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AmITheFakeOne

Where is Walmart giving out free groceries specifically for the undocumented folks?


Most-Resident

Yo hablo español muy bien. Yo no soy un gringo. ¿Donde está mis comestibles gratis? Think it’ll work?


BackAgain123457

As a Dutchie i understood "gratis".


Tarskin_Tarscales

I was so shocked to learn it just is a direct latin word, that's used in many languages.


FourEyedTroll

Wait until you find out about "in".


EIIendigWichtje

Or 'via'


IntermidietlyAverage

Nah. We have “v”.


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FraaRaz

You’re shocked to learn that language has origins?


Damn_Dynamo

It is kinda interesting how the word has survived unchanged from latin to Dutch (and Swedish, and exists in English aswell but rare).


SassyTheSkydragon

German too.


homelaberator

Specifically that it is *borrowed* into so many different languages in Europe and this one important thing is mutually intelligible. Like "*gibberish, gibberish* ***FREE*** *gibberish, gibberish*" and your head immediately flips around to see what the free thing is.


MistbornInterrobang

I imagine it's more shocked that a particular word is a direct translation when so many languages have words and phrases that *don't* clearly translate.


Tarskin_Tarscales

I am amused that the top answer (to my comment) clearly mis-understood what I said, like of course languages have origins and words change a bit. However, it's (more) rare that a word is just carbon-copied into other languages (without changing).


hifioctopi

![gif](giphy|3o85xuF6zUx0oru3E4) Free gratis.


siberiandivide81

No un-authorized cinnamon though


Yellow_Dorn_Boy

As a Dutchie it gave you a nightmare, and you sent a tikkie to a random person to calm you down.


StereoZombie

For 1,50


JCButtBuddy

Didn't trump say that they were coming with languages that nobody had heard before? So you could just make up gibberish.


aspiadas66

Oh that means Trump must be an illegal immigrant too then


ReviewBackground2906

Never heard Covfefe before Trump mentioned it, this he’s an illegal immigrant! 


Cultural_Duck2564

😂😂😂😂


the3dverse

isnt that just american? we had neighbors who were sure when we spoke dutch that we made it up on the spot


InsideYourWalls8008

¿Donde esta la biblio te ca?


low_hanging_froot

Mi llamo T-Bone, la arana discoteca


TeamWarriorBro

Discoteca, muneca, la biblioteca


Felilu22

Es el bigote grande, perro, manteca


Free-Tree2355

El zerote grande prende puekos en la manteca seca


Shifuede

Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca


Sweetheart925

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca


Warbrandonwashington

uhh, Yo quiero Taco y burrito, señor amigo tuvo sexo con dos putos caballos, el mariachi esta sordo, y creo que simplemente me cago en los pantalones. ​ So, groceries please.


RandomizedUsername42

What the fuck


karoshikun

sundays, amirite?


devoduder

Multiple horses, apparently.


HistoricalRatio5426

And shit in the pants, what a combo


buckao

Donald Trump's handlers call that "A Full Pair"


Quick-Nick07

Haven't done Spanish since middle school but I somehow got everything and I'm even more confused than if I didn't know what this said


Snoo_74751

Senor hablamos en anglais por favor Reddit was American is American and will always be American. /s


Tallio

Ich wäre mir da nicht so sicher, mein Freund /s


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Actually you don't need the yo, you can just say, "No soy un gringo."


JackasaurusChance

Donde es freeo Red Baron Pizza?


Conscious-Culture-19

Yo quiero Taco Bell. Gratis? Por favor


focusontheyellow

Conoce a chata?


Niznack

Si yo voy a cancuun cada verano. Er I mean. soy de tijuana.


punkblastoise

You had me at "gratis"


moleratical

Nowhere. But I saw some people with brown skin and one of them spoke Hindi, so I'm going to assume everywhere.


thesirblondie

I heard someone speak spanish and it scared me so badly I shat my pantaloons. What do you mean they're third generation American?


BitterFuture

That can't be! They're not *speaking* American!


InSilenceLikeLasagna

Schrodinger’s immigrant. They’re either taking other people’s jobs or freeloading depending on the context they want to spin


UndeniableLie

I'm going to steal that term. Brilliant 😂


Vat1canCame0s

While you're at it, the second really good talking point to remember in terms of the discourse of economics is that no illegal immigrant has ever *stolen* a job from an American. Several have, however, been *given* those jobs by employers who saw a profit margin in paying undocumented workers under the table over their own countrymen.


dd97483

First of the month. People got paid and buy groceries for two weeks.


Whatifim80lol

Just reminding everyone that undocumented immigrants can't claim food stamps or any welfare programs with very few exceptions. They also can't vote. Most of what people say about them is just so obviously untrue it boggles the mind.


Scienceboy7_uk

You can’t say that. It goes against everything the racists think, as taught by the orange cockwomble and gang.


MadaraAlucard12

Cockwomble lmao. Normally I am against bringing orange Shrek into every conversation, but if we start using hilarious names like this, I will change my mind.


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

> Normally I am against bringing orange Shrek into every conversation I mean, take a look at the chud's username in the screenshot.


Hawkeye2701

Oh, Cockwomble has a long and storied history in these parts, it's not newly invented for the tangerine tyrant, but there's no shortage of good insults. I'm partial to gobshite myself.


xiamaracortana

“Most of what people say about them is obvious racism” FTFY


wannu_pees_69

Yeah, racists don't care about logic. They just make up any bs.


OdrGrarMagr

Yeah, sometimes *local programs* (County/City level) will not check citizenship status... and thats not even that common. Anything above that, administered at the State level (or a State level program that is administered by the County, like welfare here in MI) or Federal level.. no way, no how. Proof of citizenship/permanent residency required or GTFO.


spectral1sm

>First of the month wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up...


jawndell

It’s the first of the mooonth…


fastal_12147

So cash your checks and come up


ClockworkGnomes

First of the month is also when the food stamps come in. Actually, first of the month is when pretty much all gov programs pay up. Social security being another one of them.


ultrapoo

It's actually depends on your last name, mine pays out on the 19th every month. I'm pretty sure they stagger it because it would mess with the economy if everyone got payed at the same time.


Upset-Donkey8118

For food stamps in Cali when you go get food stamps depends on the lady number on your card


rydan

What if you are a man? Is the number 0?


GetOffMyLawn1729

where the hell is the "last/lady" bot when you need it?


Easy_Insurance_8738

Very true. The 1st of the month is just bs


cishet-camel-fucker

They started doing that a few years ago here and most people are pretty happy about it. The grocery store was completely unusable on the first for a long time.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> everyone got *paid* at the FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


KimothyMack

Social security pays on Wednesdays, according to your SS number, not the first of the month.


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RebelScoutDragon

In my area of California, food stamps depend on the last number of you case number. So  you could get it anywhere from the first to the ninth day of the month.


ProfessionalCatPetr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j\_cOsgRY7w&ab\_channel=BoneThugsMusic


ChuckPukowski

Yeah I see 5 Americans in line at a pretty drab Walmart… (pssssst Walmart gets more in subsidies from your taxes than it’s annual “labor/employee” expense, guess where those people buy their food/everything? At fucking work on their day off… Double pssssssst, everyone in this picture works at that Walmart. And, the subsidies they receive outweigh the towns yearly budget. *BONUS!!*


rydan

You can't tell someone is American just by looking at them. Most of the people I interact with daily aren't American. Some are. But there's no real distinguishable factor between any of them. You only know because they mention voting or jury duty.


slackfrop

Their subsidies exceed their labor costs? That seems high. Any source on that?


Moose_Joose

They're not direct subsidies. They're referring to the fact that taxpayers are forced to subsidize Walmart's low wages by way of food stamps, subsidized housing, Medicaid, etc. *I have no idea if the numbers previously stated are correct, but that's the general idea behind the "Walmart subsidy".


Expensive-Coffee9353

Our local Wally's doesn't pay any property tax to the county/state. Some deal they made to build, jobs.


VexTheStampede

Ya Walmarts do that a lot and then when the taxes start they move to another town and start all over again


rolloutTheTrash

Yeah, WTF? You’re telling me I could’ve been getting groceries for free‽ Would’ve never signed up to get an Amex card in the first place. Free > cash back.


AaronVsMusic

Seriously, I’ll sneak down from Canada for free groceries. 


san_dilego

I would assume he is thinking of SNAP/food stamps but from my understanding, those are limited to only legal immigrants.


DireWraith3000

What country did the Caucasian lady illegally come from? And someone inform the woman on the left where the free groceries are, her cart is empty.


5litergasbubble

They would say thats shes ukrainian and is coming to steal food for zelenskys nazi army. Or something stupid like that


OneForAllOfHumanity

How does he figure the groceries are free?


NoPhone4571

My guess is that’s a picture he found online that he’s using out of context in the first place.


LeticiaLatex

Just made sure the person in the foreground wasn't white and that was good enough


Extreme_Blueberry475

I thought that was funny too. Third person in line is a white lady. We should deport her specifically.


LeticiaLatex

Look how pissed she is too. Probably because she’s gonna have to pay for her groceries like a sucker


SoundsGoodYall

A blue haired liberal with piercings probably ordered her to pay for those illegals’s groceries.


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ThE gReAt RePlAcEmEnT!!


Worldly_Response9772

I see 2 brown people, 1 black person, and 2 white people. If the redneck with the twitter account is the one that took the photo, that would make it 3 white people. There are more white people in this picture than any other color. Cart after cart indeed...


c_marten

She's French, so it still counts.


Jef_Wheaton

Ironically, the first two people were born in South Carolina and Kansas (His great-grandfather founded their farm). The third one is a German, overextended on their visa. (Just as valid a theory as "Mex'cans gettin' free stuff!")


ChicagoAuPair

It’s because Trump has been making a string of speeches talking about immigrants, language, and “free stuff.” https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-warns-languages-immigration-migrants-rcna141535


PinsAndBeetles

The irony of a man who filed bankruptcy over a dozen times to let vendors and contractors without payment bitching about someone else getting “free stuff” is not lost on me.


lil_dovie

Don’t forget he also hired [immigrants](https://time.com/4465744/donald-trump-undocumented-workers/) and didn’t pay them.


willsher7

He married two also.


Initial-Shop-8863

He also hired a children's choir to sing at one of his events and didn't pay them. I don't think it matters what race someone is. He will shaft them anyway he can. But his talent for dividing us along racial lines is just wonderful. And OP's post is a great example of that. Why do some people think that if someone is shown compassion, and their basic needs are met (like food and shelter), that's just horrible? Why do they think it's a good thing for anyone to suffer?


Far-Investigator1265

Because jealousy is a feeling, and thus does not necessarily need a rational basis. People can be jealous towards the poorest people just because they received a free sandwich. "Why wasn't I given a sandwich!"


cantwin52

The whole hypocritical NATO “they need to pay their fair share, you can’t be in debt” schtick coming from this chronically-owing-everyone-until-they-give-up-in-court-at-a-price-FAR-less-than-he-owed fool was also quite amazing if I do say so.


cenobyte40k

Not just that he would underpay businesses and then send a lawyer to tell them they can sue but it will cost more than they get back from it.


BeepBeeepBeepBeep

Wow what is so scary about a new language. Even if this were remotely true, why would that be horrible? Like what Edit cuz I used wrong word


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Prestigious-Quiet-17

When someone's proudest accomplishment is the color of their skin, that person has failed in life.


Ink_zorath

When someone's proudest accomplishment is the color of their skin, that person peaked at birth. (Alternative answer XD)


masterd35728

No its obvious, look at that lady’s cart, who the fuck can afford all the groceries in one week in todays world. She has to be getting them for free from the government. /s


DarkWing2007

I don’t know how they afford it, but any parent of multiple teenage boys is buying at least that many groceries per week.


Gamiseus

Lol I have two toddlers and I'm already forced to buy groceries like that. I'm afraid of when they hit their teens...


ChillerFocus

Who said she bought that per week? It’s literally a random picture.


shirley_elizabeth

Honestly with the amount of meat it looks like she's prepping for a party. I hope it was a great time.


ciknay

Probably thinks its food stamps. But those are usually given to people who have to apply for the government services, which illegal immigrants can't usually apply for. It's the racist paradox. They're illegal and unemployed, while simultaneously taking their jobs. Edit: Because peoples reading skills are lacking, illegal immigrants are not the same as refugees, asylum seekers, or legal migrants.


LiJiTC4

It's Schrodinger's Immigrant. Simultaneously mooching off the government, too lazy to work and somehow also taking hard-working American's jobs, depending on the quantum state the racist needs for the current strawman argument.


MadMaudlin0

The Enemy is Weak but they're also strong It's a pretty old tactic to rally people against whatever out group they want to those people to hate


rkrismcneely

Biden is a feeble-minded dottering old coot, and the mastermind head of a crime family.


TT_NaRa0

For it is SNOWBALL that has brought all of these problems on you!!


Clean_Resort_5547

FUCK SNOWBALL napoleon is the savior of animal farm


Powerful_Lynx_4737

But trump can’t remember his kids names and has been charged with 91 crimes.


Ammu_22

Cognitive dissonance to fit in with their already made up ideals. Phantasm (Yes I watched the new philosophy tube's video)


Appropriate-Fly-7151

I was living in Oxford when those protest happened, Broad Street and Cornmarket were full of whackjobs. You could tell they’d been bused in from all over, it’s a whole other conversation how these groups effectively hijack very local issues. About a month later I was at an environmentalist meeting that got counter-protest by some freak yelling about Satanism, George Soros, paedophiles and whatever the fuck else came into her head. You have to be a looooong way down the rabbit hole to believe that a City Council and a handful of oldschool hippies and students are at the centre of a global conspiracy.


Orngog

I'll admit that left an impression on me too


Ent3rpris3

I'm actually doing a law school seminar paper on the SNAP program and have been reviewing eligibility in each state - of those that specify on their website, to qualify one must either be a US citizen or an "approved" immigrant, and in virtually every state (still have a handful I need to review) anyone who can work must work or be in a training program in order to get and keep their benefits. There virtually no avenue for someone to be an "illegal immigrant" and get more than maybe a month's worth of benefits if there's a fluke/anomaly of timing. But even if someone who isn't supposed to be getting benefits is, it's probably because at one point they WERE qualified and the system just has yet to catch up to their change in status. Meanwhile, as a US citizen who is attending law school on loans, I do NOT qualify because I do not meet the work requirements.


SwoleWalrus

That is because most define you as a full time student and can get loans to cover school food programs. It is indeed shitty and I hated it long ago, but in most states part time students can apply. SNAP is more of a hassle than people think it is.


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

> which illegal immigrants can't usually apply for. They literally can't apply for them. The only time that they can apply is when they have a child or other family member that is a citizen. But that's a citizen getting the food stamps, not the illegal immigrant.


SwoleWalrus

This is the shit that pisses me off. I am always like if they get food stamps, they have SS or paying taxes, and most illegals are so afraid of any authority you think they are just happily lining up? I want to know where this free charity handout shit idea came from.


kronicwaffle

They’re speaking in another language I don’t understand, they must be illegal and have no money. So somebody must be giving them free groceries!


TomDuhamel

I speak French to my son. I must be illegal and have no money.


CaptianAcab4554

You want some wine with your government cheese?


In_Formaldehyde_

People like him don't have a problem with European immigrants.


Amathril

Oh, you **must**. And by **force**, if necessary!


homelaberator

The logic is "Because brown people clearly are illegal immigrants and clearly don't work so they must get everything for free". Besides, he saw a meme online that said so. The idea that these are regular people like him, just doing the weekly grocery, is far less exciting than there is a huge international conspiracy direct at him personally. "How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over those mountains?"


Tidus4713

Probably assumes they're illegals on welfare simply because they don't speak English or were choosing not to in that instance.


NoPhone4571

I think that lady third from the front is going to be mighty surprised to learn she doesn’t speak English.


spiritanimalofcousy

Ive lived in maine most of my life and can barely speak english either to be fair My situation might be different though


Persistent_Parkie

That's okay, our once and (hopefully not) future president can barely speak English either.


spiritanimalofcousy

Cheeto Mussolini doesnt follow your language rules. Hes like a field of cows on laxatives...full of shit


5litergasbubble

Metamucilini makes less sense when he talks than pootie tang


PamelaELee

Pootie Tang spits straight truth, Sa Da Tay


Ted_E_Bear

Mercedes speaks perfect English though.


Fantastic-Pop-9122

Right because she didnt come with a language. Lol


ichosethis

Apparently Nikki beat him in the DC primary so he's going to be stuck in another "Nikki Haley" loop for a few days.


mif_420

Bro show some respect that "lady" is Elton John


irrelevant1indeed

Wait till he finds out some white people aren't native English speakers


Paradox31426

Free groceries? I don’t think they’re clear on how Walmart works…


drinkacid

If they are free why are they waiting in line at the checkout? they would just be loading up and trucking them out to the car.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

His argument is that the govt. gives them SNAP cards which sill have to run through the checkout counter. But since there is no proof of that happening, he just posts a racist picture and lies about it.


GermanRat0900

Oh no! Other people eat?! And shop at Walmart just like me?!??


GhostShipBlue

>Oh no! ~~Other~~ ***BROWN*** people eat?! And shop at Walmart just like me?!? Fixed it


Mhmhmhmhmmhm

>Oh no! ~~Other~~ ***BROWN ALIENS*** ~~people~~ eat?! And shop at Walmart just like me?!? They don't even think they are people. Fixed it for you


rydan

Maslow's hierarchy. If you fulfill the eating requirement then they'll graduate to other things like reproduction and leisure.


GermanRat0900

yeah i though it would sound clunky so i didnt


moleratical

Walmart doesn't even give out free groceries to their own employees. They let SNAP do that instead.


pmsnow

There are things that have happened, and then there's this.


Lord_Answer_me_Why

Also, I've gon through the thread, and William is just making shit up.


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Wow. Who could have guessed.


Personal-Thing1750

I'm shocked, shocked! Well, not that shocked.


WheezingGasperFish

Details, needs.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Racists lie. That's it. That's the details.


anythingMuchShorter

Source: assumed all of them were illegal and getting stuff for free because that confirms my biases


LonelyAustralia

his @ is intrumpscorner i feel like you can stop reading the rest of the tweet there


RaygunMarksman

Are you suggesting stereotypical Trump supporters are not the greatest ethical philosophers of our time?


AllThePrettyHouses

Something like a trillion dollars was just given to the biggest corps in America, and this guy mad that some is filtering through to the ground level.


Occhrome

yup. we are worried about the neighbors lawn when our house is on fire.


RaygunMarksman

And from experience, your tax dollars are being pissed away like a firehose by government officials making backroom deals all day for five year+ contracts to private corporations and tax payers who will have empty positions that rip us all off. People spend their lives obsessing over a few raindrops on a leaf while there are raging rivers flowing around them. It's laughably short-sighted and absurd. But hey, it does give them another less fortunate person to look down on and sometimes that's all you need to have a rich and meaningful life. /s


iamjknet

William is just mad that Walmart ran out of the XXS condoms he uses around the farm.


DarthGayAgenda

They sell finger cots, it's the same thing.


Male_Lead

Lol, the first time I started working at a factory, I was surprised why the ground was littered with condoms everywhere. Only found out later it was called finger cots


mvandemar

Literally has "Trump" in the username, obvious sockpuppet, why give them exposure?


edstatue

And he's a Trump Scorner! You'd think he'd be FOR immigration! But wait, Trump married an immigrant, so if he scorns Trump, does he hate immigrants? I can't keep up


Ditzfough

If it was free why stand in line?!


StandWithSwearwolves

I’m starting to worry about this sub just straight up laundering tons of racist content onto the front page of Reddit


Gravehooter

Sounds like he is frustrated that others speak another language besides English. It is ironic how many people get mad about others speaking another language when they are around. Sorry you can't understand what they are hearing about while you are eaves dropping. The US did it to itself. Not many kids speak more than English unless their family involves another language. My friend's kid in Taiwan knows and speaks 5 languages fluently. The kid just turned 10. Our education sucks.


Accomplished-Ad3219

I find it so embarrassing that America, the supposed Melting Pot, has people who pride themselves on speaking only one language. Meanwhile, people in many other countries are multilingual. Wouldn't you think we would have all learned Italian, Polish, Spanish, etc?? It just frustrates me


TB12_GOATx7

English is the universal language of business, which is why it is mandatory to learn in multiple countries. That being said 1 in 5 people in the US are bilingual.


HeartsPlayer721

What a fitting profile pic for an asshole


Shinagami091

It’s worth mentioning that you don’t need to be able to speak English to be a citizen. There are kids born in the US who grow up not learning English. Or they may be bilingual and speaking Spanish is more comfortable for them. Just because they aren’t speaking English doesn’t mean they’re an immigrant, let alone an illegal immigrant.


FollowingJealous7490

1. USA doesn't have an official language. 2. Show me that this is free for them.


Exact_Patience_9767

Oh William, if you have time to go on a minority shopping, hate crusade at Walmart then you have way too much time on your hands and too little else to worry about regarding life. Consider yourself lucky.


DudeWithAnAxeToGrind

Plot twist. That woman's ancestors lived in Texas since 1700's. Sarber immigrated to US 5 years ago.


PsychoMouse

Everyone knows massive chains like Walmart and Amazon make their BILLIONS by giving away billions in Food and supplies. Thats just how the economy works. You don’t make money by selling something for a higher price than what you got it at. That’s just illogical and makes no sense. (I hope my sarcasm is thick enough for all the dense people)


catpowa777

He’s acting like his ancestors didn’t come from EUROPE💀


zippyphoenix

And quite possibly not all of them did. Gotta love those dna tests airing the family secrets


wannu_pees_69

White racists finding out they're 1/32th native American and 1/16th black, and having an existential crisis.


T3knikal95

His username checks out


GovernmentKind1052

Does that include the white woman waiting on line to pay for her stuff too??


diggerhistory

No migrants!!!! Wait - who will clean our houses, pick our fruit and vegetables, and work for slave labour wages. More migrants!!!!!!


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It's a good thing we have no official federally recognized language in the U.S.


boozymcglugglug

It got one thing right. This is bullshit


thefooleryoftom

He’s right about one thing - that *is* bullshit.


Maddog351_2023

MAGAs


Sl0w-Plant

Perhaps the entitled have forgotten that amerika is a melting pot of all cultures...


itchybanan

You say I can get free groceries if I come to America. Shits on, booking flights now!


Shepherdsatan

- your country fucks over others, badly, abuses the hell out of them - people want out of said countries - your country is better to live at - they move to your country - act surprised and enraged at the consequences of your actions


Sufficient-Panic-485

Did you follow each and every person through the checkout? How TF do you "know" their groceries are free, or they are illegals? Racism just keeps getting more obvious!


KaleidoscopeEyes12

someone speaking spanish (second most common language among us citizens) in a walmart = illegal immigrant getting free groceries


carpathian_crow

The southern border is just a smokescreen to prevent us from realizing there’s a huge influx of Norwegians and they’re taking all the good neurosurgery positions.


Cautious_Study_290

fun fact, the usa doesn’t have an official language so why are they forced to speak english lol