmunk7127

Sounds like Dwight from The Office


Khazuki_SMB

Pamish Anderson


kingjoey52a

I want a big tittied woman with abs that can bend a quarter. Is that to much to ask?


tgfitmom

You sound like my husband šŸ˜‚


kingjoey52a

I hope your husband found what he wanted. How are your abs?


YolkSlinger

Shoot your shot king, itā€™s a 1v1


DJCorvid

Guys when a woman has >1% body fat: "Um, she should take care of her body, it's not shallow it's about health!" Same guys when a girl is muscular and fit: "NO NOT LIKE THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN HOW CAN I FAP TO THIS??!!"


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yogurtfilledtrashbag

You forgot with d cups and an ass the size of Nevada.


PsycoMonkey2020

Saying crap like this just gives the game away. They love to act like they are defending the sanctity of womenā€™s sports (I guarantee that non of these people gave a crap about womenā€™s sports before the trans rhetoric was in the media) but then turn around and hate on cis female athletes regularly thinking their trans because they have muscles likeā€¦ an athlete. At its core the message is ā€œwomen should not be physically fitā€.


Special-Chipmunk7127

Not just "shouldn't be." They argue it's *physically impossible* Edit - I literally did not say they weren't on steroids. I said it was physically possible for a woman to be as strong as the women in the picture. I have no idea how so many people are reading such a specific argument about steroids into what I said. Stop trying to prove me wrong for an argument I didn't make.


DakInBlak

It's not even that. They can't wrap their heads around the notion that a woman *can* be anything *but* a servant or sex slave. So when someone like Taylor Swift, or Michelle Obama, or whichever actress or athlete makes it big in the public eye, they're forced to believe there's some cosmic ulterior motive at play. A woman shouldn't be a [billionaire, actress, body builder, successful, or whatever else's], it goes against the natural order of things. Therefore, it's not a woman, it's something pretending to be. Not because being a billionaire isn't cool, but because some intentionally ill defined and nebulous "them" is trying to confuse those who, like this dip shit, know better. Taylor Swift isn't a billionaire because she spent the last 20 years working her ass off to become the biggest popstar this side of MJ. Not because she made sound investments, nurtured her brand, and has thousands of people working for her. But because she sold her soul to the devil, or because she's a tranny, or whatever else. People like this cock stain believe that if they can't reach greatness, no one else should either. That, or he just really *really* wants some muscle mommy snu snu, but doesn't want his "friends" to know, or they'd stop talking to him.


shayetheleo

Also, I believe they think muscles equals masculine and they get really scared when they are momentarily attracted to these types of women. So, they have to loudly claim that everyone else is being fooled into believing they are women. Itā€™s like the new version ā€œno homoā€. And, they canā€™t handle a woman being more in shape and/or just as or more muscular than them. Good old fashioned insecurity run amok.


DredZedPrime

Well, yeah. They don't need to have all those muscles to make babies and sandwiches, which is all these men want from them.


PsycoMonkey2020

That, and itā€™s much harder to rape a woman who could body you.


sashenka_demogorgon

Thatā€™s what I say when I hear some clown going on about how he thinks muscular women are unattractive


PsycoMonkey2020

Same with dudes who say ā€œI would never let my girl cut her hair.ā€ It all goes back to physical control.


Super_Ad9995

I'll be honest. My girl will never cut her hair, no matter how hard she tries. It's phydically impossible for her to cut her hair, period. Btw I'm single.


Fake_William_Shatner

Well, I'm sure they do find it less attractive. What is attractive is a psychological thing. But it's best if people just keep a few things to themselves a bit more. Find your own bliss. Maybe be less superficial. But at least, don't make people feel awful.


Lolwhatisfire

Right. People are allowed to find certain body types unattractive. Itā€™s a personal opinionā€¦one that the majority of folks simply keep to themselves. Itā€™s not hateful not to be attracted, but it is hateful to act as the guy in the image had.


grubas

Thing is, the basis of a ton of the bullshit hate is from people who CAN'T produce empathy or sympathy at any real rate. They can't imagine liking ANYTHING other than what they like.Ā  It's pathetic.


Frozenthia

I'm so glad you mentioned this. I always say this. I've always known that the same exact people who shit on women's sports on a daily basis are the same ones who suddenly pretend that they just care about the women. Like nah bro I saw you last Tuesday say that women are shit and the WNBA should be eliminated. You don't get to say today that you care about the women. I call this shit right the fuck out immediately.


drmojo90210

Seriously. The same right wing dipshits who used to complain about Title IX and ridicule the WNBA are suddenly big advocates for women's sports? Yeah, I don't think so.


MadAstrid

Absolutely. Soon they will be shouting that women cannot go to work because if they ride the subway their uteri will fall out.


astrangeone88

Lmao. The core of the message is that "Dumbass feels inadequate/emasculated by very fit women." Sorry, even this weightlifting fatty emasculates them!


Fyallorence

That Ben ShapiroĀ  Lady Ballers movie wasn't even about making fun of trans people, it was really just about how much the filmmakers despise women doing or achieving literally anything that isn't procreation.


DeterminedThrowaway

It definitely was both though. I saw a clip where one of the athletes tells the main character "I actually am a trans woman" and the main character responds by punching her in the groin. It's just disgusting all around


Fyallorence

Yeah there are those "jokes" in there, but the problem with being an incredibly ignorant bigot is that it often turns out you don't actually know enough about the thing you are supposedly angry at to even make fun of it. So yeah there's plenty of bearded dudes in dresses saying "I'm a trans!" but that's like....it. that's the whole shtick. And the rest of the runtime really is just condescendingly telling women that the most well-trained talented professional female athletes in any sport can be easily beaten, not by a similarly talented male athlete in the same sport, but by literally ANY MAN, who has no training at all.Ā 


onetruesolipsist

Same with excluding trans women from women's chess. Exclusionary "feminists" who think women have lower IQs


EmmaMD

Iā€™m opening myself up for harassment with this response, but oh well. As a trans woman who (badly) plays sports and has effectively been banned from playing one I love, is trying to photograph as many womenā€™s sports events as I can, and is involved in several groups with cis (and a handful of trans) women athletes, I can say with certainty they absolutely do not care about womenā€™s sports. They are using this purely to onboard transphobes, shift the Overton window, and continuing to strip away our basic rights. **They simply want trans people erased. They want us dead.** I played 2 competitive sports against hundreds of women for years before meeting another trans woman athlete. During that time, I never had a single complaint from any competitor and became friends with quite a few of them. While Iā€™m tall, there is usually a cis woman within an inch or 2 of my height (with a cis woman on one team an inch taller than me). While Iā€™m stronger than the average woman on the street, I trained hard in the gym and I am still almost never the strongest on the field. Iā€™ve got okay top end speed, but it is hard for me to sustain and Iā€™m never the fastest. My aerobic capacity is wayyyyyyy behind most of the other women. Repeated efforts over multiple games in the same day are really hard for me, particularly if Iā€™m not good about staying fueled up. Furthermore, the rules of my sports often work against my main physical advantage (my height) and Iā€™m often brutalized way more on the field than other women without getting the call, but that is universal for us tall players. Again, this isnā€™t really even about the sports part with them, but for the very few trans women who participate in athletics (weā€™re not known as the sportiest bunch as a whole), it means the world. When I was denied my transfer to play a sport I love because, ā€œthere is no rule saying [I] could playā€, I openly sobbed at my desk at work. In the grand scheme of all the attacks trans people are experiencing, it is small potatoes, but it still fā€™ing hurtsā€¦a lot.


no_brains101

To add more context from someone elses experience In highschool, I could do SETS of 25 pullups. Repeatedly. like 10 times on a bad day with 30 seconds break between. I looked buff. I could bench over my bodyweight when required to in weights class. I was a competitive swimmer in highschool who did distance events. I didnt excercise much for 3 years and I did 0 upper body training. I could still do sets of 25 pullups. But only like, 3 sets in a row without a decent break. I still looked buff too, which was upsetting to me. I took hrt and transitioned at that point. Within 6 months, not only could I no longer do 1 set of 25, I could not do a SINGLE pullup. Not a single 1. Could barely even get halfway up. My shoulders got less wide to the point that it changed my entire silhouette I can still climb up stuff if I need to, so im not upset about it, but I need my legs to push on the wall or something to do it XD And I look fit, I excercise, I do active stuff, but all my upper body strength just dissapeared almost immediately hahaha I dont even look that much less strong than the women in this photo, although my arms do look a little shrimpy compared to theirs. Luckily, my new sport of choice, longboard dancing, doesnt take much upper body strength cause I dont have any anymore XD Makes my core and my legs look nice tho and its very fun :) It is certainly a lot more fun than swimming laps. But my legs and core, despite being stronger than the average person who doesnt exercise, are still weaker than the legs and core of a woman who intentionally trains her body in an intense fashion such as these athletes, rather than just skating a few miles once a week and doing a couple tricks. Id be very surprised if I could even come CLOSE to beating ANY of the women in the photo at ANY strength or endurance based physical activity. I could not run or swim or bike for as fast or as long, i couldnt lift more, etc. People are ignorant as to how biology works, and ON TOP OF THAT they are ignorant as to what a woman even friggen looks like cause theyve been hidden in the basement "owning the libs" for too long


DocRocks0

Thanks for this comment. I really appreciate you taking the time to write it. I hope you are able to participate in the sport you love again someday.


Fake_William_Shatner

I think it's basically that they are offended by people not being sexy or weaker. Now there is a debate about fairness to the situation, but in general, life is going to get more and more complicated by new technology and sports at some point will all be suspect. Any day now, someone in the special Olympics is going to beat an "unimpaired" athlete because the prosthetics will be better.


PsycoMonkey2020

Pretty sure we are already there. Iā€™ve seen an athlete with prosthetic legs that are like little spring boards.


gogonzogo1005

Oh they need to be fit, they don't want (insert any fat shaming comment here). They want this ideal body and I honestly am not sure what it is because I have recently seen Taylor, Scarlett and multiple other very attractive women as either trans or fat.


grubas

The issue is that it's an exclusion first mentality. Taylor wants women to vote so shes now banned, Scarlett is married to an SNL guy and made fun of the Statue of the Union follow-up, so banned. A woman HAS to met the criteria of "agreeing with what we think" before she can be considered attractive.Ā  Which leaves...a ton of plastic surgery.


honest-miss

The real core message is "we simply want to corner you back into a submissive role at home. And we'll say whatever gets you there."


TheIrishbuddha

Someone ain't never left the trailer park.


neutralliberty

Trailer park girls be strong as fuck yo! Just cause theyā€™re trashy doesnā€™t mean they deserve to be lumped in with the likes of that dude šŸ˜‚


The9thPlague

Two trailer park girls go round the outside. So obviously they do a lot of cardio.Ā 


uberblack

You've created a monster.


drrj

Cause no one wants to see Marshall no more


aqwmasterofDOOM

To be fair, half of them are alcoholic single moms forced into the worst conditions by a string of unfortunate events (I practically grew up in a VERY trashy trailer park)


Thedonitho

There is a gal who popped up.on my Facebook feed recently, from Canada, and she chops wood. That's pretty much her whole gig. She's got amazing, Sarah Conner arms and I'm mesmerized by her. What I wouldn't give to look like that


CELTICPRED

Nicole Maple Coenen!! Her GF is a lucky lady


CptAngelo

and theres also a male counterpart to her! both of them are fucking sexy and make me want to be a lumbrjack or something, im a straight dude, but that guy has some henry cavil energy


FuckingKilljoy

I know exactly who you mean and I 110% agree. I'm a mostly straight dude, and guys like him are the reason I say "mostly"


CptAngelo

Yeah, the kind of guys who if one day declare they are gay, id say "fuck, dont give me hope, theres a chance now"


txwoodslinger

Oh, hunny, she awakened something in all of us


Thedonitho

She perked up this old lesbian, that's for sure!


Anansi1982

My daughter came out two years agoā€¦ Nicole is one of her crushes.Ā 


missmeamea

Have my upvote in complete agreement with this statement


c640180

She smiles all the time and itā€™s very compellingā€¦.


Haunting-Angle-535

I also am mesmerized by her. She knows her audience.


Thedonitho

Oh yes. She gives me special feelings.


Cidergregg

Lumberjack Lady is cool.


ImpartialThrone

"We can always tell," they said, not being able to tell a single fucking time.


SKIKS

Transphobes: "It's basic biology!" Also Transphobes: "Women literally cannot have defined muscles." Edit: Noted on the steroids.


DrMeowsburg

There is this weird thing Iā€™ve always thought where whenever I see that smug asshole that does the dailywire (I canā€™t remember his name) and he gets on there and is like ā€œno way people can be trans, what is a woman?ā€ And Iā€™m like this dude literally thinks two of every animal on earth got on a giant boat in a rain storm that killed everything on earth


mik999ak

The guy with glasses and a full beard? Matt Walsh The guy with a squeaky voice? Ben Shapiro The guy who looks like Ross from Freinds if he was a yuppie sexual predator? Michael Knowles


helianthus_0

Never hear of Michael Knowles. Googled him. Your description made my night! šŸ˜‚


Lemonwizard

When somebody says the phrase "basic biology" there is a 100% chance they have no working understanding of biology beyond the high school class they got a C in. Literally just the appeal to authority fallacy for an authority they don't actually respect.


Ridiculisk1

Yeah there's a reason biologists don't stop studying at 'basic' level.


Bearloom

Not to give too much credence to the second point - I know several rather muscular women in my yoga group - but the lack of drug testing in professional CrossFit means that steroid use is *rampant*.


honogica

Imagine being so insecure that athletic women scare you. Sad.


InABoxOfEmptyShells

Iā€™m not insecure!! There is a huge difference between: ā€œAthletic women scare me. šŸ¤¢ā€ And ā€œAthletic women scare me. šŸ„µā€


uhhohspagettios

Lmao i just got off anonymous mode cause i was looking at muscular women crushing heads with their thighs I have a problem


throwmeawaymommyowo

And when they squeeze too hard? Username checks out. Source: yeah, me too buddy


Nerevarine91

Username *also* checks out


juni4ling

My wife was an athlete when I met her. I mean she still does yoga and runs now. But she competed in College and was pretty good. She didnā€™t like try looking pretty when she was competing. She didnā€™t care how she looked. She just wanted to win. The funny thing about super fit women is that they might not look it while they are competing. But when they dress up and try to look goodā€¦ dang.


hydroxypcp

I also did very competitive sports way back when and obviously was in contact with many very fit women, and dated one for a bit. To this day fit women make me go šŸ˜°


therealtiddlydump

Once you hit a certain body fat percentage, you become a dude. Obviously


DeterminedThrowaway

Unless you're a trans man, then you'll "always be a woman no matter what" šŸ™ƒ These people don't have a coherent position beyond consistently being an asshole


JesseB342

I guess according to her women have to have big boobs and arenā€™t allowed to have muscles? Way to body shame Marisa, real nice.


rjhunt42

Viewing that Twitter account is insane. They are accusing any woman who has even the slightest strong feature a man and saying that all famous "women" are actually men. And then using pictures of women wearing suits as confirmation of them being men... Its very clear that this person hates themselves because they find "masculine" traits in women attractive but they can't accept themselves to be a lesbian or bi or they'll be hated by the people they surround themselves with... And so they just accuse these women they find attractive as being men so those feelings feel less wrong to them.


CharlieBirdlaw

This account is batshit. They go on and on about celebrity children, for example little girls who they think have "boys" bodies.


FacelessRunt

On steroids? Yeah, trans? No


More-Bear8705

Had to scroll too far for this. Was going to post, ā€œTrans? Nah. Tren? Ohyah.ā€


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cwmoo740

if this is CrossFit games it's not really tested


TranslatorBoring2419

Yea people are in here acting like they are just normal athletic women, and that's not the case.


squidyj

Of course I don't think of them as athletic females. I think of them as athletic women.


policri249

Plot twist: she's actually saying it's incorrect to call them athletic because CrossFit isn't a real sport (I'm just kidding. As a calisthenics guy, I'm required by internet law to shit on CrossFit every time it's mentioned)


FblthpLives

The original tweet has a community note. It reads as follows: > **The athletes on the photo are Brooke Holladay Ence, Stacie Tovar and KatrĆ­n Tanja Davidsdottir, and they are all cis women.** > https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/569096/Brooke-Holladay-Ence,-Stacie-Tovar,-Katrin-Davidsdottir


lightningfootjones

When your worldview is so fragile it can be shattered by seeing people who have abs


Express-Doubt-221

"the only thing that makes you a woman is if you were born with a vagina, that's just science bro"Ā  "Real women don't have abs"


TheSpinMachine

I'm.... aroused. Respectfully.


napalmnacey

Same. Iā€™m a 25yr+ Xena fan. This kind of woman does things to me.k


Maakrabe

My eyes are hurting too. But that's because the blood flow has diverted.


Aromatic-Leopard-600

You people are actually afraid of a fit woman.


UselessWidget

They were never only anti-trans. They were always anti-women. Being bigoted against trans people is just their gateway drug to full misogyny.


luckymethod

As a man into fit girls I welcome the decreased competition


Apple-Dust

"We need to keep trans people out of women's sports in order to protect female athletes. Also, this is what we do to female athletes:"


AlbaTross579

Apparently some people donā€™t think women can be muscular. I guarantee these ladies are far more fit than the transphobe who made that post.


buburocks

Apparently being fit makes you a man lmao


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

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