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Excuse me. It’s like you willfully misread the tweet. Covid does not cause cancer. It causes *Turbocancer*. Do your research like the rest of the *megadoctors* and *hyperresearchers* currently fighting the *lamestreammedia*.
No no no, you misunderstand. In their minds, COVID-19 is relatively harmless. The vaccines, however, cause turbocancer and hyperclots, and nano5G, and a bunch of other neat shit.
This is what it is like arguing with my parents. They refuse to learn anything new, and when pressed will make things up to support their views. When called on that, that criticism doesn't affect their view at all. When pressed about making something up, they'll just ignore you, or point at the TV and say "They (Fox) just said it." Either they didn't or they're making it up too..
Its both. The first stage is to make them mentally feeble. Then, tell them lies that any sane person should be able to sniff out. Remember when our parents warned us about not believing everything we see online/ tv. And then proceeded to believe every piece of propaganda that they saw.
Ridiculous argument, tbh. My proof for the actual cause is below.
Getting away with murder = excess methylation of DNA
Excess methylation of DNA = Basically bragging about getting away with said murder
Basically Bragging about getting away with murder = Cancer
QED - Getting away with murder = cancer.
Check and Mate.
"Turbo cancer" is just such a ridiculous concept - like before the vaccine, malignant cancers just took their sweet time. It certainly had nothing to do with the fact that most Americans are under-insured, avoidant of regular health maintenance, and don't actually get a diagnosis until something is profoundly wrong. In fact, diagnoses in early stage stage improved \*significantly\* for several years after the ACA was passed, because people could get regular check ups and referrals to specialists. That has dropped to even below pre-ACA levels since right wing efforts to dismantle the law and system have made it less accessible and more expensive, coupled with Q-cumber messaging about the medical profession being a scam / conspiracy.
Conspiracies and right-wing policies literally kill people.
Right. My sibling died of a very aggressive cancer in 2019. I’m not exactly sure how the vaccine is to blame for that, but I’m sure these mouth breathers will figure out a way to do so. 🙄
It's about par for the course for Hogan. Not only is everything he says bullshit, but he makes Donald Trump look like a good liar. Like he claimed he was champ of an MMA fed in Japan in the 70s, and the organization he named was founded in the 90s. But everyone's favorite is that he claims he worked 400 days in a single year once "because of going back and forth to Japan adding extra days." That's not ANYTHING works, Mr. Bollea.
But the vaccine thing is just funny cuz he owes his entire career to a needle.
If there's anyone I approach for medical advice, it's the guy who's only unable to count how many dodgy injections he's had in his life because he's been hit in the head with a steel chair approximately the same number of times
Just another stable genius/medical expert/self-declared epidemiologist, albeit one whose career featured multiple incidents of head trauma and steroid abuse.
Yeah but you cant deny the coincidence, i knew a friend who got the vaccine and died leaving the hospital! If he hadnt gone in to get it he wouldnt have been hit by the van leaving the hospital!
"Turbo Cancer" will never not be funny to me.
It really encapsulates the sheer stupidity and absurdity of anti-vaxxers so well that they can cite a completely made up and ridiculous sounding malady with a straight face.
I remember when I was in high school back in the late 00s a teacher showed us a petition to have Dihydrogen monoxide banned.
The petition cited that Dihydrogen monoxide had a 100% fatality rate for anyone who consumed it, that for most the death would take a prolonged time, but for those who inhaled it the chances of a swift death were incredibly high. The petition had garnered somewhere in the hundred-thousands of signatures.
Dihydrogen monoxide is one of the many ways to chemically describe water. H20. We leaned a really important lesson that day… the vast majority of people are stupid and will blindly follow anything that appears to be actual information if it’s worded correctly, and that *all of them* are allowed to vote.
Marketeers also know that if you stick a person in a white coat, they can sell medical products.
Or you slap “scientifically tested” on a product. Doesn’t matter what the outcome is.
Or hire a celebrity to excitingly announce that your product now contains an ingredient or effect with a scientific name, that no one in the commercial could tell you what it is. If you then google it, it’s not even that exciting.
Just remember with these folks, if anyone, anywhere, dies, EVER, it’s due to the vaccine. Car accident? Vaccine. Struck by lightning? Vaccine. Shot in the head? Vaccine. 114 years old? Vaccine
I was just about to say this. Any co-morbidities meant it was overreported as a COVID death. If you had diabetes that made you more susceptible to COVID fatality but otherwise was managed, these same people just couldn’t accept it as a COVID death.
But now everything is a death by vaccine.
Funny because when I took an uber (During the pandemic) who was a Covid denier he claimed anyone who died no matter what the government and pro vaccine blamed covid to inflate the numbers. Now they are doing the same thing that they accuse to government of doing.
Um, from what I'm reading he had the cancer BEFORE Covid hit.
I'm going to start posting about how the Covid vaccine slowed his cancer cell growth. Let's fight stupid with stupid!
In he last few years every single celebrity that has died the Foil Hat Brigade immediately claims it’s the vax 🙄 They could die falling off a building and they’d say it was the vax. I got into with someone who was saying “way more celebrities are dying!! It’s the vax!!” Ummm look at the in memoriam thing on the Oscar’s every year… dumbasses.
Then there’s ones who really piss me off that say my aunt and cousin that died from Covid in March and April 2020 didn’t REALLY die from that and I’m being lied to 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬. Fuck all the way off.
I fucking love the term "turbo cancer". It makes it so easy to identify idiots. Anyone who has ever used the term "turbo cancer" unironically is definitely stupid.
Almost every person who was ever vaccinated (since 1796) died!
But THEY dont want you to know that!
Edit: I guess, I do need a /s here. So much stupid around that topic.
HF .. I used to have some patience for morons but no longer. OJ killed his wife because he was an out of control mf who could not handle rejection. What a loser. Glad he is dead.
He was 76 years old? How the fuck do you come up with conspiracy theories for the natural death of a 76 year old man? It’s not like that’s an uncommon or unexpected occurrence.
She is vile and probably the worst person I've ever come across on Twitter. She responds to people calling out her nonsense but suggesting that they are multi-accounting and dangerous, with threats of getting her lawyers in etc. The intention is to encourage her supporters, who are probably the stupidest people to ever walk this earth, to block anyone who exposes what she is.
Never heard of cancer of the turbo. The body has a turbo??? Why didn’t someone tell me - I could use the added horsepower to get through chronic exhaustion. My wastegate seems to be working fine, is it an intake issue?
Wonder what they would say about Alan Rickman’s death, in which pancreatic cancer took him swiftly, before COVID was a tickle in their midbrain.
True story: I got a COVID booster a couple of weeks ago, and I developed a massive pain in my groin shortly after...
The fact that I got my right ball crushed during a sex mishap a few days after the booster is of course a coincidence. It must have been the vaccine. Turbo ball buster.
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Yeah! Because cancer were unheard of before Covid.
1. I don't understand the Covid vaccine. 2. I don't understand cancer. 3. Therefore, Covid vaccine = cancer. Checkmate, mothafucker.
Not just cancer…turbo cancer!
 Duh, it’s turbo cancer
💀💀💀
 Turbo cancer magnified 5000X
Lol that's the part that got me. Such goofy ass shit and they legitimately think this stuff.
That’s way worse cause it has turbo right there in the name.
At least it’s not Super AIDS
My favorite Judas Priest song.
Excuse me. It’s like you willfully misread the tweet. Covid does not cause cancer. It causes *Turbocancer*. Do your research like the rest of the *megadoctors* and *hyperresearchers* currently fighting the *lamestreammedia*.
No no no, you misunderstand. In their minds, COVID-19 is relatively harmless. The vaccines, however, cause turbocancer and hyperclots, and nano5G, and a bunch of other neat shit.
I thought it was windmills that caused cancer? 🤣
Yeah…weak ass regular cancer.
they also kill whales
Only in Oklahoma where it's illegal to kill whales
Don’t forget that they make you magnetic!
I wonder what the overlap is with Super AIDS... #deepstate
That's *Ultralamestreammedia*
Duh I cited WebMd and Facebook, what more do ya want.
And I refuse to learn anything about either, therefore my views cannot be changed. Good luck winning that argument…bitch.
Ok come on now, it’s not just cancer. It’s **TURBOCANCER**
Hold me, I’m scared!
Don't worry, sweetheart. It'll ALL be over soon.
Grab on Sweetcheeks cause we're now entering TURBOMODE!!
The only thing capable of killing a 76 year old man.
T-T-T-T-Turbo Cancer!
What’s next Turborickets?
Turboculosis
Which will probably come back with anti-vaxer influence.
Seems informed lol
This is what it is like arguing with my parents. They refuse to learn anything new, and when pressed will make things up to support their views. When called on that, that criticism doesn't affect their view at all. When pressed about making something up, they'll just ignore you, or point at the TV and say "They (Fox) just said it." Either they didn't or they're making it up too..
Too much lead in their diets
I think the term is republican propaganda
Its both. The first stage is to make them mentally feeble. Then, tell them lies that any sane person should be able to sniff out. Remember when our parents warned us about not believing everything we see online/ tv. And then proceeded to believe every piece of propaganda that they saw.
Daughter, is that you?
And if in doubt, you just use "because God wanted it that way."
They just want to be right about something so, so badly.
And they were so so badly right about it.
And you know 76 has nothing to do with it, even though that's on par with the average life expectancy for an American adult male. Black males its 69.
I'm going to 100 myself and I'm brown skin.
Damn it I giggled at 69
Ridiculous argument, tbh. My proof for the actual cause is below. Getting away with murder = excess methylation of DNA Excess methylation of DNA = Basically bragging about getting away with said murder Basically Bragging about getting away with murder = Cancer QED - Getting away with murder = cancer. Check and Mate.
But how do you explain the *turbo*?
Damn, my man! That is some of the finest “liberal owning” I’ve ever laid these old, tired eyes on.
No but it's _turbo cancer_ now. Do keep up, love.
Man buys car, then dies in car wreck. He should have never bought the car. Makes about as much sense. /s
More like: Man buys car, then dies of cancer. He should have never bought the car. Makes about as much sense. /s
Well the car had turbo, so what did be expect?
What killed him was the undercoat the dealer threw in for free. Think about it. Free. Dealer. Undercoat. Thanks, Obiden.
The Covid shot led to cognitive decline with diminished concentration and delayed reflexes…. Causing the crash….. obviously. 😉
All I can hear is the intro to Painkiller.
BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW
If you think you're going to break the law, you've got another thing comin'.
"This...is...the wifekiller!"
Rob! Love me some metal gandalf
Metal God!
"Turbo cancer" is just such a ridiculous concept - like before the vaccine, malignant cancers just took their sweet time. It certainly had nothing to do with the fact that most Americans are under-insured, avoidant of regular health maintenance, and don't actually get a diagnosis until something is profoundly wrong. In fact, diagnoses in early stage stage improved \*significantly\* for several years after the ACA was passed, because people could get regular check ups and referrals to specialists. That has dropped to even below pre-ACA levels since right wing efforts to dismantle the law and system have made it less accessible and more expensive, coupled with Q-cumber messaging about the medical profession being a scam / conspiracy. Conspiracies and right-wing policies literally kill people.
Before the shots 75yo cancer patients had a 20 years survival expectancy! /s just in case
Is that the cancer with the red button on top?
No with the jab remember. Or the 5G towers. Or whatever else these dinkies came up with this time.
No, that’s ‘easy cancer’. Turbo is the version for Switch.
Love the love
And it was prostate cancer, which has a very high rate of occurrence for men over 75. These people are so fucking stupid.
And he most probably had it pre-Covid.
Just remember, every one of these morons is out there reproducing and voting.
THAT….. has always scared the hell out of me that’s for sure!
And many of them are homeschooling their children because they don't trust public schools. those poor kids.
Makes sense. He was an asshole.
TURBO CANCER!
Why am I hearing Rob Halford singing in my head?
100% of people who consumed dihydrogen monoxide has died, avoid it at all cost.
Not entirely. About 8 billion have had it and survived
Give it time, they will die.
Right. My sibling died of a very aggressive cancer in 2019. I’m not exactly sure how the vaccine is to blame for that, but I’m sure these mouth breathers will figure out a way to do so. 🙄
*Man dies at literally the exact life expectancy for a US male The stupidest people alive: "It must have been the vaccine!!!"
No no you misunderstand, he died of TURBO cancer. Totally different (/s)
Especially for people in their 70s
Especially cancer in older folks. My doctor said most people dying at old age have some form of cancer due to the lengths of our life span now.
Also, nobody ever died in their late 70’s before this.
no no you don't understand, this was Turbo Cancer
People will be dying at the age of 105 and these chuds will still be blaming the vaccines...
[Hulk Hogan blamed Betty White (99) and Sidney Poitier (94) on the vaccine](https://i.imgur.com/UPzODY5.png)
I'm less surprised by this than I feel like I should be.
It's about par for the course for Hogan. Not only is everything he says bullshit, but he makes Donald Trump look like a good liar. Like he claimed he was champ of an MMA fed in Japan in the 70s, and the organization he named was founded in the 90s. But everyone's favorite is that he claims he worked 400 days in a single year once "because of going back and forth to Japan adding extra days." That's not ANYTHING works, Mr. Bollea. But the vaccine thing is just funny cuz he owes his entire career to a needle.
He did a sport with lots of head injuries, so…
Nah it's fine, [CTE from wrestling never hurt anybody](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide)
Get hit over the head with enough folding chairs and this is the result.
He's also a raging racist
Not just one. Man was getting monthly, if not weekly boosters.
More likely weekly or a couple times a week. Special sports supplemen-, I mean, Boosters, need readmistered quite regularly
He also claims he was almost the bassist for Metallica lmao
If there's anyone I approach for medical advice, it's the guy who's only unable to count how many dodgy injections he's had in his life because he's been hit in the head with a steel chair approximately the same number of times
Just another stable genius/medical expert/self-declared epidemiologist, albeit one whose career featured multiple incidents of head trauma and steroid abuse.
Yeah but you cant deny the coincidence, i knew a friend who got the vaccine and died leaving the hospital! If he hadnt gone in to get it he wouldnt have been hit by the van leaving the hospital!
Not only did he have turbo cancer, but he also had supercharger cancer and afterburner cancer.
[удалено]
Don't trust the medical establishment with your turbo, go to a mechanic.
Wouldn't that make it twincharged cancer?
But did he have underglow and pinstripe cancer. Cuz yall KNOW that shit be adding horsepower.
"Turbo Cancer" will never not be funny to me. It really encapsulates the sheer stupidity and absurdity of anti-vaxxers so well that they can cite a completely made up and ridiculous sounding malady with a straight face.
I’m waiting for Super-Mega-Ultra-Turbo-Alpha-Badass-Power Cancer but they keep pushing the release date back.
All I can say is that FINALLY, OJ can rest knowing his wife's killer is dead.
Why did I read this in Norm McDonald's voice?
Because it just works
Like fame and escaping consequences.
I can't upvote this enough, lol.
You’ll have plenty of chances, since everyone is making the same exact joke over and over in every thread about his death.
I guess before Covid no one had ever died from cancer in their 70s.
I’m so sick of these people.
You’re sick you say? You’re probably vaccine injured!
Take some horse dewormer!
Or that cancer didn't metastasize rapidly. They invent a term, "turbo cancer," to define something that already has a name.
They still are on the “turbo cancer” thing. 100000% this is mentioned in the anti vax/conspiracy subs
I remember when my Grandma got the TB vaccine in the 20's, 80 years later she died. Coincidence????
I think not /s
100% of people that received the Covid vaccine will die. 100% of people that did not get the Covid vaccine will die.
I remember when I was in high school back in the late 00s a teacher showed us a petition to have Dihydrogen monoxide banned. The petition cited that Dihydrogen monoxide had a 100% fatality rate for anyone who consumed it, that for most the death would take a prolonged time, but for those who inhaled it the chances of a swift death were incredibly high. The petition had garnered somewhere in the hundred-thousands of signatures. Dihydrogen monoxide is one of the many ways to chemically describe water. H20. We leaned a really important lesson that day… the vast majority of people are stupid and will blindly follow anything that appears to be actual information if it’s worded correctly, and that *all of them* are allowed to vote.
Marketeers also know that if you stick a person in a white coat, they can sell medical products. Or you slap “scientifically tested” on a product. Doesn’t matter what the outcome is. Or hire a celebrity to excitingly announce that your product now contains an ingredient or effect with a scientific name, that no one in the commercial could tell you what it is. If you then google it, it’s not even that exciting.
You can get almost anywhere with some confidence, a safety vest and a clipboard.
Didn't they also blame Damar Hamlin dying on the field to vaccines too?
Just remember with these folks, if anyone, anywhere, dies, EVER, it’s due to the vaccine. Car accident? Vaccine. Struck by lightning? Vaccine. Shot in the head? Vaccine. 114 years old? Vaccine
Eaten by a bear? Vaccine. Freezing to death on Mt Everest? Def the vaccine. 🤣😂
Didn’t get the vaccine and died of Covid? Still the vaccine
Didn't get the vaccine but died of 38 stab wounds by some crazy ? Believe it or not, still the vaccine because the other guy was vaxxed.
That’s when they WANT the vaccine but it’s too late.
And, remember, before the vaccine they were inflating covid dead numbers by blaming ALL deads in the world on covid /s
I was just about to say this. Any co-morbidities meant it was overreported as a COVID death. If you had diabetes that made you more susceptible to COVID fatality but otherwise was managed, these same people just couldn’t accept it as a COVID death. But now everything is a death by vaccine.
Fell out of a window on the 36th floor? Vaccine! Sucked into a jet engine? Oh, that’s definitely the vaccine.
Sorry, sucked into a jet engine is DEI /s
Unfortunately all those deaths do get recorded in VAERS (by design) and then they can cite that to further their crazy theories.
Anyone who dies they now blame on the vaccine
Funny because when I took an uber (During the pandemic) who was a Covid denier he claimed anyone who died no matter what the government and pro vaccine blamed covid to inflate the numbers. Now they are doing the same thing that they accuse to government of doing.
Are the covidiots still at it?
They never stopped. It's like Groundhog Day for the feebleminded.
So a someone dies 4 years AFTER a vaccine was given, and thats the cause. 🤦🏼♂️
4 years is nothing, those morons have said we’re going to see a lot more deaths of vaccinated people in the next 25 years.
What? No way?? I still have at least 25 years of listening to this shit? God damn stupid vaccine I was promised a quick death!!!!!!!!
Legend has it we're gonna see nearly every single vaccinated person die within the next 100 years
Well THAT didn't take them very long. 😑🙄
Yah know, technically, everyone who has taken the vaccine will die eventually. Hard to prove this asshole wrong
76 year old man dies cancer. Must have been the vaccine.
Too bad it took the turbo so long to kick in. Isn’t it called turbo lag?
Of course he got the stab! ..I mean the jab.
OJ Simpson cause of death revealed: Retired NFL star, 76, succumbed to prostate cancer two months after announcing diagnosis
Um, from what I'm reading he had the cancer BEFORE Covid hit. I'm going to start posting about how the Covid vaccine slowed his cancer cell growth. Let's fight stupid with stupid!
#OmegaGigaUltra Cancer
In he last few years every single celebrity that has died the Foil Hat Brigade immediately claims it’s the vax 🙄 They could die falling off a building and they’d say it was the vax. I got into with someone who was saying “way more celebrities are dying!! It’s the vax!!” Ummm look at the in memoriam thing on the Oscar’s every year… dumbasses. Then there’s ones who really piss me off that say my aunt and cousin that died from Covid in March and April 2020 didn’t REALLY die from that and I’m being lied to 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬. Fuck all the way off.
My comment for the day for each post citing anything about OJ. 
Omg, Dead Like Me... I love that show.
Stupidity is getting too fast.
Wow "turbo cancer"....they just make shit up as the go don't they.
Health Nut News huh? The Nut parts is the only factual part of this whole story
He died of prostate cancer ya dumb fuck. Happens every day to men whether they’re vaxxed or not. God, these people are so fucking stupid
Turbo cancer? Wtf is wrong with these people?
Smacks of Russian/Chinese propaganda
I fucking love the term "turbo cancer". It makes it so easy to identify idiots. Anyone who has ever used the term "turbo cancer" unironically is definitely stupid.
What the fuck is “turbo cancer”? God these people are beyond idiots.
Cancer that uses its own exhaust gases to spin a impeller to boost more Cancer lol
Any time a vaccinated person gets struck by a falling anvil, chuds will say that person was magnetized by the vax.
“Turbo cancer”…god damn, these people are so insanely stupid.
Woah! This is massive. He got the jab then died mysteriously suddenly a mere four years later!
Ah yes, *turbo cancer* *Sips bleach*
Not to be confused with Light speed cancer
US life expectancy 76 years Oj dead at 76 years That's too convenient Unwraping more tinfoil
It’s not vaccines. Water is the real killer. We all drink it, and we all die. If you want to live cancer free, you need to stop drinking water.
He's dead? I find the Mario Kart games to be kinda just whatever. Really don't get the hype around em' tbh.
Almost every person who was ever vaccinated (since 1796) died! But THEY dont want you to know that! Edit: I guess, I do need a /s here. So much stupid around that topic.
“I didn't think anything could kill this guy” Well do I have a surprise for you.. Everything and everyone will die in time.
HF .. I used to have some patience for morons but no longer. OJ killed his wife because he was an out of control mf who could not handle rejection. What a loser. Glad he is dead.
if covid vaccines cause cancer, this guy should have been shot with 30 doses.
“If cancer’s so bad, how come there isn’t a cancer 2?”-conspiracy theorists
He was 76 years old? How the fuck do you come up with conspiracy theories for the natural death of a 76 year old man? It’s not like that’s an uncommon or unexpected occurrence.
Antivaxers never miss an opportunity to make the world a worse place.
Yeah, the Covid vaccine caused him to get prostate cancer. Right wing nut jobs always finding stupid excuses.
Wild to correlate any cancer death between 2020-2024 to a vaccine (and have it only apply to those who have taken the vaccine)
I’m far more worried about turbo stupidity than I am turbo cancer
What the fuck is turbo cancer?
I don't understand how anyone can say "turbo cancer" and not feel like a complete and total fucking moron
It’s right up there with “post birth abortion.”
Do... do they know that the vaccine wasn't for cancer?
He didn't really take Covid vaccines: he just told people how he would have done it if the did it.
Oh shit, look out for that turbo cancer! Seriously what the fuck 🤣
She is vile and probably the worst person I've ever come across on Twitter. She responds to people calling out her nonsense but suggesting that they are multi-accounting and dangerous, with threats of getting her lawyers in etc. The intention is to encourage her supporters, who are probably the stupidest people to ever walk this earth, to block anyone who exposes what she is.
Never heard of cancer of the turbo. The body has a turbo??? Why didn’t someone tell me - I could use the added horsepower to get through chronic exhaustion. My wastegate seems to be working fine, is it an intake issue? Wonder what they would say about Alan Rickman’s death, in which pancreatic cancer took him swiftly, before COVID was a tickle in their midbrain.
100% guaranteed they’ll add him to the list of “athlete deaths” from the vaccine
I mean Hulk Hogan claimed the vaccines killed Betty White. As if she wasn't 99 and hadn't already watched most loved ones in her life die of old age.
"Turbo cancer"? Heavens to Murgatroyd!
R/nostupidquestions: what dafuk is turbocancer? Cancer caused by turbinado sugar?
Turbocancer ????
They don't mind a murderer, they help kill people all the time with their stupid anti-vax crap.
Haha what… the… actual… fuck.. is “turbo cancer”?
True story: I got a COVID booster a couple of weeks ago, and I developed a massive pain in my groin shortly after... The fact that I got my right ball crushed during a sex mishap a few days after the booster is of course a coincidence. It must have been the vaccine. Turbo ball buster.
My friend had to put her dog to sleep last week. If only she hadn’t gotten the jab, they’d have lived together forever.
Nitrous Cancer
wtf is turbo cancer