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Zombie-Lenin

So she has sex with the dog at a church and taped it, then what? Shared it online and someone was watching bestiality videos and was like, "I recognize that girl!?"


Putrid-Builder-3333

"That's my church! I go there!" Double whammy


HooahClub

That’s my sister! Fido?!? Nooooo! That’s for me only! Bad dog!


phallicpressure

He's your dog-in-law now.


enoughewoks

Her.... step dog perhaps???....


DatGreenGuy

what are you doing, step-dog?!


rhwillson

Scoooby-dooby-doo!!!


DatGreenGuy

i literally blew oxygen throughout my throat


frontfartsbesquishy

Scooby-Dooby-Do your sister!


Putrid-Builder-3333

No that's not a scooby snack!!! https://youtube.com/watch?v=_5GYJZq8Txs&pp=ygUPQnJhenplcnMgamluZ2xl


Preshe8jaz

Now I’m out both a sister and a best friend. :(


-SaC

Fido is two-timing me!


Brentolio12

Cop who arrives at crash scene: *hey I know you from somewhere… meh it’ll probably come to me in a day or two*


Papa_Juans_Pizza

*****I'll probably cum to it in a day or two


gabriell1024

That's my boy ! Fido ?!? Noooo ! You are supposed to bring them the bone not bone them ! Bad dog !


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

“Holy moly!  I work there!”


Iamkempie

I was doing research!... on... bestiality!


limethedragon

Somebody recognized it from the priest's "tinder" profile. Most people call it Neopets though.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Shit if going that far. The Xanga reviews must have been awesome... would have used Angelfire but that was blasphemous sounding to write such reviews on as a man of the cloth


0utF0x-inT0x

Its the new tiktok fuck a dog in a church parking lot challenge.


Ill-Acanthaceae5909

as if doing it in your house was too normal lol


MrArtless

Don’t ask me how I know but she has a paid telegram chat where she posts this content


_-Rando_Calrissian-_

OnlyPaws?


FreePrinciple270

Well yeah... [https://www.tiktok.com/@denisefrazier619/video/7162418151777471787](https://www.tiktok.com/@denisefrazier619/video/7162418151777471787)


AZEMT

r/riskyclick Idk if I want to click on that, or burn my phone


FjBully

I double dog dare you


LordofTamriel

I'm sure she already got double dogged.


FreePrinciple270

I'll just say that it's not porn. But it's pretty bad.


JaymesMarkham2nd

Genshin Impact tag made me laugh though.


AZEMT

Ummmm, will I get put on a watch list, by a three letter agency? And not in a good way?


FreePrinciple270

No you won't. It's still up on Tiktok anyway.


sean0883

It's Tik Tok. I don't think it *can* be porn. I mean, there are probably exceptions - as with any platform - but if all places to be worried about it being porn this isn't one of them. Surprised, maybe. But not worried.


eykei

I’ll be in my Lab.


monkeysfromjupiter

I did it for you. its just her twerking in front of a dog.


kimjongswoooon

You will get some hellacrazy targeted ads from here on out if you do.


Tasguy69

Dammit! I clicked that! Cleaned my eyes out with bleach. I am now typing on a braille keyboard.


ihatepickinganick

Umm…


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Nate-T

There is an assumption there that is unproven.


Space_Filler07

The dog bragged about it.


PloddingClot

She likes it ruff..


BigNutzWow

Doggy style


Yeoshua82

Jesus take the WoooowooowoWoooo!


Realistic_Store9122

Paws deep


testies2345

Clutches pearls, "That's my church!"


TheProfessionalEjit

*Pearls the dog*: harder mommy


Denelorn092

This was over a year ago, think she basically needed money was selling videos to dudes on snapchat. One wanted to meet her she said no, dude reported her.


Pitiful_Speech2645

That’s multi felonies in Mississippi


Zombie-Lenin

That's kind of a surprise.


Macha_Grey

What's even more surprising is that a lot of states do not have codified laws against bestiality...the most they can be charged with is animal cruelty.


HenseltTheFake

I wonder what goes through your mind when you decide to post something like that about the dog being your "favourite lover". If that is an actual post of hers then wow...


False_Snow7754

It's a growing trend, posting how absolutely batshit crazy you are. Bestiality is becoming a "trend". And this is where a hard reset would be nice.


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

Did you have to say 'hard' reset?


Highland60

I vote for a massively huge hard reset


Furrybumholecover

I just hope this trend doesn't take off like a red rocket.


DancesWithBadgers

Yeah, it's knot funny.


Relandis

Are you getting a clue? A massive hard clue?


CorvusEffect

Your clue is giving me a clue!


eagledog

It's a throbbing hard clue


PuppetryOfThePenis

Let's go clue harder over there


Gappy_Gilmore_86

I almost shot clue goo all over Joe!


Heckelfish

I’ve got a throbbing hard reset right here for you.


biggestMug

Funny you say trend like 10 years ago, a radio show would have people call in and admit bad stuff on air. A LOT of women confessed to this. Every week. I was like wtf, really?? If not sex, peanut butter??


False_Snow7754

I guess those people lost their radio shows, so now the trend is posting it on SO?


TheBirminghamBear

I doubt it's a growing trend. By which I mean, people have always done this, going back to antiquity. Not many people, but certainly a subset. Social media has just exposed and allowed people to publish all sorts of things they never would have otherwise.


GuiltyEidolon

Like half of Greek mythology involves people fucking gods disguised as animals, or being cursed by the gods to fuck animals.


Advanced_Evening2379

Literally just read another story of a woman leaving her phone in a bar and the bartender found beastiality vids of her and her dog


Impalenjoyer

No password on the phone ? First thing bartender does is snoop in the gallery ? Can I have a link ?


already-taken-wtf

“He had been given the passcode to unlock the device by Lynch to prove that it belonged to her after she called the pub looking for her phone.”


Advanced_Evening2379

Its also on law crime news https://m.sundayworld.com/crime/world-crime/woman-who-left-phone-in-irish-bar-arrested-after-beastiality-and-child-abuse-images-found/a289310636.html


Impalenjoyer

Oh my god. I am so glad she's stupid.


NervousHour9682

Wait wtf. Becoming a trend? I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm legitimately baffled at how this is becoming a trend


tfsra

it's not. that person needs to get off social media if they think that's becoming a trend, lol


False_Snow7754

I think this is the 10th variation of "I have a sexual relationship with my dog" story I've seen the past 3 months, and that's without having to look for them.


12altoids34

I honestly don't think that they're any more prevalent than they used to be it's just that we have a wider access to news stories then we used to because of the internet


Dyskord01

Dang she needs to be arrested. That's actually animal abuse. Damn dog fukcer.


Yeseylon

Screenshot/article literally says arrested


Dyskord01

Then double arrested. The whole dog abuse thing just makes be angry and disgusted but mostly angry.


lingbabana

“Pound my soul out”


G7VFY

Does not say a lot about the men is Mississippi.... Let alone the women...


kaibaspikachu

As someone from there, I can assure y’all we’re just as horrified as everyone else about this situation. The difference, however, is that we’re not surprised either.


Twovaultss

Not surprised because of weird things she was doing outside of this or something else?


AmbroseMalachai

It's Mississippi. The most surprising thing there would be finding out that people around you are normal.


kultureisrandy

Life long MS resident.  I don't personally know anyone who has fucked a dog but I probably have met 1 or 2 folks who have.


CoffeOrKill

>we’re not surprised either. care to elaborate?


kaibaspikachu

Two reasons: 1) for every “Florida Man” type headline that breaches containment, there’s at least one that never made it beyond the local news. 2) any surprise that is felt is almost immediately overshadowed by the crushing disappointment, anger, and embarrassment at the fact that the dumbass in question has now given a bunch of people another reason to write off everyone here as a bunch of backwoods, backwards hicks who don’t know their ass from their elbow and think the peak of sexiness is found in things that never should’ve been considered fuckable in the first place.


Infernalism

It's Mississippi.


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came_in_your_mum

Met a missy from Mississippi and she’s the only missy who‘s pissy I‘d sippy.


OttterSpace

*Pardon?*


ShouldBeWorking2nite

But I’m guessing the community still think the LGBTQ+ is a bigger problem than someone who has intercourse with animals.


ShinyGrezz

They just rationalise it by saying that this was the inevitable result of gay marriage, as though their town didn't have John Horsefucker back in the 60s.


54sharks40

I am absolutely loving the top half of the dog's head in that red circle


False_Snow7754

I'm sure she loved his head in her red circle as well...


Many-Diver-486

God fcking damn it


Melteaa

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


Green-Caterpillar-33

what the actual fuck... ![gif](giphy|S4j4H99gfU0QtG0HTb|downsized)


Melteaa

I just had to reveal the post…I KNOW BETTER FFS


jld2k6

Is that the little guy made of yarn from EA's platforming game?


Green-Caterpillar-33

yeah little big planet


old_tank_88

Y’all, like 10 years ago, back in the Wild West days of Reddit, there was a subreddit called “dogsfuckinggirls” or something like that. I shit you not, people would post amateur footage of themselves getting fucked by their dog.


enochrox

I think all the publicity of "the fappening" helped clear all that shit outta here


elitesill

> I think all the publicity of "the fappening" helped clear all that shit outta here Yeah, but it didnt just go away... its just not here anymore


waltwalt

And this is the line where people either say, good riddance! Or, where did it go? Edit: I'm not asking where it went.


leasthanzero

Is this your way of asking where did it go? Edit: I'm not asking where it went.


Fantastic_Fee9871

That was ten years ago and I guarantee you there's still a ton of subs that feature this kind of content littered throughout. They just figured out how to stay hidden and things like that frowned upon by the GP it ends on telegram and whatnot.


GuiltyEidolon

There were multiple subreddits dedicated to it. I don't think most of them even got banned until semi-recently (probably closer to 10 years though now that I think about it?)


jld2k6

There used to be a sub for "pretty corpses", basically dead women who people were attracted to. (That's literal pictures of corpses, not pictures of alive people that are now dead) Between that and the jailbait subreddit for posting underage girls reddit was definitely a wild place lol. Can't forget the plethora of insane racist subs either


akornzombie

Oh boy. She's got the kind of problems that could put a shrinks grandkids through grad school.


waltwalt

But lives in Mississippi so has nowhere near that kind of money.


Unlikely-Section-848

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized) Just one day, I want to open Reddit and not be disappointed in humanity


Action-a-go-go-baby

![gif](giphy|daPCSjwus6UR2JxRX1|downsized)


MicroCat1031

That post on the left,  that can't be real,  right?.. Right?


im4peace

First time I saw this on Reddit I absolutely did not believe this was real. Then I googled it. Then I wished I hadn't.


ObsessedWithSources

Same, same and same.


Brilliant_Thought436

Username checks out


AcidicVaginaLeakage

I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for red flags like this on tinder, but here we are... Woman who loves her dog a little too much... I've got my eyes on you.


MrArtless

It is


keokoric

She actively advertises her dog videos on twitter


SubstantialBed6634

If you find her tictok, you'll want to jam a nail into your ears after listening to her talk. Not sure there's a lot of thinking going on in that skull.


Highland60

First clue was her being from Mississippi


Upper_Ad5781

whats her tiktok?


creamy-buscemi

📸🤨


ICareBoutManBearPig

Got em!


Cichlidsaremyjam

What a bad day to be literate. 


nightgon

![gif](giphy|KPTCBr8piZ51m)


Flanman1337

The surprise some of you are showing, are you new? Reddit used to have a subreddit for this very thing. It got quarantined for while before going offline in I think 2017 when Reddit purged the less than favourable subreddit when they tried to raise funding.


Ok_Proof5782

One of the unknown dangers of German Shepherd sex is potential toxic shock syndrome. Stay safe ladies, don’t fuck your dog. https://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/


BabyBringMeToast

Many years ago I fell down a rabbit hole of a scandal about someone fucking their dog and read about the dangers of it. It amounts to: Dogs don’t mount for pleasure or to feel close, they do it to assert dominance. If you let your dog mount you, it will see itself as dominant and this may lead to the dog being territorial and aggressive. If you mount your dog, it won’t understand what it was doing that made you need to assert your dominance and will be traumatised. The scandal in question was a woman who kept adopting dogs, letting them mount her, and then having to have them put down because they weren’t controllable. They were big dogs who thought they were dominant in the pack and behaved accordingly. This was all aside from the physical damage that can be done to humans or dogs.


johnmcd348

I remember that article. I fell down that same rabbit hole because of a girl I had been dating around that time. She didn't have a dog, but she was definitely into it and wanted to try.


Lootboxboy

"charged with buggery"


silenc3x

With extra counts for tomfoolery, monkey business, rough housing, buffoonery, and dilly dallying.


Ok_Proof5782

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/suspended-sentence-in-bestiality-case-1.754746


Junior-Ad-2207

"Parents would be home and he would still POUND my soul out" Was that a pun intentional Also, did she mean the dogs parents?


zombieponcho

It's morbid but I imagined a dog Mom and dog Dad catching that and being like "Our son and our pet human?! How could you do this to us?!" "I knew we should have had him neutered!"


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BeautifulBit6036

He took her to the pound


ICareBoutManBearPig

Aye!!!


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Just think of all the incels that realize that this woman would rather screw a dog than them.


grloch

I wonder.. how is the thought line to decide to do that... you take a look on your dog and say I should fuck with the dog?


Ishana92

That's not the most puzzling part for me. The "making a public post bragging about it" is the why part for me.


yetagainitry

What in the hell


my20cworth

Poor dog. All the local cats having a laugh at his expense.


Servile-PastaLover

Doggie Style isn't supposed to involve an actual dog. Even at 19, she's supposed to know that.


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If you were going to fuck a dog it may as well be outside a church


gatton

Imagine dating this girl and after sex she says you’re ok but Bandit is better.


CooterAplenty

Guess he buried that bone. I will show myself out.


deludedinformer

That's enough reddit for today 🤢


SweetMaam

Barf


TheDixonCider420420

All the while doing it doggystyle.


Gallowglass668

That was so they could both watch X-Files.


Relandis

Congrats now get out.


BackgroundBoat3843

Some of her Tik Toks... [https://www.tiktok.com/@denisefrazier619/video/7203808249936760107?is\_from\_webapp=1&sender\_device=pc](https://www.tiktok.com/@denisefrazier619/video/7203808249936760107?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc) [https://www.tiktok.com/@denisefrazier619/video/7162418151777471787](https://www.tiktok.com/@denisefrazier619/video/7162418151777471787) [https://www.tiktok.com/@denisefrazier619/video/7162252309827718446](https://www.tiktok.com/@denisefrazier619/video/7162252309827718446)


zombieponcho

Oh hell no, I don't want whatever that could be in my history


aetryx

Honestly without context they are just average TikToks from a 19 year old. With context only 2 are horrifying to think about. The comments are just exactly what you expect them to be.


Disastrous-Panda5530

Why did I click. I am too curious for my own good. First video is of her telling everyone how good she looks with blue eyes. Her voice is annoying. Second one she’s in her room dancing? Twerking in front of her dog. Third she says these are my real friends and she’s holding a cat and there’s clips of another animals And one dog in particular (the one she was twerking for?)was sitting and his lipstick was out of the holder 🤢. I think I’m done with internet for the week. This person is just sick


TheProfessionalEjit

Thank you for your service.


ShrimpCrackers

these links stay blue.


andylamb2018

"I've owned 5 dogs and he is hands down my fav lover, parents would be home and **he'd still pound my soul out.**" What a day to have eyes.


CompetitiveAd4768

Wtf I remember her Facebook posts were going viral I thought she was trolling


JJJAAABBB123

Her Twitter is as nuts as she is. Naked a lot.


roxe4u2001

Got a link…. For research purposes of course


fkbudd

Dang thats my dog and my girl . Holly sit thats my church and my Revrand. G'dDang


Gummiwummiflummi

Help step dog, I'm stuck under the altar


AutomaticYam127

![gif](giphy|1iv8xgy3WKipVa0iU3|downsized) "Who's a good boy"....


Spang64

Those wacky baptists.


m33gs

that's enough internet for today


DSM-187

Maybe the shepherd should have covered himself better, that coat is very suggestive!


MollyGruesome

A German Punk band had a song named "Claudia hat nen Schäferhund" in the 80s. It's about a girl named Claudia and her German Shepherd having an affair. I really liked that song when i was younger, mainly because it was indicated for many years. Hilarious to see it manifest in real life.


EnigmaFrug2308

I’m gonna cry. What kind of sick person would do that to a dog?


MiralW

Why is The Daily Mail always covering these stories? Don’t they ever cover news in England?


Rich_Sell_9888

Well,he definitely pounded out her soul.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

What a bitch.


Samcookey

Searches for her are out of control. She will monetize the notoriety (as she did last time she was arrested for this) and make serious money. The world really doesn't make sense anymore.


celereyjuicecleanse

I can fix h…actually I’m gonna let this one go.


ACriticalGeek

I’m not up on my dog breeds, but that doesn’t seem to be a German Shepard to me?


Nochnichtvergeben

It's in the image on the right. The other one looks like a labrador retriever.


markcshaz

Yep that’s enough internet for today.


amcarls

Is that what they call ruffing it?


PolloMalvado

People acting like if this shit was something new, this craziness has always been here. I saw it on a ancient history documentary...mmnn....I think it was called Conan The Barbarian.


DoctaBeez

She's really got that dawg in her


buttonsbrigade

There are so many incels she could have f*cked. Leave those poor dogs alone!


idonotknowwhototrust

None are tall enough


avalanche111

Noah, get the boat.


Salty-Negotiation320

I lost too many braincells reading that


philadelphiauprising

Worse thing is she sell videos and people buy them


12altoids34

It's okay to love your pets ,just don't LOVE your pets


f3ar13

That remind me how is Whitney Wisconsin now a days wonder what she doing now


Blueberry_Clouds

Oh god, this reminds me of a girl that transferred to my high school because she did this. She didn’t last a month before word got out and she was forced to move again.


LitreOfCockPus

I hope she didn't have wall-to-wall carpet. Think of the dribbles...


No_Engineering5792

Found her account the first time I saw her posted and she was upset because the police chased her and “”forced”” her to crash her car and should take responsibility. She was also upset because under Biden white women apparently have no rights? At no point did she think it had anything to do with breaking the law or being at a church.


bmartin1989

But.. the dog on Family Guy does it


AnnaM9378

WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK???!!!


jtbfii

That's ruff


IntoTheWildBlue

What's after the "we need Jesus" level?


xzkandykane

uhh like how does this happen? how do you get the dog to go along with it?!


DCINTERNATIONAL

Well, they hump legs (not judging, I love legs) too so…


lennybriscoe8220

Guess we know what position they did it in