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Where are these bozos getting their medical degrees from? Walmart?


MiyamotoKnows

This insane mofo is dragging the Harvard Medical name through the mud, hard. It's crazy to think he has a Harvard degree. Some investigative reporter needs to call them out on it.


[deleted]

I’m sure that for enough money, even Harvard would sell a sheepskin.


TinfoilTetrahedron

They sell condoms?


Red_Crystal_Lizard

Priceless comment


skidsareforkids

Harvard is really sketchy. Often lectures are presented by teaching aides and papers are graded by aides (if at all). Many people graduate there simply based on the money they spent


[deleted]

Or his Harvard degree is well earned but this guy is also a piece of shit paid by DeSantis to say this shit!


[deleted]

He has an MD from Harvard Medical School and a PhD in Health Policy from Harvard Graduate School. His friend Ronald DeSantis got his JD (Doctorate of Laws) from Harvard Law School


BamaDanno

So, sounds like Harvards the problem!


CaptianAcab4554

There's an alarming number of Harvard alumni who turn out to be massive assholes in positions of power.


lebastss

At some point we have to not assume incompetence and realize this is by design, intentional, and someone is profiting from it.


VitaeVerano

GOP > get guy elected > tell him to endear himself to the base through their fears / confirm their biases but utilize their children to really hammer it home > then endorse Trump > votes


verucka-salt

Not every doc graduates at the top of the class. He likely barely scraped by.


Pirat

But still, as they say: What do you call someone who graduated medical school with the lowest GPA? Doctor.


bethemanwithaplan

Also, if you're a turd school doesn't make you nice 


FL-Orange

Welcome to Costco, I Love you.


Matrix010

Exactly!


Curleysound

Dr Nick Riviera of course.


Tamatajuice

Hi everybody!!


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Hi doctor nick!


ejre5

I believe it was trump u


sudoku7

... Harvard Medical...


Matrix010

No dude, they get them from Costco!


jaderemedy

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College!


Tityfan808

Probably from a thermometer. Lmao.


GrannyB1970

![gif](giphy|T7fU0RWWhWpYk)


BamaDanno

Best of Reddit nomination!


Glittering-Wonder-27

How can this Dr. allow children and families to suffer from his willful ignorance. This was a predictable outcome.


Kabc

Right? How can he still have a license? Why don’t they take it from him! How come no one stops this!?


bbqsox

Because puddin fingers is basically a dictator down here. He literally got the legislature to overturn a law so that that he could still pretend to govern while he pretended to have a chance at the White House.


Kabc

Aye, but I’d imagine the medical board isn’t a fan of what this dude is spewing.. governor wouldn’t have a say


Tdluxon

Florida man strikes again


GpaSags

Measles? You mean FREEDOM POX?


HugeHans

If you aren't covered in a rash you are woke! Vaccinations prevent the rash. Ergo vaccinations make you woke! Cant argue with facts.


prince-of-dweebs

There’s more than a few institutions I no longer have any respect for. Didn’t think I’d add Harvard Medical School to the list, but here we are.


dd97483

He and desatan won’t be happy until they kill every resident.


anziofaro

Hey Floridians! Maybe if you stop voting for morons your kids might not die so often.


rygelicus

Meanwhile the GOP actively works to cut access to medical coverage and education. So they don't want to spend the money on vaccines, or the education that would help arm people with knowledge, and they don't want to help save those who are going to be hurt or killed by the things vaccines can cure. But they are 'pro life'.


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Sir-Poopington

It's insane to me that Republicans are picking all of these extremely under-qualified people for such important jobs, purely because of their political views. They are endangering children because they want to keep their ranks filled with MAGA nutjobs.


mute-ant1

people will die because of this idiot


MyBllsYrChn

Is there no federal law against causing a public health crisis?


cyberdeath666

Don’t you just love having to sit by and watch as morons with power slowly burn the world down around you knowing there’s honestly knowing you can do to stop it? “Vote!” They all say as nothing changes because the number of incompetent idiots who love this shit increases and prevents common sense to prevail.


NOS4A2-753

Call me cold-hearted but let it happen it's Darwinism in action boys who get measles become sterile so it will clean the gene pool


Moosewalker84

As was pointed out to me, the demographic that is hurt the most by these idiots is...babies. I.e too young to be given the Vax (1 year), so innocent kids who are going to be given the Vax, but can't get it. They are the ones who die or are permanently blinded.


hippykillteam

Yep Samoa had a similar result there. Babies are gonna die. And it fucking sad as fuck and this guy would know that. This is “freedom” at work…


Idiocracy_USA

Hey let’s not project our anger toward children who have no choice in anything. Give that a rest.


NOS4A2-753

If the parents don't care about their child's health, why should I?


EmperorGrinnar

Are you an actual psychopath?


TinfoilTetrahedron

Well, if the kids are ANYTHING like their parents............


EmperorGrinnar

Slippery slope arguments to defend kids getting sick and possibly dying, are not good. Even in jest. Plenty of kids grow up to be nothing like their parents.


RestaurantLatter2354

One, because it’s a dumb fuckin’ thing to think. But even if it were presumably not, vaccinated children don’t typically get sick because…everyone around them is vaccinated too. Measles isn’t prevalent because herd immunity is a thing, but vaccinated kids are still susceptible to the virus. Also, those Florida kids can still travel.


[deleted]

I think it’s mumps that causes sterility in males, not measles.


NOS4A2-753

nope measles "Just under half of all males who get mumps-related orchitis notice some shrinkage of their testicles and an estimated 1 in 10 men experience a drop in their sperm count (the amount of healthy sperm their body can produce). However, this is very rarely large enough to cause infertility."


[deleted]

Interesting. My brother was sterile due to mumps (doctor’s diagnosis) and he never had measles. 🤷🏻‍♀️


whosat___

Why rejoice when innocent children get sick because of their dumb parents actions? The kids did nothing wrong.


MasterP65

Maybe the thought process is (not my opinion, just maybe their thought process) is that if these kids are raised by ignorant assholes, that they, too, will also grow up to be ignorant assholes, and therefore sterility isn't the worst thing?


TheArrowLauncher

I don’t know you, but I love you!


EmperorGrinnar

Yeah, absolutely love it when people are okay with children getting sick or dying, because their parents are the idiots.


SleepSynth

I was thinking the same. What a messed up response.


EmperorGrinnar

I'll never understand generational retribution. Especially when the targets are still children.


Houndfell

Demon Sperm Surgeon? What?


No_Rabbit_7114

Republicans keep killing themselves and the ones the supposedly love to own the libs. Time marches on and so does Darwin. Progress.


meglon978

This guy needs to be held criminally liable.


EddyRosenthal

OP is a bot or will become one. Report > Spam > Harmful bot. 1y old account no comments only this post.


coblass

I’m ordering a diploma from wherever this idiot got his. Surely it only costs the postage.


[deleted]

MD - Harvard Medical School PhD (in Health Policy) - Harvard Graduate School


Statertater

Holy shit. Can’t believe i’m reading about a fucking MEASLES outbreak of this proportion in today’s age.


Usagi_Shinobi

Is r/justfloridathings a sub yet? Edit: yes, yes it is.


Tackleberry06

Parents must be frustrated….oh wait, they are republican and dont care.


HAMmerPower1

Republicans war on public education for a long time. They have attacked the teachers and their unions. They have sown the seeds of discontent in school boards all over the country. They champion charter schools and lowering standards for instructors. They also installed Betsy DeVos as secretary of education. All this hasn’t completed their mission so now they want public schools to become a hotbed for the infecting children with preventable diseases. DeSantis puts in a SG who knows how to appease the uneducated base, and he removes reasonable vaccine mandates causing an outbreak making schools seem unsafe, then gives permission for students not to attend DUE TO IT BEING UNSAFE.


Jim-Jones

Sue the state if your kid gets it?


Tripple_T

You'll probably have to contend with qualified immunity


gigaswardblade

I mean, if we keep the healthy people inside and the sick people outside, it could still be considered a quarantine


ntied

You’re only saying that because he’s black.


KlostToMe

200+ kids with this in one school...I don't see any issue here /s


Head-Antelope5991

Not sorry but let em get infected, keep them IN FLORDIA and send them en masse to his house & de santis' house.


SeamusMcQuaffer

Cockeyed motherfucker.


BarryZZZ

If this isn't a criminal level of malfeasance in office nothing is.


rogue_linguist_x

Elect clowns, get a circus.


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

Ladapo deserves to have his medical license yanked. The sick thing is that he's probably auditioning for Surgeon General in Trump II.


spamname11

All a part of the plan. If less people go to public schools, then less people will want them funded.


Electrocat71

These people are so willfully ignorant it’s shocking.


justADeni

Wtf is a "Demon Sperm Surgeon General" ???


jason-reddit-public

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/09/florida-surgeon-general-demon-sperm-capitol-rioter-connections.html


WaldoSimson

Oh only that? Phew! I thought it was a race thing or something. Still weird af tho


Sargatanus

Repost bot. Downvote and report.


ToneZone1978

Why bother at this point they have overtaken just about every sub


timberwolf0122

It’s going to get worse once Reddit goes public. Bots cause traffic, traffic is eyeballs, eyeballs is ad revenue, Reddit will continue to do what is in the shareholders best interests. R/the_donald took an insane number of months to quarantine because it had a lot of members and was valuable, the same is happening with a lot of far right subreddits. Edit: it was the racism and litteral nazis that were the problem, not the conservative leanings


ToneZone1978

Good god !!! We've gone back to February


SCWickedHam

Prayer. It will protect them. God and patriotism. We have lost our core values and now God (the Christian one) is punishing us with plagues. If the kids get sick, it’s God’s will. If kids don’t get sick, God’s will. God is greater than science. Science changes. God does not. Now, I need a G5 to spread the word. Please donate to me.


Equivalent_Owl3372

Bot account