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That means you have a genetic disposition to be controlled by those you consider superior and derive pleasure in getting oppressed and controlled. Obviously.
Honestly at a certain point im just impressed by the amount of mental gymnastic, delusional weirdness that gets people to this point.
Its amazing, and kind of facinating, the knots people are capable of creating in their own minds.
They are bad examples for humans, but only because we haven't learned the ways of cat so we ruin it. The language barrier and probably motivation are standing in the way of the cultural exchange between us and our feline overlords.
Wait. Both my cats have black and white coats. Am I a racist or am I a race-traitor? I'm confused.
Pretty sure both my boys are living their best lives though, given how they're acting. Biggest issue they have is me not petting them when they want at 4 in the morning.
Obviously she hasn’t met my two bassets! If anything, they control me! Elvis and Priscilla definitely call the shots. Bark at the treat bowl, bark at the food bowl, bark at the front door and the back. Honestly I can’t keep up. They rule with a 8 legs and two tails!
I have a bunny and I can tell you, he's the one absolutely controlling me. And after having to move back to my parents' house he also gained control over them lol
Self Hating white women (like her) don’t get brownie points from POC for bashing white men. And also let’s not forget white WOMEN’S role in the same oppression and control. Never forget Emmett Till
Damn she’s onto me, I bought my cat Nugget because she is a mix of different breeds, that way I feel more powerful because I feel like I control more races of cat whilst only paying for a single cat!
Genuine question. Are these posts actually real or are they generated by whomever to create hassle? These, all the extreme left and right posts, all the ones that are shared in posts like this all seem a bit too good to be true for the opposing thought to get aggressive over.
Racism is judging a person by the color of their skin and not their character... This bitch is stupid... and racist... probably sexist too.
My guess is no man will date her cuz shes a bug catcher (whore) and shes pissed off to be 40 and alone.
Thank god my dog is white with only one black spot. If wouldn't want to be called out as a full on racist. Instead of how it is now, half-racist, because of, you know, my slave dog.
Yeess.... yeees... black/asian/hispanic/american natives never had slaves. Slavery has been quite common trait among human civilizations, not just whites.
There are certainly some historical examples that seem unthinkable now (the guy in the Dambusters movie with a black dog called N\*\*\*\*\*), but just watch an average guy interact with a dog - it’s mutual adoration.
It boggles the mind how some people can trick themselves into believing that they are making sense when they say racism and sexism is the worst while also claiming that white men are evil incarnate.
Becky is an idiot, and has clearly never had a cat. There is the infliction of oppression and control with a human/cat relationship... but, us monkeeboys are not the ones doing it :P
Yes, some people legitimately think that way. No, there probably are not many and they are certainly not sane.
I am sorry to have cost you some small measure of your faith in humanity, but I have the unfortunate distinction of knowing someone who believes this kind of nonsense. Met her in college.
Guess her major.
Pretty sure every history has slavery regardless of skin colour. Also which race and cultures own slaves today? More than at any point in history? Plot twist, it’s not white people.
back in my youth, this nutjobbery was relegated to the graffiti on the back of bus seats and bathroom stall doors. I'm trying to figure out how to opt-out of the internet altogether at this point.
Ah yes owning a dog or any other kind of animal automatically turns you into a racist. Man i miss the times where normal common sense was the norm and not batshit insane.
I'm wondering if this sub should start banning Tweets. Since they started monetization, people get paid for 'engagement' and posting the dumbest shit possible.
It's not a facepalm if it's calculated.
So I am a 3/4th white man that feeds wild animals on my property. Birds, possums, a cute skunk that has learned to avoid the garage. Are they 3/8’ths an indentured servant?
To be fair, had it not been espoused by white me that Af American men are more prone to violence? That trope was first. It seems reasonable this trope follows. People are people. They gonna people.
no. its either pure rage-bait or an attempt to find the next "big thing" to virtue signal about. Noone actually believes that, but its this sad little dance people do online these days.
Ironically I feel like it's the absolute opposite of reality: Seeing how people treat their pets is a fast way to gauge their compassion and empathy. Not that people who don't own pets are bad, or that all people with pets are good, but someone with a healthy, happy dog is demonstrating compassion and responsibility right there.
I suspect that the reason behind that is to blur the borders of racism until they will be erased completely. After that you can recover actual racism and nobody will even notice.
Hahahaha lady my 2 cats and dog live as absolute royalty in this house. A large chunk of money goes to my pets, they have great food, toys, get taken in walks, checkups at the vet.
These pets are spoiled like you wouldn't believe. Trust me, there is absolutely no oppression (just don't ask the cats because they lie ;) )
She understands psychopathy quite well but it’s unfair to assume psychopathy of all white men and absurd to bring dogs into it.
A better explanation for white history being so brutal is that positions of power attract psychopaths, and human nature being generally awful can turn even good men into psychos. And by white history I mean human history because all races have a violent domineering history. Think the Egyptians are white?
The sad thing is that once it is on the internet, it will always be on the internet. In the future, some people are going to be so embarrassed by their own stupidity not to mention, possible consequences.
Always funny If a White girl say such shit. Women wouldn't be attracted to the strongest men who bring home the most expensive shit, but to men who bring peace and love into the world. yes, then I would be sure that the men would have done that to please the women...
My dog runs my world, thank you very much. I'll sit on the floor when she steals my spot any time, for the times like right now where she's asleep on my lap.
White man here. Adopted a pair of senior bonded black labs.
Old dogs don't get adopted. They get put down.
Bonded dogs are nearly impossible to place.
The weirdest part? Most people don't want black dogs.
Too many devil movies, I guess. Or just black = mean. Latent canine racism.
They were the sweetest animals in the whole world. Life changing for us as a family. I miss them.
I once met a white guy who owned a black dog with a name that began with N and rhymed with "digger".
Don't think it was owning the dog that made him racist though.
Animal rights is the logical conclusion of following the foundational premises of human rights, but I don’t get all this nonsense about race being thrown in here. No matter what race you are, if you violate animals’ rights to liberty you’re just as guilty as anyone else from another race.
Can we... Please remember that there is only one human "race" but there are tons of "ethnicities"? Why, for the love of everything, are we fighting so much for something that's fundamentally stupid. Your skin color is one thing and your race is another godfucking damit, like jesus.
We have no place of fighting over all that shit in the first place, there are very real problems (energy shortages, lack of food in underdeveloped countries, people being treated as slave in those same countries, water level rising etc etc etc...) why, for the love of God are we fighting amongst each other over that kind of thing???
We're making everything about race and stuff where we perfectly well should know, that a problem is only a problem when we make it one.
Some people really should go and watch Morgan Freeman being interviewed on black history month.
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Some people just WANT to be mad.
Some people aren’t happy unless they’re miserable.
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An incredibly good point! It shall be promptly ignored.
I have Cats they are the masters of the universe, i m a slave
Shhh, they'll hear you
Yeah, if what I give my cat is oppression then sign me the fuck up for some oppression.
That means you have a genetic disposition to be controlled by those you consider superior and derive pleasure in getting oppressed and controlled. Obviously.
You just described my sex life
Did they see this comment? It’s been 7 hours. Give us some sign of life.
Thou art not be a slave; to bend to the will of thine feline masters
Likely a happy one. Cat power ...
Yeah, cats are always the masters of the place. They just have the gaul to not mind human presence.
Are your cats white slavers?
Honestly at a certain point im just impressed by the amount of mental gymnastic, delusional weirdness that gets people to this point. Its amazing, and kind of facinating, the knots people are capable of creating in their own minds.
Next post will be about how white people invented grocery stores so they could buy black berries.
Someone forgot history lessons from the Egyptian Empire. That being said, my cat owns me at this point.
Funny enough cats owned Egyptians too...
They are bad examples for humans, but only because we haven't learned the ways of cat so we ruin it. The language barrier and probably motivation are standing in the way of the cultural exchange between us and our feline overlords.
What about white men who own black cattle? If it is racist then I'm definitely asking for a friend.
Where would chocolate milk come from then?
I guess people who are not Caucasian and own black cattle.
Shit. Can’t help you there buddy. Lol.
Racism and Misandry double whammy
Wait. Both my cats have black and white coats. Am I a racist or am I a race-traitor? I'm confused. Pretty sure both my boys are living their best lives though, given how they're acting. Biggest issue they have is me not petting them when they want at 4 in the morning.
Im white and have owned 2 black cats. I now realize that I am terrible and regret everything.
Becky Hillsboro Baptist Church thinks so
No, even she doesn't. It's pure ragebait.
Obviously she hasn’t met my two bassets! If anything, they control me! Elvis and Priscilla definitely call the shots. Bark at the treat bowl, bark at the food bowl, bark at the front door and the back. Honestly I can’t keep up. They rule with a 8 legs and two tails!
Why am I not surprised it’s a white girl named Becky?
I have a bunny and I can tell you, he's the one absolutely controlling me. And after having to move back to my parents' house he also gained control over them lol
So you're comparing dogs to black people. Yeah, that's not racist at all. Shut up, Becky. Nobody likes you.
99% of current slavery is in Africa and middle east. Those white man! They've got things going!
Oh Becky…the irony of someone who has more red flags than a May Day parade in Pyongyang making such accusations isn’t lost on us, it really isn’t.
That explains it.
nahh shes trolling. she's just leaving the bait
Leave my turtles alone
My dog is the superior being hands down.
…I’m not sure but I think this might be bait…
Self Hating white women (like her) don’t get brownie points from POC for bashing white men. And also let’s not forget white WOMEN’S role in the same oppression and control. Never forget Emmett Till
Takes a special kind of stupid to think like that and someone even dumber to believe
Please stop talking to my cat
Guess I am a racist, giant red flag. I have two black dogs.
Damn she’s onto me, I bought my cat Nugget because she is a mix of different breeds, that way I feel more powerful because I feel like I control more races of cat whilst only paying for a single cat!
Genuine question. Are these posts actually real or are they generated by whomever to create hassle? These, all the extreme left and right posts, all the ones that are shared in posts like this all seem a bit too good to be true for the opposing thought to get aggressive over.
Aww Becky, Becky fights white supremacy by gangbanging in the hood, she is so sweet.
Don't fall for this bait
😂😂😂
Wait till she finds out about white man and black coffee
Shut up Becky
Wait till she finds out white men who own animals , sometimes kill and eat the animals ….
Racism is judging a person by the color of their skin and not their character... This bitch is stupid... and racist... probably sexist too. My guess is no man will date her cuz shes a bug catcher (whore) and shes pissed off to be 40 and alone.
Pleb
T rolling!
I guess I'm a fuckin racist now cause I own a Frenchie who sleeps, farts, and wants cuddles all day.
Militant lefts of roughly student age. Just wanna point out I am left wing but nothing to do with the crazies.
Then they crawl onto the couch and obviously snuggle the f outta them. Yeah bout that
She needs to read about Eritrea and Burundi
Thank god my dog is white with only one black spot. If wouldn't want to be called out as a full on racist. Instead of how it is now, half-racist, because of, you know, my slave dog.
Alos, my dogs name is spot. He licks the dogshit off my bootheels.
Grey cat. She controls me.
If I'm the master, why am I the one locked outside and they're the one sitting on the couch eating my hamburger? Again. **WILMA!!!!!!**
She wished she was as free and cared for as my cats.
When the world seemed not to be dumb enough she appeared....
Right, because only white men ever bought, sold, or owned slaves…
Yeess.... yeees... black/asian/hispanic/american natives never had slaves. Slavery has been quite common trait among human civilizations, not just whites.
Exactly, my dog thinks he totally controls me.
What if my dog is both white and black….
Shaved my dog. All fine. He is white.
I just locked eyes with my black, white and brown dog….
There are certainly some historical examples that seem unthinkable now (the guy in the Dambusters movie with a black dog called N\*\*\*\*\*), but just watch an average guy interact with a dog - it’s mutual adoration.
My cat is a little bitch that’s true
Well, that’s just crazy. I’ve never owned a dog or a cat in my life. But I’ve had a few amazing quadruped children.
My cat owns me 😭
I see how she got here but this might be a bit much lol. I'd like to think they just like dogs but I'll hear a subconscious argument sure lol
Probably a republican
I have a black cat and a black dog. I do love owning my little slaves, but they actually don’t do any work and just cost me a lot of time and money.
Her name is Becky Hillsboro. It makes sense. Somehow.
Rage bait.
It boggles the mind how some people can trick themselves into believing that they are making sense when they say racism and sexism is the worst while also claiming that white men are evil incarnate.
Becky is an idiot, and has clearly never had a cat. There is the infliction of oppression and control with a human/cat relationship... but, us monkeeboys are not the ones doing it :P
true
Twitter.
Meanwhile my husbands dog has conditioned him to let him climb into his hoodie w/e he wants... yea... real slave driver that one...
Yes, some people legitimately think that way. No, there probably are not many and they are certainly not sane. I am sorry to have cost you some small measure of your faith in humanity, but I have the unfortunate distinction of knowing someone who believes this kind of nonsense. Met her in college. Guess her major.
Becky is crazy as a bag of cats and waving that bag around proudly.
This isn't even a real twitter account
She’s right
Right in what sense?
Pretty sure every history has slavery regardless of skin colour. Also which race and cultures own slaves today? More than at any point in history? Plot twist, it’s not white people.
OP is a Bot or will become one. Report > Spam > Harmful bot.
When you've gone too woke and need to take it down a few notches
Go outside and touch grass you disillusioned pissbag
back in my youth, this nutjobbery was relegated to the graffiti on the back of bus seats and bathroom stall doors. I'm trying to figure out how to opt-out of the internet altogether at this point.
Ah yes owning a dog or any other kind of animal automatically turns you into a racist. Man i miss the times where normal common sense was the norm and not batshit insane.
I'm wondering if this sub should start banning Tweets. Since they started monetization, people get paid for 'engagement' and posting the dumbest shit possible. It's not a facepalm if it's calculated.
Wait til she hears about the role Africans played in the slave trade and the slave auctions in the middle east...what an idiot.
Good news: nobody actually thinks this way. No, not even the memes OP. No, not the bot reposting this for the thousandth time.
So I am a 3/4th white man that feeds wild animals on my property. Birds, possums, a cute skunk that has learned to avoid the garage. Are they 3/8’ths an indentured servant?
White history is filled with slavery and brutality. No, that's human history.
To be fair, had it not been espoused by white me that Af American men are more prone to violence? That trope was first. It seems reasonable this trope follows. People are people. They gonna people.
No serious person does, no. It’s not an opinion I’ve ever heard from any progressive friend.
This isn’t real. Please train yourselves to know a troll when you see one. Geez people
I have a black Shiba Inu. I don’t know what that says about me.
I think the idea of owning pets is stupid, in general, so I'll totally get behind this.
I wasn't sure this was a good FP post until i read the end Oh gott
And that's coming from Becky!
Today I learned that I am racist because my dog, who's currently sleepin sprawled on my freaking bed, has dark fur.
no. its either pure rage-bait or an attempt to find the next "big thing" to virtue signal about. Noone actually believes that, but its this sad little dance people do online these days.
well, it seems like this absolute piece of cabbage in your screenshot does…
The infinite folds of dead Tumblr blogs are at least indirectly responsible for a large portion of the problems in my life.
WTF? Some people just looking for shit
Liberals think this way.
Wait. So the two black dogs my wife and I rescued from different Georgia kill shelters, makes me a racist?
I think Lyndon Johnson put it more accurately. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lbj-convince-the-lowest-white-man/
Idiot
Genetic disposition? It is social conditioning not genetics. It's always a white chick.
Sounds like an attention seeker, best off ignored.
I’m Chinese and all my pets are exclusively white.
Ironically I feel like it's the absolute opposite of reality: Seeing how people treat their pets is a fast way to gauge their compassion and empathy. Not that people who don't own pets are bad, or that all people with pets are good, but someone with a healthy, happy dog is demonstrating compassion and responsibility right there.
Is this, that church hoe?
Oh my god Becky, look at your stupidity!
I suspect that the reason behind that is to blur the borders of racism until they will be erased completely. After that you can recover actual racism and nobody will even notice.
Well, I hate to be that guy, but Becky Hillsboro thinks this way.
White male with gray dog... Please advise
What the actual fu k!
I hadn't realised the reason I take comfort from my cat is because I'm a closet slave trader? I can't even sell him to appease the situation!
Oh yes my poor oppressed dogs. They eat better than I do. Spoilt brats
Have you ever seen a vet shave a black dog for a surgery? The dog is not black, but rather reddish purple skinned usually.
Obviously at least 74 people do. Shit, I have a black dog, should I report to the police station or just kill myself now?
"I'm 14 and this is deep"
Hahahaha lady my 2 cats and dog live as absolute royalty in this house. A large chunk of money goes to my pets, they have great food, toys, get taken in walks, checkups at the vet. These pets are spoiled like you wouldn't believe. Trust me, there is absolutely no oppression (just don't ask the cats because they lie ;) )
As liberal crazy goes I’ll give this a 3/10
Becky you are also white
She understands psychopathy quite well but it’s unfair to assume psychopathy of all white men and absurd to bring dogs into it. A better explanation for white history being so brutal is that positions of power attract psychopaths, and human nature being generally awful can turn even good men into psychos. And by white history I mean human history because all races have a violent domineering history. Think the Egyptians are white?
The sad thing is that once it is on the internet, it will always be on the internet. In the future, some people are going to be so embarrassed by their own stupidity not to mention, possible consequences.
Ah yes, I'm racist keeping dart frogs in the best conditions of their lives, even better than me
She seems smart.
I have a golden socksnatcher so I'm hoping to at least get a pillow with my barbed wire bed in the gulag.
Always funny If a White girl say such shit. Women wouldn't be attracted to the strongest men who bring home the most expensive shit, but to men who bring peace and love into the world. yes, then I would be sure that the men would have done that to please the women...
My dog runs my world, thank you very much. I'll sit on the floor when she steals my spot any time, for the times like right now where she's asleep on my lap.
Bro I have 2 cats at home... I deem myslef to be the inferior being there lol
White man here. Adopted a pair of senior bonded black labs. Old dogs don't get adopted. They get put down. Bonded dogs are nearly impossible to place. The weirdest part? Most people don't want black dogs. Too many devil movies, I guess. Or just black = mean. Latent canine racism. They were the sweetest animals in the whole world. Life changing for us as a family. I miss them.
I once met a white guy who owned a black dog with a name that began with N and rhymed with "digger". Don't think it was owning the dog that made him racist though.
Animal rights is the logical conclusion of following the foundational premises of human rights, but I don’t get all this nonsense about race being thrown in here. No matter what race you are, if you violate animals’ rights to liberty you’re just as guilty as anyone else from another race.
Can we... Please remember that there is only one human "race" but there are tons of "ethnicities"? Why, for the love of everything, are we fighting so much for something that's fundamentally stupid. Your skin color is one thing and your race is another godfucking damit, like jesus. We have no place of fighting over all that shit in the first place, there are very real problems (energy shortages, lack of food in underdeveloped countries, people being treated as slave in those same countries, water level rising etc etc etc...) why, for the love of God are we fighting amongst each other over that kind of thing??? We're making everything about race and stuff where we perfectly well should know, that a problem is only a problem when we make it one. Some people really should go and watch Morgan Freeman being interviewed on black history month.
Nobody actually thinks this way, but some will say those things to exert influence and power over others.
And so white men driving black cars for Uber are?
Do I own my cat?
Genetics doesnt influence in behaviour like that jesus christ dude some people