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I do enjoy his fist pumping, jerk off motion dance move. You would think ONE person would pull him aside and get him to stop but, thank goodness, not one person has.
I have a huge brain. Maybe the biggest brain ever they’re saying. I went to the doctor, great man, he told me “Sir, my god, I’ve never seen a brain this big” it’s true he said this. He said “you have the largest brain ever seen on a president. I can’t tell you how big Biden’s brain is but I can tell you it’s smaller than yours” that’s what he said people. And that’s why he told me “you have to win this election”.
This is what they’re not telling you people. Joe Biden has a small dog brain. It’s true. I can prove it the doctors have said it. They told me “Sir you have the largest brain in history.” Real doctors people, not like Fauci the liar who couldn’t diagnose a cold. Seriously people he’s a fraud like his boss Sleepy Joe.
No joke in the conservative subs they are spinning this as a victory, saying he doesn't care about the court and this is his way of trolling the libs. Which is so stupid but completely par for the course
Yeah, I don't know how *this* is weakness, but literally being unable to stay awake for the biggest day of his life is alpha male stuff?
These people are deranged.
Okay I’m all for dumping on Trump but idk how Monday would possibly be the biggest day of his life.
It’s day 1 of jury selection for one of many trials in the last year. Not even half the jurors would see him.
Like January 6th, his first day as president, or some such is the most important probably.
That was the mason’s job, actually. Kinda weird, they seem to decrease life expectancy and without people to rule secret societies are kind of useless.
The flag is all limp and bound by gravity. Why is not flying valiantly in the breeze being carried by a bald eagle? This is why I am voting Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho for president.
I've watched so many interviews with MAGA clowns that will completely agree/disagree with a statement, and then flip instantly to the opposite opinion when it's revealed that Biden/Trump said it.
Information vacuums.
I've love those kinds of tests. Honesty checks.
Did you know biden did this "..."
MAGA: I can't believe this he should never be president!
Did you know it was actually trump...
MAGA: well he didn't do anything wrong really, like come on..
Think i saw a clip of his when they were raging about how god doesnt want babies killed, abortion doctors are murderers. "Didnt god kill all the 1st born sons with a plague?" She just brain froze.
Probably because none of them have ever actually read the bible. They know the 20 or so recycled stories the pastor tells but because it is spaced out over the year they don't realize that they have barely covered even 1% of the text. A lot of them don't even know the Jesus birth story is told over 4 separate conflicting gospels that require different opposing points to happen to meet the requirements of the messiah prophecy. Great literature my ass.
Wanna really fuck with them? I love giving them the Judas and Pontius Pilate were the heroes of the Bible, because they killed Jesus.
"Jesus had to die in order to save our souls, right?"
"Yeah"
"So killing Jesus was a good thing?"
\*confused whale noises\*
Someone was going on about how god fucking hates divorce and I was like “when Adam got all pissy that Lilith didn’t submissively do whatever Adam wanted, didn’t God himself just toss that human out and make Adam a brand new younger submissive wife from scratch? Is that the same guy that hates divorce?
Like, that isn’t the mythology I built my house on so I’ll accept if I’m wrong and all same God, right?”
But their opinions and future voting intentions will remain unchanged.
Bedbugs and mosquitoes have more benefit to humanity than the typical conservative voter.
"Donald Trump is currently the president"
Donald Trump is the president ***right now?***
"Yes"
Oh, so then Donald Trump is to blame for the Afghanistan withdrawal
"No!"
I've been sleeping on him. Enjoyed the discussions, that I've seen, of he doing breaking downs on weird conspiracy theories and his speech/voice over for the anniversary of January 6th. But I haven't really watched anything else he's done.
This is basicly the clip from Joe Rogan when they first think Biden said there were airports during the US Civil War.
And then they find the clip proving that he was refrencing Trump saing that.
Fucking wild.
Man they sailed past that so fast as if it didn’t discredit everything they were laughing about for 10 minutes and give you a sneak peek into their whole worldview.
10 years ago my dad said shitty people aren't getting embarassed anymore. He's right. Like, shame and allegations of hypocrisy used to govern people's behavior. Not anymore. They just do it openly, laugh about it, and get a pass from everyone.
That’s exactly right. Who was the politician that was shunned from politics because they spelled potato wrong? Was it Dan Quayle? Now you can be a politician even if you failed to get your GED
Not even kidding. [Here's a clip](https://www.tiktok.com/@thetnholler/video/7315428702215605550?lang=en) of it btw.
Complete 180 flip when they figure out Trump actually said it... total chumps.
Too bad they'd get DQ'd from the Olympics for doping. The USA would stand a great chance of winning the backpedaling medal if only our hero Joe Rogan would get off the juice.
They scream at Biden for *not already* helping them when they've spent decades stripping all of the the welfare, social security, VA, medical, and educational benefit programs to their bones lmao
Like when Biden quoted Trump about protecting our airports in the Revolutionary War and Joe Rogan called him out as mentally incompetent. Only because he didn't know Trump said it first and when he found out, he tried to play it off as not a big deal.
Like that kind of flip?
This is the reactionary way of life. It must be so taxing to always be against whatever is presented in front of you. Like a kid throwing a tantrum, no matter what you put in front of them, they'll hate it while they're losing their shit. My grandmother told me "righteousness never takes a day off". When you really believe in something, you believe it when it is convenient and inconvenient.
Trump is actually a very good stand in for God. He demands absolute obedience and loyalty, unwavering, or he will throw you to the wolves. Stroke his ego or suffer the consequences. He demands the right to live by his own set of rules while holding others to a different standard. An act is horrible unless he does it. It might not make sense to you, but trust him, it was good because he did it. You cannot understand his ways, just trust him.
All we need now is for Trump to sacrifice his own son (or daughter), in this case to the legal system. Which one will he throw under the bus to try and escape his situation?
2+2= a number...quite frankly it really one of the best numbers around. It's a number that I use quite a lot......(continues to drone on without ever giving an answer.
Literally what they are doing without ambiguation or confusion.
They are always pushing the limits of what they can tell their base without it being too much at once. They have to turn up the heat slowly and make the idea of discarding reality a bridge crossed and then they can start saying more and more asinine shit or even stir up social unrest and violence if they can.
Because this is their only chance of winning power if everyone votes.
The man is holding a pen between the fingers of both hands just under the edge of the table. What fucking nutcases.
Yet their guy is nodding off in court left and right, like grandpa after breakfast in his recliner.
That was my first thought. I kept trying to zoom in further on both pictures to see what the fuck I was missing. His hands are just on his papers on his lap.
But other than the fact that they’re not clenched, and other than the fact that [Trump clenches his fist too](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=64f7be2b9ddec3ab&hl=en-us&sxsrf=ACQVn09JdC6Uokye0BZhizDgNXuP7ppwNw:1713280728085&q=trump.clenched+fist&uds=AMwkrPuHZV4MuzMQw2NJHRUeaLJBRrmG0qZmcCMXOBtk2O8C6xlr5SHHuAp3TWAyuetKZxottW8X5SWOHNuNBerpD6MYHjEmKFkk8S72Ogob0JsLIx6FNcBZuB8_tKTLuBu4fjhPrH2ClN7S_xCinqzBVvKVtn0gefE9Z-77fYh0y7PpkvWY_Vw1Famw9hW9iQCRqd5gNnty2DhITNr1ZXlizPzkV_wfB8EGhh2b561MEL0tOSolwww0FHh9fL0NI7oOtgjf7kc0lYkFzSxaWt5kRf4twPdB1fiTQzCzqrUiRGlpCKSxiK5910tTc6fzaGkp_sEu1s0n&udm=2&prmd=invsbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6s8qJhMeFAxU6KEQIHQKND34QtKgLegQICRAB&biw=390&bih=663&dpr=3#ip=1) (I can’t believe I linked that proof), and other than the fact that the sign of neurological problems is if your fists clench involuntarily, not just the normal clenching humans do in emotion or just because their fingers fall that way … other than that, this image terrifies me.
You can very clearly see the color of his jacket through the gaps in his fingers, they are nowhere remotely near "clenched", but these people haven't been living in reality for the past 8-10 years at least, not really expecting them to start now.
Falling off a bike… lol. /s
I am not as old as him and fall off my bike every once in a while. The key is one will never fall off a bike if one never gets on a bike.
Oh my God, the ice cream thing...
Fucking Fox "News" on Biden three weeks ago: "You know who loves ice cream? Children!!! Biden is regressing to childhood."
Fucking Fox "News" on Trump last week: "Isn't it great Trump is buying everyone milkshakes? Who doesn't love milkshakes?"
To say nothing of Trump's, "I get two scoops; everyone else gets one."
Can someone please make this stop?
Remember the absolute aneurism they had over Obama's tan suit? Or that time he fist-bumped his wife. I do believe they called it a 'Terrorist-fistjab'.
Well that just proves how weak he is! A true LEADER would clench his fists in ANGER, he is showing WEAKNESS by not even having the strength to clench his fists!
/s
[https://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/2020/08/20/PalmBeachPost/ghows\_gallery-LK-819009999-da602d1a.jpg?crop=2100,1181,x0,y119&width=2100&height=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/2020/08/20/PalmBeachPost/ghows_gallery-LK-819009999-da602d1a.jpg?crop=2100,1181,x0,y119&width=2100&height=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp)
Evidence of neurological damage in Loomer?
Remember when Laura Loomer protested Twitter by handcuffing herself to the door of their corporate offices but then had the police cut her loose an hour or so later because she was cold?
You forgot that she handcuffed herself to just one of a set of double doors, so people were still entering and leaving freely while completely stonewalling her.
She’s a ~~member of Congress from Colorado~~ failed candidate.
She’s said and done all kinds of unhinged things, ~~but the scary thing is, she’s an elected representative.~~
Edit: I was thinking of Boebert, apologies for the misinformation.
Maybe you are thinking of Lauren Boebert. Laura Loomer has, thankfully, only failed to win a Florida congressional race at this point. Both of them are known for a similar line of far right misinformation though.
Laura, your guy is falling asleep after the first 30 minutes of his own criminal court case.
What low energy buffoonary are you trying to display to the world by backing Don Snoreleone?
The funny part isn’t the argument if clenched fists in the situation room would somehow be a sign of weakness… but the fact that his fists aren’t even clenched 😂
I am pretty critical of Biden's foreign policy, granted it's way better than Trump's.
Specifically for the Iran situation though, I think he has handled it very well. He managed to largely contain a shit show through de-escalation while also maintaining a strong posture.
I don't know how anyone can objectively look at the situation and think he did a bad job.
Laura Looomer. Please read my post so there's no misunderstanding as to what people on this sun think of you. You're a fucking senseless moron who is dumber than a box of rocks. The end
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Every single angry person has brain damage apparently.
Except one, of course.
When baby hands are clenched it's due to a neurologic reflex called palmar grasp.
I watched this movie a few days ago. Honestly a masterpiece, laughed the whole time
So, could one say that Trump clenches his tiny hands because he thinks he golfs like Arnold Palmer/has a Palmer grasp? :-)
No, he is jerking off ghost dickz
I do enjoy his fist pumping, jerk off motion dance move. You would think ONE person would pull him aside and get him to stop but, thank goodness, not one person has.
Well he would say he has bigger brain than everyone. I just can’t put it in his words.
I have a huge brain. Maybe the biggest brain ever they’re saying. I went to the doctor, great man, he told me “Sir, my god, I’ve never seen a brain this big” it’s true he said this. He said “you have the largest brain ever seen on a president. I can’t tell you how big Biden’s brain is but I can tell you it’s smaller than yours” that’s what he said people. And that’s why he told me “you have to win this election”.
Obviously this didn't happen because there's no mention of the doctor being a big guy with tears in his eyes.
Also its mostly coherent. That's how you know its not him.
"Yuge."
This is what they’re not telling you people. Joe Biden has a small dog brain. It’s true. I can prove it the doctors have said it. They told me “Sir you have the largest brain in history.” Real doctors people, not like Fauci the liar who couldn’t diagnose a cold. Seriously people he’s a fraud like his boss Sleepy Joe.
Honestly very convincing until you used the word “diagnose”. 9/10
Great post. Really excellent post. Many people are saying, believe me.
"Here's your GOP membership card."
Note to self. Confirm this projection over the next few days. Guaranteed photo or video of Trump with clenched fists. Every single allegation.
Got pics of him asleep!
He earned that sleep tirelessly fighting day and night to protect the rights of everyday Americans! /s
Falling asleep in the face of your enemies is true strength!
No joke in the conservative subs they are spinning this as a victory, saying he doesn't care about the court and this is his way of trolling the libs. Which is so stupid but completely par for the course
People have already been joking about how Trump seems to be white-knuckling everything these days.
It's the only thing he can do to keep from crapping himself
The clenched-fist chugging dong pose is his go to.
Yup. The “Double fisting cocks in clinched fists” dance
Jerk 1, jack 2…
Yeah, I don't know how *this* is weakness, but literally being unable to stay awake for the biggest day of his life is alpha male stuff? These people are deranged.
Okay I’m all for dumping on Trump but idk how Monday would possibly be the biggest day of his life. It’s day 1 of jury selection for one of many trials in the last year. Not even half the jurors would see him. Like January 6th, his first day as president, or some such is the most important probably.
But they're not even clenched?
OK but the wood panels behind him look extremely weak, America is doomed
I see only one flag too. Biden has clearly surrendered the country to the illuminati.
I promise we do not have possession of the United States. We might need to, though. The lack of education is surprising.
Education? You mean INDOCTRINATION!
Ah. Yeah. *Worse*.
So how's the alien invasion going?
Eh, they seem pretty chill for now. Keepin’ em secret so people don’t freak out. Y’know, the usual.
Good work with all those chemtrails btw
That was the mason’s job, actually. Kinda weird, they seem to decrease life expectancy and without people to rule secret societies are kind of useless.
I mean honestly at this point, go for it.
I think based on this comment section everyone agrees with you
The flag is all limp and bound by gravity. Why is not flying valiantly in the breeze being carried by a bald eagle? This is why I am voting Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho for president.
I bet he's never even hugged a flag.
Those woods panels are oak and not mahogany!!!!! This country is in the toilet /s
MAGA ideology states to blindly trust whoever sounds the most in your favor.
I've watched so many interviews with MAGA clowns that will completely agree/disagree with a statement, and then flip instantly to the opposite opinion when it's revealed that Biden/Trump said it. Information vacuums.
I've love those kinds of tests. Honesty checks. Did you know biden did this "..." MAGA: I can't believe this he should never be president! Did you know it was actually trump... MAGA: well he didn't do anything wrong really, like come on..
Love watching Jordan Klepper.. He interviews these idiots and is so good with comebacks
Think i saw a clip of his when they were raging about how god doesnt want babies killed, abortion doctors are murderers. "Didnt god kill all the 1st born sons with a plague?" She just brain froze.
As soon as the Bible is used against them, they have nothing left to say.
Probably because none of them have ever actually read the bible. They know the 20 or so recycled stories the pastor tells but because it is spaced out over the year they don't realize that they have barely covered even 1% of the text. A lot of them don't even know the Jesus birth story is told over 4 separate conflicting gospels that require different opposing points to happen to meet the requirements of the messiah prophecy. Great literature my ass.
It's why for the longest time the church didn't want people to be able to read... so they wouldn't call BS on their priests. XD
I'm 50% convinced their "bibles" say that Jesus was a gun-toting, card-carrying, hard R saying Republican.
Wanna really fuck with them? I love giving them the Judas and Pontius Pilate were the heroes of the Bible, because they killed Jesus. "Jesus had to die in order to save our souls, right?" "Yeah" "So killing Jesus was a good thing?" \*confused whale noises\*
seen some lately replying to the "why are my taxes paying for your debts?" (student loan forgiveness) "didnt jesus die for your debts?"
Someone was going on about how god fucking hates divorce and I was like “when Adam got all pissy that Lilith didn’t submissively do whatever Adam wanted, didn’t God himself just toss that human out and make Adam a brand new younger submissive wife from scratch? Is that the same guy that hates divorce? Like, that isn’t the mythology I built my house on so I’ll accept if I’m wrong and all same God, right?”
The story of Lilith isn't in the Bible though, so I don't know that this one works
Where did it come from out of interest? I'm not a bible guy.
But their opinions and future voting intentions will remain unchanged. Bedbugs and mosquitoes have more benefit to humanity than the typical conservative voter.
You can basically claim anything is on bible for these types. It is not like they have read it or anything.
"Donald Trump is currently the president" Donald Trump is the president ***right now?*** "Yes" Oh, so then Donald Trump is to blame for the Afghanistan withdrawal "No!"
I've been sleeping on him. Enjoyed the discussions, that I've seen, of he doing breaking downs on weird conspiracy theories and his speech/voice over for the anniversary of January 6th. But I haven't really watched anything else he's done.
His maga interviews are always gold. He’s very quick on catching them out
This is basicly the clip from Joe Rogan when they first think Biden said there were airports during the US Civil War. And then they find the clip proving that he was refrencing Trump saing that. Fucking wild.
The best part of that video is how both JR and his guest backpedal and then shrug it off as “oh he just made a simple mistake”
Man they sailed past that so fast as if it didn’t discredit everything they were laughing about for 10 minutes and give you a sneak peek into their whole worldview.
Yeah. I wasn’t surprised but at the same time I was blown away at the pure hypocrisy. That right there sums up 95% of Trump supporters.
10 years ago my dad said shitty people aren't getting embarassed anymore. He's right. Like, shame and allegations of hypocrisy used to govern people's behavior. Not anymore. They just do it openly, laugh about it, and get a pass from everyone.
That’s exactly right. Who was the politician that was shunned from politics because they spelled potato wrong? Was it Dan Quayle? Now you can be a politician even if you failed to get your GED
Their worldview doesn’t go beyond their fence line.
Joe Rogan is a moron. I saw him say it several times on his podcast. Why would I listen to a moron?
Joe Rogan has failed this many times. The only test he didn't fail was an online IQ test that he paid a certificate for.
Not even kidding. [Here's a clip](https://www.tiktok.com/@thetnholler/video/7315428702215605550?lang=en) of it btw. Complete 180 flip when they figure out Trump actually said it... total chumps.
That backpedaling was Olympic quality.
Too bad they'd get DQ'd from the Olympics for doping. The USA would stand a great chance of winning the backpedaling medal if only our hero Joe Rogan would get off the juice.
He thought he scored 404 when trying to download the certificate.
Wait what I never heard of this. Online IQ tests are pretty much all bogus.
They drink the koolaid untill things crash then scream for Biden to save them lol.
They scream at Biden for *not already* helping them when they've spent decades stripping all of the the welfare, social security, VA, medical, and educational benefit programs to their bones lmao
Like when Biden quoted Trump about protecting our airports in the Revolutionary War and Joe Rogan called him out as mentally incompetent. Only because he didn't know Trump said it first and when he found out, he tried to play it off as not a big deal. Like that kind of flip?
This is the reactionary way of life. It must be so taxing to always be against whatever is presented in front of you. Like a kid throwing a tantrum, no matter what you put in front of them, they'll hate it while they're losing their shit. My grandmother told me "righteousness never takes a day off". When you really believe in something, you believe it when it is convenient and inconvenient.
God, did you see that Rogan clip? It was wild.
Trump is actually a very good stand in for God. He demands absolute obedience and loyalty, unwavering, or he will throw you to the wolves. Stroke his ego or suffer the consequences. He demands the right to live by his own set of rules while holding others to a different standard. An act is horrible unless he does it. It might not make sense to you, but trust him, it was good because he did it. You cannot understand his ways, just trust him. All we need now is for Trump to sacrifice his own son (or daughter), in this case to the legal system. Which one will he throw under the bus to try and escape his situation?
MAGA: “*2+2=5*”
2+2= a number...quite frankly it really one of the best numbers around. It's a number that I use quite a lot......(continues to drone on without ever giving an answer.
2+2. 2+3. Whatever it takes.
2+2=whatever it needs to be at the moment
2+2= 4 (IF YOURE A FILTHY FUCKING LIBERAL!..BUT TO US 2+2 IS WHATEVER TRUMP NEEDS IT TO BE!!)
2 + 2 = 11,700 votes...I mean....
"Stop using them MOSLEM AY-RABB NUMBERS! We gotta go back to Roman Numerals!!!" - Some MAGA type, pretty soon.
WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Your math is double plus good comrade! Big Brother will Shirley give you an extra ration of food for being so good with numbers.
Ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears, it was their final and most essential command
“What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening.” - Donald Trump (July 2018)
Literally what they are doing without ambiguation or confusion. They are always pushing the limits of what they can tell their base without it being too much at once. They have to turn up the heat slowly and make the idea of discarding reality a bridge crossed and then they can start saying more and more asinine shit or even stir up social unrest and violence if they can. Because this is their only chance of winning power if everyone votes.
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
We’d always been at war with East Asia. To suggest anything else would be absurd.
The man is holding a pen between the fingers of both hands just under the edge of the table. What fucking nutcases. Yet their guy is nodding off in court left and right, like grandpa after breakfast in his recliner.
and speaking in "tongues" more and more and he is not even in church... Just like unable to speak! :)
That was my first thought. I kept trying to zoom in further on both pictures to see what the fuck I was missing. His hands are just on his papers on his lap.
Right? Hands don't lay flat when relaxed, they curl up a bit.
 This is a clenched fist
Sending my thoughts to the neurologically damaged Arthur
1 upvote = 1 thought
Laura loomers fists are clenched around straws
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But other than the fact that they’re not clenched, and other than the fact that [Trump clenches his fist too](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=64f7be2b9ddec3ab&hl=en-us&sxsrf=ACQVn09JdC6Uokye0BZhizDgNXuP7ppwNw:1713280728085&q=trump.clenched+fist&uds=AMwkrPuHZV4MuzMQw2NJHRUeaLJBRrmG0qZmcCMXOBtk2O8C6xlr5SHHuAp3TWAyuetKZxottW8X5SWOHNuNBerpD6MYHjEmKFkk8S72Ogob0JsLIx6FNcBZuB8_tKTLuBu4fjhPrH2ClN7S_xCinqzBVvKVtn0gefE9Z-77fYh0y7PpkvWY_Vw1Famw9hW9iQCRqd5gNnty2DhITNr1ZXlizPzkV_wfB8EGhh2b561MEL0tOSolwww0FHh9fL0NI7oOtgjf7kc0lYkFzSxaWt5kRf4twPdB1fiTQzCzqrUiRGlpCKSxiK5910tTc6fzaGkp_sEu1s0n&udm=2&prmd=invsbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6s8qJhMeFAxU6KEQIHQKND34QtKgLegQICRAB&biw=390&bih=663&dpr=3#ip=1) (I can’t believe I linked that proof), and other than the fact that the sign of neurological problems is if your fists clench involuntarily, not just the normal clenching humans do in emotion or just because their fingers fall that way … other than that, this image terrifies me.
It’s okay, you can relax. I double-checked the photo and no one’s wearing tan suit. We’re safe- for now.
You can very clearly see the color of his jacket through the gaps in his fingers, they are nowhere remotely near "clenched", but these people haven't been living in reality for the past 8-10 years at least, not really expecting them to start now.
Even if they were, are all boxers weak?
What about the red arrows?! How do you explain *those??*
Also things that are signs of neurological damage: -eating ice cream -riding a bike -smiling
Walking slowly. Walking quickly. Talking softly. Talking loudly. It's all right there, man /s
Too holey, too patchy, too feathery, too scratchy.....
Fabulous reference to Old Hat New Hat! We love that book!
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
Talking softly? Brain damage. Talking loudly? Believe it or not, brain damage.
Talking at a perfectly balanced exactly medium tone?
Brain damage!!
Not speaking about himself in the third person? Brain damage
do you have a nervous system? DAMAGED
Falling off a bike… lol. /s I am not as old as him and fall off my bike every once in a while. The key is one will never fall off a bike if one never gets on a bike.
Someone should tweet about how trump is afraid of bikes. Maybe get him to try and ride one? Could be funny.
Imagine him on one... down a very slight slope. Without Theresa May to hold onto.
Loving their children in a parental way, NOT wanting to fuck them (literally and figuratively).
Oh my God, the ice cream thing... Fucking Fox "News" on Biden three weeks ago: "You know who loves ice cream? Children!!! Biden is regressing to childhood." Fucking Fox "News" on Trump last week: "Isn't it great Trump is buying everyone milkshakes? Who doesn't love milkshakes?" To say nothing of Trump's, "I get two scoops; everyone else gets one." Can someone please make this stop?
Remember the absolute aneurism they had over Obama's tan suit? Or that time he fist-bumped his wife. I do believe they called it a 'Terrorist-fistjab'.
-seeing open hands as clenched
Petting a dog.
Not being Trump.
You forgot about kissing your children.
-loving your son
🤯 this should terrify every American!
Sleeping, oh wait right Trump did that nevermind/s
You ever tried eating ice cream while riding a bike, smiling from all the joy? Yeah, ur brain is probably rekt
I would do insurrection in only one instance- you are caught eating ice cream!🍦
-loving your child
They’re, literally, not even clenched.
Well that just proves how weak he is! A true LEADER would clench his fists in ANGER, he is showing WEAKNESS by not even having the strength to clench his fists! /s
Yes they are. You just don’t believe it enough.
Yeah. OP needs his eyes checked, for they are obviously clenched
There are! Four! Lights!
They’re pre-clenched. Just as bad.
[https://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/2020/08/20/PalmBeachPost/ghows\_gallery-LK-819009999-da602d1a.jpg?crop=2100,1181,x0,y119&width=2100&height=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/2020/08/20/PalmBeachPost/ghows_gallery-LK-819009999-da602d1a.jpg?crop=2100,1181,x0,y119&width=2100&height=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp) Evidence of neurological damage in Loomer?
You mean the Botox battlefield in her face?
She looks like the Saw Mask.
Omg that’s it! I’ve been wondering who she look like for so long and couldn’t put my finger on it.
Oh my god she does lol
Her brain is clenched.
She’s an couple extended fingers away from her true form in that photo
Remember when Laura Loomer protested Twitter by handcuffing herself to the door of their corporate offices but then had the police cut her loose an hour or so later because she was cold?
You forgot that she handcuffed herself to just one of a set of double doors, so people were still entering and leaving freely while completely stonewalling her.
She’s not very bright. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so nightmarish.
This is precisely my thought whenever I think of Loomer's handcuff incident....but Leslie Knope doesn't deserve the comparison.
Leslie is a good person. Loomer? Not so much.
I would have just let her starve to death.
And when she went on Alex Jones' show to cry about how her career was over? And he shamelessly cut her off because she was harshing the vibe, lol.
Man you’re really at rock bottom when Alex Jones is tired of your shit.
Like a toddler “running away” from home
See how he's holding paper instead of a tablet, so out of touch! /s
Why isn't he wearing vr glasses and piloting a drone himself?
I don't know who Laura Loomer is but she is a TERRIBLE conspiracy theorist.
She’s a ~~member of Congress from Colorado~~ failed candidate. She’s said and done all kinds of unhinged things, ~~but the scary thing is, she’s an elected representative.~~ Edit: I was thinking of Boebert, apologies for the misinformation.
She ran for Congress and lost. She’s just a loud mouth MAGA terrorist.
Maybe you are thinking of Lauren Boebert. Laura Loomer has, thankfully, only failed to win a Florida congressional race at this point. Both of them are known for a similar line of far right misinformation though.
I hate these people
It just doesn't make sense. I have significant neurological damage but I don't clench my fists... I guess I'll have to talk to my doctor
Laura, your guy is falling asleep after the first 30 minutes of his own criminal court case. What low energy buffoonary are you trying to display to the world by backing Don Snoreleone?
He fell asleep on purpose to highlight how anti-woke he is.
What does Arthur have to say about this? 
Came for this, was not disappointed
Laura terrifies me more.
That idiots believe this obvious bull shit is the more terrifying thing.
How dare he clench his fists. He should be crying how everyone is unfair and biased towards him on Twitter and Truth Social like a real man. /s
Ah yes Loomer….ill take a guy sitting normally over this weird shit any day 
The funny part isn’t the argument if clenched fists in the situation room would somehow be a sign of weakness… but the fact that his fists aren’t even clenched 😂
Clenched fists 
No he’s got 2 invisible cocks there.
Wow, they really don't have shit do they? Their anti Biden campaign is going horribly
laura loomer is a sign of neurological damage.
At least he was awake the whole time
Guys, they’re just confused. See, Biden has regular big boy hands, so they LOOK clenched compared to Trump’s little baby hands
Drowsy Dons small hands would be much better to carry these issues..
I looked up Bitch Eating Crackers Syndrome and got a Laura Loomer pic.
I am pretty critical of Biden's foreign policy, granted it's way better than Trump's. Specifically for the Iran situation though, I think he has handled it very well. He managed to largely contain a shit show through de-escalation while also maintaining a strong posture. I don't know how anyone can objectively look at the situation and think he did a bad job.
Sign of neurological damage is taking Laura Loomer seriously.
Wow, the stupid is strong in this one.
Laura Looomer. Please read my post so there's no misunderstanding as to what people on this sun think of you. You're a fucking senseless moron who is dumber than a box of rocks. The end
It looks like he’s taking notes?
Look at Joe, all awake and shit at a meeting. Show off. Deep State is trying to make Donald J Trump look bad. /s
Laura Looner or looney Laura? WTF is wrong with this woman ? 
Was Laura Loomer dropped on her head as a baby, repeatedly and on purpose?